Urban Ace Bodyguard

The receptionist stared blankly at Lin Hai, her face showing a shy demeanor.

Something's off. This girl seems to be twisting her face awkwardly, could it be...

"Brother Lin, if you like someone, just say it, really." The receptionist was throwing him flirty looks.

Lin Hai felt a shiver run through him and hastily dodged away, saying, "Girl, we'll chat another day, I have an urgent matter right now!"

Watching Lin Hai's retreating figure, the receptionist finally came to her senses, stomped her foot angrily, and looked down at her chest, thinking it's quite full, so why couldn't it charm Brother Lin?

After fleeing in panic, Lin Hai realized he should give Ouyang Xiaoya a call to clear things up!

After dialing, a frail voice from Ouyang Xiaoya came through, "Beast Lin, why haven't you come back yet?"

"CEO, your voice is so weak? Did you get diarrhea?"

"You!" Ouyang Xiaoya was now almost too weak even to be angry.

"CEO, which restroom are you in exactly?" Lin Hai felt really unlucky.

"I'm in the restroom of my own office!" Ouyang Xiaoya used almost all her strength. My Virtual Library Empire (M-VLEMPYR)

"Okay, I'm downstairs. I'll be right there, CEO, don't panic, take care of your health…"

Lin Hai hurriedly hung up the phone and ran into the CEO's office, stopping abruptly at the restroom door, nearly smashing into it.

He knocked on the door and said, "CEO, I'm here."

"Pass the stuff in and don't peek," Ouyang Xiaoya's voice came from the restroom.

"Okay, CEO, just crack the door a bit, and I'll reach my hand in."

The restroom door creaked open just enough to fit an arm through.

"CEO, can you open it a bit wider? The sanitary napkin is stuck." Ouyang Xiaoya was being too cautious, Lin Hai said helplessly.

The door crack opened a bit more, and Lin Hai barely managed to pass the extra large pack of sanitary napkins in.

With a bang, the door quickly shut.

Lin Hai didn't even get a chance to peek, lucky his hand was withdrawn quickly, or it would have hurt a lot.

Damn door, if only he had X-ray vision.

After a careful inspection, this door has no gaps.

Giving up, Lin Hai sat in the CEO's chair, sipping tea from the desk, after running around all morning, finally he could rest a bit.

Another fifteen minutes passed, just as Lin Hai thought he should call a rescue team, the bathroom door slowly opened.

"Hey? Honey, you look a bit off," Lin Hai said, eyes wide in surprise.

At this moment, Ouyang Xiaoya looked pale and staggered out, giving off a feeble and weak air.

"Why don't you try squatting in the restroom for two hours?" Ouyang Xiaoya glanced at Lin Hai, her anger palpable, this guy couldn't even do one thing right, almost causing her to squat to death.

"Heh heh, consider it a kind of physical exercise," Lin Hai nonchalantly said.

Ouyang Xiaoya immediately got angry and jumped up: "Are you doing this on purpose?"

"Nani? CEO, what do you mean? I ran around suffering disdain as a pervert, all to deliver these little wings to you, and now you're blaming me?" Lin Hai protested.

"Look at what you bought me!"

Ouyang Xiaoya slammed the packet of extra-large size on the office desk.

"It's just a sanitary napkin… uh… I wipe."

Lin Hai was caught mid-sentence, glanced at the extra-large size on the desk, and suddenly realized after opening the packet that the shape inside was different.

It seems it's not the little wings, but the big wings…

And Lin Hai was dumbfounded once again upon closer inspection of the words on the package.

"Su Fei," those two characters were very eye-catching, with another line of small print underneath, which, when read together...

"Su Fei Special Offer Baby Diapers Pad."

Baby? And on special offer?

"I was wondering why it was so cheap..." Lin Hai said with an awkward touch to his nose, offering a sheepish smile.

Ouyang Xiaoya gave Lin Hai a fierce glare; she had been struggling in the bathroom for a long time.

Struggling with how to use these baby-sized wings!

In the end, she had reluctantly used them, biting her teeth, and now walking felt a bit awkward; it was all this rascal's doing right in front of her.

"Don't let anyone know about today's incident!" Ouyang Xiaoya said furiously. This incident was so embarrassing, where would she put her face if word got out?

Lin Hai snorted lightly, sitting back with his legs crossed, looking utterly smug.

"Did you hear me!" Ouyang Xiaoya really wanted to beat this guy up.

Lin Hai wore a careless expression, rubbing his hands together, and started chuckling heh heh.

"What do you mean by that?" Ouyang Xiaoya asked, puzzled.

"A hush fee!" Lin Hai replied, twirling his fingers, with a blatant money-hungry look.

"You!" Ouyang Xiaoya almost broke her teeth in anger.

"What? Wife, you want the horse to run, but won't feed it grass?"

"I do have a big mouth; what if one day I can't hold back, and share this with the whole company? By then, how would everyone, who revere and fear the Goddess President, view her?"

After saying this, Lin Hai lounged back in his chair, squinting his eyes and said no more.

"That's despicable; such a beast!" Ouyang Xiaoya was filled with indignant sorrow, hating the feeling of being blackmailed.

As annoying as it was, she had no way to deal with Lin Hai, who was like a sticky candy – both clingy and tenacious, utterly infuriating.

"How much do you want?" Finally, Ouyang Xiaoya decided to compromise temporarily, planning to tally up the account later on.

"Twenty million!"

"What? Why don't you just go die? Twenty million for hush money, do you think you're keeping national secrets?"

Ouyang Xiaoya stared wide-eyed at Lin Hai.

"Cough cough, wife, it's up to you, but without the twenty million, I'll let the story spread across Huadu tomorrow, about the Iceberg Goddesses President Ouyang Xiaoya going to the restroom without her little wings..."

Ouyang Xiaoya was about to lose her mind, having seen shameless people, but never someone so utterly shameless.

Twenty million, how dare he even say it, not afraid of being stuffed to death by money!

"Come on, I was just joking, wife. Two thousand, how about that?" Lin Hai smirked, finding his wife's displeased face quite adorable, enjoying it the more he looked.

Ouyang Xiaoya recovered from her refusal to comply, relieved that silencing this guy was much more important than two thousand yuan.

However, when she searched through her clothes, she discovered a tragic fact – she had no money on her!

"CEO, you can't even come up with two thousand?" Lin Hai wore a 'shocked' expression.

"Shut up!" Ouyang Xiaoya glared at him resentfully.

"Um, Lin Hai, could... could the money be owed for now..." she nearly whispered, thankful Lin Hai had keen hearing.

"Cough cough, wife, you're really poor, aren't you? To think a big CEO can't even come up with two thousand? Tsk tsk!" Lin Hai smacked his lips.

At this moment, Ouyang Xiaoya was filled with sorrow and indignation, humiliated by this detestable beast of a guy over just two thousand.

"Forget it, a handsome guy like me shouldn't be so petty with his own wife. How about you give me a kiss, and we'll call the two thousand settled?" Lin Hai cheekily winked, leering at Ouyang Xiaoya's tender, tempting lips.