Chapter 17: He became like this in 2 seconds
The broom head is a little afraid to gamble, and his disease has been to all major hospitals and visited countless famous doctors, but it can't be cured at all. Now that hope is in front of him, how can he not give it a try?
Finally, the broom head hesitated for a while before accepting his fate.
"Okay, I'll do it!"
After saying that, he knelt down in front of Song Yu.
"Third Brother!"
Several people tried to pull him away, but he threw them away and kowtowed solemnly.
"You can't do this. You'll make a loud noise and your head will bleed from the blow, and you'll have to knock ten times." Song Yu opened his mouth and took a sip of wine. The noble beauty Qin Xuewu next to him hurriedly poured more.
This situation looks like a magic trick to everyone, just like two people working together to deceive people.
A noble and charming beautiful woman is licking a young man extremely. This picture looks too disharmonious.
"You... didn't you say three just now? Why did it change to ten now?" the broom head shouted unwillingly.
"Just now was just now, and now is now. If you don't knock, twenty!"
"I...I knock!"
The broom head hesitated for a moment, then kowtowed. No matter how important face is, life is not.
"Wuwu, count!"
"One, two..." Qin Xuewu began to count. In the eyes of everyone, this situation looked more like a magic stick. But for such a beautiful and gentle woman to be a magic stick, it really subverted their three views.
Bang bang bang!
The head of the broom touched the ground, and the banging sound was heard. The boy was still gnashing his teeth while knocking. He has already calculated clearly. Kowtow first, be pious, and if it doesn't work, I will see how I deal with you later.
To put it bluntly, he was also betting that if Song Yuzhen couldn't be cured, he would definitely kill him.
By the time this kid finished kowtowing his head ten times, his head was already bloody and bloody, which looked really miserable.
"Sir, I've finished knocking, please save my life."
After finishing the kowtow, he bowed to Song Yu with great piety.
Song Yu saw this and nodded secretly. This boy seemed to be a person who was doing big things, and he was quite tolerant.
"Okay, your illness has healed, get up!"
Song Yu patted him hard on the shoulder twice and motioned for him to get up.
"What? Alright?"
The broom head was kneeling on the ground with a confused look on his face. He was fully symptomatic just now, but he was cured after kowtow. How is this possible?
Others were equally confused. They always felt that Song Yu was deliberately punishing this bully and gangster. Just kowtow a few times. Are you kidding? Almost no one believed it.
"What? You don't want to get up. If you don't want to get up, just kowtow ten more times." Song Yu said, but this time he no longer had a sullen face, but had a bit of a smile on his face.
"Remember, remember!"
The broom head quickly got up and moved around. A man came over and quickly wiped the blood from his forehead.
"Huh? Why do I feel so good?" The more this boy moved, the more excited he became, and the more he moved, the more pleasurable he became.
The previous feeling of gloom and irritability disappeared, my hands and feet became warmer, my heart seemed to have moved away from a mountain, and even my mind became extremely clear. That mental state was like seeing the moonlight after clearing the clouds.
thump!
The broom head suddenly kowtowed, "Thank you sir for saving my life. From now on, my life will be your life, and my wife will be your wife. I will go through fire and water for my husband without hesitation. Anyone who dares to go against my husband will go against me, Zhu San." !”
This time he kowtowed with great piety, and no longer showed any affectation or discomfort as before.
"What? Is he really cured?" Everyone was in an uproar. No one expected that he kowtowed a few times and actually cured the disease.
But what people have said personally is that kowtow is so pious, how can it be false?
"amazing!"
"It's as if Hua Tuo is still alive."
"Sure enough, it's the masters among the people, the small hermits who hide in the wild, and the great hermits who hide in the city."
Everyone was talking about it, and countless people looked at Song Yu with eyes full of admiration.
Several beautiful waitresses looked at Song Yu with bright eyes. They felt that this person was really awesome. He could cure his illness with just a few kowtows. This was something they never dared to imagine before.
Listening to everyone's discussion, Song Yu shook his head. In the eyes of others, he just kowtowed a few times, but in fact he did it on purpose.
This kid's Yin Qi is accumulated in his head. If you think about it, how can his condition be better if there is Yin Qi in his head? He asked him to kowtow, just to activate blood circulation and remove blood stasis and spread the yin energy. As for making him kowtow ten times, it was just to punish him.
The real mystery lies in the few times he patted the broom head.
Even though it was just a simple shot, he injected real energy into his body and eliminated the turbid energy from his body. It would be strange if he was not doing well.
"Okay, get out of here." Song Yu waved his hand, signaling that the broom head could be rolled away.
"Sir, how is my illness?" The broom head stood up but refused to leave, and asked about the man's roots again.
"Just say what you want to say." Song Yu said impatiently.
"I mean... how many minutes can I hold on now?" Broom Head said with a somewhat embarrassed look on his face.
After hearing what he said, the charming girl also looked eagerly at Song Yu, with expectation hidden in her eyes.
"You, three seconds before, now twenty seconds is no problem." Song Yu said with a smile.
"Ah, twenty seconds?" The broom head looked depressed, but thinking about it, twenty seconds was already a big improvement compared to the previous three seconds. It was many times longer than before.
Thinking this way, his mood soon changed.
"Let's go, I'm going to fuck you to death!"
He raised his hand and put his arm around the charming girl's waist and walked away. One hand unconsciously pinched the white flesh of her waist.
"I go!"
Everyone looked dumbfounded. You were so arrogant in twenty seconds. If you had been in thirty seconds, you wouldn't be able to go to heaven.
Besides, I haven't spoken for half an hour.
But think about it, going from three seconds to twenty seconds is a huge change. No wonder people are so excited. The eyes of that charming girl are looking forward to it.
Now everyone understands that the reason why this guy brings a sexy and scantily clad girl with him is just to save face and cover up his shortcomings. Otherwise, who would be a normal person with a scantily clad girl in his arms all the time? .
As the saying goes, the worse you are, the more you hide it, but if you are really good, it won't be a problem.
"gentlemen!"
But the broom head that seemed to be leaving suddenly came back.
"Actually, I still don't understand. How could you see my illness and know that I'm not going to die soon?" He said to Song Yu, his attitude becoming extremely respectful.
Song Yu smiled.
"If I'm not wrong, someone in your ancestors must have died of epilepsy, right?"
"Yes, yes, that's right, my grandfather died of epilepsy." Zhu Sanda opened his mouth with an expression of disbelief.
"And your family lives in a bungalow, right?"
"Yes, yes, sir, how did you know?"
Song Yu smiled and said, "That's right. Your disease is actually a precursor to epilepsy. The reason why you have this disease is because your ancestral house is built on a tomb. Over time, you have too much yin energy. Every day you have this disease. I got this disease because of the Yin Qi attack."