Waking Up As An Agent of S.H.I.E.L.D (Marvel)(MCU)

Chapter 5: Chapter 3 - Cheating at Work



"A simple reminder, high calorie foods you intake will be converted into pure biological energy for the systems use while leaving enough for your day to day life, which would be helpful in enhancing your brain for further evolution and accessing more of the downloaded information."

Ajentt was surprised that Cortana can do that to him and the possible future to become a super genius on par or greater than Tony Stark or Samuel Sterns, "Can't really do that for now with no money on hand, maybe once I get more money."

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Arriving into the office, he made his way towards his desk. What greets him is a total mess, "What kind of slob was I? So much paperwork on my desk and garbage to clean up, I guess this would be how it's like if you hate your job."

With no other choice, he sits down and begins his work, so he could give it to the department head Janis, or else she would come right to him with her fat jiggly chin and annoy him by clicking her stapler right on his face as a warning to finish his work.

Seeing the amount of work needed to be done and just looking at the data and reports that he has to look into, only made Ajentt Dizzy. "Hey Cortana, can you help me out with this? I really can't be bothered to do all this, it's just too much! Besides, financial reports are a pain with all these numbers." 

Although Ajentt has memories of the original owner, it doesn't make the job any easier to understand and go through.

"Will do, you simply need to look at all the files and reports for me to compile all the data and create a report for you, then simply press your finger on a data port on your computer for me to send a bioelectric signal to upload the report files on your computer." 

Cortana's words got Ajentt ecstatic to breeze through his work without any hardships on his part, Cortana maybe someone useless in an Overpowered sense, but this truly gives him a sugar rush on how useful she can actually be, like being given a power of Eidetic memory somewhat though not really his but still the same.

He gave it his all and just skim through file after file for Cortana to scan through and compile a financial report on, soon finishing in just a couple of minutes.

"All data has been recorded and compiled, the financial report is made, my stupid master."

Ajentt just scoffs at the sudden Sass that Cortana gaved him, looking around him and making sure there are no cameras or eyes looking his way, he pressed his finger on the computer's USB port and sure enough, a tingling sensation was felt at the tip before a new file popped up on his desktop.

Clicking on the new file, he briefly reviews the content and nods in approval, she may be sassy but she did a good job.

Since there was no more work to do for the day, he simply looked at his messy desk.

"Hey Ajentt" A buxom woman passed by him with a greeting. Her name was Nicole, they simply greeted each other whenever they met, though sometimes he caught her looking at him a little too much. As she walks away, he can't help but look at her as well as she sways her hips and the bounce of her long natural blond hair, he suspects she is doing this on purpose to get his attention.

"Sup dude, you're here early." Barry came over to greet him, "That Nicole sure looks sexy whenever I see her, doesn't she?" Barry just casually commented.

Ajentt just looks at him and snorts before just ignoring him to get back on the task at hand. Barry just eye twitched at the reply and left him alone.

Now with no distractions, he focused on what needs to be done, of course the report will be printed and binded later to ensure he wasn't doing too good of a job and be abused later for his new found efficiency by the bosses, No, It's time to clean up his work spot and get rid of all this mess and junk.

While starting to clean, his heart rate increased as a surge of adrenaline pulsated through his body, giving him an energy boost to speed up his work of cleaning. 

"Your heart rate is over 100 beats per minute, with adrenaline surging through your system. Normally such a situation would leave a normal person with a heart attack but it is a necessity for a top assassin during high intensity situations." Cortana briefly told Ajentt about his status. 

The old Ajentt would need a drug or pill to attain such a condition when needed but he has a system, and he wants to be able to get used to using such an ability when he ever needed to.

Breathing a sigh of relief as he relaxes his body from all the adrenaline rush, in a matter of minutes which would have taken hours of work, his desk looks tidy which left him nothing to do. 

Knowing that the dirty work was done, he went and took care of the trash and cleaned himself with utmost leisure to waste as much time as he could before finishing the report.

Heading back to his desk now clean and spotless.

"Hey Ajentt" looking to his side, he sees Nicole again and this time he took the initiative and greeted her back, "Hi Nicole, do you have some time for a chat?"

Nicole just stops in front of him and notices how different he seems to be.

Putting her hands under her bosom and accentuating it. "Your desk looks clean for once, and your aura feels more refreshing for some reason, sure I got some time to talk, so tell me, did something happen to you lately?"

Looking right at her eyes and avoiding looking lower, he replies, "Nothing much I'm just feeling like a new man is all. 

Say, after all this time, I still don't have your number, mind giving it to me?" Ajentt smiles as he takes out his phone and gives it to her.

Amused by his new found boldness she complies, "Sure, I'll be expecting you to contact me if there is anything you need." Nicole just says with a hint of seduction as she begun to walk away, not forgetting to show her swaying assets to him.

Feeling that he wasted enough time, he finishes his work and heads toward the department heads office.

'Knock knock knock'

He heard some rustling inside the room, 'she must be hiding away all those sweets she's gorging herself on again, no wonder she is so fat.'

"Come in." a voice came from inside, heading in he says, "Miss Janis, the financial settlement reports are done." Ajentt gives it to her directly with two hands.

Skimming through the report, "Well, not bad, good work. I'll think about your work assessment report next week." Janis just casually says as her jugular jiggles everytime she speaks.

"Thank you very much, I'll be heading back to work now then." Done dealing with Janis he continued on his desk, not knowing whether the brotherhood would come to him or not for any special assignments that could rake him in with tons of cash, he needed this job to sustain him. 

Reaching his desk, he looked at the new pile of work he had to do but this time with no urgency.

"Sup dude, you really do feel different than before." Barry came to talk to him again and not minding the earlier scoff.

Ajentt just looked at him intrigued, "What's so different?" With his natural charm but lack of actual effort, Barry has some jealousy in how easily he could get a girl.

"Might be because of how clean your desk is now." Barry just gazes over Ajentt and does not elaborate further.

Ignoring the scumbag, he just continues on with his work.

Having Cortana help him, the work was done quite easily and headache free, a total cheat for such a workplace like having free labor and raking in all the benefits to himself. Cortana is truly efficient and accurate with her work, and all he needed to do was just look at the papers and poke his finger into the Computer, everything else was done by Cortana.

"Sup dude, it's Noon already, wanna go grab lunch?" Barry came over again to remind him, of course with the new Ajentt now taking over and the knowledge of what Barry had been doing, there is no way he would do anything with Barry anymore. "No, you go ahead, I still have lots of things to take care of."


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