Traveling through pirates, I have a coquettish system
Chapter 503 Lin Hai brags again
At Dressrosa, Sengoku took a letter that Lin Hai gave him, saying that he must read it to Doflamingo...
When Lieutenant General He arrived, she looked at Warring States strangely and said, "As a former marshal of the navy, isn't your behavior very inappropriate?"
"What did you say?" Warring States couldn't help but be curious and opened it to take a look.
As the two of them looked down, their expressions became more exciting.
Finally, He took the letter from Sengoku's hand and said, "Leave it to me. I will definitely read it to Doflamingo."
Warring States took a breath, as expected, women are not to be messed with.He asked weakly: "If Doflamingo hears this, will he be mad to death?"
Lieutenant General He rolled his eyes, "I'm just delivering letters for others, why are you so angry? Don't talk nonsense there. But what is Fujitora doing? Those stones that were thrown down were all deflected."
Sengoku didn't answer, he just complained in his heart, no matter how many rotten rocks there were, they couldn't stop the Straw Hats from escaping, right?
If a person with space fruit ability was smashed to death, wouldn't it be a huge joke?
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Rows of boats on the coast of Dressrosa have begun to sail into the distance.
Luffy stood at one place, he picked up the wine glass and said: "Brothers, we won the battle with the Mingge family, cheers..."
"Ugh..."
Eating and drinking officially began in the venue, and the crew members lined up next to them and began to beat the porcelain bowls rhythmically, creating a pleasant sound and making the atmosphere even more lively.
Qingjiao on the side looked at all this and always felt that it seemed familiar...
At nearly eighty years old, he has reached the end of his life. After venting his anger in the arena, the pent-up feeling in his heart was relieved.
Only then did he realize that he had wasted his time living in hatred for more than 30 years.If there was a chance to come back again, he would probably join the Straw Hats on their journey, right?
"Ah ha." Thousands of words can only be turned into a mantra, expressing the longing in the heart.
Elsewhere, Luo sat alone, watching everything in silence as before.After all, his character has been developed, and his weakness is in getting along with others, and he has no idea how to integrate into it.
Suddenly a hand was placed on Luo's shoulder, which surprised him.
Lin Hai smiled and said: "I tell you, don't follow Doflamingo's tricks, come here, come here..."
As he spoke, Lin Hai took a glass of fruit wine and violently poured it into Luo's mouth.
"Cough cough cough..."
Luo said with a black face: "You bastard..."
Before he finished speaking, he saw Sauron on the side also holding a glass of fruit wine and pouring it into Luo's mouth.
"Hahaha......"
The people watching all laughed and cheered: "Yes, yes, that's how you drink it, drink it in one gulp."
"Come on, let's toast too..."
"..." Luo didn't know how to respond at all. Even though he knew everyone was showing goodwill, he could only stare blankly at Lin Hai in front of him.
I saw many people surrounding Lin Hai, and then I heard about the cowhide in the field!
"Let me tell you, I think back then, when I was in East China Sea, Luffy was chased from East China Sea to West China Sea by the restaurant owner because he didn't pay for a meal. In the end, Luffy was caught and beaten half to death... ..”
Luffy immediately retorted: "Don't talk nonsense..."
Lin Hai said: "Go and eat your food."
Everyone asked curiously: "What happened next? What happened next?"
Lin Hai gulped down the wine next to him, gestured to fill it up, and continued to blow, "Later I learned about the situation. The owner of the restaurant was so brave. He actually dared to beat Luffy like that without giving me face. Isn’t it just one meal?
So I took two kitchen knives and directly chased the owner of the restaurant from the West China Sea to the East China Sea, and then from the East China Sea to the South China Sea. This scared the owner of the restaurant to the point of peeing.At that time, even the four emperors did not dare to interfere with this matter.
They all shook their heads and were speechless. How dare the owner of this hotel not give Lin Hai, the God of Sleep, face?He really deserves it, even if he goes to them to ask for reconciliation, it will be useless. "
Usopp listened intently and took notes. He quickly asked: "What happened next? Did you kill the restaurant owner?"
"Bang." Luo looked away directly. Should the cowhide be so loud?
Although they knew it was bragging, everyone was really attracted by Lin Hai's words.
No, Luffy didn't eat the meat, and asked with bright eyes: "What happened next? What happened next!"
Lin Hai pushed up his hair with both hands and said: "That bastard can really run away. He thought he would be fine if he hid in the underwater prison. At exactly the same time, Magellan saw my figure, and he was very discerning and immediately pushed the gate of the city to Close it tightly, and then instruct your men not to open the door, and you must not let the restaurant owner run in!"
"Then, the hotel owner almost cried. In a panic, he ran into the Navy Headquarters. Seeing this, Marshal Warring States, how could he dare to interfere in this matter? He secretly cursed the hotel owner for being so stupid and daring not to give him anything. Sleeping God face.”
"Finally, the hotel owner couldn't stand it anymore. He knelt down and apologized to me, crying that he was really wrong..."
"Hahaha, little brother Sleep God, your eloquence is really good."
"Yes, yes, one more section, one more section..."
Lao Cai was stunned and said, "I'm really convinced. There aren't many people who can brag so well!"
Luo couldn't help complaining: "Boring."
Lin Hai said angrily: "I said you bastard are really a pirate?"
Luo immediately asked: "What did you say!"
Lin Haixun said: "Let me tell you, when you are a pirate, you have to eat when you want and sleep when you want. Just like this..."
As he spoke, Lin Hai danced a "tap" dance in the audience.
"Bang Cha Cha, Bang Cha Cha hey..."
Although it is not very standard, the rhythm is very interesting.Take a few steps to the left, then kick your left foot diagonally downward, then take a few steps to the right, kick your right foot out, and so on.
As soon as this move came out, the crew members nearby couldn't help but start playing music. Qingjiao was the first to join, and everyone also participated.
Zoro slapped his forehead, "I really lost to you."
Luo Ye slapped his forehead and said, "Me too."
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When Lieutenant General He arrived, she looked at Warring States strangely and said, "As a former marshal of the navy, isn't your behavior very inappropriate?"
"What did you say?" Warring States couldn't help but be curious and opened it to take a look.
As the two of them looked down, their expressions became more exciting.
Finally, He took the letter from Sengoku's hand and said, "Leave it to me. I will definitely read it to Doflamingo."
Warring States took a breath, as expected, women are not to be messed with.He asked weakly: "If Doflamingo hears this, will he be mad to death?"
Lieutenant General He rolled his eyes, "I'm just delivering letters for others, why are you so angry? Don't talk nonsense there. But what is Fujitora doing? Those stones that were thrown down were all deflected."
Sengoku didn't answer, he just complained in his heart, no matter how many rotten rocks there were, they couldn't stop the Straw Hats from escaping, right?
If a person with space fruit ability was smashed to death, wouldn't it be a huge joke?
.....................
Rows of boats on the coast of Dressrosa have begun to sail into the distance.
Luffy stood at one place, he picked up the wine glass and said: "Brothers, we won the battle with the Mingge family, cheers..."
"Ugh..."
Eating and drinking officially began in the venue, and the crew members lined up next to them and began to beat the porcelain bowls rhythmically, creating a pleasant sound and making the atmosphere even more lively.
Qingjiao on the side looked at all this and always felt that it seemed familiar...
At nearly eighty years old, he has reached the end of his life. After venting his anger in the arena, the pent-up feeling in his heart was relieved.
Only then did he realize that he had wasted his time living in hatred for more than 30 years.If there was a chance to come back again, he would probably join the Straw Hats on their journey, right?
"Ah ha." Thousands of words can only be turned into a mantra, expressing the longing in the heart.
Elsewhere, Luo sat alone, watching everything in silence as before.After all, his character has been developed, and his weakness is in getting along with others, and he has no idea how to integrate into it.
Suddenly a hand was placed on Luo's shoulder, which surprised him.
Lin Hai smiled and said: "I tell you, don't follow Doflamingo's tricks, come here, come here..."
As he spoke, Lin Hai took a glass of fruit wine and violently poured it into Luo's mouth.
"Cough cough cough..."
Luo said with a black face: "You bastard..."
Before he finished speaking, he saw Sauron on the side also holding a glass of fruit wine and pouring it into Luo's mouth.
"Hahaha......"
The people watching all laughed and cheered: "Yes, yes, that's how you drink it, drink it in one gulp."
"Come on, let's toast too..."
"..." Luo didn't know how to respond at all. Even though he knew everyone was showing goodwill, he could only stare blankly at Lin Hai in front of him.
I saw many people surrounding Lin Hai, and then I heard about the cowhide in the field!
"Let me tell you, I think back then, when I was in East China Sea, Luffy was chased from East China Sea to West China Sea by the restaurant owner because he didn't pay for a meal. In the end, Luffy was caught and beaten half to death... ..”
Luffy immediately retorted: "Don't talk nonsense..."
Lin Hai said: "Go and eat your food."
Everyone asked curiously: "What happened next? What happened next?"
Lin Hai gulped down the wine next to him, gestured to fill it up, and continued to blow, "Later I learned about the situation. The owner of the restaurant was so brave. He actually dared to beat Luffy like that without giving me face. Isn’t it just one meal?
So I took two kitchen knives and directly chased the owner of the restaurant from the West China Sea to the East China Sea, and then from the East China Sea to the South China Sea. This scared the owner of the restaurant to the point of peeing.At that time, even the four emperors did not dare to interfere with this matter.
They all shook their heads and were speechless. How dare the owner of this hotel not give Lin Hai, the God of Sleep, face?He really deserves it, even if he goes to them to ask for reconciliation, it will be useless. "
Usopp listened intently and took notes. He quickly asked: "What happened next? Did you kill the restaurant owner?"
"Bang." Luo looked away directly. Should the cowhide be so loud?
Although they knew it was bragging, everyone was really attracted by Lin Hai's words.
No, Luffy didn't eat the meat, and asked with bright eyes: "What happened next? What happened next!"
Lin Hai pushed up his hair with both hands and said: "That bastard can really run away. He thought he would be fine if he hid in the underwater prison. At exactly the same time, Magellan saw my figure, and he was very discerning and immediately pushed the gate of the city to Close it tightly, and then instruct your men not to open the door, and you must not let the restaurant owner run in!"
"Then, the hotel owner almost cried. In a panic, he ran into the Navy Headquarters. Seeing this, Marshal Warring States, how could he dare to interfere in this matter? He secretly cursed the hotel owner for being so stupid and daring not to give him anything. Sleeping God face.”
"Finally, the hotel owner couldn't stand it anymore. He knelt down and apologized to me, crying that he was really wrong..."
"Hahaha, little brother Sleep God, your eloquence is really good."
"Yes, yes, one more section, one more section..."
Lao Cai was stunned and said, "I'm really convinced. There aren't many people who can brag so well!"
Luo couldn't help complaining: "Boring."
Lin Hai said angrily: "I said you bastard are really a pirate?"
Luo immediately asked: "What did you say!"
Lin Haixun said: "Let me tell you, when you are a pirate, you have to eat when you want and sleep when you want. Just like this..."
As he spoke, Lin Hai danced a "tap" dance in the audience.
"Bang Cha Cha, Bang Cha Cha hey..."
Although it is not very standard, the rhythm is very interesting.Take a few steps to the left, then kick your left foot diagonally downward, then take a few steps to the right, kick your right foot out, and so on.
As soon as this move came out, the crew members nearby couldn't help but start playing music. Qingjiao was the first to join, and everyone also participated.
Zoro slapped his forehead, "I really lost to you."
Luo Ye slapped his forehead and said, "Me too."
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