Urban Ace Bodyguard

"This, this... a Maybach, a multimillion luxury car!" Zhu Wuneng saw Lin Hai driving the luxury car like lightning, so majestic that it drew the envious gazes of the passers-by around.

Swallowing his saliva hard, his eyes were full of reverence when he looked at Ouyang Ruoshuang again.

By now, even a fool could tell that Ouyang Ruoshuang was no ordinary person.

"Young Master Xiao, I was wrong just now, can you tell me, who exactly is this brother in the security uniform?" Zhu Wuneng asked, swallowing hard.

"The identity of Brother Lin is very mysterious, how could someone of your level possibly know?" Xiao Jiji didn't actually know Lin Hai's real identity, but that didn't stop him from making assumptions.

Feeling that Zhu Wuneng was several levels below him, he said dismissively.

These words took deep root in Zhu Wuneng's heart, making him admire Xiao Jiji even more, thinking to himself: "As expected, the gap between me and Young Master Xiao is too big, now there are awesome people that I don't even know, ah, the gap."

In Zhu Wuneng's mind, Lin Hai was already positioned as a super awesome person with a powerful background, at least one of the top shots in Huadu.

Thinking of this, Zhu Wuneng felt cold sweat on his back and really wanted to slap himself hard. Was he blind? How could he dare to offend such a person?

Ouyang Ruoshuang saw all their reactions and couldn't help but laugh secretly: "Brother-in-law's move is too awesome, he truly sets the example among pretenders."

Moreover, at this moment, many university girls watched the Maybach leaving and firmly memorized Lin Hai's face, hoping to hook up with such a low-key but powerful person one day and see their lives soar.

Tick tock tick tock, the phone rang.

Lin Hai looked and saw it was President Ouyang. Having just offended her last night, could it be that she's calling to take issue?

Immediately answering the call, he said, "Wife, what are your instructions?"

Ouyang Xiaoya did not answer directly but spoke with an awkward tone, "Beast Lin, where are you now?"

Beast Lin? Damn it, when did I get such a new nickname, sh*t, this name... No comment.

"I'm on my way back to the company."

"I'm in a somewhat awkward position right now..." Ouyang Xiaoya hesitated for quite some time before finally saying: "Beast Lin, I'm in the restroom and I've just realized a serious problem."

"CEO, you didn't drop your phone in the toilet, did you? Even security guards have their dignity!"

If it wasn't for her current situation not allowing her to explode in anger, Ouyang Xiaoya would have jumped up and stomped her feet.

What kind of thing is this to say, this despicable guy, he really is a beast.

"CEO, is it because you went for a big number two and forgot to bring toilet paper?" Not waiting for Ouyang Xiaoya's answer, Lin Hai continued.

This sentence nearly made Ouyang Xiaoya lose her temper, his teasing tone was full, it was indeed a mistake to call him!

"Beast Lin, I accidentally dropped that thing in the toilet, please go to the supermarket and buy me another pack."

Lin Hai was stunned for a moment, and asked, "That thing? What is that?"

"......"

Ouyang Xiaoya felt it was difficult to say it out loud, but little Li from the secretarial pool happened to have taken the day off, and she didn't dare to let other female employees in the company know.

"You're usually pretty smart, aren't you? Full of wicked ideas, use your sleazy thoughts and you'll figure it out!" said Ouyang Xiaoya.

"Oh, got it." Lin Hai suddenly looked enlightened, "CEO, don't tell me you dropped a condom into the latrine?" Helpuscontinuebyreadingatthesource:MV2LEMPYR.

"You! Bastard, scum, beast, hooligan, filthy, sleazy!" Ouyang Xiaoya cursed over the phone.

"Did I guess wrong?" Lin Hai was totally confused.

"Are you doing this on purpose?"

"CEO, don't wrong me, I truly have no idea, actually my childhood nickname is 'Little Purity.'"

Ouyang Xiaoya had nothing more to say, this guy was simply the bane of her existence.

With a sigh of resignation, the flushed-faced Ouyang Xiaoya sat on the toilet, almost in tears, and said: "Beast, listen carefully, I accidentally dropped that thing in the toilet, I need you to go to the supermarket and buy me another pack!"

"What exactly is that thing?"

"It's... it's sanitary pads, you're such a beast, forcing me to spell it out!" Ouyang Xiaoya was really laying it all out there.

"You should've said so sooner, instead of that. How would I know what that even is? Seriously, women are so fussy." Lin Hai grumbled, while on the other end of the phone, Ouyang Xiaoya's teeth made a gnashing sound, clearly grinding her teeth in anger.

"Hurry up, the CEO has already been squatting in the restroom for ten minutes!"

"Don't worry, CEO, I'm going full throttle immediately!"

Lin Hai hung up the phone and suddenly realized why Ouyang Xiaoya was so angry. He couldn't help but snicker, the CEO also has times when she's thwarted, haha.

Ten minutes later, Ouyang Xiaoya still hadn't seen a trace of Lin Hai, but she thought perhaps there was a traffic jam and he would be back soon.

Twenty minutes later, Ouyang Xiaoya felt her legs tingling slightly, a clear sign of poor blood circulation from staying in the same position for too long. She gritted her teeth and persevered, secretly thinking Lin Hai would be back any moment to rescue her.

Thirty minutes later, President Ouyang, trapped in the restroom and unable to pull up her pants, glared at the incoming call on her phone. Before she could speak, Lin Hai's helpless voice came through.

"Sorry, CEO, I was driving too fast and got pulled over by a traffic cop for running a red light. Took me a while to talk my way out of it."

"You!" Ouyang Xiaoya was at a loss for words, her legs so numb.

Lin Hai walked into the supermarket and after a lot of searching, his eyes finally lit up like he'd found a new continent when he saw the aisle full of sanitary pads.

All sorts of brands dazzled his eyes.

It was then that Lin Hai realized a problem— which brand did Ouyang Xiaoya need?

These sanitary pads vary, with daily use, nighttime use, extra-absorbent, breathable, made of cotton, anti-leak, and winged types.

And different brands had significant distinctions in construction, with variations in the top layer, absorbent core, and bottom layer.

Brands included: Sofy, Space, Whisper, Laurier, Anerle, Menospring, and over twenty others.

(The author is a virgin, nicknamed Little Purity, believe it or not?)

Some people's bodies are different and can only use the brand they're familiar with and used to; otherwise, they'll have an allergic reaction down there, causing itching, abdominal pain, and other problems.

Scratching his head, Lin Hai once again picked up his phone and dialed Ouyang Xiaoya's number.

"CEO, what kind do you need? I'm worried about allergies..." Lin Hai said, under pressure.

Ouyang Xiaoya, squatting in the restroom for almost forty minutes, nearly spat out a mouthful of blood on the restroom door.

But Lin Hai's question was genuinely considerate from a woman's perspective, something not every bachelor or man who's only had short-term relationships would think about.

Ouyang Xiaoya's rationality told her that Lin Hai's concern was normal and considerate. Clenching her teeth, she patiently said, "I use Sofy!"

"CEO, these things come in daily and nighttime use..." Lin Hai scratched his head.

"It's daytime right now!" Ouyang Xiaoya almost spat blood for a second time.

"Oh, hehe, my bad, I overthought it." Lin Hai sheepishly hung up, his instincts telling him that if he didn't hurry back, he would definitely experience the endless wrath of the CEO wife.

Lin Hai casually picked up an extra-large pack, thinking to himself, "Silly girl, buy you more so we won't have this situation again."

He didn't realize that, as a man, holding a huge pack of sanitary pads in a supermarket was so conspicuously outstanding.

Amidst the odd stares and whispers of other supermarket customers, Lin Hai nonchalantly placed the sanitary pads heavily in front of the cashier, relievedly saying, "Check out!"

The cashier girl was startled by such a rough commotion, but when she saw Lin Hai clearly, her eyes widened in astonishment.

"Miss, check out!" Lin Hai said nonchalantly, thinking he needed to get back quickly.

The cashier girl, still in a daze, finished the transaction, gave Lin Hai his change, and then said meekly, "Sir, this type of..."

"That's fine, I'm not well-read, just don't cheat me. This is Sofy, right?" Lin Hai pointed at the large letters on the brand.

The cashier girl nodded.

"Alright then, I'll take this one, it's durable and strong!"

Under the astonished and disdainful gazes of passersby on the road, Lin Hai once again drove the Maybach like crazy back to the company.