Chapter 133: Exploding Fat Waist
"Guys, no offense, but how can you be into someone this ugly?"
"Look at that face, tsk tsk, like the bark of a thousand-year-old tree."
"And then look at that chest, huh, has it been run over by a road roller?"
"..."
"With a body shape like fat waist, exploding butt, flat chest, and wide cheeks, you all dare to take her, aren't you afraid of leaving a shadow, having nightmares about her at night?"
Su Chen had a look of disgust on his face.
That's right, the person who came out of the shadows was none other than Su Chen.
But the moment he appeared, he launched into a personal attack.
He completely baffled the three Ghost Masters.
Big Landlord, on the other hand, was furious.
Su Chen knew who she was.
Was she that ugly?
Since when did her skin look like thousand-year-old tree bark?
Her chest had been run over by a road roller?
At least, even though I'm not majestic, I'm not flat-chested!
And what's with the fat waist, exploding butt, flat chest, wide cheeks...
Does my body really look that bad?
Though she wanted nothing more than to kick this bullshit-spewing guy to death, at this moment Big Landlord was actually grateful to Su Chen.
"Guys, listen to me, this type of trash, if you put her in an alley, not even 20 bucks would get her picked up..."
"You, who the hell are you?" The three Ghost Masters finally reacted, frowning.
"Uh... I'm just passing by, passing by, please continue, continue..." Su Chen said with a grin and then prepared to leave.
"Stop!"
"Three brothers, is there anything else you need?" Su Chen trembled, turning back.
"Hmph, of course it's something good!" The three Ghost Masters exchanged a look, with a hint of evil emerging in their eyes.
Indeed, it was the influence of alcohol that had brought the wicked thoughts, but now, after being told off by Su Chen, it kind of made sense.
The woman's body wasn't as exaggerated as he described.
But that face, upon a closer look, really was hard to stomach.
However, the night is long, and if they don't find some entertainment, it'll be tough to endure.
"What, what good thing?" Su Chen felt something bad was about to happen.
One of the Ghost Masters gave an evil smirk and said, "You, go and be with her... heh heh, you know what I mean."
"Ah?" Su Chen was first stunned, then said with a distressed face, "Brothers, please no, what if it leaves a trauma, then what?"
"Just do as you're told, why so much nonsense?" Ghost Master snapped coldly.
Let this smart-mouth enjoy his show.
Forced by the intimidating presence of the three Ghost Masters, Su Chen had no choice but to walk towards Big Landlord, innocence in his eyes.
Big Landlord glared fiercely, her eyes seeming to say, try me.
"Brother, this woman is fierce, what if she takes revenge on me?" Su Chen turned around and spoke to the Ghost Masters.
"What are you afraid of, she's been hit by Soft Bone Fragrance, she can't move at all; after you finish, just kill her, then how can she retaliate?" Ghost Master chuckled.
"Since the brothers say so, then I feel relieved." Su Chen wore a relieved expression.
Big Landlord trembled with rage, unable to believe that this guy would take advantage of her vulnerability.
But now, she couldn't gather any strength in her body, unable to resist.
She could only watch helplessly as Su Chen's hand reached out towards her.
"Thinking of my high status... to suffer such immense humiliation, well, this also gives me a reason to kill him..." Big Landlord silently closed her eyes, resigning to the reality.
Finally, Su Chen's hand rested on Big Landlord's waist.
Two clear tears fell from her eyes.
Then, she felt her body being lifted.
The rushing wind sound passed by her ears.
"Stop!"
Behind her was the furious roar of Ghost Master.
Big Landlord realized what was happening.
Su Chen wasn't trying to hurt her; he was rescuing her...
Holding Big Landlord in his arms, Su Chen ran while from the corner of his eye, he suddenly caught sight of a Ghost Master pulling a black object from behind his black robe, which made Su Chen's eyes widen.
That was an MP5 submachine gun!
Without any hesitation, he rushed towards the river still holding Big Landlord.
Splash!
A large splash erupted. Content sourced from MV4LEMPYR – My Virtual Library Empire.
Both of their bodies submerged into the river.
The Ghost Master holding the submachine gun immediately started firing crazily at the spot where they had jumped in.
Dadada!
Bullets poured into the water like raindrops.
Su Chen's expression changed, and he quickly changed direction underwater to avoid the incoming bullets.
Meanwhile, he kept Big Landlord's body shielded below him.
Soon, the flurry of bullets ceased.
"Dammit! He got away!"
Three Ghost Masters stood by the riverside, cursing incessantly as they watched the water surface gradually calm down in the night.
Su Chen hadn't expected these three Ghost Masters to have firearms; he didn't dare to surface immediately with Big Landlord, instead swiftly swimming downstream.
The effects of Soft Bone Fragrance hadn't worn off on Big Landlord, and she couldn't hold her breath.
Just as Big Landlord's consciousness started to blur, suddenly, a warm flow of air entered her mouth.
Her consciousness gradually returned, and then she saw a handsome face close at hand.
After falling into the water, the cloth around Su Chen's head had already been washed away.
Big Landlord tried to push Su Chen away but couldn't muster any strength.
And she knew that Su Chen was giving her mouth-to-mouth.
Otherwise, she might have drowned.
A few minutes later, several hundred meters downstream, the two surfaced.
Su Chen swam with Big Landlord to the shore.
After being soaked in the cold water, the effects of the Soft Bone Fragrance had diminished a bit, and though she was unable to exert much strength, she could barely move.
Big Landlord abruptly raised her hand to slap Su Chen.
This was her first kiss, and this bastard had taken it.
But her hand ultimately stopped mid-air.
Because she saw Su Chen's shoulder bleeding.
It was from a bullet during their time in the river.
And Su Chen had been shot because he used his body to shield her below him.
Otherwise, it might have been her who was hit.
A trace of softness appeared in Big Landlord's icy eyes.
Her hand finally slowly came down.
Half an hour later, the two returned home.
Su Chen was taken to Big Landlord's room.
"I don't have anesthetics here, so bear with it," Big Landlord said as she placed Dagger on an alcohol lamp to sterilize it, frowning.
"Really? Being a doctor and you don't have anesthetics..." Su Chen grimaced in discomfort.
Although he wasn't afraid of pain, that didn't mean he liked it.
"There is none, do you still want to remove it?" Big Landlord said coldly.
"Remove it…" Su Chen said with a pained expression.
If there was no anesthetic, so be it; the bullet couldn't stay in his flesh forever.
Actually, Big Landlord did have anesthetics.
But why she wouldn't use it on Su Chen, only she knew.
"Hiss…" Su Chen inhaled sharply due to the pain.
After all, digging a bullet out from the flesh was absolutely not a pleasant feeling.
"Big Landlord, how about you tell a joke to distract me?"
"I don't know any," Big Landlord slightly frowned.
"Ah, you can't tell jokes? Then let me tell you one. So, one day Hua Mulan was charging into battle when suddenly her period started…"