Villain: Madam, would you like to dine with me tonight?

Cao Bin was happy and was about to put his phone in his pocket.

The screen suddenly lit up, and Hu Xiaoyu's phone came over.

"Hey?"

"Cao Bin, your uncle! Why don't you answer the labor and management WeChat call!" Lao Hu looked a little irritable.

"I didn't see it. Is something wrong?"

"You fart! Didn't you see how you can block me? I know you use Huawei, could it be Xiaoyi who did it?"

"Can't you pretend you didn't see it?"

"..."

You were having a heated conversation with Zijin just now, but you didn't have the vision to hang up on one of them and then made a series of life-threatening calls. Who's to blame?

This is like playing a game at the top of your game. If you don’t reply to a message, you will play voice and video in seconds. If you don’t block someone, you will block someone.

"Lao Cao, you are so awesome! We are brothers in our hearts. If something happens, I can't get through the phone! If you don't want to answer, there's no point in calling ten thousand times, right?"

"If you fart, let it go. Don't say it's useless."

"That Porsche in front of Hudan Gate is yours, right?"

"you saw it?"

"Ha! Look back!"

Cao Bin stuck his head out of the window.

Sure enough, a fat man was standing on the phone in front of the bright door of a restaurant called "Brothers' Grilled Fish" opposite.

Judging from the outline and body shape, there is no doubt that Lao Hu is.

His resentment can be felt from across the street.

"Wait~"

After hanging up the phone, Cao Bin turned on the ignition, turned around, and went straight to the intersection, turning left and driving that way.

Not far after he drove out, a group of Shanghai Dan students came out of the school and passed by the place where he had parked his car.

"Sang Yu, what are you looking at?"

"It's nothing, I just think the back of that person's head looks familiar, like someone I know."

"Really! That car just now was a Porsche, right? Sang Yu, do you know such a rich friend?"

The girl frowned slightly, forced a smile, and stopped responding.

She was none other than Mo Sangyu, who had just finished military training.

There is a Jiangnan Association in Shanghai tonight.

Sang Yu didn't want to come, but it was inevitable that he would be timid when he first entered the campus.

After all, the name of the student union can still intimidate freshmen girls for the time being, and it's hard to reject the warm hospitality.

Pair a short dress with an autumn long-sleeved sweater.

Slim and graceful, with long and slender legs and pure and beautiful facial features.

Sang Yu's snow-like skin stood out among a group of freshman girls who were tanned by military training.

Therefore.

The so-called 'leaders' of the student union and many boys at the same level like to get close to her, trying to gain the upper hand first.

Standing out from the crowd always attracts jealousy.

So much so that some petty single seniors saw her unhappy but did not dare to break up with her, so they had no choice but to tease her with words to make her presence felt.

"They say birds of a feather flock together. If you have rich friends, then your family must also be rich, right?"

"Then Sang Yu is going to invite me to this dinner tonight, please tell me, right?"

The senior student from the club club who put on heavy makeup but still couldn't cover up the freckles on her face started to start, so everyone in the student union followed suit.

At this time, the club has not recruited new students, so the ones making noise are all the old students who are sophomores and juniors.

The freshmen were as quiet as chickens, and few of them even noticed that the seniors were targeting Sang Yu.

“Although my family is not rich, it’s okay to treat fellow villagers to food.”

After all, Sang Yu is an independent small business owner who can run a barbecue stall by himself. How can he not see through the other party's little thoughts?

"But as freshmen, we still have to learn more from our seniors."

"Senior sister suggested that I treat the guests. Of course that's okay, but it's not appropriate for a newcomer to take over the host."

"Otherwise, senior sister, you can give us a sample this time, and you can invite us tonight as a courtesy. I will invite you all back next time, how about that?"

Sang Yu smiled, neither humble nor arrogant.

"you……"

This senior named Wu Yan almost blurted out, "Why are you so stingy?"

Fortunately, her best friend beside her helped her recover in time to brake.

Good guy, I was almost tricked by this new student.

If she doesn't invite her to be stingy, what does it mean if I don't invite her?

Originally, he wanted to give her a blow, but he was overturned.

Unexpectedly, this freshman 'Little Green Tea' was actually quite scheming.

Wu Yan pretended to be cool: "Hahaha, Senior Sister Sang Yu, why are you so serious? Senior Sister is joking with you."

"You are a freshman and a girl. How can I really treat you?"

"Well, let's follow the old rules from last year. Girls are free, boys are AA."

Sang Yu frowned.

What do you mean?

To show generosity to others?

Hearing this, except for Wu Yan's group in the student union, only a few girls among the freshmen who liked to take advantage of others showed joy.

Most people looked confused.

Many girls don’t realize what this move means.

Sang Yu is very sober.

Looking around at the obviously imbalanced ratio of men to women, she seemed to understand why there were more women than men.

It is estimated that the senior brother who was wronged last year has vaccinated the boys in advance.

As for the girls, they didn’t know anything about it before coming here.

"Senior sister, does that mean that next time it will be free for boys, and we girls will aa? If that's the case, how can we ensure that the same people will arrive next time, so in order to avoid anyone suffering a loss, let's aa together this time."

When you see the true nature of things.

Many things become less fearful.

Will students be difficult?

Can there be difficult people in society?

Think about this.

The majesty of the seniors and sisters has become worth mentioning.

"No, Mo Sangyu, is there something wrong with you?"

Wu Yan couldn't bear it anymore: "The seniors and juniors didn't say anything, why are you pretending to be the White Lotus of the Great Age?"

"I asked you to treat guests and pretend to be poor. Now that the boy is paying for it, you are pretending to be poor again?"

"Both sides show you?"

"People like you are really disgusting."

"Senior, this is too much!"

A fellow freshman girl stood up.

"I don't think Sang Yu is hypocritical!"

"We just don't want to owe others anything."

"Does the senior think it's natural for the boys to pay the bill if they're not relatives but just from the same hometown?"

"Haha, another green tea! Since you feel so sorry for the baby boy, why don't you help pay for it?"

"Senior sister, don't rush to blame me. We don't want to take advantage of others, and we don't want to be taken advantage of by others!"

"You, on the other hand, are so serious in your words. When I asked you to treat me just now, didn't you also laugh and prevaricate?"

Anyone who can go to Hudan University is not stupid.

Many things can be figured out with just a little thought.

Three different views determine the differences in the world.

Of course, the narrow-minded green tea Pu'er people are only a minority after all, and most people who are mainstream and objective are very clear-headed.

most of the time.

Silence is just because there is no backbone.

Sang Yu knew this.

So when the choice becomes inevitable, she should never fight alone.

When we are alone and weak, we will find ways to unite all the forces that can be united.

"That's right, it's not like we can't afford the money. It's okay if Senior Sister doesn't treat us and we treat ourselves."

"Yes, it seems like our hometown association is just for giving boys a hard time."

"I also think that brothers should settle the score clearly, not to mention that we are just classmates and fellow villagers. In this case, let's aa, I agree."

More and more girls responded, and Wu Yan's face became very ugly...

the other side.

"Why are you here?"

"My colleague and I went out for business. She said there was a good grilled fish restaurant here and I invited people to come and eat. Who knew I saw your car as soon as I sat down? Lao Cao, you are really nothing. We have been brothers for many years. Are you blocking me?"

In the grilled fish shop, Lao Hu complained to Cao Bin sitting in front of him.

Beside him, there was a little girl in her early twenties.

Wearing a bank uniform, his temperament was somewhat similar to the Korean man Cao Bin met in the hotel today.

Rib nose, thick pouty lips.

Korean style semi-permanent, European style for big eyes,

You can tell at a glance that they come from the same production line.

When Cao Bin came in, she and Lao Hu were still very close, but as soon as she saw the watch on Cao Bin's hand, her eyes immediately seemed to be glued to him.

"Tell me the truth, were you flirting with a girl just now?"

Brothers are like siblings, and women are like clothes.

The only thing that can make brothers cruelly abandon their siblings is running naked and chasing each other.

Cao Bin glanced at Lao Hu and said nothing.

He said to the Korean-style semi-permanent girl next to him who was staring straight at him: "Brother and sister, can you help me order something?"

"Oh, brother, don't talk nonsense. Brother Hu and I are just ordinary colleagues, not what you think."

"What do you want to eat, little brother?"

"Whatever, I like whatever you order."

"Okay, wait a minute, I'll help you with some." The little girl was very attentive.

Lao Hu was unhappy at that time.

"It's not Lao Cao. What do you mean?"

Cao Bin smiled: "It seems that this girl was raised by her grandmother."

"how do you know?"

"Because she doesn't have a grandma."

"..."

Lao Hu rolled his eyes: "Aren't you a pervert, Lao Cao? You just stare at girls when you come up?"

"Look at the breasts first, then the face, and look down when wearing stockings and high heels. No matter how serious a man is, he can't escape these three steps!"

"Besides, do you know the difference between a gentleman and a pervert? A pervert is a greasy, squinting person who keeps staring at people. I just took a look with a smile on my face. This is not called pervert, this is the appreciation of beauty."

"Then what did you taste?"

"Hard to say."

"There's nothing to say. I have nothing to do with her. You've heard that we are just ordinary colleagues. Just say it. We brothers are chatting in private. Are you afraid that I will snitch on you?"

As he said that, Lao Hu glanced at the woman who was still busy in front of the freezer not far away.

Nervous and curious, obviously concerned about duplicity.

"It's not as good as Zhao Xiaohui last time. Although Zhao Xiaohui is not as young as her, at least she really likes you, and it can be seen that she lives a clean life. This one is..."

"I asked her, what are you talking about Zhao Xiaohui! It's so unlucky, why is it unclean? Say it quickly!"

"Let's put it this way, look at that broken Baojun parked outside."

Cao Bin pointed to a civilian car on the roadside.

"What will happen if the car speed reaches [-] and the key is suddenly removed?"

"Experienced drivers all know that the car will suddenly shake violently or even twitch."

"The car's drainpipe will keep gushing from boiling."

"The front speakers make frequent noises, and the headlights also flicker."

"At this time, you will feel that your car is boring, and you long for a more beautiful, cool, high-end and more expensive luxury car."

"But you don't know that most of the luxury cars that can drive in front of you have been modified, and the original pink body has also been sprayed with black paint that looks more noble. It is far inferior to the fact that you always have the key to your home. A small civilian car in hand."

"It doesn't matter, I quite like black. It's fate, it doesn't matter!" Lao Hu insisted.

"You silly beep, the car doesn't have to be new, but it must be important. If you can clearly feel that the four wheels of the car are loose, the road is bumpy, and there are abnormal noises, it is a car that has killed someone in an accident."

"30 years in Hedong and 30 years in Hexi, my fate is up to me! Don't underestimate me, how do you know I can't drive a good car!"

"Yes, yes, yes, for someone like you, if the King of Hell wants you to die at the third watch, why don't you jump off the building at the second watch? Your fate is up to you!"

"..."

Lao Hu took a sip of his beer dejectedly: "Is she really as bad as you say?"

"If you don't believe it, just try it."

"I come into contact with most of the women in the banking system. The unmarried ones eat, drink, play and show off in various ways."

"After you get married, your mother-in-law, husband and children will post on WeChat Moments."

"As time goes by, I become familiar with all kinds of gynecological diseases, extramarital affairs, and pornographic jokes that make innocent young boys blush and make their hearts beat faster. This is the cleanest thing I have ever come across."

"Is it clean? Is it still usable after washing? Wake up, brother, I won't cheat on you. She doesn't like you. You are at most a pastime for her to kill her loneliness when she is bored, just like cats and dogs, you know."

"Fart! Even if she doesn't like me, the highest state of loving someone is to give the person you love the power to not love you!"

"Ah yes yes yes!"

"Put the knife in someone else's hand and stretch your neck while crying!"

"Other licking dogs are just being punished. It's better for you to brainwash yourself. Hu Xiaoyu is awesome!"

"You have reached the full level of self-cultivation of Feiyangyang. You must continue to maintain your self-cultivation. Your luck (cuckold) is still behind you~"

Cao Bin was speechless.

"You still don't give up, right? Let me ask you, did she see me driving?"

"No."

"Then did she hear the phone call you just made?"

"No, I called outside the door."

"very good."

Cao Bin took the Porsche car keys out of his pocket and put them on the table.

"Just wait, believe it or not, she will take the initiative to rub against me when she comes back later."

"impossible."

"Huh~"

impossible?

Damn you, you didn't see the way she looked at your brother and me.

as predicted.

When the woman came back, she saw the Porsche key and directly passed over Lao Hu and sat next to Cao Bin.

"Brother, I ordered leeks, kidney flowers, oysters, silkworm chrysalis and big chicken drumsticks for you. Do you like it?"

She was so charming that she almost threw herself into Cao Bin's arms.

Cao Bin joked: "Lao Hu, do you like it?"

Old Hu's face turned green.

Why is this happening?

Am I blind again?

At this moment, there was a pretty figure at the door of 'Brothers Grilled Fish' who had a similar reaction to him.

Sang Yu stared blankly at the 'little goblin' leaning on Cao Bin's shoulder, her face pale.

at the same time.

Hudan girls stay in Xingxiang Tower.

In a certain dormitory, a sophomore girl stretched out comfortably: "Hmm~! I've finally finished writing. Sisters, to celebrate that I, Dongfang Yongye, completed my homework ahead of schedule, I'll treat you to grilled fish!"

"Let's go together, Xi Ning!"

"Ah?" Xi Ning, who was reading a book, looked up confusedly.

"Don't refuse or I won't tell you any news in the WeChat group again!"

"???"