Xiu Erdai's daily essays
Chapter 842
3460_ kinds of wigs
"Bao inquire, let's forget about the content of your news, why can't you even guarantee the smoothness of the broadcast? Where is the professionalism?"
"I'm more worried, are the people inside still alive?"
"At least Jiang Ji is definitely still alive, and he may not have suffered much injuries. Yunxiazong has not moved at all."
"Jiang Ji... Does he bring his own live broadcast only for Yunxiazong?"
"..."
"It's not facing Yunxiazong, but connected to Yunxiazong's formation, so anyone who has the authority to view the records of the formation can see his real-time situation."
"That is the live broadcast aimed at the senior management of Yunxia Sect."
"more or less……"
The live broadcast screen is abolished, but the barrage function is still there, and the professionalism of Baotou is still alive.
The small suili was messed up by a large number of spiritual plants, and once again there was a shortage of space.Xiao Sui doesn't have the strength to take care of it carefully now, so he can only instruct the Ice Garden, which is scarred but not fundamentally damaged, to guide its kind, and at the same time roughly set the rules for the new residents.
"Beat and eat if you don't obey." Xiao Sui threatened viciously, "All the secret realm bodies brought out from the roots will be gathered obediently for me to construct my secret realm imitation."
Secret Realm Lingzhi was quite dazed, just as dazed as Secret Realm who had changed his head of ice hair.
I asked Jiu Duan of the Past Life Gate Class: "Did you wear a lot of wigs when you first shaved your head?" I know there are. "What does it feel like?"
There was unconcealable excitement on Ban Jiuduan's face. It seemed that he knew that I was in a secret territory where the live broadcast was cut off. He is now one of the few factions other than Yunxiazong who got my real-time information.
Ban Jiuduan: "We are not allowed to wear wigs inside the gate of reincarnation. By the time the wigs are cultivated enough to go out, the hair will have already grown a bit, so you don't have to wear them."
Me: "Have you ever tried to grow a wig?" It is to directly implant the fake hair into the scalp one by one. As long as the planting technique is good, it will look very close to real hair except that it will not grow.
The mortal world also has this kind of technology, but not many people use it, because it is equivalent to pricking countless soft needles on one's scalp. Although it is said that technical means can be used to ensure safety, it still makes people's scalp tingle, and after that It is also very troublesome to change the hair.
Relying on their strong recovery ability, the monks are free to try this dangerous technique, but this technique is not very practical for the monks, because the hair of the monks is generally very good. Although it grows slowly, it will not fall out naturally. Some monks who have lost a lot of hair due to injury and poisoning will use this method to make up for their lack of appearance, but most of them find it boring.
3461_ What did you get?
Real hair is a part of the monk's spiritual power cycle, and fake hair will not participate in the process of spiritual power flow, so every day when you practice, you will realize that those hairs are fake.
--What?Can you lie to others and make others think that you are still a beauty with a head of hair?Forget other people's thoughts, I don't have time to worry about it, don't you see that this is bothering you?
Ban Jiuduan: "No. We shave the head, not pull it out. After shaving, the hair roots are still there. If you put a wig on it, it will be repelled by the real hair roots."
That's right, then my current situation can't be analogized with the gate of rebirth.
I thanked Ban Jiuduan and sent him a photo I took of the Bing Lingzhi in front of me.Compared with the two professionals Bao Xiangzhu and Zuo Xian, I think my photos are not bad, mainly because Bing Lingzhi will cooperate with me in posing.
Ban Jiuduan was so excited—that expression should be excited rather than holding back a smile, right? ——Stuttered a bit: "Me, how should I use it? Can I show it to others? If someone asks me where it came from, how should I answer it?"
Me: "Just answer the truth, we will come out soon. If you don't want to explain, you can wait for the report of Bao inquire and then take out this photo. Bao inquire took a lot of photos, and this folder will not be conspicuous .”
Dai Qin came to me: "What did you do? What did you get?"
Me: "Senior, please keep a friendly distance, otherwise I may be nervous."
"There's no time." Dai Qin said, and launched an attack on me, but was missed by the fur ball, and the Bing Lingzhi on the ground tripped Dai Qin to the ground.
Han Yituo, who put away the analysis grass and took a step, paused when he saw this, and instead retreated to his original position, pulling out an ice spirit plant.
Dai Qin's injury was not serious, and it took a long time after he fell to the ground to get up again with difficulty.Bao Xiangzhu squatted down, covering a flower bone of a spiritual plant with his hand, and looked at the Bing Lingzhi in Han Yituo's hand at the same time.Han Yituo smiled at Bao Xiangzhu, and Bao Xiangzhu quickly pinched off the ice flower bone.The secret realm shook, part of the Bing Lingzhi melted into the soil and air, and part of it turned into a sharp blade, which first destroyed the wreckage of Han Yituo's formation, and then pointed the blade at us.
I looked at Bao Xiangzhu.
Bao Xiangzhu: "I didn't cause it..."
Me: "Hurry up."
Bao Xiangzhu closed his eyes and let go, the ice flower bone fell to the ground, and the ice blades lined up to plunge into the ice flower bone.The ice blade disappeared, and the ice flower grew in size, as tall as a person. The flower that was originally a bone flower bloomed, revealing a dark hole in the middle that emanated obvious spatial power.
3462_ are alive
The fur ball picked me up and got into the hole, blocking the instability in the space transmission for me.When I left the teleportation channel, I arrived at the foot of Yunxia Sect Master Peak.Immediately behind me, Xu Qing, Zuo Xian and Bao Xiangzhu also came out one after another, and at the same time as they came out, they each had an extra ice spirit plant in their hands.A while later, when the teleportation channel was about to close, Han Yituo and Dai Qin rushed out with injuries all over their bodies at the same time. After falling to the ground, they were chased and pierced several times with ice blades.
But all alive.
Han Yituo supported the ground with one hand, and protected Bing Lingzhi with the other hand, and slowly got up, before he could breathe a sigh of relief, the sky gathered clouds.
Me: "...Congratulations, Senior Han, who is about to have a baby?"
Han Yituo wiped the blood, holding the ice spirit plant he picked tightly in his hand.The place where this ice spirit plant grows is next to the place where the analysis grass I threw to Han Yituo landed, and it seems to have established some kind of connection with the analysis grass when it grows.That connection is still there now.The analysis grass was hidden by Han Yituo, but it gradually merged with the ice spirit plant in Han Yituo's hands, and then this feeling of fusion spread to Han Yituo's golden core, and then echoed with Jielei.
Han Yituo wanted to analyze grass, and Chi Qiadan didn't seem to want to analyze elixir, but to force himself to conceive a baby.But does Chichadan have the function of promoting baby formation?If so, given the authority of the Medicine Sect in assisting upgrade-like pills, it seems that they don't need to hide it, especially when they sell Chichadan.
Even now that auxiliary upgrade pills are being treated dialectically, there are still many people who are willing to buy them at an unreasonably high price.According to the price of elixir for auxiliary infant formation, the current Chiqiadan is too cheap, and the Medicine Sect will not sell it so cheaply.
So, this is Han Yituo's special upgrade method?
As soon as Daiqin was able to move, he left without looking back.
Bao Xiangzhu rushed back to inquire about the hot secret topic, in exchange for Zhang Feng to continue to follow up and report on Han Yituo.
Me: "Are you tired of exchanging like this?"
Zhang Feng: "I also don't think it's necessary, but follow the organization's arrangements."
Zuo Xian hesitated for a while, and chose to leave, because it was too dangerous to observe the baby closely during the Foundation Establishment Period, and he was unwilling to ask others for help on this matter.
Xu Qing looked at Maoqiu and said to me: "The commission is over, may I know who you are?"
I tear off the disguise.
3463_Very bad start with baby
Xu Qing tried his best to restrain himself, his expression moved slightly, and he pretended to be calm and said: "I guessed it. Let me emphasize again, I have no interest in your type."
Me: "Oh."
Xu Qing: "...But, compared to Jiang Ji's appearance, I like this face more."
understand.
Xu Qing: "It's not because of her beauty."
Alright, I know you're moved, so don't keep lying to yourself.
Xu Qing whispered: "Really not."
Me: "Well, I see."
Xu Qing: "I'm because..." He looked at the Xu family who picked him up, and cut a long story short, "Goodbye. Anyway, I don't have a chance to see you again."
I watched Xu Qing leave, and wanted to say that since we had no chance to meet each other, why did you leave half of your words to whet my appetite?Get together and get away, don't you understand?
After a while, Xu Qing communicated with me.
After connecting, he looked confused: "Why does the disguise change the sex?"
I didn't answer, and waited patiently to see what madness he was going to have.
Xu Qing: "When you were Jiang Ji, you should have educated me when I said that."
Oh, it turned out to be a lack of education.
Me: "Young man, I was just seriously exhausted, and I haven't recovered yet. Now my brain is almost numb, and I don't have the energy to fight you. Just reflect on yourself, and I will give you a class when I have nothing to do."
Xu Qing: "...So it's not because of the idol burden."
Me: "Speaking of which, when I use this face, I speak more politely than when I use Jiang Ji's, but the main reason is that people with my face are much more polite when speaking to them, and I just respond to them. A similar attitude. For example, you don't feel too embarrassed to tease me now."
Xu Qing: "Why am I embarrassed? I just said that you are not my type, no."
Me: "Emphasis a few more times, don't let yourself be deceived."
Xu Qing: "..."
Han Yituo's baby start was very bad, his condition was too bad, not only because of physical injuries, but also mentally unprepared, very hasty.
Next to me, there are senior brothers and sisters in the Nascent Soul stage who educate their apprentices: "Look, in this case, we generally recommend that you suppress it and don't immediately conceive a baby. Failure is still a trivial matter, and you are afraid of taking your life indiscriminately."
The apprentice asked: "Can the thunderbolt be suppressed after it has been accomplished?"
Nascent Soul Stage: "Yes. Although it is more difficult than suppressing the tribulation thunder before it gathers, there is a chance to suppress it before the first thunder strikes, but the premise is that you have enough control over your own power. This fellow Daoist Han ...The state is too bad, I can't control it, I can only respond to the robbery."
"Bao inquire, let's forget about the content of your news, why can't you even guarantee the smoothness of the broadcast? Where is the professionalism?"
"I'm more worried, are the people inside still alive?"
"At least Jiang Ji is definitely still alive, and he may not have suffered much injuries. Yunxiazong has not moved at all."
"Jiang Ji... Does he bring his own live broadcast only for Yunxiazong?"
"..."
"It's not facing Yunxiazong, but connected to Yunxiazong's formation, so anyone who has the authority to view the records of the formation can see his real-time situation."
"That is the live broadcast aimed at the senior management of Yunxia Sect."
"more or less……"
The live broadcast screen is abolished, but the barrage function is still there, and the professionalism of Baotou is still alive.
The small suili was messed up by a large number of spiritual plants, and once again there was a shortage of space.Xiao Sui doesn't have the strength to take care of it carefully now, so he can only instruct the Ice Garden, which is scarred but not fundamentally damaged, to guide its kind, and at the same time roughly set the rules for the new residents.
"Beat and eat if you don't obey." Xiao Sui threatened viciously, "All the secret realm bodies brought out from the roots will be gathered obediently for me to construct my secret realm imitation."
Secret Realm Lingzhi was quite dazed, just as dazed as Secret Realm who had changed his head of ice hair.
I asked Jiu Duan of the Past Life Gate Class: "Did you wear a lot of wigs when you first shaved your head?" I know there are. "What does it feel like?"
There was unconcealable excitement on Ban Jiuduan's face. It seemed that he knew that I was in a secret territory where the live broadcast was cut off. He is now one of the few factions other than Yunxiazong who got my real-time information.
Ban Jiuduan: "We are not allowed to wear wigs inside the gate of reincarnation. By the time the wigs are cultivated enough to go out, the hair will have already grown a bit, so you don't have to wear them."
Me: "Have you ever tried to grow a wig?" It is to directly implant the fake hair into the scalp one by one. As long as the planting technique is good, it will look very close to real hair except that it will not grow.
The mortal world also has this kind of technology, but not many people use it, because it is equivalent to pricking countless soft needles on one's scalp. Although it is said that technical means can be used to ensure safety, it still makes people's scalp tingle, and after that It is also very troublesome to change the hair.
Relying on their strong recovery ability, the monks are free to try this dangerous technique, but this technique is not very practical for the monks, because the hair of the monks is generally very good. Although it grows slowly, it will not fall out naturally. Some monks who have lost a lot of hair due to injury and poisoning will use this method to make up for their lack of appearance, but most of them find it boring.
3461_ What did you get?
Real hair is a part of the monk's spiritual power cycle, and fake hair will not participate in the process of spiritual power flow, so every day when you practice, you will realize that those hairs are fake.
--What?Can you lie to others and make others think that you are still a beauty with a head of hair?Forget other people's thoughts, I don't have time to worry about it, don't you see that this is bothering you?
Ban Jiuduan: "No. We shave the head, not pull it out. After shaving, the hair roots are still there. If you put a wig on it, it will be repelled by the real hair roots."
That's right, then my current situation can't be analogized with the gate of rebirth.
I thanked Ban Jiuduan and sent him a photo I took of the Bing Lingzhi in front of me.Compared with the two professionals Bao Xiangzhu and Zuo Xian, I think my photos are not bad, mainly because Bing Lingzhi will cooperate with me in posing.
Ban Jiuduan was so excited—that expression should be excited rather than holding back a smile, right? ——Stuttered a bit: "Me, how should I use it? Can I show it to others? If someone asks me where it came from, how should I answer it?"
Me: "Just answer the truth, we will come out soon. If you don't want to explain, you can wait for the report of Bao inquire and then take out this photo. Bao inquire took a lot of photos, and this folder will not be conspicuous .”
Dai Qin came to me: "What did you do? What did you get?"
Me: "Senior, please keep a friendly distance, otherwise I may be nervous."
"There's no time." Dai Qin said, and launched an attack on me, but was missed by the fur ball, and the Bing Lingzhi on the ground tripped Dai Qin to the ground.
Han Yituo, who put away the analysis grass and took a step, paused when he saw this, and instead retreated to his original position, pulling out an ice spirit plant.
Dai Qin's injury was not serious, and it took a long time after he fell to the ground to get up again with difficulty.Bao Xiangzhu squatted down, covering a flower bone of a spiritual plant with his hand, and looked at the Bing Lingzhi in Han Yituo's hand at the same time.Han Yituo smiled at Bao Xiangzhu, and Bao Xiangzhu quickly pinched off the ice flower bone.The secret realm shook, part of the Bing Lingzhi melted into the soil and air, and part of it turned into a sharp blade, which first destroyed the wreckage of Han Yituo's formation, and then pointed the blade at us.
I looked at Bao Xiangzhu.
Bao Xiangzhu: "I didn't cause it..."
Me: "Hurry up."
Bao Xiangzhu closed his eyes and let go, the ice flower bone fell to the ground, and the ice blades lined up to plunge into the ice flower bone.The ice blade disappeared, and the ice flower grew in size, as tall as a person. The flower that was originally a bone flower bloomed, revealing a dark hole in the middle that emanated obvious spatial power.
3462_ are alive
The fur ball picked me up and got into the hole, blocking the instability in the space transmission for me.When I left the teleportation channel, I arrived at the foot of Yunxia Sect Master Peak.Immediately behind me, Xu Qing, Zuo Xian and Bao Xiangzhu also came out one after another, and at the same time as they came out, they each had an extra ice spirit plant in their hands.A while later, when the teleportation channel was about to close, Han Yituo and Dai Qin rushed out with injuries all over their bodies at the same time. After falling to the ground, they were chased and pierced several times with ice blades.
But all alive.
Han Yituo supported the ground with one hand, and protected Bing Lingzhi with the other hand, and slowly got up, before he could breathe a sigh of relief, the sky gathered clouds.
Me: "...Congratulations, Senior Han, who is about to have a baby?"
Han Yituo wiped the blood, holding the ice spirit plant he picked tightly in his hand.The place where this ice spirit plant grows is next to the place where the analysis grass I threw to Han Yituo landed, and it seems to have established some kind of connection with the analysis grass when it grows.That connection is still there now.The analysis grass was hidden by Han Yituo, but it gradually merged with the ice spirit plant in Han Yituo's hands, and then this feeling of fusion spread to Han Yituo's golden core, and then echoed with Jielei.
Han Yituo wanted to analyze grass, and Chi Qiadan didn't seem to want to analyze elixir, but to force himself to conceive a baby.But does Chichadan have the function of promoting baby formation?If so, given the authority of the Medicine Sect in assisting upgrade-like pills, it seems that they don't need to hide it, especially when they sell Chichadan.
Even now that auxiliary upgrade pills are being treated dialectically, there are still many people who are willing to buy them at an unreasonably high price.According to the price of elixir for auxiliary infant formation, the current Chiqiadan is too cheap, and the Medicine Sect will not sell it so cheaply.
So, this is Han Yituo's special upgrade method?
As soon as Daiqin was able to move, he left without looking back.
Bao Xiangzhu rushed back to inquire about the hot secret topic, in exchange for Zhang Feng to continue to follow up and report on Han Yituo.
Me: "Are you tired of exchanging like this?"
Zhang Feng: "I also don't think it's necessary, but follow the organization's arrangements."
Zuo Xian hesitated for a while, and chose to leave, because it was too dangerous to observe the baby closely during the Foundation Establishment Period, and he was unwilling to ask others for help on this matter.
Xu Qing looked at Maoqiu and said to me: "The commission is over, may I know who you are?"
I tear off the disguise.
3463_Very bad start with baby
Xu Qing tried his best to restrain himself, his expression moved slightly, and he pretended to be calm and said: "I guessed it. Let me emphasize again, I have no interest in your type."
Me: "Oh."
Xu Qing: "...But, compared to Jiang Ji's appearance, I like this face more."
understand.
Xu Qing: "It's not because of her beauty."
Alright, I know you're moved, so don't keep lying to yourself.
Xu Qing whispered: "Really not."
Me: "Well, I see."
Xu Qing: "I'm because..." He looked at the Xu family who picked him up, and cut a long story short, "Goodbye. Anyway, I don't have a chance to see you again."
I watched Xu Qing leave, and wanted to say that since we had no chance to meet each other, why did you leave half of your words to whet my appetite?Get together and get away, don't you understand?
After a while, Xu Qing communicated with me.
After connecting, he looked confused: "Why does the disguise change the sex?"
I didn't answer, and waited patiently to see what madness he was going to have.
Xu Qing: "When you were Jiang Ji, you should have educated me when I said that."
Oh, it turned out to be a lack of education.
Me: "Young man, I was just seriously exhausted, and I haven't recovered yet. Now my brain is almost numb, and I don't have the energy to fight you. Just reflect on yourself, and I will give you a class when I have nothing to do."
Xu Qing: "...So it's not because of the idol burden."
Me: "Speaking of which, when I use this face, I speak more politely than when I use Jiang Ji's, but the main reason is that people with my face are much more polite when speaking to them, and I just respond to them. A similar attitude. For example, you don't feel too embarrassed to tease me now."
Xu Qing: "Why am I embarrassed? I just said that you are not my type, no."
Me: "Emphasis a few more times, don't let yourself be deceived."
Xu Qing: "..."
Han Yituo's baby start was very bad, his condition was too bad, not only because of physical injuries, but also mentally unprepared, very hasty.
Next to me, there are senior brothers and sisters in the Nascent Soul stage who educate their apprentices: "Look, in this case, we generally recommend that you suppress it and don't immediately conceive a baby. Failure is still a trivial matter, and you are afraid of taking your life indiscriminately."
The apprentice asked: "Can the thunderbolt be suppressed after it has been accomplished?"
Nascent Soul Stage: "Yes. Although it is more difficult than suppressing the tribulation thunder before it gathers, there is a chance to suppress it before the first thunder strikes, but the premise is that you have enough control over your own power. This fellow Daoist Han ...The state is too bad, I can't control it, I can only respond to the robbery."
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