What To Do if You’re the Villain and the Heroine Likes You

Just as He Yunxiao tasted success, he was forced to face the world number one’s furious retribution.

It was inevitable that a mess would be made.

It didn’t matter that he had been beaten. The most important thing was that he had tasted a little bit of antidote, as well as seeing a flustered side of Chu Xiaoxiao.

It was worth it. also a pity that what I saw was Xiaoxiao instead of Chuchu.

Even if he fantasized about the blushing Chuchu, He Yunxiao couldn’t hold himself back.

Of course, this is all for the sake of an antidote to the poison. There is no way around it. In no way did I, He Yunxiao, intend to do so.

Hearing Fu Gui’s footsteps, He Yunxiao hurriedly propped himself up from the ground and pretended to do a few push-ups with one hand.

Then he got up and said, “Oops, couldn’t resist a little exercise and this place turned out to be like this. The quality of the furniture is pretty bad.”

After some unconvincing fake cover-up, He Yunxiao protected the medicine Chu Xiaoxiao had bought under his armpit and dragged her with his other hand to Fu Gui’s to settle the bill.

He Yunxiao took out a silver ticket of one hundred taels and said to Fu Gui, “I’ll pay for her, and with the money left over from this, exchange it for some sturdy tables and chairs. don’t be a miser next time.”

In Fu Gui’s mind: there will be a next time?

Under Fu Gui’s shocked gaze, He Yunxiao left slightly sheepishly.

Only after he left the shop did he breathe a long sigh of relief.

Chu Xiaoxiao put her hands behind her back, her face still a little flushed.

She looked at the medicine for the hand injury in He Yunxiao’s hand and said, “Give me the medicine.”

“No.”

He Yunxiao refused without hesitation.

Chu Xiaoxiao was still in a state of “Xiaoxiao” at the moment, and she said with discontent, “What if my brother sees my hand like this?”

“Don’t let him see it.”

“I spend a lot of time with my brother, how can I not let him see? He will find out sooner or later.”

“It doesn’t matter, I’ll taste a little every day, just finish the antidote as soon as possible.”

A faint blush appeared on Chu Xiaoxiao’s innocent face again as she recalled the kind, warm, wet and slippery, and tickling taste in her hand.

“No!” The little girl shook her head repeatedly.

“If you don’t give me a taste of the antidote, and I die a year later, then there will be no one to help you with the ‘bad woman’ oh.”

Looking at Chu Xiaoxiao’s hesitant face, He Yunxiao thought to himself, ‘Looks like I have to bring up, Chu Fan’.

He decided to add more fuel to the fire and continued!

“Chu Xiaoxiao, think about it carefully, I’ve worked for you, I’ve done some hard work, even if I didn’t get any credit, right? Look, there are so many beautiful bad women in Yinjing City, without me, what if Chu Fan were to be deceived by them? At the Spring Breeze Mansion, it was me who was willing to take my life and get beaten up by Chu Fan for an unknown number of times, which made Du Huakui leave Chu Fan.

If I encounter another situation in the future, and I don’t have much life left to fight for my life, at that time, I wouldn’t be able to do anything but watch Chu Fan being deceived by bad women?”

The aura on Chu Xiaoxiao’s body changed instantly, and the cold and aloof Chuchu reappeared.

“What are you trying to say?”

He Yunxiao took a deep breath, “I want to say that my death would be no good to either of us. I want to live, and you want Chu Fan, so in that case, don’t hide it. You have the antidote to the wound on your hand, and I need the antidote to live.”

Chu Xiaoxiao lifted her right hand. The teeth marks were still there, and so were the wounds, but after He Yunxiao licking the medicine once, it was no longer too obvious.

“It can be used once more. Tonight, the courtyard by the river, there are two weeping willows at the entrance. Don’t use your light skills.”

He Yunxiao remembered that he and Sister Jiang had agreed to “pay the silver” tonight, so he said with some embarrassment, “Can it be tomorrow night? I have something to do tonight.”

Chu Xiaoxiao gave He Yunxiao a stare.

“Tomorrow night.”

Seeing her agreement, He Yunxiao sighed with relief.

This was too miserable for him. to fight for a mouthful of antidote.

What a shame!

On second thought, it wasn’t so bad. Let’s not talk about whether Chu Xiaoxiao’s little hands smelled good or not. Just to be able to create the opportunity to spend time with Chu Xiaoxiao was very worthwhile.

There was no end to dealing with bad women for Chu Fan, and the protagonist’s raunchy encounters were beyond the imagination of normal people. Instead of fighting with Chu Fan for the rest of his life, it would be better to nurture a relationship with the great devil first.

In case the plot of this novel world develops beyond control in the future, and one’s own strategy for the subsequent female protagonist starts to be weak, one can still live by playing the emotional card with Chu Xiaoxiao at that time.

The Chu Xiaoxiao of the Chuchu form was very decisive, and after agreeing with He Yunxiao on the time to “taste the medicine”, there was nothing else to do, and there was no longer any possibility of taking the initiative to see He Yunxiao again, so she turned around and left without a second thought.

He Yunxiao couldn’t let go of such an opportunity and called out to her straight away, saying, “Chuchu, didn’t you say that the tooth marks on your hand would be easily discovered? I have a way.”

Chu Xiaoxiao stopped in her tracks, but didn’t turn around.

“Say.”

As soon as He Yunxiao saw that there was a chance, he immediately cast away the herbs he had just bought, reached out to pull Chu Xiaoxiao’s arm, and said, “Come with me and you’ll know.”

Chu Xiaoxiao, who was in a state of Chuchu, was very repulsed by this kind of physical contact now. In contrast, Xiaoxiao was a little better.

At this moment, Chuchu was being pulled by He Yunxiao’s arm and stood motionless in place.

“Let go.”

He Yunxiao immediately let go, “Then sure to follow me.”

Chuchu didn’t respond, but as He Yunxiao walked forward, the girl followed behind him step by step.

He Yunxiao walked without haste, turning around on the Second Floor of the Tingfeng Tower and coming to a shop that made custom-made clothes.

“This is it, let’s buy you some long-sleeved clothes and cover your hands halfway, that way, as long as you don’t actively expose yourself, I’m sure you won’t be discovered by Chu Fan.”

Chuchu didn’t say anything.

He Yunxiao, who had had plenty of experience interacting with Chuchu, said that if she didn’t say anything, she was in agreement.

At that moment, he swaggered through the door.

A cloth shop that could be opened in the Tingfeng Tower was certainly not an ordinary product.

The fabrics and embroiderers at this “Jiangnan Cloth Weaving” were of the highest standard in Yinjing City.

Of course, there are many clothing shops of the highest standard, but the best feature of this one is that it offers the first-ever “box fitting” service in this era.

He Yunxiao was indeed a celebrity in Yinjing, and as soon as he entered, maids came around to serve him, fearing that the young master would destroy the shop if the services were not proper.

The young maid was also a delicate person, and when she saw that He Yunxiao was leading a girl, she immediately said respectfully, “Young master, madam, please come inside!”

Madam?

Chuchu frowned.

He Yunxiao shivered outright.

Oh girl! I’m kind enough to do some shopping in your place. How can you be so vicious! You want to harm my life after meeting me for less than a moment?

He was afraid that Chuchu would make a move and immediately explained, “No madam, no madam! This Miss Chu, is my good brother’s sister.”

Of course, the young maid didn’t care about this. From her experience, those who could come to the shop to try on clothes were either lovers or couples.

She said, “Master He, do you want to choose the cloth and satin first, or do you want to see the finished clothes first?”

He Yunxiao said straightforwardly, “All the ready-made clothes made from fabrics that have become trendy in the capital recently, send them to me to the fitting room. Remember, only bright and clear colours, not dark, expensive fabrics.”

The maid answered and led He Yunxiao and Chu Xiaoxiao to the fitting room, then left to prepare the clothing on her own.

The fitting room at Jiangnan Cloth Weaving was very elaborate, and although it was small, it had all the essentials.

Not only was it equipped with a huge bronze mirror, but it also came with a dressing table and rouge, which women love to use.

There are even red candle holders and a special double bed.

This atmosphere turns awkward.

But seeing this, He Yunxiao could not help but secretly admire the wisdom of the people of Qi.

First there was Du Yinyun’s gauzy outer garment at the Spring Breeze Mansion, and then there was the red candle boudoir woven by Jiangnan cloth.

The Qi country is full of capable people.

(TL; Will there be lucky pervert situation?)

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