Villain: Madam, would you like to dine with me tonight?

The next day, the funeral of Grandma Liu's son began.

Xi Ning and Cao Bin attended the work on behalf of the Zhou family.

As the saying goes: Good things go uninvited, white things come uninvited!

Village people.

Your chickens can't eat my food, but I will definitely contribute to your family's big problems.

Xi Ning was assigned to make tea, while Cao Bin had a job setting off cannons.

"You put this on~"

Worried about getting her clothes dirty, Xi Ning brought Cao Bin an apron from home.

"You help me put it on." Cao Bin said.

"???"

"Hurry up, classmate Zhou Xining, help me pass it~"

"Then lower your head, you are too high and I can't reach you!"

Xi Ning stomped her feet shyly.

There were many people around, many of them looking at them.

Xi Ning knew that Cao Bin did it on purpose. Although she was shy, she still felt sweet in her heart.

"Okay, lower your head~" Cao Bin smiled evilly.

The women around him liked it when he raised his head and wanted to take advantage of him, but Xi Ning was the first to ask him to lower his head.

"Why are you running? The pockets of my jeans are too tight. Hold the phone for me."

"Oh~"

Unable to stand the curious eyes of the people around her, Xi Ning, who helped Cao Bin tie her apron, blushed like the morning sun, ran away with her cell phone and went to the tea table.

"The young man who set off the cannons is very unfamiliar. Whose family does he belong to?"

"She's from the city. I heard she's from the Magic City. The girl just now is Xi Ning, the granddaughter of Zhou Yao, and that girl is Xi Ning's boyfriend."

"It turns out it's her. The young man looks decent and decent, so he matches Xi Ning very well."

"No, when I was washing the dishes just now, I teased that girl Xi Ning that she found a good boyfriend and could enjoy happiness in the future."

"That girl has a hard life and is sensible. It makes me feel sad just looking at her. It's time for God to treat her well."

There are rules for setting off cannons, they are not to be set off casually.

Cao Bin, who was fine for the time being, was bored and listened to six directions.

He thought to himself that the gossipy old ladies from the "Military Intelligence Service" in the village were quite discerning.

Unexpectedly, a cold snort suddenly came from the side.

"It's too early to say this now. Being good-looking is useless. Having no money is not enough to lead a miserable life."

"Besides, this man's good looks are also a curse. Look at the son-in-law named Liu at the head of the village. Who didn't agree with him at first? But later on, if he didn't get married to the widow and was dyed with flowers, maybe this one in the Zhou family would be worse than that one! "

"..."

Cao Bin, who was immersed in the praises of his grandmother and aunts, looked out.

She is an aunt with a sharp mouth and monkey cheeks.

Less than sixty, she looks 'enchanting'.

Wavy hair, thigh-high boots and fishnet stockings, and lipstick on her mouth like she just drank blood.

The flat face was covered with thick putty and smelled of low-quality perfume, giving off the aura of an elderly street girl.

She thinks she is very sassy and beautiful, but in fact she is unsightly.

I don’t know why, but every village seems to have such weird things.

The aunts and grandmothers obviously didn't want to talk to her.

They just nodded and exchanged greetings as if they were meeting before changing the subject.

"It's a pity for Liu Ao's (grandma's) son. Last night, I saw that the friends who came to see him off not only had fire fighters, but also had a long list of people who drove rice dumpling trucks. If nothing happened, he would have done well in the future."

"Yes, the car was big, black and majestic. It couldn't be called by its name at the time, but when you tell me, the car's logo really looked like a rice dumpling. It seemed like they were all rich friends he met when he was a firefighter."

Zongzi cart?

Probably Maybach.

"The rice dumpling car is nothing! My grandson-in-law's car is the best, and it costs millions!"

"When you came back to visit me during the National Day, you parked on the ground of my house. Didn't you see it?"

Auntie started acting like a monster again.

Some people are like this. Even though the conversation has already passed and everyone is not in a good mood, she still has to go back and say goodbye.

"That boyfriend of the Zhou family, the one who set off the cannons. I heard he came by car?"

"Oh, it's just like that if you don't even have a car, but I think that girl Xi Ning can only be qualified for this kind of unpromising woman. The women of the Zhou family are all weak. If the best man marries a woman from her family, she will be killed. What a shame.”

What a disrespectful piece of shit.

Is this what you call human language?

When Cao Bin heard this, his anger boiled up, and he was about to explode. The group of aunts and grandmothers could no longer listen and took the lead in scolding him.

"That's too much, Sister Chen!"

"Don't say it so harshly. The Zhou family is a martyred family of first-class heroes. If you talk like this, aren't you afraid that the government will get you into trouble?"

"Who are you trying to scare? If a son dies, he will become a martyr. Who doesn't have a few sons?"

"..."

Knowing that her words were not sensible, the bitch cursed and walked away.

"Does this person have any grudge against Zhou Ao Xi Ning's family?" A visitor from another village came to have a meal and asked curiously.

"What kind of hatred? Chen is just jealous and petty."

"She and Xi Ning's grandma Zhou Ao'an were still cousins. They used to have a good relationship, but then Zhou Ao'an married a good man and she married a bastard and the two of them drifted apart."

"Zhou Ao's husband was a model worker in the city when he was still alive, his son was a first-class hero and martyr in the army, his granddaughter Xi Ning was sensible since she was a child, and now she is a top student in Shanghai, the capital of Shanghai, and a good daughter known to all over the country."

"If you look at the man surnamed Chen, the man has become a gambler and drunkard, his son is a prostitute in the town, and his granddaughter is no match for Xi Ning. Everyone says that she is sitting on the sidelines in the city. Although there is no factual basis for this, it seems The girl surnamed Chen is dressed like a slut and knows that there is no basis for her lies. That was what her good granddaughter taught her."

"If that person didn't say that his grandson-in-law drives a million-dollar luxury car, then is he just sitting on the stage and getting rich?"

"What kind of luxury car? Do you believe what she says? That mouth is like a hemp rope attached to the back of a chicken's butt - specializing in pulling out eggs! A broken Xtep is so popular that it's like a rice dumpling car."

"Xtep?"

"Yes, it is exactly the same as the logo of the clothes and shoes brand my daughter-in-law wears. They are both a cross. What kind of good car can you make with these clothes and shoes!"

"Look, look!"

The aunt pointed at a Xiaopeng P7 that was driving not far away and said excitedly: "It's just that kind of car, it's not as new as this one!"

Cao Bin almost burst out laughing on the spot.

God is so special!

If Xiaopeng's legal department hears what you say, it will send a lawyer's letter overnight.

"Let go! This is my phone!"

The sound on the tea table was harsh, and after a while, someone actually had a conflict with Xi Ning.

That person is still the old 'street girl' who just slandered Xi Ning's family.

The aunt grabbed Cao Bin's cell phone and yelled at Xi Ning arrogantly: "The book has been read into the dog's belly? Robbing the elders is as shameless as your grandma!"

"This is not your phone! It's--it's mine!"

Just now I needed a few cups of freshly brewed hot tea.

Xi Ning, who rushed back, put her phone on the table subconsciously in a hurry.

It was within sight, but unexpectedly, the aunt who came to serve tea suddenly reached out and took the phone away and said that the phone belonged to her.

Xi Ning's face turned red, angry and embarrassed.

She has an introverted temperament, and her worst thing is arguing with others.

"You said this is your mobile phone, then if you call it, will it answer?"

The aunt has a bad attitude and is hysterical, completely lacking the dignity of an elder.

Cao Bin's face darkened and he stepped forward and blurted out: "Xiaoyi Xiaoyi~"

The sweet voice of the intelligent voice Xiaoyi immediately came out from the mobile phone: "Hey~! I'm here~"

Cao Bin: "Tell everyone loudly, whose phone you are?"

Xiaoyi: "Do you need to say this? Of course I am your mobile phone."

Cao Bin looked at the aunt teasingly: "Are you still barking? Why don't you call it too and see if it answers?"

It happened to be a break in the Chinese-style dojo music, and at that moment, the entire mourning shed was completely silent.