Chapter 136: Damn Right, I'm Your Daughter-in-Law
This is his damn wife?
Wasn't it agreed that she was a pretty girl around sixteen or seventeen?
This has gotta be twenty-seven, right?
And, this is called a young girl?
More like an old maiden, a super old maiden!
But all these aren't the problem.
The problem is, why does she look like a man?
Holy crap!
This is clearly a man. While A'Gou was still puzzled, the bride blurted out "Whatcha lookin' at."
Huo Mei changed, she became a sixteen or seventeen-year-old girl, A'Gou can accept that. But this pretty sixteen or seventeen-year-old girl turned into a big man, he couldn't accept.
Even though it isn't easy to marry a wife these days, at least she should be female, right?
"Bold and impudent peasant, how dare you make a fool of this River God..."
Slap slap slap!
Originally, A'Gou wanted to say, bold and impudent peasant, how dare you trick this River God, but the other party raised a hand and slapped him several times.
"Ah ah ah, I am the River God, how dare you hit me, I will flood Yangquan Village!"
Su Chen grinned, raised his hand, and landed several more hefty slaps, cursing, "Damn it. Keep chanting, see if I don't tear your mouth apart?"
The people on the shore were dumbfounded.
What's going on?
The bride, hitting the River God?
That's it, our Yangquan Village is cursed, the River God will definitely flood the entire village.
Wait a second, if that's the damn River God, how can A'Duo hit him?
That's the River God!
At this point, because the raft was quite far from the shore, the people on the shore still hadn't realized that the bride had been swapped.
It wasn't A'Duo at all, but Su Chen!
Actually, Su Chen could have directly exposed Ghost Master's plot.
But after all, it was the villagers' cultural custom.
Unless they saw the truth with their own eyes, saw that their worshiped River God was not the River God at all, they wouldn't believe it.
So, he took a bit of effort to pull a bait-and-switch.
Faced with the domineering and rough "bride," the River God cried, "I, I just wanted to marry a wife... wuu wuu..."
Su Chen chuckled, "I am your damn wife, if you dare, come and get me!"
A'Gou: "..."
The three Ghost Masters also had a slight change in expression.
They too were baffled.
They didn't know what was going on.
"Now, I'll give you two choices. The first choice is to go ashore with me and tell everything about you and the Ghost Masters' dealings," Su Chen said with his arms crossed, looking coldly at the River God.
A'Gou glanced at the villagers who had stood up from the ground and swallowed nervously.
With the character of the villagers, if they knew the truth, he might be thrown directly into the river.
He immediately shook his head like a rattle.
"I, I'll pick the second one!"
Su Chen's mouth lifted at the corner, saying, "Well, the second option, is to marry me and take me home as your wife!"
A'Gou: "..."
A'Gou's face twitched madly, this "bride" was too violent, not to mention not being able to consummate the marriage, he'd probably be beaten to death.
Swallowing again, "I, I better choose the first one..."
Marry Su Chen home? Might as well be thrown into the river...
"Then lie down properly on the raft for me!"
A'Gou had no choice but to obediently do so.
"Ghost Master, what the hell is going on?" The villagers finally noticed something was amiss.
Their River God, not only was he beaten, but now he was being stepped on like a dog on the wooden raft.
Is this the River God?
Absolutely not.
Su Chen was stepping on the River God while his palm secretly struck the air behind him.
The raft swiftly moved towards the shore.
"This, isn't this Brother Su Chen? Why has the bride turned into Brother Su Chen?" As the raft neared, the villagers finally saw the scene on the raft clearly, but their minds seemed unable to comprehend it at that moment.
"What on earth is going on?" Everyone looked puzzled.
Su Chen casually threw the dog on the ground and said, "Just ask him, and you'll know."
"The dog?" Finally, some villagers recognized him.
Although the dog had left the village many years ago, his dog-like face had become more and more prominent, impossible not to recognize.
"Dog, are you impersonating the River God?" the villagers roared angrily.
Surrounded by angry burly men, the dog trembled with fear.
This was definitely the rhythm of being thrown into the river.
"Big Landlord, just ask the dog properly, and you'll understand what happened," Su Chen said to the Big Landlord with a smile.
However, the Big Landlord's face changed slightly.
The dog also saw the so-called Big Landlord.
His small eyes suddenly widened, filled with shock. It's her!
When he left, the Big Landlord wasn't yet the Big Landlord, just a little girl barely different from Aduo.
Now she had become a stunningly beautiful woman.
But, this wasn't the reason for the dog's shock.
The dog was shocked because the Big Landlord had another identity.
An identity not of this village!
"Wife, did I do well?" Su Chen said to Lin Xi with a grin, whispering.
"Why didn't you tell me earlier, you scared me to death!" Lin Xi gave Su Chen a look, but her face still showed happiness. Check My Virtual Library Empire (MV1LEMP1YR) for the latest updates.
"Well, wife, how do you plan to reward me?"
A playful smile appeared on Lin Xi's face as she said, "How about I marry Aduo to you?"
Su Chen: "..."
"Dog, you are really bold!" Just then, the Big Landlord took a step forward and kicked the dog in the chest before he had time to speak.
The dog didn't even have time to react before he was sent flying, landing in front of a Ghost Master.
Three Ghost Masters saw the dog being captured by Su Chen and felt trouble brewing.
If the dog revealed their doings, it would spell disaster for them.
Seeing the dog kicked over by the Big Landlord, a look of joy appeared on their faces.
One of the Ghost Masters immediately grabbed the dog's neck, lifted him up, and said, "You are really bold, daring to cause trouble at the River God's wedding!"
Then, with the other hand, he quickly touched several acupoints on the dog's body.
"Stop!" Su Chen's expression changed drastically upon seeing this.
But it was too late.
Pop, pop, pop!
A series of snapping sounds came from the dog's body.
Then, his body went limp and collapsed.
Su Chen's brow furrowed.
It seems these Ghost Masters weren't entirely lacking in skill.
That acupoint technique was quite ferocious.
Known as Broken Vein Hand.
A person struck by the Broken Vein Hand would have all veins broken, becoming a useless person, unable to move or even speak.
By doing this, the Ghost Master naturally wanted to prevent the dog from revealing their secrets.
But Su Chen was puzzled, why did the Big Landlord suddenly attack without asking questions?
And why kick the dog toward the three Ghost Masters? Was it intentional, or merely a coincidence?