Watch Me Eat Fish, It’s Exciting!

Yunliang Mountain is composed of dozens of mountain peaks. Because of its remoteness, the ecological environment has not been damaged in any way.

Yan Ran grabbed his suitcase and took out his mobile phone from his pocket and glanced at it. The signal here was weak, there were only two grids. The good thing was that he had taken a picture of the map before. According to the map, the fish pond he wants to inherit should be in this village.

Yan Ran tilted her head and looked at the village in front of her, and couldn’t help muttering: “The big city that Grandpa said outside is no different from the previous mountain.”

Yan Ran was a kitten demon who lived in the Kunlun Mountains with his grandfather. Now the country has introduced a new policy: the sprites that have become refined after the founding of the People’s Republic of China must be integrated into the human civilization and contribute to the development of the country.

In response to the national call, a large orange cat over one meter tall touched the head of Jin Cancan’s little milk cat with his paw, and said seriously: “Child, you will be in charge of all the fish in the future. You must be worthy of your ancestors. The rivers and mountains you laid! “

Then, Yan Ran was lifted by the big cat’s neck and flung away with a paw, which was thrown out more than a thousand miles, and he was thrown into Yunliang Mountain as soon as he opened his eyes. Yan Ran wandered in the mountains for a long time before getting out of it.

Thinking of the scene described by grandpa and himself, Yan Ran is still in a good mood. It doesn’t matter if he is thrown out. There is nothing that cannot be solved by eating one fish. If there is, then eat two!

Jumping to a high place and glanced, Yan Ran finally found the “giant mansion” prepared by his grandfather. Most of the houses in this village are not very tall brick buildings, except for a new two-story small western-style building with white walls and red tiles, and an independent courtyard in the east of the village. It is definitely the largest mansion in the village. Yan Ran carried a huge suitcase with more than a hundred pounds of dried fish with one hand, and ran quickly.

The courtyard door has been opened, and the small courtyard of 100 square meters has been cleaned up. A fat aunt wearing an apron hears the movement, walks out of the house with a mop, and sees that Ran Yan suddenly smiles and bends his eyes, fat. His face was very kind, “You are the descendant of the Yan family? But it’s arrived, I’ve already packed the house, I haven’t eaten lunch yet, come in quickly, I’ll cook for you.”

Yan Ran tilted her head, a little doubt appeared in the eyes of a pair of glazed cats, “Auntie, are you?”

“I’m from this Dawang Village. You can call me Wang Xier. Your old man came to me when he came to build a house for you, and let me take care of your diet and living until you get used to living here. I packed it for hygiene, and told my son in advance what he wanted to eat, but he was the best in the village to cook, and he definitely put the fat you raised in vain to reassure your grandpa. “

Wang Yan’er yanked Yan Ran’s suitcase enthusiastically, and dragged it into the room. He couldn’t move to the steps. He squeezed his hands, and the box weighing more than 100 kilograms was easily pulled into the house. Looking at Yan Ran’s appearance, there was no strength. Wang Ai’er simply refused to let him do it, and he did it all by himself.

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The people of Dawang Village have lived here for generations. They have been guarding this mountain hundreds of years ago. Actually, not everyone is named Wang. It is said that all the ancestors had been favored by the Yan family before they were not destroyed. They gathered slowly. Here, a village is formed. The small villagers are simple and honest, and even if it has been a hundred years, this gratitude has remained. Knowing that the benefactor’s descendants are coming, they have prepared many things to ensure that the descendants of the Yan family will be taken care of.

Yan Ran couldn’t help but wanted to help. Wang Ai’er often worked in agriculture and had great strength. Yan Ran hurried to keep up, her heart warmed, the other side was really good to him, he could feel good and evil.

The room is relatively bright, small European-style decoration style, simple and generous. Home appliances and furniture are readily available, all clean and spotlessly cleaned. Yan Ran turned around at home, and found that there was a large bathroom on the second floor. Yan Kitty glanced at the bathtub and closed the door. He didn’t like to take a bath, he didn’t like water to wet his hair, and there were dirty things to lick Just lick it, bathing is very anti-cat, and still bathing? This room should be sealed so that it will never see the light.

After coming out, Yan Ran’s eyes fell on the side of the TV wall. On the left side, a large fish tank was placed on the wall. It was more than two meters long and had more than a dozen koi in it. go with. Yan Ran’s eyes brightened when she saw the fish, and she couldn’t help swallowing.

I didn’t feel anything just now, but now I’m suddenly hungry.

Wang Yier is already cooking, and it is obvious that he is the best person to cook in the whole village. It is obviously not bragging. Experienced chefs know that it is difficult to boil the meat with fresh water. Wang Yier waits for the water in the pot to boil. Put the ginger, shallots, garlic and peppercorns soup in a sap, wait until the soup is fragrant, and then add the washed pork belly. When it is cooked to six, it is quickly removed and set aside.

While waiting for the pork belly to cool down, I washed my home-grown small **** and planned to shoot a garlic and make a garlic rape.

Yan Ran went downstairs and saw Wang Xier busy, and hurried over to help, Wang Xier said, “Be careful, the meat is hot.”

Yan Ran smiled, put the meat in the basin, and washed it with cold water. “When the meat is cold, cut it again. The position where the pork belly is lean and thin is easy to break. I am afraid that hot hands can be soaked in cold water. It’s time to go down. “

Wang Yaner saw him quickly cut the meat into shapely slices. At a glance, he often cooks. The knife works well, and his chubby face smiles with several folds. He looks more like Yan Ran’s eyes, “You are so small I ’m still studying cooking at my age? My son is about the same size as you. He does n’t even cook the eggs. ”

Yan Ran narrowed her eyes with a smile, and said proudly, “My best thing is actually making fish.”

There was a large refrigerator around him. Yan Ranshun opened the refrigerator and took a look. It was stuffed with meat and vegetables, but there was no fish. This disappointed him, “Wang Aier, why don’t you have fish?”

As a cat, how do you eat without fish?

“Want to eat fish and buy it tomorrow in town.”

“No, sir, doesn’t my home have a fish pond?”

Wang Yaner has put the meat in the wok and stir-fried the meat into golden yellow. It looks crispy and refreshing when she looks at it. She fry while saying: “There is a big fish pond on the east side of the village, there are many fishes in it, but no one can catch them. Come up. “

At the hearing of a fish, Yan Ran suddenly smiled and bent her eyes, and shook her fist eagerly. “It’s all right, I’ll catch it.”

“Don’t go!” Wang Yier stopped him anxiously. “This fish pond hasn’t been out of water for hundreds of years. It is said that the fish in it have become fine, and the large ones are more than ten meters long. Any satellite shots are just like water monsters. Anyway The poles were destroyed, the nets were broken, and the unlucky wash handles were pumped into the mud by the fish. The water is even worse, the fish is too big, and the teeth will bite your **** eggs and cannot go! “

Yan Ran was amused. “You can rest assured that you can catch it. You do it first, and I’ll bring the fish back in a while.” He ran out and ran away, unable to control the bright and sharp cat’s paw. , Can’t even catch a fish, how can it be considered a good cat?

“Hi! This child!” Wang Aier did not stop, stomped annoyed angrily, and said to himself that this was a young man, who didn’t listen to advice, and shouted again and again: “Hurry back if you can’t catch it! Don’t go into the water! The fish is really Bite! “

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There is a fish pond next to Taolin, with an area of ​​more than 300 square meters. When Yan Ran came near, he heard the voice of a human being. He couldn’t help but walk a few dozen meters further, standing curiously on the shore and looking down.

At this moment, a tall young man stuck the selfie stick to the ground, holding a harpoon of more than two meters in both hands, and fast, accurate, and cruelly buckled a carp near the shore.

With a bang, a splash!

The young man hurriedly lifted the harpoon, except for a few grass roots and a layer of mud.

The young man unwillingly intervened several times and still didn’t even catch a fish scale.

Seeing this, Yan Ran shook her head and was stupid. Such a big man couldn’t catch even a small fish. The human IQ was so long, how could the predation ability degrade to this point.

This young man is called Wang Yiming. He is the most amazing farming anchor on the “Yellow Fox” platform. Other anchors broadcast live on how to farm. He is how to live with the fish in this fish pond. Speaking of which, Wang Yiming was also a top student who graduated from 211 university. Unfortunately, the major he chose was too bad. After graduating from Beibei for six months, he couldn’t find a suitable job. He got angry and gritted his teeth and went home to farm.

However, his brain was easy to follow, keeping up with the rush of farming live broadcasts, and earning a lot of money from live broadcasts. However, he is not the same as the normal farm live broadcast, because Wang Yiming has not caught any fish in the past two months. No, today I pour water again and still find nothing.

Wang Yiming was also a bit annoyed. He wiped the mud water on his face and said angrily: “mmp, I will definitely catch the fish tomorrow! When it is steamed, braised and fried, you can eat as much as you want!”

Barrage crazy face: Hahaha, the anchor you said the same two months ago.

Tomorrow is coming, tomorrow is so much!

The one-eight-eighth anchor lost to a small fish. Was it human annihilation or moral loss?

Wang Yiming became angry and anger, “Don’t be fooled! If anyone can catch a fish here, why don’t we live upside down!”

As soon as this sentence was finished, I saw a fresh big boy wearing a round neck t-shirt and blue jeans down the soil **** on the shore, that is, eighteen or nineteen years old, with a thin body and a gentle and harmless look. The long one was also clean, and the lips were red and white with teeth. A pair of big eyes full of aura gave him a meaningful glance, picked up a tree branch from his feet, and poked and lifted it into the water.

Suddenly, a big fish more than one meter long was plugged out of the water!

Wang Yiming :! !! !!

The author has something to say: Wang Yiming: Lying! This is not true!

Barrage: Anchor! Here is your handstand.

There were too many things in the family before, and I have been busy until now. Finally, I am writing. Thank you friends who are still waiting. Thank you for your persistence. This is an easy little dessert that haunts little monsters, taking into account some career lines. The first time I write this kind of text, Meow will try to write well. If it is not good, it can only be meow pen power, and I will try to correct it.

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