[TS] Starting the Broadcast

-Let’s go in! Let’s go in! Let’s go in!
-The promised day has arrived!
-Host, come out quickly!
-You didn’t run away, did you? You didn’t run away, did you? You didn’t run away, did you?

“……”
As soon as the broadcast starts, the viewers’ reactions are no joke.
It’s not that I had forgotten.
The populist promises I made to viewers to break the special mission when I was doing stock content in the past.
At that time, I was so busy that I set a one-month grace period.
And after that, to the viewers who kept demanding that I keep my promise, I finally set a date saying I would do it a day or two after the Blame Others Tournament ended.
And finally, that day has come.
The promise to randomly choose one out of five candidates that the viewers want.
My hands are already shaking and my throat is getting dry.
What content do these malicious viewers want?

-It must be dancing. Let’s do a 1-hour continuous Zero Two dance broadcast without rest.
– Last time Hani did the Zero Two dance for a mission, she was completely like a log. So stiff she could be used as a toothbrush.
-Dancing is too common. It’s a staple repertoire for female streamers. We should make Hani do something more special.
-For real. What kind of opportunity is this, and you’re just saying one hour of continuous Zero Two dance? No way.

“You devils! How can a person dance continuously for an hour without rest? And you’re calling that ‘just’?”
These viewers would make even Satan cry and run away.
As I keep watching, opinions start coming out in all directions.

-How about an outdoor broadcast? It would be fun to go to an amusement park alone and go through a haunted house or horror experience. Screaming all day long.
-None of that is needed. Let’s go for a pool villa bikini cam broadcast, go go.
-If you want to see that kind of thing, just go to a common female cam broadcast.
-Something like a haunted house wouldn’t be much different from the horror game last time. Let’s boldly upgrade and go for bungee jumping.
-Bungee jumping. Let’s do paragliding after that, go go.

“I’m quitting this broadcast. Don’t look for me.”
By pretending to be completely sulky, I was barely able to lower the level of broadcast content that the viewers wanted.

“Then these five candidates are confirmed, right? I’m telling you clearly, there’s no changing once it’s decided.”

-Don’t change your words, host.
-Are you possibly manipulating the ladder? I’m warning you in advance, if you play tricks, your head will fly off.

After receiving viewers’ opinions and going through voting for about 30 minutes, it was narrowed down to a total of five content options.
I prepare to put them into the ladder program and run it.

‘Ugh… this is really the worst.’
I want to refuse all of them, but I was planning to promote YouTube at the end of today’s broadcast.
A situation where I have no choice but to be thoroughly submissive in front of the viewers.
With a deep sigh, I checked the first content.

“Number 1 is bungee jumping. Huh… real devils.”

-Kuh! I was counting on it.
-Can’t resist bungee jumping . Ready to record the screams!
-Is it possible to do bungee jumping without a rope?
-Of course not  These malicious ones are really crazy.

“Number 2 is a 48-hour non-stop broadcast.”

-I clearly said. Sleeping is only allowed in places visible on the cam screen.
-ㅋ Really looking forward to the host’s sleeping habits.
-The host’s snoring sound… this is precious.

“Are you really perverts? Number 3 is using cat speech for over 3 hours with cam on.”

– Hurry and meow.
-The person above is ‘real’. At a level that can’t be approached casually ㄷㄷ;;
-If number 3 is chosen and rumors spread, those TwitchTV people who came last time will probably come again for real ㅋ

“Number 4 is attempting to clear Jar Game or Jump King in a non-stop broadcast.”

-Ah, how did this end up as a candidate?
-Super boring. The 10 nobles collectively voted for this.
-If number 4 is chosen, it’s definitely manipulation. I’ll report it right away!

“Number 5 is busking in Hongdae, singing at least 3 songs.”

-Isn’t the host quite good at singing? It would be really fun if she was tone-deaf and sang embarrassedly. This is a bit disappointing.
-The one above is really malicious. I think I’m a kind viewer.
-I saw you spamming chat saying number 3 earlier.
-Please, anything but number 4.

Looking at the candidates gathered, I really felt dizzy.
Number 4 was the best option.
Please let it be number 4.
I pressed the start button on the ladder program while praying desperately in my heart.

-Is something big coming? Is something big coming? Is something big coming?
-If you’re Korean, let’s cheer for number 2 please.
-No, how can you not do number 3? Shut up and it’s number 3!

Amidst the viewers’ divided opinions, the line that started from the top was gradually leaning to the right.
Viewers were jeering as it looked like either number 4 or 5 would be chosen.
I was holding my breath, hoping for a 50% chance.

“…!”
But at the last moment, it sharply changes direction.
Number 4, number 4! No, number 3!

-ㄲㄲㄲ So close. I wanted to see bungee jumping.
-It’s a shame, but Hani meowing is precious. Not bad.
– This will remain a lifelong black history.
-Recording prep complete! Ready to save!

“Uh, ahh… Do I have to start this right now?”

-Isn’t that obvious? Are you trying to drag it out for another month?
-Hani, I didn’t think you were like this, are you changing your words again?
-Hell
-Hell
-Hell
-Hell

“Ah, alright. I’ll do it… meow.”
Having to add ‘meow’ at the end of every sentence.
Just imagining it makes my hands and feet curl up and my whole body twist.
But I had to put it into practice ‘directly’ right away.
This is going to be at least a month’s worth of cringing under the blanket.

-Hey! Is it right to do this without even turning on the cam?
-Disappointing. I didn’t know you were a BJ who breaks promises so easily.

“Ugh…”

[As the manager who can be called the Goddess’s representative, there must never be an instance of breaking promises with believers.]

Viewers spamming “hell”.
Even the helper speaking hatefully without considering my feelings at all.
I have pride too!
If you trample on my pride like this, I’ll become a monster then!

[Really?]

“J-Just you wait!”

-She says just you wait ㅋ
-Hey, are you crying? Are you crying?  This guy is really crying.
-Hani’s impact is top-tier today .
-Ah, is this what it feels like to become an S? It might not be bad?

I quickly ended the broadcast.
It’s over now.
After announcing through a notice that I’ll start the penalty broadcast at 7 PM, I prepare my heart.

“First, I’ll stop by the nearest store to buy ‘that’.”

[Amazing. I didn’t think you’d go this far…]

“Shut up!”
Since it’s come to this, I’m going all out.

“I’ll make you regret provoking me.”
I, Lee Kang-jun, no, 24-year-old BJ Lee Hani.
Just for today, I’ll give up being ‘human’.

[Hani cried and ran away during today’s broadcast, spilling the tea. (+57)]
[Was I the only one who laughed at Hani’s “just you wait” line? (+53)]
[Reasons to look forward to Hani’s penalty broadcast at 7 PM today! (+48)]
[Analysis of Hani’s mid carry power, upvote if you agree! (+45)]

“Hehehe, now we’re all going to die together.”

[Hmm, your state doesn’t seem normal. I recommend taking a deep breath and finding peace of mind.]

“You’re the ones who made me a monster!”

[……]

It’s 1 minute before 7 PM.
I check the cam and outfit, and carefully review the prepared song list.
50, 40, 30 seconds… My heart trembles as much as the time counts down.
And finally, at 7 PM sharp, the broadcast begins.

-This is the first time I’ve looked forward to a broadcast like this .First entry!
-Is this the broadcast where they say there’s a pretty cat? I came to see .
-Host, come out quickly. Just you wait .
-For real, the malicious ones are excited.

The chat window is in chaos.
It was boasting almost the maximum firepower for an individual, not a joint broadcast.
The number of viewers rising like crazy.
This is clearly not just the power of New Continent TV alone.
Sure enough, ‘they’ appeared.

-Can we see Himari-chan today?
-Wrong, it should be Hayuru-chan.
-No, why do these Twitch people set their concept so disgustingly . Do it in moderation.
-Monsters consumed by their concept.

People from TwitchTV who came on an expedition after hearing rumors in the gallery.
Thanks to them, the number of viewers instantly broke through 600 and was heading towards 700.

-Host, open the door quickly!
-Kitty, your servant is here. Come out quickly!
-Hani-nyan, want some treats? 

“D-Don’t rush me too much.meow.”

-ㅋ Are you gritting your teeth while speaking now?
-For real, this is a laughter bell. Everyone start recording, go go.
-The cam isn’t even on yet, but I’m already going crazy.

Let’s do some mind control.
From now on, I give up being ‘human’.
Until this broadcast ends, I’m just a slave to missions and points.
With a determined heart, I turn on the opening song I prepared for the broadcast.
The cringe-inducing melody and lyrics coming from far away.

“Your binary choice is extreme! Don’t be too nervous.”

-Th-This is!
-She’s crazy. I need to escape from here. My resistance can’t handle this!
-Something big is coming! Something big is coming! Something big is coming!
-We’re all going to die at this rate!

Didn’t Nietzsche say?
When you gaze into the abyss, the abyss also gazes into you.
Today, I’ll show the viewers that ‘abyss’.