"Walid" The Supreme Idiot

Narration: -The Golden Calamity

There was an old saying among the cultivators of the world—

"Fortune and misfortune are two sides of the same coin."

The Jade Blossom Sect was now learning this lesson firsthand.

Their newest member, a fool whose luck defied all logic, was both a blessing and a nightmare.

One day had passed since Mistress Xue's decree that Walid was to be protected at all costs.

In that single day—

A hidden spirit herb grew directly under his feet. A lost ancient technique appeared in his laundry basket. A legendary-grade sword somehow got stuck in his pillow.

👤 "Mistress, this is a miracle!"

👤 "No, this is a disaster waiting to happen…"

The entire sect was now in constant anxiety.

Would he accidentally summon a divine beast next?

Would he trip and open a path to immortality?

Would he find a secret realm in his soup again?!

👤 "We need to control him! If this continues, the world will be thrown into chaos!"

Mistress Xue could only sigh, rubbing her temples.

"How do you control a walking calamity?" The 'Precious' Idiot's Daily Struggles

Meanwhile, Walid was suffering.

Everywhere he went, eyes followed him.

Disciples, elders, even the sect leader herself—they were all watching him like hungry beasts waiting for him to trip over another miracle.

🔊 [SYSTEM: GOOD MORNING, HOST! READY TO DISCOVER MORE LEGENDARY TREASURES?! 😆]

"NO. I'M READY TO JUMP OFF A CLIFF." 😫

🔊 [SYSTEM: DON'T WORRY! YOU'D PROBABLY SURVIVE AND FIND A SECRET HEIRLOOM ON THE WAY DOWN! 🤣]

"THAT'S THE PROBLEM!" 😭

For the first time in his life, Walid hated being lucky.

It was worse than a curse.

No peace. No freedom. No normal life.

And worse—

👤 "Senior Walid, do you need help walking? Maybe you'll trip and find a hidden artifact again?"

👤 "Senior Walid, would you like a bath? Maybe a divine spring will appear in the water?"

👤 "Senior Walid, should we hold your hand while you eat? Just in case another treasure appears?"

Walid stared at them in horror.

They weren't just teasing him—they were completely serious.

He was no longer a person.

He was a golden goose.

The Sect's Next Big Decision

That evening, the sect elders gathered again.

The debate was fierce.

👤 "We should send him to secluded training!"

👤 "No, if we isolate him, we might lose track of the treasures!"

👤 "Then we should assign an official guardian to watch over him at all times!"

Mistress Xue remained silent, deep in thought.

She could see the problem clearly—

Walid was too valuable, but also too unpredictable.

They couldn't risk sending him away.

They couldn't risk losing control.

And they definitely couldn't risk him being stolen by another sect.

Finally, she made her decision.

She stood up, her voice calm yet absolute.

"From this day forward, Walid will be given a personal caretaker. One of our most talented disciples will be assigned to watch over him."

The elders nodded, accepting the decision.

But who would be chosen?

Someone strong. Someone patient. Someone who wouldn't lose their mind after dealing with Walid's stupidity for too long.

All eyes turned to a single figure.

👤 "…No."

👤 "Yes."

👤 "…I refuse."

👤 "You are the only one who can do it."

She had been chosen.

Epilogue: The Fool's New Fate

The next morning, Walid stretched lazily, hoping for just one normal day.

That hope was instantly shattered when the door to his room slammed open.

👤 "Get up, fool."

A beautiful woman in a white and blue sect robe stood before him, arms crossed, her cold eyes filled with resentment.

She was Liu Qingyan, the top disciple of the Jade Blossom Sect.

The strongest. The smartest. The most feared among her peers.

And now, his new babysitter.

Walid's eyes widened in horror.

"Wait… what's happening?" 😨

🔊 [SYSTEM: CONGRATULATIONS, HOST! YOU NOW HAVE A PERSONAL SUPERVISOR! 🤩]

"NO! THIS IS WORSE THAN DEATH!" 😭

🔊 [SYSTEM: TOO BAD! ENJOY YOUR NEW LIFE! 😆]

Walid collapsed onto the floor, screaming internally.

His freedom was officially over.

His suffering had just begun.

[TO BE CONTINUED…]