Xiu Erdai's daily essays

2856_ demon cultivator

Me: "Elder Guang, please take care of me as a junior and don't bully me." Don't think that you can be arrogant after my father retreats. go?Maybe Elder Tian Zhuo and Elder Qi Yuan will jointly punish you.Don't underestimate the breadth of the materials in my hand. I really have all kinds of messy information in my head, which is enough to run a few magazines and collect circulation.

Me: "Elder Yi Ruo, please don't destroy the hair that is about to be traded with me."

Me: "It is not allowed to use my face or other shapes related to my face or body in the design of transparent fruit storage boxes."

Me: "Please don't use puppets to pretend to be people. Lingbao doesn't work either. Monster... this demon cultivator..."

Fellow demon cultivator: "Can I also participate in the transaction? Just follow the rules you traded with Yunxia Sect disciples, or one or two Tongming Fruits will be fine."

Me: "The purpose of my trading hair is to experiment, to experiment with things related to the secret realm, so since I have never been to the same secret realm as you, then I am not going to make this deal with you."

Fellow demon cultivator: "Hey... so strict... But I watched your live broadcast. I have watched the fortune-teller competition and the portrait fee charged by the mortal world. The live broadcast can actually be regarded as a kind of connection, right? Especially the fortune-teller competition , Illusion Array, can barely be considered a secret realm, right?"

... also makes sense.

Me: "Friend Miao..."

"Yeah," the demon cultivator was pleasantly surprised, "Can you really recognize me? It is said that you remember all the people who paid for your portrait, and you know all these people who turned into ashes. Is it true?"

Me: "Fake." I can't recognize it when it turns into ashes, unless the ash has aura reaction.

Fellow demon cultivator: "So I'm special? That's great."

Hmm... Actually, I can recognize you, mainly because your cultivation base is at the early stage of Golden Core like mine. If you insist on asking me to recognize it in front of me, you can probably recognize it.

The name of this demon cultivator surnamed Miao is difficult to pronounce. Her name is Miao Miaomiao, and she is... a demon cultivator who is proud of her original form.As for her real identity, you can tell from the name. It is said that she chose this name to miss her past.

2857_warning

Miao Miaomiao's friend said: "Can you just remember yourself? The name you chose was for others, not you. Why do we have to meow first when we greet you?"

Miao Miaomiao: "When I used my original form to walk around the mortal world, mortals always greeted me with this name. I was used to this name before I turned into a demon."

No, ordinary people call out "meow" or "meow" to tease cats, sometimes twice, and less often three times.

Me: "Fellow Daoist Miao, let's get down to business first. The most important thing to emphasize is that I traded my hair for experimentation, and besides not causing death, I'm not sure what impact the experiment will have."

Miao Miaomiao: "I know, I have already found out."

Me: "You stand aside first, while we are talking, I will continue to deal with other people at the same time, so it is not good to keep them waiting."

Miao Miaomiao: "Oh..."

The Yunxia Sect disciple behind Miaomiao said, "It's okay, it doesn't matter if you wait for a few words, I don't mind."

Most of the demon cultivators are very beautiful. The face of the demon cultivators who are originally cats may not be very delicate, but their figures are always flexible and graceful, which makes some people's imagination run wild.

I asked the disciple who expressed his opinion: "One or eight?"

"One." This is the choice of all foundation building pinnacles so far.So I added an item to the transaction description: If the Foundation Establishment Peak doesn't take the initiative, it will be exchanged for a Jindan-level Tongming Fruit by default.

While trading, I continued to warn Miao Miaomiao: "No matter how much I study the hair of Yunxia Sect disciples, with my ability, I can only study the exercises of this sect at most, and it is impossible to see their privacy; If you study in the same way, you will not see your privacy, but you may be able to detect the skills of the Demon League."

Miao Miaomiao: "It doesn't matter. Many people know the basic exercises of the Demon League. You must have a detailed research report on our exercises in the Yunxiazong Library, just like our Demon League also has a research report on you. Absolutely. Much more than what you can research on a single hair by yourself."

The reason is this, but there are indeed many monks who know this and still feel uncomfortable.

Me: "What I mean is, the disciples of Yunxia Sect trade with me, they only need to consider their own feelings, because they all know that the information about this sect that I can research from their hair is all that I have already done." I know and should know, so all they need to worry about is whether I can get too much of their personal privacy from their hair."

2858_ molesting

Someone interrupted: "I don't mind if the second son knows my little secret, not at all, but I look forward to it very much."

Know.Those who actively queued up as soon as the transaction opened were basically unlikely to mind.Those disciples who were concerned but wanted Tongmingguo overwhelmed their minds. After they gritted their teeth and stomped their feet, they finally decided to line up. The line was already long, and those people looked at the length of the line and thought that they would have to wait a long time even if they lined up. So he simply didn't line up for the time being, and continued to be contradictory in his heart.

Me: "Thank you for your support."

"Second son, don't be so serious," said Qiu Xian, who was three people away from my deal, "I'm flirting with you." Then he was kicked out of the team.

Qiu Xian: "Hey... you guys fight back, my position..."

"Go to the end and queue up again. Is the second son someone you can flirt with?"

"That's right, Second Young Master belongs to everyone."

Qiu Xian pulled out one of his hair, held it in both hands, and Bo looked at me sympathetically.

After I finished trading with the three people who were originally in front of Qiu Xian, I threw Tong Mingguo to Qiu Xian—he is standing a little far away from me now, and the others would not let him approach—and took his hair.

仇贤：“二公子我爱你。”然后他又被揍了。

In front of real cat girls, pay attention to your image.

I then said to Miao Miaomiao: "The difference between you and the disciples of Yunxia Sect is that in this matter, you not only represent yourself. If you give me your hair, you can represent that you don't mind. I may know a little about your personal identity from it." It's private, but you can't say on behalf of the other disciples of the Demon League that you don't mind me knowing the little secrets of the cultivation of a disciple of the Demon League at your level from your hair."

Me: "That's right, Yunxiazong has a detailed study on the demon alliance's skills. As a human monk, it is indeed impossible for me to directly use the demon cultivator's skills, but it is useless for me to hold it" or "I can do it in other ways." Knowing' is not a reason for you to reveal secrets to me at will. I know it from other sources and I know it from you. It makes no difference to me, but it does to you."

Me: "You need to be responsible for your actions, and are you sure you can take this responsibility yourself?"

Miao Miaomiao: "The cat beauty is so gentle, she really belongs to my cat family."

The low cultivation disciples of this sect who had been watching Miao Miaomiao's ripples just now showed subtle expressions, and some of them showed displeasure.

The big furball jumped out from the small entourage, and the densely surrounded disciples immediately made room for the big furball, so that the big furball could stand in front of Miao Miaomiao and intimidate her—the movement of the disciples to make room was very sensitive, and they were very sensitive to the situation. The estimate of the size of the big hairball is accurate, and there is enough open space, but not enough to waste their audience seats.

2859_two cats

The disciples who were preparing to make a deal lined up in front of me. Although there were strange twists and turns due to the length of the line, they would definitely not be able to distinguish who was in front of whom and who was behind whom, and some of the disciples who had finished the deal didn't immediately Leaving, standing in the twisted gap to watch the excitement, it may be to see who chooses what storage box, or it may be to broadcast the real-time status of the transaction to those who don't want to come over and want to know the situation, or it may be to watch those who make All kinds of bastards.

I allowed other people to broadcast the transaction live.

Me: "Only live broadcast within the scope of Yunxia Sect."

Everyone: "Okay, our beauty, don't show it to outsiders."

While watching their live broadcast and the barrage during the live broadcast, I resisted not reminding: If you want to deceive my plan, don’t use the barrage to post it?I have sufficient experience in dealing with barrages that range from all over the world, so why do you guys think that I can miss which ones if you are only limited to this sect?

Miao Miaomiao looked up at the big furball: "Hey, kitten."

Miao Miaomiao is the early stage of the golden elixir, whose cultivation level is a little lower than mine, Maoqiu is the peak of foundation building that can enter the golden elixir at any time, and Miao Miaomiao wins at the cultivation base; He is familiar with the sword cultivator's fighting style, has experienced the sword cultivator's golden core tribulation and more than one long-term high-attack environment, and his proficiency in combat is equal to the two cats; this is Yunxiazong, and the home field advantage belongs to Maoqiu.

Conclusion: Miao Miaomiao can't take advantage of the fight.

In fact, Miao Miaomiao's attitude towards Maoqiu is very friendly, and the phrase "kitten" is only aimed at Maoqiu's age and cultivation level lower than hers, and there is no malice in it.I said before that I belong to a 'cat family', but Fuqiu is also a cat, so there is nothing wrong with that sentence in Fuqiu's ears.

But Fuqiu still showed an aggressive attitude towards Miao Miaomiao, and Miao Miaomiao also responded to this gesture.

The fur ball clawed out first, and Miao Miaomiao raised her hand to block. Due to the large number of people on the ground, the two of them quickly hit the air.Even though Miao Miaomiao is now in human form, her movements still have a distinct feline feel.

A fight between two cats, even if it is a fight between two cats with cultivation, I still think there are more cute elements, but other people around said:

"I used to think that fighting in physical training was very rude, but now it seems that I don't know enough. The feeling of punching to the flesh is also very good, as long as the fighting posture is good."

"I think the furball's posture is better, although its attack power is slightly weaker...you are more daoist, but the furball is more stable, when there is no chance to attack, it hides beautifully, if there is a chance, it will be caught immediately, and it will retreat with one blow. Not timid, not impatient, there is a sense of certainty."

"Like the second son."

"After all, the second son raised the cat himself."

"After all, it is the cat hatched by the second son himself."