When the Doctor Uses A Hack

Chen Cang looked at the system notification, feeling like he had been elevated to a new level!

But, how should one test out such a liver? How is it different from others?

It's definitely impossible to give myself a biopsy.

Letting someone else cut me open is even more impossible!

But how can I showcase this one-of-a-kind liver?

At that moment, Chen Cang was invited to a dinner gathering!

After completing the surgery, the entire hepatology department was buzzing with excitement. Having accomplished such a significant task, they naturally had to celebrate.

The simple pleasures of hepatobiliary surgeons are eating, drinking, and cutting liver tissue.

Everyone decided to invite Professor Chen out for a drink!

Upon hearing this, Chen Cang's eyes lit up.

Drinking?

Alcohol is metabolized by the liver?

Liver metabolism?

That's great!

Chen Cang felt they had hit upon his area of expertise.

With such an invincible piece of equipment, who could intimidate Chen Cang?

The entire hepatobiliary team was even more excited that Chen Cang was joining!

Having this opportunity to dine with Professor Chen, they couldn't pass up the chance.

They decided to challenge Chen Cang in a drinking game to get him drunk!

Just because you're great at surgery doesn't mean you're great at drinking!

You're still human, right?

Having decided, everyone exchanged knowing smiles.

The first round of assault began.

Beer!

Chen Cang also started his first round of beer testing.

Hmm, like carbonated water, but the glycogen conversion from maltose seems faster. As for the alcohol?

Not worth mentioning!

"Boss, bring another pitcher, I want a stout!"

Seeing the defeated group, Chen Cang sighed helplessly.

No one here can put up a fight!

This, however, enraged everyone, and they called for reinforcements. With one call from Zhou Hongguang, a squad of warriors from 301 arrived!

Chen Cang decided to try white liquor this time.

Hmm, the effects are significant, the alcohol breakdown speed is comparable to beer.

Once again, Chen Cang found himself reassessing: what sort of liver is this?

When fully geared up, Chen Cang felt he needed to solve problems far beyond illness, like facing a super-villain like Darkseid!

After being well-fed and watered, Chen Cang went to the restroom several more times.

He returned home disappointed.

He decided to go to the hospital the next day for a CT scan to see if there were any visible changes.

Yet, he was afraid of finding out afterwards that he was all liver inside, which wouldn't be good.

He got home after eleven.

Qin Yue saw Chen Cang returned and couldn't help but say with a hint of reproach: "Why are you back so late? Did you find another doggie?"

Chen Cang laughed immediately and said: "Of course not!"

As he spoke, he got up to head to the bathroom: "I'll take a shower, you rest early, don't you have work tomorrow?"

Qin Yue said nothing, getting up and running into the bedroom.

Chen Cang looked puzzled, but still headed to the bathroom, as he reeked of alcohol.

Even though what he drank had mostly metabolized, the smell of alcohol lingered heavily.

Most crucially, these guys didn't play by the rules. If they couldn't drink, they started splashing...

Zhou Hongguang was even more shameless. If Chen Cang hadn't agilely pushed him away, he would have vomited on him!

After cleaning up, Chen Cang blissfully went to bed.

Just as he lay down, Qin Yue came over with a box!

With a melancholy look, she showed it to Chen Cang: "I want to show you something!"

Chen Cang was taken aback, and laughingly embraced her: "What is it?"

Qin Yue pouted, handed over the item in her hand.

"Look, what is this?"

Chen Cang was stunned, took a look, and then burst into laughter: "Isn't this our marriage certificate?"

"Why are you pulling this out in the middle of the night?"

Qin Yue sneered: "Look again carefully, what is this?"

Chen Cang was intrigued, sat up, and examined it back and forth several times. He confirmed it was indeed the marriage certificate!

"This... isn't this the marriage certificate?"

Qin Yue pouted, widened her eyes, and looked at Chen Cang with melancholy, saying angrily:

"Wrong! This is a driver's license!"

Chen Cang was dumbfounded!

He was completely puzzled.

"This is clearly a marriage certificate..."

Qin Yue pinched Chen Cang's cheek directly: "This is a driver's license, you've changed, doggie!"

Chen Cang listened, suddenly stunned.

"Driver's license? What do you mean?"

Qin Yue said melancholically: "Before we had any certificates, you drove every day. Back then, you were driving without a license! You drove fast, and your drive lasted quite a while!"

"But!"

"Look at you, what have you become after getting your license?"

"During the probation period, it was still alright. Now that we've had our wedding and the probation is over, you have the legitimate qualification to hit the highway full-speed!"

"Why don't you drive anymore?"

"Can this speed work?"

Chen Cang finally caught on.

He hadn't realized at first.

Now he understands!

This girl... her metaphors are getting faster and faster!

Chen Cang's face turned red. He explained:

"Cars need regular maintenance, you can't just drive constantly!"

Qin Yue sneered, flipped over quickly, straddled Chen Cang, and held his cheeks firmly, pinching hard.

"Today, you have to start driving, whether you want to or not!"

Chen Cang's expression changed rapidly!

Driving legalized?

What can I do?

Not afraid of a female hooligan!

Just afraid of a cultured hooligan!

...

...

An uneventful night, the next morning Chen Cang woke up surprisingly refreshed!

Not only did he not feel tired, but he even felt a little rejuvenated.

Hmm!

After all, sleeping on the floor all night helped. The hard floor fixed his back!

Recalling last night's events, Chen Cang felt a bit embarrassed!

Not because of anything else, but simply due to urinating frequently!

Liver metabolism is fast indeed.

But it also produces more breakdown products.

Where do they go?

Through the urinary tract!

Because of that, last night's driving situation wasn't smooth, kept stalling.

Made the driving process inconvenient, had to take bathroom breaks frequently.

This irritated Qin Yue to the point that she kicked Chen Cang off the bed.

Chen Cang reflected all night.

It seems!

This thing, it still has side effects.

Ahem, it seems some improvement is needed.

No wonder it's purple.

The truly powerful one might be the golden liver.

Hmm!

Thinking about this, Chen Cang felt there was a long way to go.

At this time, Qin Yue also got up.

Chen Cang gave a fawning smile: "Good morning!"

Qin Yue glancing sideways at Chen Cang, pondered a bit, then sat beside him with some pity, and consoled patiently.

"You're still young and yet having frequent urination... Let me schedule a doctor's appointment for you tomorrow!"

"Really, don't be afraid, actually, frequent urination, urgency, or incomplete urination is common in urology, don't carry any psychological burdens!"

Chen Cang awkwardly smiled: "I drank a lot last night, ahem!"

"I'm usually fine!"

Qin Yue listened and encouraged: "Yeah, right, you have to believe in yourself; building confidence is a good thing!"

Chen Cang: ...