Xiu Erdai's daily essays

3180_ No mascot treatment

Mao Qiu looked at Xiao Sui: "You have to admit that sometimes even you who love him without thinking will want to hit him."

Xiao Sui: "I don't want to. I just want to hug the master, and it's best to do something deeper."

Fuqiu: "Tough mouth. I can indirectly sense some of your emotions through Pei Lin."

Xiao Sui: "I'm telling the truth."

Pei Bing: "Yes, to be honest. But Brother Maoqiu's induction is not wrong, because whether it is the in-depth contact with the hope, or the fight that Brother Maoqiu is looking forward to, in terms of sound effects, it is all patter."

You have such muddy skills... Tell me, how can a spirit beast make the sound of 'pop' when it hits a person?For example, a fur ball must be a 'boom' when hit.

Fuqiu looked at his meat pads: "If you control it, you can still make a 'pop' sound."

Can you stop changing your positions when you quarrel?I don't even know who I am agreeing with or against whom I am saying.

Pei Bing: "A nest of weeds, just like you, you are so beautiful."

I was directed by other disciples of Jianzong to find Li Xin who was watering the flowers when he was young.

Do the disciples of Jianzong hold swords when they are outside the sect, and plant them when they are inside the sect?The style is really unified, and it is worthy of being hailed as a model of concentration.

When I was exchanging ideas with Cai Hui, many Jianzong disciples surrounded me, and when I said I was looking for Li Xinyou, those audiences kindly told me where I was, but they didn't follow me like Yunxiazong disciples did. Watching the excitement, unlike Kunlun, most of them dispersed, but kept a group of monitors implicitly and strictly.The disciples of Jianzong really didn't have the interest to continue to watch all my actions. When they saw that I stopped fighting, they stopped paying attention to me.I was not treated as a funny mascot, nor was I treated as an outsider to guard against.

...Forget about the mascot, but I am indeed an outsider to Jianzong, so let me go around like this, Jianzong is really too big-hearted.Even Xing Hanwei, who was temporarily serving as my tour guide, said: "You don't need me to accompany you when you chat with Li Xinyou, so you can chat first. If you want to continue to visit Jianzong after the chat, then contact me .I am free recently, you can find me anytime.”

I could only thank Xing Hanwei, and then watched him leave without stopping.With that crisp back, I felt that being a tour guide for me might be a burden to Xing Hanwei, so whenever there was a chance to get rid of me, he immediately grabbed it and made me embarrassed to bother him later.

Pei Bing: "Without mascot treatment, are you very lonely?"

may be?

3181_details

Xiao Sui: "Master doesn't cry, my arms are always open for you."

Maoqiu: "Holding you is like masturbating. You are still alone, so it can't relieve loneliness."

Xiao Sui: "... If the master is really intolerable... I, I can accept a foreign sex friend once, as long as it is occasional and not long-term..."

I was sad because I was left out, not hungry.This kind of melancholy feeling can be driven away without a trace when I go to the Hehuan Sect, and the enthusiasm makes me want to escape.

Maoqiu: "Isn't it enough to go back to Yunxiazong?"

Probably not enough.Dad is out of customs, and he is probably working out a punishment arrangement for me based on the complaint, and the disciples who are dissatisfied with me will take this opportunity to actively make additional complaints about my inappropriate behavior, and my fans are busy arguing with these black people , I have no time to pay attention to me as a real person.Of course, when I am punished, I must not care about melancholy.

I introduced myself to Li Xinyou: "I'm Pei Lin, and I'm a sword cultivator from Yunxiazong who went to Jiuning Secret Realm with you."

Li Xinyou: "I know you, it's thanks to you that I can go to Jiuning."

Thanks, saved me a little more awareness of my own fame.

I took out the marshmallow cat: "That's right, I just exchanged snacks with senior Cai Hui. She gave me this, and she said you got it from Jiuningli."

Li Xinyou: "Yes."

I took out the small blue stones from Jiuning and other things: "These are also obtained from Jiuning, I think there is a deep connection between them and this cat-shaped object, so I would like to ask you to get this Details about the cat."

Li Xinyou: "The specific situation is that when our group was heading towards the center of Jiuning, while responding to the attack, Jiuning threw various things from various angles. Because each member of our group comes from a different background Sect, so the distribution of these things is, whoever gets it counts."

Li Xinyou projected a few pictures to me: "This is the surrounding environment when the cat appeared. It is rather blurry because it appeared at a later stage. At that time, I was already injured and there were conflicts in the group, so I The memory of the environment is not perfect, but generally speaking, it is not too special when it appears. If it is not for its shiny appearance, I may not be able to remember exactly when I picked it up."

3182_Distressed

Li Xinyou: "After leaving Jiuning, I checked all the small items I got from Jiuning. This cat smelled like candy, so I cut a few hairs of it for testing, and the conclusion was that it was candy. Bring your own to keep Clean and fresh functions, and a certain self-healing ability. The hair that I cut short has grown back. Besides, I didn’t find it has other functions. Its eyes are made of different materials from its body, because they are so beautiful, so I couldn't bear to destroy it, so I just made some detections in the air, and the conclusion is that it is also candy, with some wine smell."

Me: "Among the small things you got in Jiuningli, are there many such almost useless things?" Zou Huan has a lot of them.You must know that loose cultivators are already very pragmatic in collecting items, but Zou Huan also took a lot of things like skin-beautifying dog bones. If you can choose the latter, casual cultivators will definitely not take the former.

Li Xinyou: "A lot. Most of these things that Jiuning sprinkled out are like gadgets that are given to passers-by when the new store opens. They are basically worthless, so we gave up when we were seriously injured and had no time to care about them. It doesn't hurt to pick them up."

I am very distressed, and I am still bitter about not being able to participate in Jiuning's small gift picking activity.What's worse is that I suspect that Jiuning blocked me, and I may not have the chance to enter Jiuning again.On a deeper level, this kind of distress may become my demon.

My sister sneered at this: "I'm going to empty out a few department stores for you? Zou Huan even showed you all the stock, how much is it worth in total? Is it worth it for you to miss it so much?"

You guys don’t understand, it’s not about the price, it’s about the sense of surprise that random gadgets are everywhere.Just like visiting a night market, don't buyers know that the quality of those street stalls is poor?But I just couldn't help but buy a few, even if I threw away the bought things before I got home, I was still very happy when I bought them, because the small things are fun to look at.As for whether it's actually fun or not, it doesn't matter how long you can play. That kind of price is enough to bring you a short-term pleasure.

Besides, some of the small gifts that Zou Huan picked up from Jiuning were very valuable, such as the remains of unknown spirit beasts. Can the research value of such items be dismissed?Of course, Zou Huan really didn't need it himself, so I took it.

Now there are speculations that Qi'an and Jiuning may be devouring secret realms, so their interiors are so chaotic and there are so many strange things.They may have devoured other dying Rifts and grafted the remnants of those Rifts onto themselves.

3183_Of course I have to eat till I get full

The reason why there are small gifts falling in response to the attack in Jiuning may be because the fusion of those grafted secret realms and Jiuning is not enough, and some things were smashed during the shock and fell near the impact source. Pick up those things into his pocket, then Jiu Ning will swallow the dropped things again and continue to digest.

In other words, what the Jiuning participants picked up was Jiuning's...incompletely digested product.

Pei Bing: "It's just vomit."

Furball asked me, "So you still want it?"

think.Don't think a poor analogy will defeat my collectivism.The secret realm has neither a mouth nor a stomach, nor a complete digestive system. Where is the vomiting?Even "digestion" is just a distorted word used by human beings to expand the semantic meaning after going through the secret realm.The parts that fall from Jiuningli are just the residue after the secret realm has been dismantled, like hair.

Pei Bing: "It's like a severed limb."

You vomit one, let me see?Or cut some amputated limbs for me?

Pei Bing touched his body and smiled at me triumphantly: Don't move.

But immediately, Pei Bing was discouraged by Xiao Sui's stare, flattering him: "Sui Sui has copied the secret realm, and I can shower my master with exclusive gifts in the future."

Xiao Sui: "Not enough. The owner of the little gift rain I made already knew what it was before it landed, and he didn't need to study it to know their functions. It lacked a sense of surprise."

I can pretend not to know, and directly seal off my perception in this area.

Pei Bing supports Xiao Sui: "Pretending is always pretending. It's a joke to coax children. We need to be real. My suggestion is that we can learn from Jiuning, find a dilapidated secret realm that is dying, and swallow it. But this time The Tun is integrated into the random copy of the secret realm model, while digesting, gradually dismembering the broken secret realm, letting it scatter parts little by little, and it becomes a rain of gifts that we cannot know in advance what will fall."

He said while looking at the dumpling wrapper.

I knew that you were so active in helping Yuanbaocao find food out of enthusiasm, and it wasn't simply for sharing a bite.Since there is a chance to eat, of course you have to eat until you are full, right?

Pei Bing: "Yes, let's eat together."

Your guts are as strong as your stomach, the idea of ​​attacking Yuanbao Secret Realm, and fighting for food with Huashen Daoxiu?Even if Dad is out, he won't fight Huashen Daoxiu for our snacks, it's too stupid to fight.