"Walid" The Supreme Idiot

Narration:-The Prisoner of Fortune

Walid sat on the cold floor of his chamber, staring at the ceiling with dead, soulless eyes.

Outside his door, the chaos never stopped.

👤 "I touched him first!" 😤

👤 "No, I did! You only grazed his sleeve!" 😡

👤 "I should have been born unlucky! Damn it, why was I born with good fortune?!" 😭

The Jade Blossom Sect, once a prestigious order of elite female cultivators, had turned into a shameless battlefield over who would claim the man that could reverse misfortune.

And that man?

He just wanted to die.

👤 "Please… just let me sleep in peace." 😞

But there was no peace for the unlucky man.

Because outside his window, another problem was approaching.

The Revil Sect Infiltration

Under the veil of moonlight, three figures silently approached the Jade Blossom Sect's walls.

👤 "Confirming the target's location," whispered the leader, her voice sharp like a blade.

👤 "The reports are accurate. This man… he truly exists."

The Revil Sect's spies, masters of assassination and deception, had only one mission—steal Walid from the Jade Blossom Sect.

👤 "We must be careful. That fool is surrounded by a thousand madwomen."

👤 "What if he resists?"

The leader smirked.

👤 "Then we make him submit."

They moved like ghosts, slipping past the sect's defenses.

But unbeknownst to them, a certain someone had been watching them all along.

Luo Qingyan's Counterattack

Luo Qingyan, the Jade Blossom Sect's leader, stood in her private pavilion, watching the intruders through a spiritual mirror.

Her eyes gleamed with amusement.

👤 "They really think they can take him from me?"

A disciple kneeled behind her, awaiting orders.

👤 "What shall we do, Sect Master?"

Luo Qingyan smiled coldly.

👤 "They want Walid? Fine."

👤 "Let them TRY."

Meanwhile, Walid Gets Mocked (Again)

Just as Walid was about to force himself into another breakdown, the SYSTEM—his eternal tormentor—sprang to life again.

🔊 [SYSTEM: "WALID! WAKE UP! YOUR LIFE IS ABOUT TO GET EVEN WORSE!"] 🤣

Walid groaned.

👤 "I swear, if you don't shut up—" 😤

🔊 [SYSTEM: "Oh no, buddy! I have fantastic news! You're about to be kidnapped!"] 😆

👤 "…WHAT?!" 😨

🔊 [SYSTEM: "Yep! The Revil Sect has sent some beautiful female assassins to take you away!"]

👤 "THAT'S NOT GOOD NEWS, YOU DEMON!" 😡

🔊 [SYSTEM: "Why not? You're already stuck in one sect of crazy women. What's the difference if you go to another?"] 🤡

Walid clutched his head, panic setting in.

👤 "NO! I REFUSE! I'M NOT GOING ANYWHERE!" 😖

🔊 [SYSTEM: "Hahahaha! Oh, my poor, stupid Walid. You don't have a choice."] 😈

👤 "I SWEAR, ONE DAY, I WILL DESTROY YOU!" 😡

🔊 [SYSTEM: "Aww, how cute. idiot But for now—GOOD LUCK!"] 🎉

The Kidnapping Attempt

The Revil Sect's spies burst into his chamber, moving swift as shadows.

👤 "Target acquired!"

👤 "Suppress him!"

Walid instinctively backed away, fear gripping his soul.

👤 "NO! NO! I REFUSE! I WON'T GO!" 😱

The assassins closed in, their movements precise, their strength overwhelming.

But just as they reached for him—

A violent gust of spiritual energy exploded through the room!

💥 BOOM!

The walls shattered. The ground trembled.

And standing in the midst of the storm—

Was Luo Qingyan.

👤 "You dare trespass into my sect?" 😡

The Revil Sect assassins froze.

👤 "Tch. We've been discovered!"

👤 "Fall back!"

They turned to flee, but Luo Qingyan's voice rang out, cold as ice.

👤 "Leave? No. You will learn what happens to those who try to steal from ME."

Epilogue: The Price of Failure

The Revil Sect's plan had failed.

Walid remained trapped in the Jade Blossom Sect.

And now…

👤 "Since I saved you, Walid…" 😏

Luo Qingyan smiled sweetly, her gaze dangerous.

👤 "You owe me something in return."

Walid felt his soul leave his body.

👤 "…Just kill me already." 😫

[TO BE CONTINUED…]