Xiu Erdai's daily essays

3068_Reality Meets Beautification

Mei Shuanli: "You know, people's memory will beautify the things they like. It's okay to watch it every day, but if you watch it after a month or two because of other things, you will often be at a loss when you see the same face: why? Is it not as beautiful as before? It is because the reality cannot keep up with the speed of beautification in the brain."

Mei Shuanli: "However, monks can satisfy this kind of brain beautification, because the improvement of cultivation base has an adjustment effect on appearance. For example, it is very obvious that the foundation building will clean up all the impurities in the body during the Qi training period, which is quite With a comprehensive detoxification, the whole person will be refreshed and more beautiful from the inside out."

Mei Shuanli: "The further you practice, the more difficult it is. The speed of improvement and the degree of reaction to the surface after the improvement are getting lower and lower. But it just so happens that ordinary people basically have no chance to see the power. Ordinary people see the most The monk is in the stage of Qi training and foundation building, and this is the stage where the cultivation level is improving the fastest. The last time I saw it was the Qi training period, and then I couldn’t see it for a few years, and my mind was beautified layer by layer. When I saw it again, the monk had already entered the stage. Building a foundation, the beautification effect of reality is better than the fantasies in the mind these years, so the fall of color control is deeper."

Mei Shuanli: "Second son, you too. During the Suoxianzong fortuneteller competition, the face controllers went crazy once. Afterwards, some people took plastic surgery or made pictures based on the images you streamed at that time, but when you charge the portrait fee , you have just entered the Jindan stage from the foundation-building stage, and your temperament, face, and momentum have all improved significantly. Once you made your appearance, the former face-control fans are confident, 'Look, this is the beauty we control, not those Inferior counterfeiters. The real product is so beautiful that even the images are not recorded. When the plastic surgeons compare themselves, they find that their plastic surgery is really ridiculous, and their momentum is severely suppressed. This makes the face control people even more carnival, and makes them put this A carnival mood is added to the impression of your beauty."

Mei Shuanli: "In the years when plastic surgery and imitation of your images were popular, your face-control fans were suppressed and laughed at 'what you like is nothing more than that'. In the overwhelming such remarks, the psychology of face-control fans Going in different directions. Part of self-doubt 'Is what I like really that bad?', part of the more stubborn 'You don't understand his beauty at all, those are fake'."

Mei Shuanli: "When you made your public appearance again, the latter's stubbornness was encouraged 'Yes, they are all fake, the real one is so beautiful', the former's suspicion was refuted 'Your likes are never bad', and the latter two will melt into the same conviction that 'our beauty is unique and unquestionable'."

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Mei Shuanli: "Second Young Master, do you know, this is a great feeling. I once loved it passionately, and when I go to see it after a long time, it is still beautiful without flaws, and I will not be disappointed. The touch in my heart has not been lost. The enthusiasm that used to be present is still not embarrassing and naive, and you can still like it more, and you can also be more enthusiastic. Every time you watch it, you can like it more, and the person you watch does not let yourself down every time. This kind of love can be assured without having to The feeling of worrying about getting hurt is addictive."

Mei Shuanli: "Your face control fans like you, but what they like more is the feeling that they like you. You make them feel good, and let them believe that the good mood brought by you can make them feel good. Keep it up."

Me: "Brother Mei, do you understand this feeling very well? Because of the little uncle?"

Mei Shuanli: "That's right. I fell in love with my little martial uncle at first sight. After coming to Yunxia Sect, every time I saw my little martial uncle, I loved him even more. The choice is correct. Then you add the second son, you will double the happiness. It is great that I can be admitted to the Yunxia Sect. I can often see my beauties, and I can collect so many materials for secondary processing. Get good stories. God loves me so much."

... nice story?Why don't you delete the sadomasochistic love category in your yellow text first?

When it comes to sadomasochism, I think of a young man who has been transferring money to me for a long time. He transfers it like this: every time he spends a sum of money, whether it is food, shopping, accommodation, air tickets, etc. , he will transfer an equal amount of money to me.Including buying a suite, he transferred the purchase fee of that suite and the subsequent decoration fee, furniture fee, cleaning fee, etc. to my account.

In other words, any expenses he spends now are doubled.

Although this guy is very rich, he is not the second generation like me or Zeng Xun. This young man named Fu Yang earned all his wealth by himself.Long-term overtime, staying up late, irregular board and lodging, not chasing stars and not gossiping, before I started to charge portrait fees on a large scale, he didn’t do anything that needed to be paid to me, but after the portrait fee was charged, he kept a photo of me, Paid the retention fee, and then, began his double-spending life.

It doesn’t seem right to say that he fell in love with my beauty when I paid for the live broadcast, and sank to the point of losing his mind, because with the help of the little ice lotus flower I gave him, I know that he seldom looks at the picture of me that he collected. photo.He put the photo and the little ice lotus together in a small box. Although it was well protected, he didn’t seem to care too much about it. Only rain or shine and doubled his expenses proved that he knew of my existence.

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I couldn't help contacting Fu Yang by phone: "Why do you pay me an extra fee no matter what you do?"

Fu Yang's brow lines are very obvious, which is caused by frequent frowning, which makes him seem unfriendly even when he is not in a bad mood, but compared to my father's own coercion, Fu Yang seems to be just a person who is too stressed workaholic.

He replied: "Is this bothering you? Sorry."

Me: "Not at all. As far as the behavior itself is concerned, it doesn't affect me. I'm just very puzzled. And you did this, and you wrote the transfer notes so clearly. I know almost all of your life, from protecting privacy angle, it's not good for you."

Fu Yang: "Have you read everything?"

Me: "Yes, I have read all the transfer notes. The evidence is that when someone transfers notes and writes 'pray that something can be stolen smoothly' and other crimes, I will call the police in time. Many people have been arrested, although this The police don't make it public, but... well, I did."

Only the money transfer given to me by Yunxiazong, I will read it as if I didn’t read it, and it’s basically nothing, but for outsiders, I can’t be vigilant at all——What are those guys who smuggle and tell me first what are they thinking? ?Do you think I won't read the notes?Or do you think I don't care about crimes in the mortal world?Or did you think I would assist them in their crimes?For them, I have been sent several pennants by the mortal world police, and awarded me the title of 'peace envoy who maintains the friendship between the two worlds'.

Police: "I'm sorry, but the higher-ups have strict requirements not to make public the fact that immortals fight crimes in the mortal world. After all, the problems are too great for our entire department to deal with, so the widespread praise that should belong to you is gone, but we will never Deduction. As our honorary non-staff member, your annual salary will not be less than one cent, and the bonus for assisting in solving the case should be as much as you want. If there is anything we need to do, you tell us, as long as it is not illegal, we will do it for you .”

……Thanks.Happy cooperation.For me to forward the content of the notes smoothly, you have arranged a special receiving group, which is already very good, and you don't need to be too polite.

What confuses me the most is that I have handed over the criminal plans of so many people and gangs to the police. How come there are still so many people reporting crimes to me?Even the detailed plan was sent to me... Although the police will not disclose monks' assistance in fighting crime, but do you have any communication groups among criminals?Is there no word of mouth?Did you guys miss out on all the criminal schemes you reported to me?Still come to ask for blessings?Please let me bless you to be arrested smoothly?

The police in the mortal world are deep: "You can never imagine the lower limit of the stupid things criminals do. Those who robbed things and ran into the police station, pretended to be policemen and walked around in front of real policemen, and negotiated with the two sides when conducting illegal transactions. When it collapsed, one party was angry and called the police... The world is full of wonders, and you, the Cat Immortal, are the ones who can make people relax their vigilance."

Pei Bing: "Probably your stupidity spilled over and infected them."

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Fu Yang smiled slightly, and there were dimples when he laughed, and he said: "Of course I believe what Pei Xianren said. If you say you have done it, you will definitely do it. As for my privacy, it doesn't matter. Immortals and mortals are too far apart. , I don’t mind if you know everything. Or, if you know everything, I can feel more relaxed, because it seems that someone has shared it with me again.”

Fu Yang: "About my transfer, in fact, in the past, I shared everything with a person. If I can have a share, I must give him half, and if he gets a share, he will definitely give me half. Later, when the economic conditions improved, There is no need to divide it in half, we can buy a share each, and still share everything; and then... only me."

Fu Yang: "I donated to some people and tried to continue that kind of sharing, but it didn't feel right until you. Sharing with you made me feel at ease, so if it doesn't bother you, please allow me to continue this behavior .”

I agreed, and then gave him a small gift in return every year and holiday.Fu Yang is not interested in decorations, so I gave him food to cure his stomach trouble.From the raw materials for refining Tongming fruit, pick the ones that ordinary people can eat, add a layer of thin ice and put them on the rice.

And reminded: "If there is no special indication, all the snacks I send are small snacks, which can be eaten directly. The small snacks must be accompanied by thin ice, and this layer of ice will definitely disperse into the air when you pick up the snacks with chopsticks In the medium, it won't melt into water, won't melt, so don't collect things without this layer of attachments, and don't easily enter them."

Fu Yang: "...Thank you, Cat Fairy."

Later, Fu Yang picked up a cat next to his company, and he raised it.Because he has to prepare fresh food for the cat every day, Fu Yang's own diet has gradually become regular, and he no longer works so hard at work.I am still strict with my subordinates, but when I meet them outside of work, such as when I was picking out snacks for cats in a pet store, I can also talk about non-work matters, and my luck is on the rise.