Chapter 725 Catching a turtle in a urn
Sent to the backyard of a mental hospital.
Just as Zhou Xuan was about to have his wedding night, the underground "palace" suddenly began to shake.
"My king, that's great, my king, there is an enemy attack, there is another enemy attack, hahahaha..."
Just as Zhou Xuan was wondering, an elder came running over excitedly to report.
"really?"
Zhou Xuan's eyes lit up when he heard this.
Unexpectedly, God treated him so well and sent him a lot of talents for several days in a row.
"It is absolutely true, my king. There are so many enemies, more than before. We are rich, my king. Hahahaha..."
The elder was so happy that he farted.
"Hahaha, okay, follow me and get ready to meet the enemy."
Zhou Xuan happily put on his pants and quickly came to the ground.
At this moment, the ground was still shaking, and outside the newly built high wall, there was the sound of the Apocalypse Group charging and killing.
The Pi family soldiers looked through the gap and saw the enemies, which were several times their number, rushing towards them. They were not afraid, but excited instead.
coming.
Again.
"Boys, the enemy is coming again. This time, control the dosage for me. You can only capture them alive, not suffocate them to death. Do you understand?"
Zhou Xuan, who came out, also saw the thousands of troops rushing over. An evil smile appeared on the corner of his mouth, and he immediately issued a death order.
"Yes, Your Majesty."
"My king, I also want to take a concubine this time."
The Pi family soldiers said with anticipation.
It seemed as if the one coming towards them was not an enemy, but more like a gorgeously dressed woman.
"Sure. When the time comes, we'll see who smokes more people and distribute them according to military industry."
Zhou Xuan was generous this time.
There are so many anyway.
"Long live the king."
The Pi family soldiers immediately danced with joy and couldn't wait any longer.
"In order to prevent the enemy from escaping, everyone should breathe in first, disguise the battlefield, and wait for the enemy to come in on their own, and then we will catch the turtle in the fart.
This time, no one can be spared."
Looking at the huge enemy, Zhou Xuan suddenly became smart.
The group of little black kids understood it instantly.
They began to absorb the yellow air around them.
Soon, a big hole appeared on the ground and they hid in it.
Like a groundhog.
Start the underground warfare immediately.
Soon, the original group of Pi's soldiers hid perfectly underground and were completely silent.
Their dark skin color also made them blend completely into the night.
……
"Kill, kill, kill..."
At the same time, the outer army had arrived.
The number of people is actually more than that in the other three directions.
As many as eight Apocalypse groups were involved.
The reason is very simple. Faced with an encirclement, a normal person would think that Song Bing would definitely escape from the backyard.
So everyone wants to attack the backyard.
In the end, eight people from the Apocalypse Group drew lots by luck and won this excellent position.
“Everyone, we deliberately launched the attack later than the other three directions. Song Bing must have escaped to the backyard by now.
"Rush in with all your might, crush everything, capture Song Bing alive, and leave no one alive."
"No, kill all the men and leave the women as rewards for the brothers."
“Whoever catches it first will be the first to enjoy it.”
……
Eight group representatives shouted orders while holding black-gold weapons.
I'm already excited.
“Roar…kill, kill, kill…”
Upon hearing this, the soldiers from the eight forces all had gleams of light in their eyes, unable to conceal their excitement.
But they knew that Song Bing had taken in many women here.
Like Si Ya, the former female president of Si Group.
Luo Yan, the charming and powerful woman of Luoyao Group.
The big star Luo Xinyu.
I even heard that there is also the former An family eunuch An Ruoyi.
……
Which of these women is not a stunningly beautiful woman who is extremely beautiful?
Now, as long as they can break through and get deep enough to catch him, they can be the first to benefit.
You can also get rewards from the group.
Who can resist this temptation?
As a result, nearly 5,000 soldiers from the eight families were instantly filled with fighting spirit, as if they had been injected with chicken blood.
Everyone rushed to the front.
They got ahead of the chariots, climbed over the high walls one by one, and rushed into the forbidden area like a swarm.
It was like the Japanese invaders entering the village.
He must grab a woman.
"Hahaha, beauty, here we come."
It seemed as if they had already seen the fear of the men, the screams of the women... and the endless food and supplies inside the high walls.
However, the moment they climbed over the high wall, they all fell silent.
Because what they saw was not the beauty they had imagined.
Instead, it was a large, empty and dilapidated venue.
It's like it was bombed by a nuclear bomb and then corroded by countless chemicals...
It's just beyond words.
Stop talking about people.
Not a hair on it.
"Where are the people? Is this still China?"
"Ahem...and it stinks."
"What the hell is this? Who the hell is this? Ugh..."
The excited smiles of the eight soldiers gradually disappeared in an instant.
The contrast is too great.
They looked around blankly.
I feel like I've arrived in hell.
"Kill, kill, kill..."
The unaware soldiers behind were still rushing in excitedly.
Pushing the soldiers in front forward.
Until almost all the elites of the eight families easily broke through the high wall and entered the forbidden area.
The originally dead silent forbidden area suddenly became more colorful because of their presence.
"Why don't you move forward? Don't you want a woman anymore?"
Outside the wall, the representatives of the eight families saw that the originally enthusiastic army suddenly stopped after entering the wall, so they walked in unhappily.
But when he saw this desolate scene, he was stunned.
No.
What about Song Bing?
What about women?
Where are the supplies?
……
Everyone couldn't help but walk towards the obviously forbidden building.
"Hehehe... Kids, charge at me~"
However, the next second, Zhou Xuan suddenly flew out from under the forbidden building and sent out a signal with a grin.
"Boom boom boom..."
Immediately afterwards, a group of Pi family soldiers who were buried around the forbidden area suddenly rushed out from underground.
He surrounded the people from the Apocalypse Group and launched a decisive charge.
“Thump, thump, thump…”
"Boom boom boom..."
"biubiubiu..."
……
In an instant, each little black boy was like a machine gun with unlimited bullets.
Release it against enemies that are several times more numerous.
The forbidden area that had been sucked clear was once again covered by yellow air little by little.
And don't forget, they have just eaten and have plenty of ammunition.
"Ahhh…what is this?"
"It stinks, ugh..."
"Ahhhh..."
The eight soldiers were unable to react because of the smoke.
"Not good, there is an ambush."
The eight representatives had shit on their faces and instantly wanted to run away.
However, Zhou Xuan in the void was well prepared.
Directly turn on fighter mode.
Circling in mid-air.
Anyone who dares to break through will be knocked back with a fart.
Every collapse is a famous skill.
Representatives from eight families, more than a dozen level five warriors, were actually under Zhou Xuan's high-altitude bombing at the same time.
I was so overwhelmed that I began to doubt my life and couldn't escape for a moment.
The soldiers were even more miserable. They fell to the ground and spit foam before they could even put up any resistance under the encirclement of the Pi family army.
The only ones who can still resist are the fourth-level mutants.
But under this yellow gas, they had already been confused.
I couldn't even tell the direction, let alone fight back.
Fortunately, when they were in despair, the fart sound stopped.
Just when they thought it was over.
"Hehehe, beauty, here we come."
Excited voices rang out from all directions, but this time, they were not from the soldiers of the eight families.
But a bunch of ass soldiers.
The yellow air was dispersed, and a group of little black men excitedly rushed towards the eight soldiers with wicked smiles on their faces.
"what…"
The soldiers from the eight families, who were already unconscious due to the smoke, were immediately frightened when they saw these pitch-black monsters.
They wanted to resist, but found themselves powerless due to the smoke. They were immediately pounced on by the Pi family soldiers and engaged in close combat.
"Ah, no, don't come over here."
"Go home, I want to go home."
"Ahhhh..."
"Boom boom boom..."
"Control the dosage, don't let it kill you."
"Yes."
"biubiubiu..."
……
The screams of the eight soldiers came from the yellow air, it was so heart-wrenching.
They obviously didn't expect that the beauty they imagined didn't exist.
She herself became a beauty.
The eight representatives who were rushed back by Zhou Xuan felt their scalps tingling when they saw this horrifying scene.
What kind of monsters are these?
Why didn’t those three companies tell them?
"Ahem, Master, you go first, we'll cover you."
In the moment of despair, several level five guards stood up solemnly.
"Okay... okay, hold on."
Looking at the terrifying Zhou Xuan above their heads, they had long lost the will to fight.
So when the guards distracted Zhou Xuan from the bombing, they fled in the opposite direction without hesitation...
On a big tree in the distance, one of Xili's clones was watching this scene.
The cold and beautiful Jue Yan showed a rare hint of weirdness.
Looking at Zhou Xuan, who was ready to kill anyone who stood in her way, she thought for a moment and left decisively.
Obviously, she is not needed here.
……