Undead Poison Milk: Poison is infinitely stacked, shocking the school beauty

Li Xunle: "..."

He saw Chi Baishi's righteous look and didn't want to answer.

Then.

He looked at Bai Yanlang again, shook his head and smiled:

"By the way, I don't feel any pity for the things you just said. Are there any other pitiful things?"

Bai Yanlang's face fell, and he said miserably:

"I have lived for more than two hundred years, and I have been guarding the gate for more than two hundred years. More than two hundred years! Do you know how I have survived these two hundred years? Isn't this pitiful?"

Li Xunle said faintly:

"It doesn't sound too pitiful. By the way, isn't your life span supposed to be only a dozen years?"

Bai Yanlang: "..."

It didn't expect that Li Xunle's focus would shift to its own life span.

It didn't pay attention to what it should pay attention to, and paid attention to what it shouldn't pay attention to...

Is it because the key point of its description was not clear enough?

How could he deviate from the truth that even a dog like itself understood?

However.

Although it was a little depressed, it didn't dare to offend Li Xunle at all at present.

After all, he has the [Blood of Spiritual Beast] they dream of.

So.

It patiently explained:

"I am not an ordinary dog, I belong to the White Tiger Divine Dog, I am the foster father of Lu Bu among men and dogs, and I have a long life."

Hearing Bai Yanlang's explanation again, Li Xunle frowned:

"White Tiger Divine Dog? Since there is a word "God", why is it not at the God level? Not even at the Spirit level?"

Bai Yanlang smiled awkwardly:

"In fact, the name of the White Tiger Divine Dog is beautified by us. Our original breed name is called White Tiger Yang Dog..."

It said angrily:

"The reason for beautification is that our ultimate goal is to be promoted to the God level."

Li Xunle: "..."

He was silent for a few seconds.

Unexpectedly, this dog can even beautify the name of the breed.

This is really the first time he has seen it.

Then he spoke again:

"Very good, you have ideals and goals, you are a motivated dog talent."

Then.

He changed the subject:

"But to be honest, from what you have described so far, I can't give you [Spiritual Beast Blood] yet. You are really not miserable, so it is difficult for me to cooperate with your performance."

Bai Yanlang's face fell immediately:

"My friend, don't be like this, give me another chance..."

At this time.

Chi Baishi on the side interrupted:

"Um... can I say how pitiful I am?"

Li Xunle raised his eyebrows:

"Okay, freeloader, give you a chance, now it's your turn to speak."

Chi Baishi immediately made a bitter face, and his expression changed in an instant.

Li Xunle was stunned.

He thought to himself, good guy, this face change is not faster than the face change of Sichuan Opera?

Just when his thoughts were flying,

Chi Baishi spoke:

"I'm so pitiful. I haven't eaten shit for more than a hundred years..."

Li Xunle: "..."

Bai Yanlang: "..."

Chi Baishi: "...Why don't you talk?"

Li Xunle stared at Chi Baishi, took a deep breath and said:

"You'd better stop talking. When you talk, I always feel a bad smell floating around. To be honest, I don't feel pitiful, but a little disgusting..."

Chi Baishi: "Uh..."

Li Xunle clapped his hands gently:

"Okay, the pity is over. You didn't win sympathy from me, so I'll keep the [Spirit Beast Blood] for now. Don't think about it."

After saying that.

He waved his hand gently and prepared to leave.

At this time.

Bai Yanlang saw that the [Spirit Beast Blood] in his mouth was about to fly away, and he suddenly panicked.

[Spirit Beast Blood] has always been the treasure he longed for.

Last time he went to look for [Spirit Beast Blood], he didn't dare to go deep, so he never found it.

Originally, it had given up hope.

However, hope suddenly appeared before its eyes.

And it was so close to it, just separated by a backpack.

It was not ready to give up so easily.

So.

It immediately said: "Wait!"

After hearing the voice, Li Xunle paused:

"What? Bai Yanlang, do you have something else to do?"

Bai Yanlang nodded and said seriously:

"My friend, if you give me [Spirit Beast Blood], I can... be your lackey!"

Li Xunle looked at Bai Yanlang in surprise:

"Oh? Be my lackey? Are you going to sign a contract to sell yourself to me?"

Bai Yanlang looked like he was determined:

"That's right, as long as you are willing to give me [Spirit Beast Blood], I am willing to climb mountains of swords and climb seas of fire for you, and I will never refuse."

Li Xunle folded his hands in front of his chest with interest.

He looked at Chi Baishi again:

"What about you? You don't think so, do you?"

Chi Baishi did not hesitate:

"Life is precious, but love is more precious.For [Spiritual Beast Blood], both can be thrown away! I can also be your lackey. "

After saying that.

It looked like the wind was whistling and the Yishui River was cold, and the warriors were gone and would never return.

Li Xunle couldn't help laughing:

"Is [Spiritual Beast Blood] really that important to you?"

Bai Yanlang: "Hmm! "

Chi Baishi: "Must~have~"

Hearing the two dogs' affirmative answer, Li Xunle stroked his chin and thought.

Two spirit-level dogs as his lackeys...

Should I say it or not, he thinks this is quite interesting and should be quite fun.

If at that time, he calls these two spirit-level dogs back to Blue Star to guard the house, it would be a good idea.

Who can say for sure whether Blue Star will encounter a disaster in the future?

Thinking of this.

Li Xunle was really moved.

He looked at Bai Yanlang and Chi Baishi with a dim gaze.

At this moment.

He carefully observed Bai Yanlang and Chi Baishi, as if he wanted to see what they were thinking.

After a while, he asked:

"What if I give you [Spirit Beast Blood] and you don't listen to me? At that time, I can only kill you, but wouldn't that waste two [Spirit Beast Blood] again? "

When Bai Yanlang heard that there was a chance, he immediately swore:

"Impossible, absolutely impossible! My dog ​​character is well known to everyone, and it is well-known!"

Chi Baishi also immediately guaranteed:

"I am sure, I will definitely listen to you. I will not listen to anyone except you. I, Chi Baishi, am not a freeloader."

Li Xunle was stunned, and his eyes were still observing Bai Yanlang and Chi Baishi, without saying anything.

Seeing this, Bai Yanlang spoke again:

"Ah, right, right! We all know your strength. You can kill us at any time. Who would treat life as a joke?"

Li Xunle smiled:

"Just now, a dog said that life is precious, but you can throw it away..."

After that.

Li Xunle's eyes fell on Chi Baishi who was standing aside.

Chi Baishi immediately blurted out:

"I will never joke about my life. Everything I say is true. If I lie, I will eat shit in public! "

Li Xunle raised his eyebrows:

"Eating shit in public? Isn't that too easy for you?"

Chi Baishi pondered for a moment, and seemed to realize that what he said just now was a bit inappropriate.

So he immediately changed his words:

"If I lie, I'm not a human!"

A strange look appeared on Li Xunle's face, and he looked at Chi Baishi as if he was a smart guy.

Chi Baishi thought for a moment and felt that what he said seemed to be wrong again.

It realized that it seemed that it was not a human...

So it spoke again:

"If I lie, God will punish me with five thunders!"