Xiu Erdai's daily essays

2924_ A bunch of idlers

Since many people complained about me, but the Disciplinary Department dismissed them all, someone angrily accused the Disciplinary Department of protecting me, and complained to the elder brother.

other people:"……"

"Some people's IQ is not a problem, right?"

"Maybe I didn't figure out the relationship between the characters."

"If you complain to the Disciplinary Department that the elder brother is protecting the second son, it may still be effective. After the Disciplinary Department checks it out, they may punish both of them together, but the other way around..."

"These kids are really worrying."

Someone was angry: "Is there anyone else who can take care of Pei Lin?"

"If you think about it carefully, maybe there really isn't one, because Elder Pei is in seclusion."

"It's as if this kind of shit is complained to Elder Pei, and Elder Pei will take care of it."

"Why don't you try to sue Elder Tianzhuo or the master uncle? Sue Pei Lin, the Disciplinary Department, and the elder brother together."

Disciplinary Office: "Say whatever you want, we will act according to the rules and have a clear conscience."

Eldest brother didn’t respond, but the stewards who have been busy recently with the elder brother were angry: “You bunch of idlers, please calm down! How long are you going to make such a big fuss?! Pei Lin, hurry up and do your hair experiment! Come on, let this end!"

Me: "The agreed seven days haven't arrived yet."

Then I was caught in the small black house off the main peak.

And was warned: "Don't come out until the experiment is finished."

You are violating the rules by restricting the personal freedom of disciples who have not made mistakes.

The Disciplinary Department contacted me friendly: "Should I sue them? You know, this is really against the rules."

I asked the brothers and sisters who shut down my little black room whether I should sue them.

Brothers and sisters: "Are you really free?"

Me: "Yeah, very free."

The big brother got an hour break to talk with me.

Big brother: "Speak."

Me: "It's nothing, I just want to know, are you really busy with so many things that must be done now, or are you doing things that you could not do now? I think it's the latter. Procrastination Only when the deadline comes, you are in a hurry, and with your desire to control, you are the busiest when things first show signs."

Big Brother: "So."

Me: "So you have a desire to control yourself, and you still drag so many seniors into the water to help you?"

Eldest brother: "It should."

2925_The ever-changing by-product

Me: "I interrupted you to be busy, how do you feel now?"

Senior brother: "It feels good. Because I have already arranged things, I only leave for an hour, and it will not affect the progress of things."

Me: "Excellent leader, his subordinates are busy, and he is very leisurely?"

Big brother: "I'm not good enough, otherwise I could chat with you all day instead of just granting myself an hour's leave."

Me: "Are you pushed here by the stewards, or did you come here on your own initiative?"

Eldest brother: "Guess."

Me: "You made time for yourself and they pushed you at this time?"

Big Brother: "Correct."

Me: "Is my behavior pattern particularly easy to guess?"

Big brother: "For me, yes."

Me: "Isn't everyone's reaction from Yunxia Sect particularly predictable?"

Big brother: "I can't predict the elders and some Nascent Soul seniors."

Me: "Let's talk about my new collection."

Big Brother: "Okay. How has the Ice Garden evolved?"

Me: "It's a combination of a lot of things." As I said that, I showed him a row of ice lotus flowers, which contain transparent fruit, pure decoration, can explode with thunder balls, can explode without thunder balls, apple-flavored crisp ice, Peach Flavored Ice Crunch...

Big brother: "Your refining ability is getting better and better."

Me: "No, not at all. In fact, they are all similar refining methods. Purification, shaping, fusion, and slight adjustments can get different products, but they, including Tongmingguo, are just by-products. Ever-changing, ever-changing An inseparable by-product."

Eldest brother: "What kind of by-product?"

Me: "Sword intent? Dao? I'm still confused, but it must be a part of me. Are you sure you want me to do hair experiments here? I guess there will be more by-products, and it will really delay your work by then .”

Eldest brother: "Shouldn't by-products appear in Xiao Sui?"

Me: "This experiment needs to communicate with Yunxiazong, including the fog around the secret realm, the big formation, and maybe other things. There will definitely be some by-products that will come out during the communication process."

Big brother: "Whoever finds it counts?"

Me: "Forget it. After all, the original owners of the hair will also be affected when communicating. It is an apology. If it is picked up by a disciple who has not traded hair, you can consider taking it back, because it is useless for them to hold estimates. Try first. Say it again."

2926_ try both

Big brother: "Try it, it's here, it's okay, no matter how messy it is, I think I can handle it, if I can't handle it...it's more interesting."

Me: "I want to change to an empty place."

Eldest brother: "Sure."

Me: "The little tower that Ta Rong gave you, what is it after peeling it off? What I got was a data collection analyzer, named Ermao; what Min Lun got was a crystal of robbery, which contained extremely high energy and was very suitable for him to absorb , like releasing Zed with controllable speed and range. How about yours? Can you say it?"

"This." Eldest brother showed me a palm-sized sign, one side was as smooth as a mirror, and the other side had complicated patterns. In the center of the pattern was the image of Ermao's mini-camera, and beside it was Min Lun's crystallization of robbery.

Me: "What can it do?"

The big brother put the sign in my hand.

Me: "Should only you use it?"

Big brother: "But I don't have to hold it with my own hands when I use it."

Then I will try.

I walked to an open place and announced to all the sect disciples that my hair experiment had begun, and then put all the hair except Miao Miaomiao of Yaomeng over the ice flower garden, and Ermao pointed at them and began to record.

Through Pei Bing, my consciousness and spiritual power are connected to the defensive formation, the fog-surrounded secret realm, the intranet, mountains...all the places that can be connected.Pei Bing added defenses to all the spiritual consciousness and spiritual power that overflowed from me, and Xiao Sui added space attributes to the defenses, so that these forces that overflowed from my body can still be regarded as within my body from the perspective of space.

My angle of view seemed to melt into the grand array of Yunxia Sect for a moment, overlooking the whole sect, and it seemed that I could see too finely, and I could clearly see the expressions of each disciple.Some of them were astonished, some were puzzled, and some were all smiles.Shi Nihan seemed to be on the hook, he embedded the explosive ice grains into the decorative ice lotus flower, he looked at the ice lotus flower in disbelief for a while, and then probed with spiritual power, the ice lotus flower exploded and recovered.

"Wow, how did you succeed?" Shi Nihan marveled, and then pulled Zeng Qi to study the difference between the exploding ice lotus that he somehow succeeded and the ice firecracker that Zeng Qi got directly from me.

Pei Douxing: "Zeng Qi's is more beautiful."

Zeng Qi: "Yes, mine looks better when it explodes."

Ermao recorded a series of data. At the same time, on the side with patterns on the Big Brother brand, Ermao's pattern shone slightly, while the smooth side quickly slid over places, names, events, judgments, predictions, etc.

For example: Waimen, Shi Nihan, fusion decoration ice lotus and ice grains, non-reproducible, known current situation, fanboy.

Another example: the main peak, Zai Suheng, error correction, reproducibility, need to increase the amount of training.

2927_ Damage caused

This brand is a management assistant, but what does it mean to be a fan of Shi Ni Hanbiao?Is it really the result of automatic analysis of this brand?Brother, are you in control?

I saw the big brother looked at the sky for a while, then his eyes fell on me, he stretched out his hand, caught an ice lotus flower falling from the sky, put it in his mouth, and told me: "This is grape-flavored."

All over the clan, some ice lotuses fell near all the people who traded my hair.These ice lotus flowers are similar in shape, but their contents are very different.Edible, inedible, delicious but poisonous, tasteless but heals wounds, wounds disappear but hair is dyed after eating; inedible may be because it will explode, or it may be because of a Bite and disappear; there are also bouncing on the ground while smashing out the pit while falling off the petals and burying them in the pit. After a while, the petals germinate in the pit, grow up, become a tree, and bear fruit. The fruit is fragile, but it is also changeable.

There were screams from many places:

"The fryer is on!"

"Where did you take my new Lingzhi?"

"Where's the antidote pill?!"

"I sorted out half of the information!"

……

This time it was really me who did the damage.

Me: "Sorry, everyone, it seems that this experiment has no effect on you, but it has caused interference to what you are doing. Please accept the ice lotus. Although the contents are unknown, it does not seem to be harmful. Treat it as a toy and apologize."

"Before you use it, use your spiritual power to detect it. Except for the explosive type, which explodes when you probe it, other attributes can be detected. In fact, the explosive type can also be detected, that is, it explodes."

"What the hell, I just yawned, and it melted in my mouth, it was so sour, it was so refreshing."

"It's affinity. Those who fall around us are connected to us because of our hair, so the ice lotus we touch is suitable for us to use, whether it's food or toys, they are very considerate."

"After the frying furnace, the medicinal dregs fused with the ice lotus, and a strange thing was obtained."

"Lingzhi seems to have also eaten the ice lotus and mutated."

"It can also organize the data. Isn't it right, Second Young Master, did you help me do this? I don't believe that an ice lotus is better at organizing than me."

Me: "I'm concentrating on experimenting and not doing anything else."

"You spy on the screen."