Xiu Erdai's daily essays

2884_Prevention

Master: "You are a very defensive person. It is impossible for you to mix secrets when making things that you know will be obtained by others. Except that you really don't know when you first refine it, so you may refine it. Except for some secrets, there will be no more from the second time, that is, the time of refining the Lieer forest berry, because that time, at the beginning of the refining, you knew that you would use it. "

Master: "The stability of the Binglianhua Tongming Fruit is getting higher and higher, which seems to reflect your personality more, but in fact there are more elements of concealment and deception. The spherical version of Tongming Fruit does not have so many deception points, but it is more Chaos, covering yourself with the characteristics of raw materials."

Me: "Did I really do that?"

Master: "This is your instinct. As the Tongming Fruit circulates all over the world, you become more defensive, and the Tongming Fruit becomes weirder. You will not realize this strangeness, because you are studying the Tongming Fruit yourself. You can understand the weirdness of Tongmingguo. You treat them as a protective shell or something, you can easily peel them off, and then you can see the real record naturally. You have compiled a system for Tongmingguo that only you can fully understand. An independent language system that you can understand, and relying on your own good memory, this language system is full of violations of logic, redundancy, and contradictions... and every batch of refining may change the encryption method."

Master: "Crack this thing? It may be much easier to dissect you directly. I mean, on the premise of taking Yunxiazong and your father into consideration, dissecting you is easier than studying Tongmingguo. The best thing that outsiders can research from Tongmingguo The important thing is that you are very defensive, so you don't need to waste your energy trying to get close to you."

Me: "Although I don't know how I did it, I'm a little proud."

Master: "What is there to be proud of? You, if you hadn't established enough trust with your father when you were just born and were too ignorant of the impact of the new world, maybe no one in your life would be able to leave into your heart."

Me: "It's not 'them', it's 'you', the master is also one of the people who walked into my heart."

Grandmaster: "Oh, this sweet mouth, matched with this face... Hey, son, do you want to fall in love? It's not that the master bad-mouthed you. With your defensiveness, I think you want to be single for the rest of your life and find a girlfriend It’s hard, and you may still be a virgin when you die.”

... My grandson, thank you.

2885_Climbing Road

While I was running around trading hair, this selection meeting ended successfully, Pei Douxing and Zeng Qi both entered the outer door.Except for the fact that "from Pei's family" attracted some attention, Pei Douxing's other procedures are normal, but Zeng Qi is more peculiar, playing games all the way.

Well, not quite the full range either.

After the climbing road started, Zeng Qi was deprived of the game console by his father, Zeng Xun, and pushed onto the steps. Then Zeng Qi sat down on the spot and took out another game console from the storage bag—Zeng Xun couldn’t manage the Zeng Qi storage bag in the situation.

Zeng Xun sent me a message with guilt: "I'm sorry, Mao Xianren, my son is against dad just like me."

You don’t have to scold yourself when you scold your son, and why are you saying sorry to me?You should contact my brother.

My brother was sitting on the main peak at that time, looking numbly at the mirror showing the scene of Zeng Qi. His friend comforted him: "Have you found the next apprentice candidate?"

My brother: "I'm so bored, just randomly draw lots with the list of sword cultivator disciples in the Qi training period of the inner sect."

As a result, the scene on Zeng Qi's side changed, and the screen on Zeng Qi's game machine also changed.Zeng Qi looked at the game screen in a daze, the game character died, he started another game and died again.Zeng Qi seemed to have noticed something, he raised his head and looked around.The fantasy scene on his side is very similar to his game screen, and he himself seems to be a game character who has just hung up twice, and a monster is rushing towards him.

Zeng Qi was dumbfounded for a while, then lowered his head, and operated the game console again.Following his operation, Zeng Qi's spiritual power overflowed from the game console and attacked the phantom monster. The monster was defeated, the illusion was cleared, and he was teleported to the top of the mountain for a while.

After that, Zeng Qi's game console seemed to become his spiritual intermediary, and every attack and defense of him was completed through the game console.When he didn't encounter the phantom array, Zeng Qi would also walk towards the top of the mountain by himself, holding the game console tightly as he walked, as if it would bring him courage.

Brother: "It's over, Qixiu."

Me: "Don't be so arbitrary, I think the way Zeng Qi holds the game console is a bit like holding a sword handle."

Brother: "He has a sword in his storage bag. I put it in myself. It must be easier to hold than a game console."

Hmm... In the worst case, let's draw lots to decide, the quality of Yunxia Sect's inner disciples is still acceptable.

When Zeng Qi reached the top of the mountain within the specified time, he seemed to be a little scared by the crowd, and then he found the old brother, and immediately ran to the old brother, shouting: "Great!"

The elder brother said: I really want to smoke him.

The elder brother asked Zeng Qi coldly: "Do you know where this is?"

Zeng Qi: "Where?"

The elder brother didn't answer, but only ordered: "You can do whatever you are asked to do later."

Zeng Qi: "Oh, good. Will you be here all the time?"

Brother: "Yes."

Zeng Qi: "Can I see you all the time?"

Brother: "Maybe not, you have an exam later. Do you know what the exam is?"

Zeng Qi: "I know, the exam room will be closed, and people not related to the exam are not allowed to enter."

2886_Apprentice is still hopeful

Zeng Qi asked again: "Then will you always know where I am?"

Brother: "I know."

Zeng Qi smirked, and then started playing the game again.

Brother: "..."

When the written test started, for my brother's sake, Zeng Qi's test paper was directly entered into his game console, so Zeng Qi answered the questions on the game console.

Brother: "Is this how I use my face?"

The invigilator replied to him: "How much face do you think you have? It can only be used in such a small place."

In the subsequent exams, Zeng Qi kept his eyes on the game console most of the time, and when he left occasionally, he was probably looking for his brother. If he found him, he continued to play games happily, and if he couldn't find him, he continued to play games in frustration.

When Zeng Qi was announced to enter the outer gate of the main peak, the game console in his hand, which was modified by his elder brother but was a product of the mortal world after all, was finally scrapped after a long period of spiritual power washing.Zeng Qi was empty-handed, with obvious anxiety on his face. He looked at his brother who was a little far away, grabbed his clothes for a while, and then as if suddenly remembered, he took out a sword from the storage bag, brother Zeng Qi tightly held the sword that was given to him, and smirked at his brother again.

The people next to my brother congratulated him: "This apprentice is still promising."

Brother: "It's just too stupid."

Don't pretend, I know you are happy... maybe not very happy, because Pei Douxing seems much calmer than Zeng Qi.Although the little girl was also a little nervous, it was the nervousness of knowing what she was doing and wanting to get a good result, completely different from Zeng Qi, who was so stupid that she couldn't figure out the situation.

It may be the same as Zeng Qi because in an unfamiliar environment, children instinctively rely on familiar adults. Pei Douxing's reliance is my sister. When she needs courage, she also looks for my sister everywhere and holds her tightly. My sister gave her a sword.

A senior reminded the twins: "Pay attention to both of you. Although the two children have special feelings for the sword because of your gift, they don't know whether it is from the heart. They are close to the sword. During the year, you don't want to lure them in the direction of sword repair. Let them choose naturally."

Brother: "Don't worry, I'll explain Zeng Qi's basic situation later, and I will try not to see him in the next year."

Elder sister: "I have already told Pei Douxing before, I will try to see her as little as possible this year, and Pei Douxing comes from the Pei family, so she still has some understanding of Yunxiazong and cultivation."

Brother: "Zeng Qi knows very little about this, especially recently he is so addicted to games that he doesn't even know what he is doing now. When he first arrives in a strange environment, even allowing Zeng Qi to contact his father may not eliminate Zeng Qi's sense of uneasiness I will let Pei Lin take Zeng Qi with him, anyway, Pei Lin does not deviate from the usual temperament of swordsmanship, so don't worry about it affecting Zeng Qi's career."

...Why is there still my business?And why do you want to hurt me when you ask me for help?

2887_ Preschool Education

Before Zeng Qi went to the outer door to rest, the elder brother said to Zeng Qi: "I don't care if you understand or not, you should write it down carefully now. In the next year, you will be in a boarding school. You You can contact your family members, but the number of calls is limited and the duration of each call is limited. You must apply before contacting, otherwise your communicator will not work. I will visit you, but very rarely, and the time is very short.”

Brother: "This is Yunxia Sect, a sect of comprehension, you can also temporarily regard it as a cultivation school. You want to study here, your father and your grandparents have agreed, and you have also agreed. "

Zeng Qi: "Do I agree?"

Brother: "Yes, you agreed, if you don't want to, you can't pass the exam."

What my brother meant was that only those who are willing to accept the Yunxia Sect and become a member of the Yunxia Sect can pass the Yunxia Sect's entrance exam.

Zeng Qi was confused.

Brother: "Don't ask, you will gradually understand in the future, just try to remember now. You also went to school, and you have adapted to living in school from Monday to Friday, but now you can't go home even on weekends. Compared with your previous school, Yunxia School has similar basic requirements, the difference is that the courses you study are different, the time arrangement of each class is different, and some of your classmates are far behind your age."

Brother: "You should write down this communication line, and it will be included in the introductory manual that will be sent to you soon. If someone bullies you for no reason, you should contact this communication line. They are in charge of discipline. Will you file a complaint? When you file a complaint, pay attention to provide Evidence, such as wounds, threatening notes, video records of the beating process, etc.”

Brother: "I will always pay attention to your situation, but you have also experienced some school rules. It is impossible to allow parents to visit the classroom and your dormitory life frequently. I can only visit occasionally. Maybe once a week at first, and then Maybe once a month, so you have to fend for yourself."

Brother: "I will send you uniforms later, with self-cleaning functions, so you don't have to worry about washing clothes. Eat in the cafeteria, because you are still a child, so basic food will be free to ensure you are full and nutritious, But if you are a picky eater and want to eat something else, you have to pay for it yourself.”

Brother: "Your father gave you a lot of living expenses. If you want to buy something, go to the trading office. You can buy it online, and there is a map in the introductory manual. If you don't understand the map, find a kind-looking senior to take you there. Ask someone Pay attention to being polite when helping, otherwise people will ignore you, and the adults here will not let you down just because you are young."