Villain: Madam, would you like to dine with me tonight?

"Oh my God!"

Sang Yu's classmates covered their faces and couldn't bear to look at him.

If she sobers up tomorrow, she will explode on the spot, right?

One of the considerate girls silently took out her mobile phone and started video recording...

Cao Bin tried his best to hold down Sang Yu, who looked like an emotional little cat.

"How much did she drink? I remember she told me that she was an average drinker."

"A normal drinker?"

Several female classmates looked at each other with strange eyes.

"Brother Cao, we have lost count of how much we drank."

"Anyway, I just remember that the empty bottles of white beer on the table were mixed and changed one after another."

"And there are more than 20 students from the Hudan Jiangnan Association tonight. Except for the four of us girls who haven't drunk at all, she is the only one who can stand up steadily in the end."

"She drank the rest to the ground?"

"Yes~" The girls nodded seriously.

Cao Bin’s pupils were shaken!

Then he looked down at the bottle caps all over the floor.

Good guy.

When the co-author said that the half pound of Erliang beer was the bottle cap?

Strong, Mo Sangyu.

Sang Yu's classmates became famous in one battle.

On the Hudan campus, there is a resounding nickname of Thousand Cups of Drunken Beauty.

But these are later stories.

On the way back to the dormitory.

"Brother Cao?"

"Ok?"

"I don't want to be friends with you!" Sang Yu muttered, lying on Cao Bin's back.

"Then what do you want to do with me?"

"I-I want to be your girlfriend! No-!"

Under the silent starry sky, Sang Yu suddenly straightened up, closed his eyes and shouted: "I - I want to be your wife! I want to marry you! I want to give you many, many children! Hiccup~"

On the way, a few female classmates rushing back to the dormitory looked sideways, but Sang Yuhun didn't care.

"Well!"

She hugged Cao Bin's neck and sucked hard on his face.

"Hey, that's great. I really hope I never wake up from this dream~"

Cao Bin: "..."

Such a shocking scene made the fire of gossip burn even more intensely in the hearts of the girls following behind.

They were excited and shocked.

One of them was Sang Yu's roommate, and the girl stamped her feet excitedly.

"Is it recorded? Is it recorded?"

"It's recorded."

"Remember to send it to me later. You must let Sang Yu enjoy this after you sober up tomorrow!"

"This...isn't that good?"

"What's wrong? If she dares to accept money from us when she gets married in the future, I can use this segment to play it repeatedly at her wedding."

"Then if Sang Yu really marries Brother Cao in the future, he won't be able to control her."

"If that's really the case, why wouldn't she give us a kiss on the spot? After all, the two of us wouldn't be able to get along without our phone call."

"Besides, even if Sang Yu marries Brother Cao, why would she have the nerve to show this at the wedding? She doesn't want to lose face!"

"..."

It's not scary to be drunk. What's scary is that someone will help you remember it the next day.

The most terrifying thing is that there is a video, and the person also said that he will play it repeatedly at your wedding!

Just thinking about it makes your scalp go numb.

And poor Sang Yu was still immersed in a drunken dream and knew nothing about it!

"stop!"

"What's the matter with you?"

In the guard room of the women's dormitory, the dormitory aunt wearing a coat blocked the way of several people.

"That's it, auntie, our classmates drank too much, and we girls can't carry it, so we asked this boy to help us carry it up. Don't worry, the person will come down immediately after delivering it, and there won't be a second delay."

"Come on, every man who wants to enter a female dormitory talks like this. I've been hearing it all these years."

The dormitory aunt didn't buy it at all.

"It's true that you girls still don't persuade you to drink when you know you can't move. You drink so much alcohol in the middle of the night. How worried would your parents be if they knew about it?"

"I'm sorry, auntie, we know we were wrong, please be accommodating this time, I guarantee this boy will come down immediately!"

"Let him go up. If another boy comes, should I let him go?"

"If things continue like this, are there any rules? I don't have to do this job anymore!"

"..."

The aunt stretched out the coat on her shoulders and suddenly her eyes locked on Cao Bin.

"Huh? Why do I think you look familiar, classmate? Have you been here just now?"

"..."

Auntie has a pretty good memory. She could still remember things in such dim light before.

"Sister, you are wrong. Handsome guys are always the same. You must have mistaken me for another handsome guy!"

"Stop being so glib. There's no point calling me sister. Give the girl to a classmate. You can go."

On the university campus, those who can sit in the reception room of the women's dormitory are those who have seen Feng Lao sparrow in the bamboo forest.

It will be difficult to deal with these young boys.

Cao Bin was helpless.

She could only hand Sang Yu over to her classmates.

The two little girls were already thin, and the drunken person's limbs were the most uncoordinated, so it was quite heavy for them.

"Can you do it?"

"No problem, Brother Cao! Thank you, you have worked hard tonight. I'm sorry to trouble you~"

"It's okay, be careful when you go upstairs~"

"Don't worry~"

The two little girls were staggering while holding Sangyu, their backs were funny.

"Why are you still standing here? Why don't you leave?"

The aunt pointed the flashlight directly at Cao Bin's face, as if to guard against thieves.

"Let's go, let's go now." Cao Bin covered his face and left angrily.

Seeing him walking away, the aunt said to herself with contempt on her face: "I have been a female dormitory manager for 20 years. If a male mosquito passes through my eyes once, I will not recognize it the second time. Do you really think I don't remember you?"

"You're a pretty handsome young man. What's wrong with learning at a young age? How to learn how to raise fish? Damn you! What a scumbag!"

"Ahh~"

A hundred or ten meters away, Cao Bin sneezed hard.

at the same time.

Not far from the women's dormitory.

Xi Ning, who had been standing downstairs for several minutes to throw away the trash, stared blankly at this scene, silently...