True and False Daughters Joined Forces [Metaphysics]

Chapter 23: The Water Ghost Is Angry

The hole in the dowry was dug by Gai Jie herself. Whether it was selling clothes and bags or working a few more jobs, she would always find a way to fill it up.

Compared with that, she has more concerns: “Master, there is an extremely ugly male ghost in the lotus pond in our school, and he will wink…”

“vomit-”

Gaijie: ? ? ?

If she hadn’t finished speaking, she would have thought she was vomiting.

Turning to look, Qin Jian was lying half-faced under the table, Bai Xingchen was pale, Lei Chuman and Zhao Qinghua covered their mouths and retched, and even Huang Li’s little paper figure had turned into an ORZ posture.

At the scene, only Su Yunshao and Tie Rulan survived the disaster. The former drank the juice calmly because of their knowledge, and the latter was confused because of ignorance.

Gaijie: “What happened?”

“Please don’t mention it!” Qin Jian raised the hand towel given by the restaurant and waved it in surrender, “It’s really ugly!”

Gaijie was shocked: “Have you seen it before?”

Lei Chuman and Zhao Qinghua felt uncomfortable when they thought of that scene, and nodded speechless.

Bai Xingchen’s situation is slightly better, skipping some points that can easily cause discomfort, “We only saw it when we opened temporary Yin-Yang eyes. You… Yes, Huang Li said just now, that ghost can manifest.”

Everyone looked at Su Yunshao in unison, except Tie Rulan, everyone had the same meaning in their eyes: Please, remove the harm for the people, except him!

Su Yunshao: “…” That’s not necessary.

“He stayed there well. First, he didn’t harm people, and second, he didn’t disturb the people. What reason do I have to get rid of him?”

Even the Celestial Master can’t just see a ghost and get rid of it, right?

People are divided into good and evil, and so are ghosts.

“A frightened ghost like me is not included in the scope of disturbing people?” Huang Li raised his small hand weakly.

Su Yunshao smiled: “I’m sorry, this is the business of the underworld, and Tianshi doesn’t care.”

Huang Li threw himself on the table on the spot, turned over to lie down, put his hands on his lower abdomen, and performed a “peaceful death” live.

Su Yunshao felt that this person’s real hobby should be acting, not painting.

“Do I need to get you two eyes?”

Huang Li raised his head slightly: “If it’s not troublesome.”

Su Yunshao poked two holes for him, and the little paper man immediately had two more pea-eyes, and then the “peaceful death” was upgraded to “the tearful version of peaceful death”.

“Hahaha—” The atmosphere in the box instantly became active.

Qin Jian: “Brother Emma, you are so funny!”

Lei Chuman: “I think you can do a comic by yourself.”

Zhao Qinghua: “Do I have to wear another small skirt? Comics can’t have only male protagonists.”

Huang Li was instantly horrified, turned over and hid behind the tall juice bottle, consciously felt safe, and probed again: “Following the hit with the mandarin duck, do you still force the ghost man to disguise himself as a woman? Isn’t the speed of humanity’s decline too fast? Hurry up? Please be yourself!”

Bai Xingchen couldn’t help it anymore, and complained: “Everyone present is human, except you.”

Huang Li: “…” You still have to work hard to live these days, it’s too hard to be a ghost!

After a while, back to the topic.

Gai Jie asked, “Master, will the ghost really not disturb the people? I can see it, and other students in the Academy of Fine Arts should also be able to see it.”

This is also a problem, it is best to warn the water ghost so that he does not come out to be scary.

Su Yunshao thought for a while: “There were hundreds of ghosts walking at night last night, how many ghosts did you see?”

Asking this is mainly because she wants to know how much Gaijie’s eyes have been affected by Yin Qi.

However, as soon as the words “Hundred Ghosts Night Walk” came out, the happy atmosphere of the sand sculptures in the box that was still lively and bustling instantly turned down, approaching minus zero.

The corners of Gai Jie’s mouth stiffened, and she stammered, “I only see that ghost, and at most I hear Huang Li’s voice telling me to run away. There’s nothing else…” At the end, she couldn’t help crying. sound.

Knowing that there were hundreds of ghosts walking at night last night, she would hide in the dormitory and paint!

The faces of the other people are not good-looking, and the literal meaning of Hundred Ghosts Night Walk is terrifying enough, and they don’t want to think about it any further!

Qin Jian was the only one who wasn’t afraid, and asked with great interest, “Is it a hundred ghosts wandering the streets at night?”

Bai Xingchen couldn’t help but cast a “naive” sympathetic look at his brother.

Sure enough, Su Yunshao raised his eyebrows lightly: “Whoever told Bai Gui is really Bai Gui?”

“Then, how much is that?” Qin felt that something was wrong. He hated his curiosity, and he was afraid that he would be hurt because he didn’t know the result.

Su Yunshao didn’t tell him a specific number, but asked a question that gave everyone goosebumps: “How many ghosts do you think there will be on Zhongyuan Festival, commonly known as Ghost Festival?”

“I…” Qin Jian still wanted to speak, but Lei Chuman and Bai Xingchen tightly covered his mouth from left to right, forcing him to temporarily go offline.

“Yun Shao, can you sell me a few more safety charms? I think one may not be enough.” For the first time, Zhao Qinghua knew that the world she lived in was so dangerous, and there really was such a thing as Hundred Ghosts Night Walk. Woohoo!

Lei Chuman: “Add me.”

Bai Xingchen: “…I’ll buy some too.”

Qin Jian: “woohoo…” I want too!

Gai Jie rubbed his hands together: “Master, can I buy some?”

Tie Rulan choked: “Master, insomnia is really painful!”

Su Yunshao took a breath and couldn’t help but soften his voice: “One per person?”

“How is that possible?!” The answer was as neat as a chorus.

Huang Li raised his small hand and jumped high: “I, can I buy it? The money can be taken from my wife’s dowry!”

Su Yunshao: “…”

It’s okay if Gaijie doesn’t know about it, Qin Jian clearly knows she can’t be rich, so what does it mean to give her money madly? !

Su Tianshi took a deep breath and admonished bitterly: “A Ping An amulet is 10,000 yuan, everyone should do what they can, develop good consumption habits, and follow the trend blindly.”

It’s almost like saying: Ping An Fu is so expensive, you can buy one for each of you, so don’t waste your money!

It was the first time that Gai Jie met a master who persuaded people to spend less money. She was so fresh and refined… She just wanted to buy more.

“Master, I’m short of money, but if someone dies and the money is not used up, don’t they jump out of the urn in anger? Of course, life is more important than money! Huang Li and I will buy four of them. , it would be better to have a spare.”

Tie Rulan thought about it and felt that the price was within her acceptable range.

“I need tens of thousands to buy a drawing board. The Ping An Talisman can save my life and help my sleep. Everyone in my family must have three. Give me 30 first.”

Seeing that Su Yunshao’s face changed from being calm at first to being less calm, Qin Jian finally remembered the theory before dinner that he was short of money and couldn’t be rich.

Can’t sell for money? Simple!

Bai Xingchen: “I’ll pay with gold.”

Reichman: “Are pearls and gems okay?”

Zhao Qinghua: “I seem to have a diamond bracelet.”

Qin Jian: “It’s better to have a car!”

Gaijie: ? ? ?

Tie Rulan: ? ? ?

Is this what a normal high school student would say? !

The two of them looked at the little paper man on the table who was also a high school student before he died. Huang Li hurriedly waved his hand: “Don’t look at me! My family just opened a few more stores, with a little money, nothing like them!”

Su Yunshao said: I am not like that either.

She decided to deal with Gaijie and the others first, and then concentrate on dealing with her strange little friends.

Su Yunshao took out six safety talismans from the bag and gave four to Gai Jie Huang Li, “Safety talismans are disposable defense items, two are almost the same.”

He gave Tie Rulan two more, “You take the safety talisman first. If you still can’t sleep tonight, look for the talisman I want to help you sleep tomorrow.”

Rather than staying in the box and chatting and wanting to buy other talismans to give her money, Su Yunshao got up first: “Let’s go, go see that water ghost.”

Everyone’s buttocks were glued to the chairs, and no one moved.

Tie Rulan still remembered how they vomited when they mentioned the water ghost, and did not dare to leave the army alone.

Su Yunshao: “…” Suddenly a little distressed, what happened to the water ghost?

“I’ll just go by myself.”

After watching Su Yunshao leave alone, the people in the box looked at each other, their consciences aching.

Gai Jie: “This is a matter of our Academy of Fine Arts. I’d better go and have a look.”

Tie Rulan nodded hesitantly, Huang Li jumped into Gai Jie’s bag, and the two of them took the lead.

Qin Jian and the four sighed, and with the aura of Feng Xiaoxiaoxi and Yi Shuihan, they settled the bill and followed.

So, not long after he came out of the restaurant, Su Yunshao saw a few of them again.

The group took care of Qin Jian and walked leisurely near the lotus pond at the pace of a walk after dinner.

Listening to the sound of footsteps approaching the lotus pond, the water ghost pulled the collar even further, and simulated the image of looking back at Bai Meisheng with a smile in his mind, then slowly turned his head and skillfully tossed… eh?

The water ghost stared blankly at the lotus pond, for a while he didn’t quite understand what was going on in the picture he saw.

There were seven people in total, standing in a row, centering on a girl with a ponytail.

Except for the ponytail girl whose eyes were calm as if they didn’t see him, the other six all turned around and faced him with their butts!

The water ghost was angry: “What’s the matter with you?” It’s rude to use your **** to deal with a ghost!

Qin Jian not only did not dare to look back, but also did not dare to open her eyes. She turned her back to the direction of the water ghost and complained, “Brother, you have grown into such a ghost, don’t you think you have anything to do with it? The beautiful picture of taking a bath in the lotus pond has been tarnished, I haven’t settled the bill with you, what are you yelling!”

“What’s the matter with you? Why do you have to pick the day?!” The water ghost stood up from the water in anger, revealing the upper body covered by the water. His skin was paler, but he had chest muscles and eight-pack abs.

He wore a lady’s white shirt that easily showed his figure and curves when soaked in water. He only buttoned the middle button, showing off his figure carelessly.

At this time, the soaked shirt was tightly attached to the body, and the chest muscles, abdominal muscles, and mermaid lines were looming, adding a bit of temptation and color.

Su Yunshao was only puzzled.

Logically speaking, men who will exercise their bodies to this point must be beautiful, and even proud of it. This is also the aesthetic of most men and women.

What happened to make the water ghost’s aesthetics change so much?

The water ghost glanced over and found that Su Yunshao was looking at his abdominal muscles, and suddenly felt a play in his heart.

The original male’s rough voice was suppressed and tactful, adding a touch of feminine charm: “Little girl, do you like other people’s bodies? Would you like to get closer and take a closer look? You can touch it~ There are eight pieces. ~Super rare der~”

Su Yunshao: “…”

At that moment, Su Tianshi felt that the “Tianshi Code”, which has been passed down for many years, should keep pace with the times, and added another reason for the shot – disgusting Tianshi, beat him!