Urban Ace Bodyguard

Chapter 70: Is My Little Apple Peeled?



"Finally, some relief."

After a combination of coaxing and tricking to send away the emotionally stable Han Qin, Lin Hai finally took a long sigh of relief.

He was completely bewildered by the pace of events.

"Done for, if Ouyang Xiaoya finds out, she'll literally chop me to pieces," Lin Hai forced a smile and muttered to himself.

Just the thought of a strong woman like Ouyang Xiaoya, who would never allow him to have any connection with other women.

By then, the CEO's wife would probably employ the Absolute Posterior Dragon Claw Hand or something, chopping me into a eunuch.

"It's over, I might end up as the 'Heavenly Based Elder' in my next life," Lin Hai lamented with a gloomy face.

At night, the three women in the villa, Ouyang Xiaoya, Han Qin, and the crazy girl Ouyang Ruoshuang, were chirping on the living room sofa discussing the topic of online shopping for pretty clothes, loving beauty truly is in a woman's nature.

Lin Hai was miserably washing vegetables, cutting vegetables, starting a fire, and cooking in the kitchen.

"Lin, is my coffee ready?" Ouyang Xiaoya's languid voice came through.

Lin Hai popped his head out of the kitchen and said, "CEO, please wait a moment, it will be ready soon."

Ouyang Xiaoya felt immensely smug inside, although she didn't know what happened to the guy today, he suddenly turned over a new leaf, not only taking the initiative to buy groceries, but also serving the three beauties incredibly attentively.

Seeing Lin Hai turn out like this, Ouyang Xiaoya finally vented out the pent-up frustration she had been holding on to for many days.

"Lin Hai, is my little apple peeled yet?" Han Qin also chose this moment to speak up, though she said that she didn't mind Ouyang Xiaoya, in reality, women always say one thing and mean another, not minding would be strange! She also purposefully made things difficult for Lin Hai.

"Miss Han, right away, your little apple will be here shortly!" Lin Hai wiped the cold sweat from his forehead, hurriedly replied in a coaxing and reassuring manner.

"What exactly am I doing here, these two women are clearly pushing me to death, but at least Ruoshuang, the crazy girl, is better, young and simple-minded..." Lin Hai thought to himself.

"Brother-in-law... oh no, Uncle Lin, I want to eat Korean stone bowl bibimbap..." Ouyang Ruoshuang murmured with her lips pouted and yelled dissatisfaction.

"My little ancestor, just a moment, right away!" Lin Hai instantly understood, three women one drama, the ancients truly didn't deceive me.

Finally, after preparing dinner and fulfilling the madams' requests, Lin Hai sat at the dining table, ready to have a big meal to compensate for the physical and mental fatigue suffered earlier.

"Lin Hai, I want that piece of meat, can't reach it, please pick it up for me," Han Qin sulked with her lips pouted, coquettishly speaking, her eyes filled with innocent little stars.

"Uh, okay, sure, here you go," Lin Hai picked up a slice of tender and juicy meat and placed it into Han Qin's bowl, adding, "This slice of meat is tender and moist, it's great for beauty and youth."

When Ouyang Xiaoya saw it, she couldn't stand it, when had this guy ever been kind to her? Why was he being so attentive to a beautiful woman who just arrived?

Women are peculiar creatures with jealousy at heart.

"Lin Hai~~" Ouyang Xiaoya deliberately dragged out her tone. Enjoying the story? Discover more on M|V|LEM6PYR.

"CEO~~, what can I do for you?" Lin Hai also stretched out his tone in response.

Ouyang Xiaoya said resentfully, "I would like a slice of meat too."

"Oh, CEO, the meat slices are right here, never leaving your side, you handle it!" Lin Hai buried himself in eating.

"You!" Ouyang Xiaoya was instantly gnashing her teeth, took a deep breath, and said coldly, "How about you sleep on the lawn tonight? Or maybe quit your job tomorrow?"

"CEO, your slice of meat has arrived in your bowl, please enjoy," before Ouyang Xiaoya could completely erupt, Lin Hai swiftly placed the meat slice into her bowl.

"That's more like it!" Ouyang Xiaoya huffed, finally feeling somewhat satisfied, while intentionally or unintentionally glancing at Han Qin.

Lin Hai blinked and seeing that the two were getting along without issues, he breathed a sigh of relief. Then suddenly realized that the girl Ouyang Ruoshuang still hadn't messed with him yet.

However, upon a closer look, Ouyang Ruoshuang was immersed in her fierce battle with the stone pot mixed rice and seemed to have no time to bother with him.

Just as Lin Hai swallowed a mouthful of rice, Ouyang Ruoshuang's voice rose like a nightmare: "Brother-in-law, who do you think is prettier, my cousin or Miss Han?"

"Damn it, granny, are you doing this on purpose?" Lin Hai instantly felt the piercing gazes of the two great beauties on him, and Ouyang Ruoshuang's smug look.

Thinking back on how he had nearly gotten away with his mouthy antics with these ladies in the past, today the three beauties seemed ready to settle both new and old scores. It's true what they say, you reap what you sow.

"Speak up, or I'll fire you!" Ouyang Xiaoya threatened.

"Lin Hai, I'm also very curious about this question," Han Qin gave Lin Hai a profound look, as if to say, if you dare to answer incorrectly, I'll make sure the baby inside dies. The Battle Lord is indeed not to be trifled with.

"This... this..." Lin Hai kept wiping sweat, his mind overwhelmed with thoughts.

The three women fixed him with a 'predatory' gaze, the threat in their eyes palpable. How could you not answer?

"Can we maybe eat first?" Lin Hai asked tentatively.

"No!" The response from the three women was unanimous and resolute.

Lin Hai mopped the sweat from his forehead incessantly, his eyes helplessly pleading with the three women.

"I think CEO Xiaoya has the full-on queen style of a modern goddess," Lin Hai stammered.

Han Qin's expression turned icy in an instant, scaring Lin Hai to quickly say, "Miss Han, on the other hand, is a classic beauty, transcendent in temperament, fresh and elegant, the type of an immortal beauty."

Ouyang Ruoshuang immediately felt displeased, pouting her lips as she asked, "Brother-in-law, what about me?"

"You're a grown-up loli, mischievous kid, get lost!" Lin Hai responded impatiently, it was this troublemaker who started the topic.

"Hmph, brother-in-law, you still didn't say who is prettier, my cousin or Miss Han, you can't change the subject," Ruoshuang the little girl retaliated.

A streak of exasperation crossed Lin Hai's forehead, the little devil was too infuriating, and he could clearly feel the glares from the two women like sharp swords.

If he couldn't give a satisfactory answer today, he probably wouldn't have a good night.

Gritting his teeth and steeling his heart, Lin Hai said, "I believe that a woman's appearance is but fleeting. Think about it, after you're ninety years old, will Mrs. Ouyang and Mrs. Han still need to care who's the prettiest?"

Mrs. Ouyang? Mrs. Han?!

The murderous looks instantly nearly skewered Lin Hai.

Shocked, Lin Hai quickly changed his tone, "What I mean is, a woman's true charm lies in her inner beauty, not just fixating on appearances. A virtuous wife is what men truly love."

The women's gazes shifted from suspicion to intrigue.

"Even the most beautiful girl, if she only knows how to torment her man without caring for him, then that woman's inner self must be very ugly!"

After finishing his speech, the two women seemed to be deep in thought, apparently reflecting on themselves and subtly comparing each other.

Having successfully diverted the topic, Lin Hai hurriedly gobbled up a few bites of rice; he was starving to death.

...

At night, after being subjected to relentless interrogation-style difficulties by the two women, Lin Hai finally returned to his room and quickly dived into bed, feeling very uncertain about his future days.

Just as he was drifting off to sleep, he suddenly felt something was off.

Nani? What's going on?

Lin Hai instantly lifted a corner of the blanket and peered inside, nearly popping his eyeballs out.

There he saw Miss Han's cute little head tucked into Lin Hai's bed.

"Granny, how did you sneak into my bed?" Lin Hai was instantly thrown into disarray.


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