Xingtie: My mission master joins the chat group

Lin Mao looked at the chat group interface in front of him. Under the message he sent, there was a new message.

Ying: That's right! Those who haven't woken up yet are all lazy dogs!

If other people saw this, they would have to judge these two people.

Do you think you are humorous?

You got up at four or five o'clock in the morning before dawn, just to mock everyone in the group as lazy dogs?

I feel like there is something missing in your brains.

It's understandable that Lin Mao woke up, after all, he worked overtime all night and just got home from get off work.

But why did Ying, who was in Teyvat, get up at this time?

Did she think the night was too long?

Or...

Lin Mao: Have you started to train your hand speed according to Xing's method?

Ying:?

Seeing what Lin Mao said, Ying's little head didn't turn around for a while.

What about training hand speed according to Xing's method...

"(Liyue swear words)!"

Ying opened her eyes wide when she remembered it. Her face, which was still sleepy because she got up too early, immediately became much more energetic.

She uttered the Liyue swear words she had just learned.

Lin Mao: It's a good thing to be studious, but don't overdo it. Excessive things are always bad.

Ying: ￥%#@%￥#@￥#!

Ying: Dead pervert! Pervert! Trash! Human pleasure! Unrecyclable trash!

Lin Mao: Hentai, baka, no way to play, please use these three words to scold me.

Ying smiled.

But the blue veins on her forehead did not match her smile.

After remembering that Lin Mao was a pervert, she did not continue to insult him in the group as Lin Mao said.

After all, doing so would only make him feel good.

For Ying now, seeing Lin Mao feel good was more painful than killing her.

Ying: (middle finger.jpg)

Raised a big middle finger to Lin Mao in the group.

Lin Mao did not feel ashamed at all, and without any remorse, he added a licking emoji under Ying's middle finger.

Ying: ...

Today she finally experienced what it felt like to be haunted by a pervert.

The desire to beat him up was brewing in her heart.

But when she looked at the group, a deep sense of powerlessness came over her again.

【Ding Dong! 】

Kiana: Why did you get up so early?

She glanced at the time. If the text above was what she understood, it should be only four o'clock in the morning, not five o'clock yet?

At this time, Lin Mao and Ying were already awake...

"Are the fortune-tellers of Taibusi and the adventurers of the Adventurer Association all black slaves?"

Kiana muttered to herself.

Need to get up so early to work.

Lin Mao said in the group: "I was released not long ago because I had to work overtime. Taipusi had a lot of things to deal with. I was so busy that I was released not long ago."

After listening to what Lin Mao said, Kiana puffed her cheeks and nodded slightly.

Such a big thing happened in Luofu today. It is normal for Taipusi to be busy as an official organization.

"On the contrary, you and Xing." Lin Mao continued: "Why did you two get up?"

After saying that, he glanced at what he and Ying said in the group, and did not @ anyone.

Logically speaking, it would not disturb Kiana's rest.

Moreover, Kiana and Xing were together. Since she woke up, does it mean that Xing has also woken up?

"Everyone got up early today."

Lin Mao: @Xing, wake up and have fun!

Lin Mao: @Xing, what's the point of diving without talking!

Lin Mao: @Xing, let me tell you a secret, Ying last night...

Ying: NMSL!

Damn! Still spreading rumors here!

Ying gritted her teeth. She was a young girl. If Lin Mao ruined her reputation like this, she might become a so-called "group pervert"!

This was something that could not be done!

So!

"NMSL, did you hear me! NMSL!"

This time, Ying's words were extremely aggressive. She first made up Lin Mao's mother and then attacked his mother.

Lin Mao: @Ying, Mom!

With one sentence, Ying's target of insult became herself.

Even though Ying should be angry at this moment, she could not hold back her mouth and her cheeks kept twitching.

This move of retreating to advance made her completely at a loss.

In order to stop the loss, she could only recognize Lin Mao as a big boy in the group.

Ying: Oh! Big boy! Go play in the toilet.

Lin Mao: I'm hungry.

Ying: Find something to eat when you're hungry. I remember that the toilet is full of your food. Notice, don't hold it. (Gentle.jpg)

"Eh——"

Kiana couldn't help but retreat a distance, her face full of disgust, "Ying that guy... I'm eating now!"

Twitched her nose twice, goodIt was as if she could smell a foul smell hovering nearby.

Kiana immediately changed her place to continue.

Although what Ying said was a bit offensive, Lin Mao didn't even look at what she said.

Lin Mao: No, I want to breastfeed.

Ying: Good boy~ Stop making trouble~

Lin Mao: I want to breastfeed!

Ying: Good boy~ You've eaten enough~ If you're still hungry, go eat more.

Lin Mao: No! I want to breastfeed!

This conversation lasted for a while, and Ying, who was originally an ordinary person, couldn't stand it first.

"Eat eat eat..."

Ying: Eat your grandma's leg!

After Ying sent the message, the group fell into a brief silence.

Just when Kiana was ready to @ Lin Mao, he took the initiative to show up.

Lin Mao: I thought about it carefully, and after comparing my age with Ying's age... She should actually be my grandma.

Lin Mao: @ Ying, grandma!

Lin Mao: You want me to eat your leg, should I go to your place or you come to me?

"I %￥#%￥#%!"

The completely crazy Ying pulled out the sword without a blade and was going to fight Lin Mao for his life.

In short, fight to the death.

But this scene was seen by Paimeng who came back from strolling.

She is worthy of being Ying's best partner. When she saw Ying's crazy appearance, she immediately shouted to the surroundings: "Help! She is possessed by evil spirits!!!"

There were also kind people around. After hearing it, they immediately took action to press Ying to the spot.

Ying came back to her senses, felt her limbs unable to move, and looked at Paimeng with a confused expression.

She saw Ying trapped and waved her hands and shouted again.

"Go to the Hall of Rebirth!!!"

Chat group at this time.

Lin Mao:?

Kiana:?

Lin Mao: Why is Ying silent?

Kiana: I guess she was mad at you.

Lin Mao: What are you talking about!

What do you mean by being pissed off by yourself!

I didn't do anything. Her explosion has nothing to do with me.

Kiana: 'I didn't do anything'

"Hmph! Little Kiana!"

Lin Mao: @Xing! Come out and clean up the mess!

"!!!"

I can't stand it anymore!

Xing, who was lying on the bed, heard the noise again and opened his bloodshot eyes.

Looking at the chat group in front of him.

Damn! I exploded with him!

Xing: *****! ****! ****!!!

[Ding! "Group member" Xing has been banned from the chat group for one hour due to excessive words! ]

This is the first time I've seen a chat group actively ban someone. It can be seen how explosive Xing is when she is blocked.

"How did I offend her again?"

Lin Mao was puzzled.

Just when he was scratching his head, Kiana said in the group with a smile.

"Actually..."