Chapter 673 Buddha's Angry Lotus
Outside the black tornado.
“Woo woo woo… the boss is so mighty!”
"Thousand years old, Boss!"
"Boss... that's awesome!"
A group of little black people were buried in the soil, with only their little black heads showing, and they cheered excitedly.
They were watching this amazing tornado their boss had created.
The admiration for Zhou Xuan reached a new level.
There were even a few veterans who took a deep breath of the pressure and then closed their eyes, as if they had comprehended the mystery.
Their skin color suddenly became darker...
Further away, the male caregiver who luckily escaped far away hid under a big rock.
Only then did he survive.
He looked at the fart-like tornado from afar, and his worldview was constantly being impacted.
Is this still level 4?
……
At the same time, inside the tornado.
"Ah, don't rush at me, don't rush at me! I beg you... wuwuwu..."
An elite member of the Gao family who was blown away saw Zhou Xuan who appeared in front of him.
She was so frightened that her face turned pale and she burst into tears.
"Alright! I am merciful, so I won't attack you."
Seeing that the other party was so afraid of him, Zhou Xuan immediately showed the composure of a strong man and stopped himself from farting.
This seemed to have found a lifeline for the elite.
But before he could be happy for even a second, Zhou Xuan's next words instantly dragged him back to the bottom.
“Hehehe… I’ll show you a new move, the first move of the Hong Kong Kick, the Heavenly Cripple Kick.”
Under the horrified gaze of the elite, Zhou Xuan's dark and steaming jade foot had already kicked over.
This smell is even stronger than this terrible black air.
Before the feet arrived, athlete's foot had already arrived, instantly blinding the sharp eyes.
"Ahhhh..."
Under the desperate gaze of the elite, Zhou Xuan kicked it away.
There was a large black footprint on his face, as if it had been branded by a branding iron.
After spinning a few times in the tornado, it completely lost its breath.
Zhou Xuan continued to accelerate, looking for the next target.
Roll up one and discard it.
Roll up two and collapse a pair.
Directly use all kinds of strange skills except fart skills.
Like the athlete's foot method, the armpit method, the bad breath method...
One by one, the elite members of the Gao family were swept up and died tragically at the hands of his bizarre and unique skills.
No matter whether they were at level three or level four, no one could survive a single attack.
On the ground, the remaining elite members of the Gao family looked at this horrifying scene, and each of them was so frightened that they burst out with all their might.
Some of them could not hold on and were blown away, and they committed suicide at the moment of flying.
I would rather die than be tortured by Zhou Xuan.
But what they would never have thought of was that Zhou Xuan didn't care about life or death at all, and would just use his ultimate move on anyone he met.
The corpse still rushed.
"Hahaha...Come on Baby~Pfft~"
"I am Li Kui from Huashan, please teach me!"
“Ahhh…no!”
Under the tornado, Zhou Xuan went crazy and became more and more perverted, like a psychopath with a big nerve, imagining himself as a master.
His brain worked at a rapid pace, and he created countless unique skills.
Whoever they catch will be punished, and each move is different.
Without a transition, even if they were of the same level, the elite members of the Gao family had no power to resist Zhou Xuan's close combat.
The little black man was smoked to death on the spot.
Before death, each of them was filled with despair.
Obviously he didn't expect to die like this.
In just a few minutes, nearly half of the Gao family's elite troops were killed.
At this time, Gao Shengjie and the masked man finally took their chance.
The two men rushed out from the surging black air at the same time, suppressing their nausea and rushing towards Zhou Xuan.
Within his own territory, Zhou Xuan captured the two people who were coming to kill him.
This time, he did not hide again. Instead, he looked at the two of them with an evil smile on his face.
Because he had just figured out a new trick!
"You bastard, I want you to die."
Gao Shengjie had already become impatient with Zhou Xuan, and he stabbed out with his knife. This time, he was determined not to let the beast escape.
Facing the masked man who was coming to kill Gao Shengjie, Zhou Xuan still raised his hand with a middle school look on his face, then spoke slowly and domineeringly:
"I'm Fart Man."
"The third move of the Fart Technique, Buddha's Angry Fart Lotus, explode!"
The moment he finished speaking, Zhou Xuan snapped his fingers.
A ray of fire emerged from his fingertips.
In an instant, like a nuclear reaction, the surrounding black air was instantly ignited.
"Fuck, you big idiot, do you want to die? Run!"
The flames rapidly magnified in the eyes of Gao Shengjie and the masked man, and their angry gazes instantly turned into fear.
Obviously no one expected that Zhou Xuan could set fire.
What I didn’t expect was that this guy really dared to let it go?
Looking at the rapidly blooming flames, which were also wrapped in unspeakable corrosiveness, the two fierce men were instantly frightened like grandchildren.
Turn around and run.
There was almost no hesitation.
I don't know how long these gases have been accumulating.
With such a loud explosion, if you don't run away you will either die or be seriously injured.
But apparently, it was too late.
The black gas condensed by Zhou Xuan is a highly concentrated flammable gas, and the burning speed is unimaginable.
The flames surrounded them in an instant.
……
"Bang...Boom..."
In an instant, the condensed black tornado exploded like a detonated nuclear bomb.
The pitch-black flames, with their final might, spun rapidly towards the sky.
Suddenly the sky and the earth dimmed, and the sun and the moon lost their light.
Under the raging flames, the remaining elite members of the Gao family were so frightened that they became incontinent and could only bury their heads in the ground in horror.
Outside the explosion, a group of cheering little black men saw this horrifying scene and were so frightened that they quickly buried their heads in the ground.
Fortunately, the masked man had set a trap for them in advance.
further away.
The male caregiver's heart trembled violently. Then he reacted and quickly dug a hole under the big rock and hid in it.
The flames instantly consumed everything, and the black and yellow air in the entire world was ignited.
But fortunately, there was no grass growing on the ground, so this splendid scene was only a flash in the pan.
"Ahhhh..."
When the flames of the explosion faded, dust rose up from the ground.
At the center of the explosion, only a few dozen elite members of the Gao family were still wailing.
At first glance, they have already been blackened.
The dead elite members of the Gao family were smoked into charcoal alive.
The hair on his body turned curly.
They all turned into little black people.
At the same time, the dark Zhou Xuan crawled out from the ruins.
Because it is originally black, it looks no different.
If I must say, it's even darker.
"Cough, cough, cough... I'm choking to death."
Zhou Xuan coughed violently, obviously being hit hard by his own move.
But soon, looking at the tragic scenes around him, Zhou Xuan showed his big yellow teeth and laughed happily.
"Hahahaha...hahahaha, I have succeeded. I am actually so strong. Hahahaha, hehehe...
However, this move still has some shortcomings. It would be best if I could compress and condense my domineering true energy so that the power can be concentrated..."
However, while laughing, Zhou Xuan was miraculously able to find the shortcomings.
I understood it more quickly.
"Woooooooo..."
"The boss is awesome."
"Boss, boss, butt explodes!"
……
A group of little black guys popped their heads out of the ground and cheered.
"Hehehehe... keep a low profile... it's nothing to worry about!"
Zhou Xuan raised his hand to comfort her, but the happiness on his face was hard to hide.
He immediately looked at the surviving elite members of the Gao family, raised his hand and made a fart sinking gesture, then he bowed and said seriously:
"You tyrannical fart king, I'll give way to you!"
"Ah... don't come over here!"
"Wow...I want to go home!"
The surviving elite members of the Gao family were already frightened when they saw Zhou Xuan. They dragged their bodies and crawled out in fear.
At this moment, I just want to escape from this horrible place.
This is simply not a place where human beings can live.
"I promise your mother!"
But at this moment, an angry voice suddenly came from underground.
……