NOVEL WEB Chapter 677: Fart Emperor
Looking at the black and gold bullet coming towards his brother at high speed, Gao Shengjie felt his hair stand on end and his potential was instantly stimulated.
Jump up suddenly.
“Xiu Xiu…”
However, the high-speed bullet pierced through his pants and missed his brother.
The hot air flow distorted Gao Shengjie's face.
On the high wall in the distance, seeing that Gao Shengjie had actually dodged their shooting, the faces of two elite members of the Gao family changed slightly.
"This is a master, shoot quickly and don't hold back."
The elite male soldier acted decisively and started shooting immediately.
The female elite hesitated for a moment and followed closely behind.
The two men instantly displayed the level of top snipers, firing five shots per second.
The fierce black and gold bullets, more like Barrett, swept towards Gao Shengjie and the masked man.
Here, Gao Shengjie, who had narrowly dodged two bullets, had not yet caught his breath when bullets came flying at him again.
"Young Master, be careful!"
The masked man quickly re-formed his earth shield to block.
“These two sand dollars.”
Gao Shengjie's face was gloomy.
But before he could lose his temper, a terrifying voice came again from the sky behind the two of them.
"Hahahaha... Where are you escaping? Eat my fart again, black fart will entangle you."
Zhou Xuanyu chased after him, with black air surrounding him, like a Black Mountain demon.
Fire like crazy.
Together with the two elite talents on the opposite side, they formed a cannonball double-team.
When they saw Zhou Xuan, Gao Shengjie and the masked man turned pale with fright.
Without hesitation, he chose to face the bullets from the two snipers in front of him.
Compared to Zhou Xuan’s artillery shells, they are more willing to accept black gold bullets.
"What the hell is this? How can it fly?"
"Can you still fire cannons?"
On the high wall, the two elite soldiers who were crazily shooting at Gao Shengjie and the masked man saw Zhou Xuan’s strongest state at first sight.
Suddenly everyone was terrified and stunned.
Flying in the air and bombing endlessly.
How many levels does it take to reach this point?
"You two bastards, why don't you open the door."
Just as the two were frightened by Zhou Xuan, Gao Shengjie's roar came from close range.
The two of them were startled again.
Why does this voice sound so much like their young grandfather?
While the two were distracted, Gao Shengjie and the masked man had already arrived.
At a closer distance, they realized that the man in front of them looked more like their young grandfather.
He's just a little dark, with curly hair.
"You dare to shoot me, go to hell."
Gao Shengjie's angry voice sounded, and without giving the two a chance to speak, he raised his hand and suddenly clenched it.
The two elite soldiers were suddenly lifted up into the air, the air around them was sucked dry, and their faces turned red from suffocation.
This familiar method made their expressions change drastically, and they finally recognized Gao Shengjie.
"Little...Little Master, spare me, you are so dark, I...I didn't mean it."
The male elite who reacted quickly tried to beg for mercy, but obviously his words were inappropriate.
“Hehehe…The 20,000th fart trick, here comes the flying stick!”
At this moment, Zhou Xuan let out another fart.
It was like a black fart filled with countless small flying sticks.
It is imperative to keep Gao Shengjie and the masked man here.
The corners of Gao Shengjie's mouth twitched slightly, his face turned grim, and without hesitation, he suddenly grabbed the two elite soldiers in mid-air and threw them towards Zhou Xuan.
"Ahhhh..."
The two of them were instantly turned evil by this fart.
Gao Shengjie and the masked man took this opportunity to hide in the woods in disgrace.
“Hahaha, now you understand how powerful I am, right?
You guys ran fast, don’t let me see you again in the future, otherwise I will collapse every time I see you.”
Zhou Xuan stood in the air, looking up to the sky and laughing.
This battle was a thrilling one.
Cured his constipation that had lasted for years.
He had never felt so refreshed to be able to release so many farts at once.
……
Deep in the forbidden area, Zhou Xuan left.
The world gradually became quiet.
The male caregiver hiding under a rock in the distance looked at the mess on the ground after the battle and still can't calm down.
Zhou Xuan, the psychopath who has been detained in a mental hospital.
Today, when the hospital was in danger, one person fought alone against two level five warriors and countless level three and four aliens.
The situation on the battle was that these third and fourth level aliens were either killed or injured.
The two level five warriors were chased and killed all the way.
Almost all of them were left here.
Is this something that a Level 4 can do?
Before this, who would have thought that Zhou Xuan had such terrifying potential?
At most, it's just farting, and the fart is very smelly.
Crazy, so crazy.
The male nurse found all this difficult to understand.
"Hahaha, kids, the king is back."
Just as the male nurse was in shock beyond words, Zhou Xuanyu, who had returned victoriously, appeared in the void.
"Woooooooo..."
"Greetings, great king! Long live the king!"
"Greetings to the Fart Emperor. Long live the Fart Emperor."
……
The group of little black men immediately knelt down excitedly, united as one, and shouted in unison with great momentum.
In this battle, the enemy suffered heavy casualties.
The 300-man army led by Zhou Xuan lost some farts.
It is full of honors.
"Everyone loves you!"
Zhou Xuan raised his hand with a smile, and the little black guys stood up.
Zhou Xuan's figure slowly descended back to the ground.
The two elders hurriedly pushed Zhou Xuan's dragon throne forward.
The yellow wind was whistling, and Zhou Xuan just fell back onto the dragon throne, looking extremely domineering.
After picking his nose, he looked at the elite members of the Gao family lying on the ground not far away.
At this moment, almost all of them were dead and turned into blackened corpses.
Only a few with thick health bars were still hanging on.
Seeing the looks from Zhou Xuan and the group of little black guys, the few surviving elite members of the Gao family turned pale and kowtowed in fear to apologize.
"My king, don't fart at me, don't fart at me... wuwuwu..."
Several people were crying bitterly. If they had known this would be the outcome, they would never have come.
However, what shocked several people was that Zhou Xuan did not get angry again, but instead observed these elite members of the Gao family who were as evil as himself.
He grinned and said, "You guys are so dark, you look like us, are you interested in joining us?
Don't worry, it doesn't matter if you don't join. I always convince people with my farts."
Upon hearing this, several elite members of the Gao family trembled in fear. They dared not refuse and nodded quickly.
They also imitated the way the little black men had just worshipped and said, "Yes, yes, we are willing to pay our respects to the king. Long live the king."
"Hahaha, very good, stand up!"
Zhou Xuan laughed generously, happy that he had fumigated a few more little black men.
"My king, my fart king, I have something to report."
At this time, the male nurse mustered up the courage to run towards Zhou Xuan and others.
When they saw the male caregiver's attire, Zhou Xuan and the group of little black men instantly held their farts.
These are the people who provide them with food and clothing!
"Ahem... Don't worry! These invaders have been dealt with by me. If there are any more, just leave them to me.
This king is a fart."
Zhou Xuan patted his chest proudly.
"No, it's not just these intruders. These are just sneak attacks. There is a large group at the main gate."
The male nurse quickly revealed.
"besides?"
Hearing this, Zhou Xuan's eyes lit up.
He was worried that he hadn't put all the skills he had learned into practice.
……