Turning My Junior Sister into a Mary Sue In Xianxia Yuri World

The sun peeked out from the horizon. Dawn ushered in a new day.

No one knew how much time had passed, but as light filled the window, a beam of sunlight fell on Ye Anping’s tightly closed eyes.

His brow twitched slightly, and he slowly woke up, opening his eyes to stare at the ceiling of his room. Likely due to the previous day’s exertions, coupled with his tender moments with his junior sister, he had slept unusually deeply.

But soon, he felt his chest heavy and stifled, as if a cat were lying atop it, making it difficult to breathe.

His deep purple eyes shifted slowly to his chest, only to see Xiaotian sprawled on his blanket, squinting its eyes and grinning at him mischievously.

Its tiny feet, no larger than fingertips, swung back and forth behind it.

『Anping, good morning~~ You slept quite soundly, huh? Tired out from yesterday? Hehe~~』

“… …”

The ethereal, slightly echoing voice entered his ears. Ye Anping gritted his teeth slightly and shifted his gaze back to the ceiling. Holding his breath, he sat up straight from the bed.

Xiaotian quickly floated up from the blanket, circled him once, and then perched on his shoulder.

『The weather’s pretty cold today. Wear something warm! The morning is the best time of day! What’s your plan? Morning practice? Or breakfast? Hmm?』

“… …”

What kind of “Siri” was this?

Ye Anping remained unmoved, pretending not to see it.

Although he knew it was obvious he was ignoring it, he truly didn’t want to respond.

He felt that if he said even one word, this little thing could chatter by his ear for an entire day without stopping.

Just like the parrot that Sima Xuanji kept…

Sima Xuanji had a parrot because she was an empty-nest old spinster. A parrot kept her company, eased her boredom, and helped her stave off loneliness.

But he wasn’t some old man, nor did he suffer from depression or social anxiety. Why would he need a little creature to chatter noisily in his ear every day?

Ye Anping slipped his feet into his long boots and walked over to the dressing table. He picked up a comb to tidy his hair.

Xiaotian hovered around him, turning left and right, inspecting him carefully:

『Anping, you have a white hair here~』

“… …”

Then it floated beside his ear, peering into his ear canal:

『Wow~ There’s a huge lump of earwax…』

“… …”

Ye Anping’s eye twitched. He quickly finished combing his hair, walked to the full-length mirror, and pulled a clean set of clothes from his storage bag.

『Anping, why do all your clothes look the same? You’re not short on spirit stones—you could buy some nicer ones! You look great in dark colors. You could even get a forehead ribbon. You’d look so handsome.』

“… …”

Great!

Even if he ignored it, it could still chatter non-stop.

Ye Anping let out a long sigh, feeling inexplicably regretful. He should have let Yun Kunwu take Xiaotian away yesterday.

Finally, with a face full of helplessness, he turned to Xiaotian and said, “Can you stop talking?”

Seeing its incessant chatter finally take effect, Xiaotian tightly pursed it lips, sniffed deeply, and spread it arms as it clung to Ye Anping’s face like a facehugger.

『You finally talked to me!! Do you know how long I’ve been waiting for this moment?!』

“That’s overdoing it,” Ye Anping said coldly, immediately recognizing its exaggerated theatrics. “Get off my face. Down.”

『Nooo~ Let me hold on for a bit~~』

Ye Anping narrowed his eyes slightly and gritted his teeth. “Get—off—me—”

Sensing that Ye Anping was truly getting angry, Xiaotian dared not overstep. It quickly floated off his face and hovered awkwardly in the air, throwing him a playful wink.

『I was just excited, that’s all~』

“Get out. I’m changing.”

『Aiya, it’s not like I haven’t seen it before, and…』 Xiaotian’s face suddenly flushed as it muttered softly, 『…I kind of like what I see…』

?

Ye Anping squinted slightly, unwilling to continue this topic. Instead, he asked,

“Now that the Heavenly Dao Scriptures have changed to my name, can you still return to Yudie soul realm?”

Xiaotian perched on his shoulder, crossed its legs, and spread its hands as it shook its head.

『Nope, can’t go back. All that renovation I started on my house—wasted! Anping, you’ve got to find me a place to live. Come on, let me into your soul realm for a tour!』

Renovation?

Ye Anping frowned slightly and replied,

“Not a chance.”

『Huh?』 Xiaotian shrank its neck, looking pitiful. 『Then where am I supposed to live? You know, I flew all night from Yudie’s place to get here, thinking I’d be moving into a new home and feeling all happy… and now you won’t even give me the key…』

“She knows about the Heavenly Dao Scriptures changing ownership?”

『Nope, I didn’t have time to tell her. After Yun Kunwu fled, Yudie helped the Shadowmoon Sword Sect’s elder capture that fat old man who tried to escape. She was so exhausted she fell asleep immediately. By the way, what happened to Yun Kunwu?』

“He’s dead,” Ye Anping answered flatly, then asked, “If she finds out you’re here with me, what do you think she’ll do?”

『Um…』 Xiaotian thought for a moment. 『Don’t worry, I’ll explain everything when the time comes. I’ll just say I’m now Anping’s Xiaotian, not her Xiaotian anymore. Yudie will bless us.』

?

Ye Anping frowned and glanced at it. “Be serious!”

『Just kidding.』 Xiaotian climbed onto Ye Anping’s head, crossed its legs, and pulled at his bangs, looking down. 『Anping, whether it’s with you or Yudie, isn’t it all the same? You can see me, which means you and Yudie are both chosen by destiny. Two people chosen by fate are bound to be connected—it’s destiny! I’m the shared property of you two lovebirds. Whether it’s your name or hers, it’s all the same. I just live in a different place.』

“Yun Kunwu could see you too. What does that mean, then?”

『That just means you and him are also a destined pair.』 Xiaotian tilted its head and smirked. 『Even though being that kind of couple defies common sense, the fact that he could see me means he’s connected to our fate.』

“?!”

『Good thing he’s dead. The moment I saw him yesterday, I got goosebumps all over!』 Xiaotian shivered slightly before furrowing its brows. 『But to be fair, his destiny was a little…』

“Yun Kunwu was favored by the heavens but born into the wrong family,” Ye Anping said, sighing. “If he had been born to a mortal family instead of the Yun, he wouldn’t have turned out like that. he’ll be a decent man, but there are no ‘ifs.’”

『Forget him—he’s dead anyway.』

Xiaotian floated down from Ye Anping’s head and bowed formally in midair.

『Yudie isn’t much, but I hope you’ll treat her well, Anping.』

?

“I never agreed to that.”

『Didn’t you agree yesterday?』 Xiaotian blinked and pulled out the Heavenly Dao Scriptures, flipping to the first page and holding it in front of him. 『Look, it’s written here, both your names. It’s recognized by the heavens!』

Ye Anping froze slightly, squinting at the page. Sure enough, next to his elegantly written name, “Ye Anping,” was another scribbled name, “Feng Yudie,” scrawled like worms crawling across the page. Above it, in the same messy handwriting, were the words “Marriage Contract.”

“You won’t get punished for scribbling on the scriptures like that?”

『…』 Xiaotian froze, smacked its forehead, and chuckled awkwardly. 『Ehehe~』

It quickly wiped off the scribbled words.

Ye Anping sighed. “Once Feng Yudie has rested, I’ll return you to her. And don’t tell her you ended up here. If she finds out, she’ll definitely try to hack me to death with her sword, and I can’t beat her.”

『Aiya~ I’ll explain everything. It’ll be fine!』

“Did you hear me?!” Ye Anping frowned deeply, his voice serious.

『Uh…』

“Well?”

『Oh…』 Xiaotian pouted pitifully. 『Then can I at least stay with you for a few days? Let me live inside for now…』

“Not a chance.”

Ye Anping rolled his eyes at the flying Xianxia Paimon, turned around, and untied the belt of his sleeping robe. He tossed the robe on the floor, preparing to change.

『Aiya~』 Xiaotian immediately covered its eyes, peeking through its fingers. 『Anping, you perv~~』

“…”