Villain: Madam, would you like to dine with me tonight?
Chapter 215 Can I kiss you?
Ding Yuanshan (Grandpa Cao Bin), Lu Zheng (Grandpa Lu Chaoge).
In addition to the two old men, there was also Lu Chaoge who was gloating about his misfortune.
The girl is wearing a red jacket with hot and voluptuous lining.
Wearing snow boots and yoga pants, she looks slim and rosy.
She is a little crazy, exposing her navel in such a cold weather!
Lu Chaoge looked at Cao Bin jokingly next to his grandfather, with a teasing expression that said you are dead.
Ding Yuechun and Cao Song quickly stood up.
"Dad, Uncle Lu~"
"Yuechun Xiaocao is back~"
Lu Zheng responded with a smile.
They are two old men with short crew cuts and good spirits.
Ding Yuanshan glanced at his daughter and son-in-law, snorted and ignored him. He turned sideways and stared at his little grandson and said angrily: "You little bastard, you're mute and you still don't recognize me?"
Cao Bin said.
"Grandpa~"
"Humph~"
"Grandpa~"
Cao Ren felt relieved, Su Su and the other three spoke at the same time.
"Hmm~"
Ding Yuanshan nodded, his expression and tone softened a lot.
The boss is a hawk with a hawkish style, and the old scalper is domineering.
In the Ding family, no one dared to speak loudly where the old man was.
Except of course Cao Bin.
After all, he is the master who has dared to point at the old man's nose to make up his old turtle since he was a child.
"I said, Mr. Lu, if you don't stay at home during this Chinese New Year, why would you come to my house to join in the fun?"
"Hey! You Cao Bin, I didn't even bother to arrange my affairs behind my back, but you complained first?"
"You're a toad wearing glasses, why are you pretending to be a director!" Ding Yuanshan also scolded angrily.
The sentence 'my home' made the old man happy, but he still cursed: "This is your home, little bastard."
"Then I'll go?"
"..."
The old scalper instantly lost his temper.
He wanted his grandson to answer in the affirmative, but it was a pity that Cao Bin would not accept the hard way?
Everyone's tendency to tell the truth is counterproductive.
"Mom, Dad, brother, it seems we are in the wrong place. They don't treat us as family here. Let's go. It's better to go by ourselves than to be told to get lost later~"
"you--!"
Ding Yuanshan glared angrily: "You little bastard, you are so weird and arrogant. Who do you think I can't understand what you say? You look like a bastard, I don't know who you look like!"
"Yes, who does it look like? They say that only the sons of mice can dig holes. Do you think whose blood is flowing in my body? Grandpa!"
"I……"
Shooting himself in the foot, Ding Yuanshan blew his beard and glared, his face so angry that he almost cursed her on the spot.
In the past, I'm afraid he would have been kicked out with sticks and sticks.
But today.
He held back.
Because he knew that his grandson also had a bad temper.
Telling him to get out is really the kind of thing that won't come back after more than ten years.
I always wanted to vent my anger, so I held it in for a long time and roared towards the kitchen: "Mother, is the food ready? I'm going to starve to death!"
"Old man, what did you say? The voice was too soft and I didn't hear it clearly. Say it again?" Grandma appeared from the kitchen with a 'kind' face (a smile hiding a knife).
Then everyone saw a magical scene.
The little old man turned around 180 degrees and smiled in a fancy way: "No...it's nothing. I mean it's too hard for you to work alone. Don't be in a hurry. We can have lunch later."
She turned around and scolded Cao Bin's parents angrily: "Yuechun, what are you still doing? Why don't you go to the kitchen and help your mother!"
"Cao Song, you haven't seen the guests yet? Why do you still want the guests to serve you? Go make tea quickly!"
"Hey, I'm going to go to Dad right away."
The old man was so stubborn even when he surrendered, and tried to persuade him to stay in disguise, the old lady rolled her eyes.
But he didn't ruin the situation, and said to his grandson in a gentle voice: "Ah Mao, go back and ask your sister and aunt to come out to help!"
"Okay grandma~"
Cao Bin wouldn't be able to make any further progress by borrowing a donkey from the slope.
As guests, Lu Zheng and Lu Chaoge were amazed. While shocked, they also felt a touch of warmth from this strange family atmosphere.
Lu Zheng thought to himself that the relationship between scalpers and his daughter and son-in-law should be broken from now on.
backyard.
"Honey, help me tell my mother that I won't have lunch. While the old man is not here at noon, I will go to the river to relax!"
"Ding Wencong, do you have a brain blister? Are you still thinking of running out during the Chinese New Year?"
"Honey, you also know that I am basically in the army all year round. I only have a few days off. After a long time, the old man is not at home, so just let me go!"
From far away, I heard the sound coming from the backyard room.
Brother-in-law Ding Wencong is two years younger than his mother Ding Yuechun. He is a civilian in the army and his rank is one star less than his uncle Ding Xiaotian.
My aunt Zhao Huiwen is also a Sichuan and Chongqing girl. The old man in the family and Ding Yuanshan are old comrades-in-arms.
The two are considered a perfect match for a free love union.
"Fishing, fishing, fishing every day!"
"Honey, have you forgotten? I caught that big cockroach yesterday! It weighed more than ten kilograms~"
"The labor and management are giving you a shit! The difference in this family is not more than ten pounds, but the difference is your ten centimeters! After finally returning home, you didn't turn in the homework that was due, and you didn't turn up where you should. You know how to curl your lips all day long. If you go out during the Chinese New Year, will you ever go out with Qiaozui in the future?"
Cao Bin: "..."
I accidentally heard my brother-in-law's secret, and I felt embarrassed.
"Cough cough~"
"Who's out there!"
"Brother-in-law, little aunt~"
Cao Bin leaned against the door frame and said hello casually.
The couple immediately smiled.
"Aha!? When did your kid arrive!"
"It's been a while, little aunt, grandma asked you to help."
"And your brother-in-law, Mr. Lu is here, and grandpa asked you to accompany him~"
"What? The old man is back?"
Ding Wencong suddenly withered.
Aunt Zhao Huiwen said: "Okay, if you want to go fishing, go ahead and I won't stop you, lest people keep saying that I am overbearing and bullying you at home."
Ding Wenchong: "..."
The old man is back, so how can I dare to go out during the Chinese New Year?
My aunt is so determined that my uncle doesn't dare to go.
Cao Bin was angry.
What my uncle said is so right: marry a woman from Sichuan and Chongqing and enjoy a happy life.
The couple went to the front room together.
Just as Cao Bin was about to leave, he saw a pretty figure sneaking around at the back door.
He followed.
"Mengyan, can I kiss you?"
"no!"
Cao Bin: "..."
Ding Mengyan.
The second uncle's daughter, Cao Bin's cousin, is 19 years old and in her first year of college.
The eldest uncle and the second uncle each had only one daughter, so grandpa had the idea to adopt his eldest brother Cao Ren to the Ding family.
The back door was ajar, Ding Mengyan was inside and her boyfriend was outside.
The cousin blocked the door to prevent the other party from entering.
"Humans first began to engage in the act of kissing because men and women in ancient times did not trust each other and suspected each other of stealing food while they were away."
"So I don't like people to kiss me, otherwise I will feel that you don't trust me!"
"Don't trust you?" Cao Bin couldn't help it: "What? Ding Mengyan, are you still protecting the food?"
"Ah! You, you, you! Why is it you!"
Snapped!
A loud bang made my sister scream: "What are you! Brother, you don't know how to scream, right?"
"Hey~ When you are older, you have to call me brother. Then I have longer legs than you. I don't see you calling me sister!"
"..."
My brother-in-law's family is very happy, and my cousin Ding Mengyan is also a unique flower in the Ding family.
Cao Bin didn't care about her: "Your little boyfriend?"
Glancing at the crack in the door, he saw that the person was so frightened that he ran away.
"You look good, but you're a bad person and don't have much responsibility. In this situation, you were left alone to run away. If something happens to the two of you in the future, I'm afraid you will have to bear it alone."
"Don't talk nonsense, I'm not your boyfriend, I'm just my best friend."
"My best friend asks you for a kiss?"
"I said you are not a country person!"
Ding Mengyan scorned: "What's wrong with a girl kissing her best friend?"
"Many people even sleep with their male girlfriends!"
For girls, best friends are used to regulate emotions, and boyfriends are used to regulate endocrine.
So when your girlfriend has a male best friend, you have lost the value of your existence.
After all, he really has it, and she really has it.
"So you slept with me too?"
"Who are you insulting? This girl is so clean that she can escape the mud and remain unsullied. She still has her first kiss!"
"What you said better be true, otherwise I'll tell your mother what happened today."
"(??へ??╬)"
"Okay, grandpa wants you to help grandma in the kitchen!"
"Why don't you go! Grandpa didn't call you?"
"I shouted, I don't want to go. Do you dare to imitate me and not go?"
"..."
The little cousin gritted her teeth and pointed at Cao Bin, turned around and went straight to the front hall without delaying for a moment.
In the Ding family, only two people dared to confront the old man.
One is the old lady and the other is Cao Bin.
For the rest, the old man’s word is the imperial edict.
"My sister has a heart-to-heart with you, and you are playing tricks with your sister. You are really nothing."
A familiar voice came, and Cao Bin turned around and saw the long-legged Lu Chaoge.
A master once said that you must be polite when looking at a girl. Look at her eyes first. If she is not looking at you, you can look at her legs.
Cao Bin disagreed.
What's the point of sneaking around?
If you want to see it, see it openly.
Not only the legs, but as long as the other person is not naked, you can look at them wherever you want.
Look confidently.
But what you have to remember is that taking one look is literacy, and looking twice is appreciation.
If you keep staring at others, you will become a gangster.
Just like Cao Bin now.
"Does it look good?" Lu Chaoge didn't mind Cao Bin staring at her at all.
He even took the initiative to pull down the collar of his red coat.
"It's not bad. Among the girls I know, your figure is indeed outstanding."
"Besides, you have characteristics that even those girls can't match!"
"I never thought you would still be blind. Tell me, how am I better than them?"
Yarou happily waited for Cao Bin to praise herself, but she never expected that this guy would blurt out: "Compared with them, you are the most manly~"
"..."
As a soldier, "man" is a compliment, and her comrades will be very happy if they praise her like this.
But as a woman, being evaluated like this by someone you like, who is it insulting!
Lu Chaoge's face turned frosty and he turned around and left.
asshole!
"Are you angry? I'm praising you!" Cao Bin chased after him.
"roll!"
Chaoge didn't even look back.
But after taking a few steps, she suddenly stopped as if she remembered something.
"By the way, there is something that I think you will be interested in. On the fifth day of the first lunar month, Su Wan from the Su family is getting engaged to someone else~"
"..."
The smile on Cao Bin's face froze instantly.
In addition to the two old men, there was also Lu Chaoge who was gloating about his misfortune.
The girl is wearing a red jacket with hot and voluptuous lining.
Wearing snow boots and yoga pants, she looks slim and rosy.
She is a little crazy, exposing her navel in such a cold weather!
Lu Chaoge looked at Cao Bin jokingly next to his grandfather, with a teasing expression that said you are dead.
Ding Yuechun and Cao Song quickly stood up.
"Dad, Uncle Lu~"
"Yuechun Xiaocao is back~"
Lu Zheng responded with a smile.
They are two old men with short crew cuts and good spirits.
Ding Yuanshan glanced at his daughter and son-in-law, snorted and ignored him. He turned sideways and stared at his little grandson and said angrily: "You little bastard, you're mute and you still don't recognize me?"
Cao Bin said.
"Grandpa~"
"Humph~"
"Grandpa~"
Cao Ren felt relieved, Su Su and the other three spoke at the same time.
"Hmm~"
Ding Yuanshan nodded, his expression and tone softened a lot.
The boss is a hawk with a hawkish style, and the old scalper is domineering.
In the Ding family, no one dared to speak loudly where the old man was.
Except of course Cao Bin.
After all, he is the master who has dared to point at the old man's nose to make up his old turtle since he was a child.
"I said, Mr. Lu, if you don't stay at home during this Chinese New Year, why would you come to my house to join in the fun?"
"Hey! You Cao Bin, I didn't even bother to arrange my affairs behind my back, but you complained first?"
"You're a toad wearing glasses, why are you pretending to be a director!" Ding Yuanshan also scolded angrily.
The sentence 'my home' made the old man happy, but he still cursed: "This is your home, little bastard."
"Then I'll go?"
"..."
The old scalper instantly lost his temper.
He wanted his grandson to answer in the affirmative, but it was a pity that Cao Bin would not accept the hard way?
Everyone's tendency to tell the truth is counterproductive.
"Mom, Dad, brother, it seems we are in the wrong place. They don't treat us as family here. Let's go. It's better to go by ourselves than to be told to get lost later~"
"you--!"
Ding Yuanshan glared angrily: "You little bastard, you are so weird and arrogant. Who do you think I can't understand what you say? You look like a bastard, I don't know who you look like!"
"Yes, who does it look like? They say that only the sons of mice can dig holes. Do you think whose blood is flowing in my body? Grandpa!"
"I……"
Shooting himself in the foot, Ding Yuanshan blew his beard and glared, his face so angry that he almost cursed her on the spot.
In the past, I'm afraid he would have been kicked out with sticks and sticks.
But today.
He held back.
Because he knew that his grandson also had a bad temper.
Telling him to get out is really the kind of thing that won't come back after more than ten years.
I always wanted to vent my anger, so I held it in for a long time and roared towards the kitchen: "Mother, is the food ready? I'm going to starve to death!"
"Old man, what did you say? The voice was too soft and I didn't hear it clearly. Say it again?" Grandma appeared from the kitchen with a 'kind' face (a smile hiding a knife).
Then everyone saw a magical scene.
The little old man turned around 180 degrees and smiled in a fancy way: "No...it's nothing. I mean it's too hard for you to work alone. Don't be in a hurry. We can have lunch later."
She turned around and scolded Cao Bin's parents angrily: "Yuechun, what are you still doing? Why don't you go to the kitchen and help your mother!"
"Cao Song, you haven't seen the guests yet? Why do you still want the guests to serve you? Go make tea quickly!"
"Hey, I'm going to go to Dad right away."
The old man was so stubborn even when he surrendered, and tried to persuade him to stay in disguise, the old lady rolled her eyes.
But he didn't ruin the situation, and said to his grandson in a gentle voice: "Ah Mao, go back and ask your sister and aunt to come out to help!"
"Okay grandma~"
Cao Bin wouldn't be able to make any further progress by borrowing a donkey from the slope.
As guests, Lu Zheng and Lu Chaoge were amazed. While shocked, they also felt a touch of warmth from this strange family atmosphere.
Lu Zheng thought to himself that the relationship between scalpers and his daughter and son-in-law should be broken from now on.
backyard.
"Honey, help me tell my mother that I won't have lunch. While the old man is not here at noon, I will go to the river to relax!"
"Ding Wencong, do you have a brain blister? Are you still thinking of running out during the Chinese New Year?"
"Honey, you also know that I am basically in the army all year round. I only have a few days off. After a long time, the old man is not at home, so just let me go!"
From far away, I heard the sound coming from the backyard room.
Brother-in-law Ding Wencong is two years younger than his mother Ding Yuechun. He is a civilian in the army and his rank is one star less than his uncle Ding Xiaotian.
My aunt Zhao Huiwen is also a Sichuan and Chongqing girl. The old man in the family and Ding Yuanshan are old comrades-in-arms.
The two are considered a perfect match for a free love union.
"Fishing, fishing, fishing every day!"
"Honey, have you forgotten? I caught that big cockroach yesterday! It weighed more than ten kilograms~"
"The labor and management are giving you a shit! The difference in this family is not more than ten pounds, but the difference is your ten centimeters! After finally returning home, you didn't turn in the homework that was due, and you didn't turn up where you should. You know how to curl your lips all day long. If you go out during the Chinese New Year, will you ever go out with Qiaozui in the future?"
Cao Bin: "..."
I accidentally heard my brother-in-law's secret, and I felt embarrassed.
"Cough cough~"
"Who's out there!"
"Brother-in-law, little aunt~"
Cao Bin leaned against the door frame and said hello casually.
The couple immediately smiled.
"Aha!? When did your kid arrive!"
"It's been a while, little aunt, grandma asked you to help."
"And your brother-in-law, Mr. Lu is here, and grandpa asked you to accompany him~"
"What? The old man is back?"
Ding Wencong suddenly withered.
Aunt Zhao Huiwen said: "Okay, if you want to go fishing, go ahead and I won't stop you, lest people keep saying that I am overbearing and bullying you at home."
Ding Wenchong: "..."
The old man is back, so how can I dare to go out during the Chinese New Year?
My aunt is so determined that my uncle doesn't dare to go.
Cao Bin was angry.
What my uncle said is so right: marry a woman from Sichuan and Chongqing and enjoy a happy life.
The couple went to the front room together.
Just as Cao Bin was about to leave, he saw a pretty figure sneaking around at the back door.
He followed.
"Mengyan, can I kiss you?"
"no!"
Cao Bin: "..."
Ding Mengyan.
The second uncle's daughter, Cao Bin's cousin, is 19 years old and in her first year of college.
The eldest uncle and the second uncle each had only one daughter, so grandpa had the idea to adopt his eldest brother Cao Ren to the Ding family.
The back door was ajar, Ding Mengyan was inside and her boyfriend was outside.
The cousin blocked the door to prevent the other party from entering.
"Humans first began to engage in the act of kissing because men and women in ancient times did not trust each other and suspected each other of stealing food while they were away."
"So I don't like people to kiss me, otherwise I will feel that you don't trust me!"
"Don't trust you?" Cao Bin couldn't help it: "What? Ding Mengyan, are you still protecting the food?"
"Ah! You, you, you! Why is it you!"
Snapped!
A loud bang made my sister scream: "What are you! Brother, you don't know how to scream, right?"
"Hey~ When you are older, you have to call me brother. Then I have longer legs than you. I don't see you calling me sister!"
"..."
My brother-in-law's family is very happy, and my cousin Ding Mengyan is also a unique flower in the Ding family.
Cao Bin didn't care about her: "Your little boyfriend?"
Glancing at the crack in the door, he saw that the person was so frightened that he ran away.
"You look good, but you're a bad person and don't have much responsibility. In this situation, you were left alone to run away. If something happens to the two of you in the future, I'm afraid you will have to bear it alone."
"Don't talk nonsense, I'm not your boyfriend, I'm just my best friend."
"My best friend asks you for a kiss?"
"I said you are not a country person!"
Ding Mengyan scorned: "What's wrong with a girl kissing her best friend?"
"Many people even sleep with their male girlfriends!"
For girls, best friends are used to regulate emotions, and boyfriends are used to regulate endocrine.
So when your girlfriend has a male best friend, you have lost the value of your existence.
After all, he really has it, and she really has it.
"So you slept with me too?"
"Who are you insulting? This girl is so clean that she can escape the mud and remain unsullied. She still has her first kiss!"
"What you said better be true, otherwise I'll tell your mother what happened today."
"(??へ??╬)"
"Okay, grandpa wants you to help grandma in the kitchen!"
"Why don't you go! Grandpa didn't call you?"
"I shouted, I don't want to go. Do you dare to imitate me and not go?"
"..."
The little cousin gritted her teeth and pointed at Cao Bin, turned around and went straight to the front hall without delaying for a moment.
In the Ding family, only two people dared to confront the old man.
One is the old lady and the other is Cao Bin.
For the rest, the old man’s word is the imperial edict.
"My sister has a heart-to-heart with you, and you are playing tricks with your sister. You are really nothing."
A familiar voice came, and Cao Bin turned around and saw the long-legged Lu Chaoge.
A master once said that you must be polite when looking at a girl. Look at her eyes first. If she is not looking at you, you can look at her legs.
Cao Bin disagreed.
What's the point of sneaking around?
If you want to see it, see it openly.
Not only the legs, but as long as the other person is not naked, you can look at them wherever you want.
Look confidently.
But what you have to remember is that taking one look is literacy, and looking twice is appreciation.
If you keep staring at others, you will become a gangster.
Just like Cao Bin now.
"Does it look good?" Lu Chaoge didn't mind Cao Bin staring at her at all.
He even took the initiative to pull down the collar of his red coat.
"It's not bad. Among the girls I know, your figure is indeed outstanding."
"Besides, you have characteristics that even those girls can't match!"
"I never thought you would still be blind. Tell me, how am I better than them?"
Yarou happily waited for Cao Bin to praise herself, but she never expected that this guy would blurt out: "Compared with them, you are the most manly~"
"..."
As a soldier, "man" is a compliment, and her comrades will be very happy if they praise her like this.
But as a woman, being evaluated like this by someone you like, who is it insulting!
Lu Chaoge's face turned frosty and he turned around and left.
asshole!
"Are you angry? I'm praising you!" Cao Bin chased after him.
"roll!"
Chaoge didn't even look back.
But after taking a few steps, she suddenly stopped as if she remembered something.
"By the way, there is something that I think you will be interested in. On the fifth day of the first lunar month, Su Wan from the Su family is getting engaged to someone else~"
"..."
The smile on Cao Bin's face froze instantly.
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