NOVEL WEB Chapter 109 - 109: Not One Deserves to Stay on His Friends List!
Chapter 109: Chapter 109: Not One Deserves to Stay on His Friends List!
“And another thing,” Jiang Li said, taking out a tissue to wipe her lips, “no talking while eating, and no speaking while in bed. The next time we have a meal, don’t try to chat with me unless you’re fine with talking to yourself.”
Jiang Yan: “…..”
Is it so hard to save him some face while the camera is still rolling?!
“Fine, fine, fine, let’s do it your way then,” Jiang Yan said. “You’re done eating now, so we can talk, right? Same rules as before, lend me your phone for two hours.”
Jiang Li tilted her head, “So you’ve been hanging around here all this time just for that?”
“What else? My golden phone got trampled to bits by a cow this afternoon, and the production team hasn’t given me a replacement yet. I can’t even play Snake! If I don’t go online, I’m seriously going to lose my mind!”
Jiang Li wasn’t concerned; after all, she could make some money off this chance. Why not rent the phone to him for a bit?
“I’m off to wash up. Don’t forget to leave the I.O.U in my room.”
Jiang Yan gritted his teeth, “Are you the reincarnation of a penny pincher? Do you have to watch your own brother’s money that closely?”
Jiang Li smiled briefly, “That’s something you should reflect on.”
Jiang Yan: ?
[Hahaha, I can’t handle it, I really love watching these siblings bicker.]
[Is Jiang Yan really the older brother? It feels like he’s totally dominated by Jiang Li.]
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[I saw gossip online before saying their family favored sons over daughters. They have just one girl in the whole family, Jiang Li, but now it seems like Jiang Li holds a high status within the family.]
[You guys actually believe stuff on the internet? There are also rumors that Jiang Li is a little ruffian, always skipping school and learning nothing. Could someone who’s always ditching school help Hua Bo restore ancient books? Could such a person spend all their free time reading various books?]
[No, do you really buy the persona created in the live streams? Jiang Li IS a little ruffian! A friend of mine goes to the same school as her! She’s infamous in their circles. I don’t get why she’s been whitewashed this quickly.]
Jiang Yan, who had been offline all day, finally got his hands on a phone.
He hurriedly logged onto his Weibo.
He had performed so well today; surely his fan count must have spiked.
Feeling smug, the Weibo interface finished loading, and indeed, his fans had increased by a lot, surpassing 500,000.
There were 99+ messages in the inbox, continuously refreshing.
Jiang Yan grinned and clicked on one, but the moment he read the message, his wide grin retracted.
[I’m dying of laughter, Jiang Yan isn’t just unpopular among humans, even animals can’t stand him—chickens and cows included.]
He clicked another—
[Will some maidens stop hyping Jiang Yan’s looks? The son of Uncle Zhao who accidentally appeared on camera this afternoon is way handsomer than him.]
And the messages kept coming.
[If Jiang Yan can’t cut it, he should just stop and go back to being a rich brat. He messed up everything today, achieved nothing, and in the end, his little sister had to clean up his mess.]
Jiang Yan’s face darkened instantly, and after scoffing twice, he embraced the phone and began to fire back.
[You’re indeed more likable than me, the type of likable where people can’t help but burst into laughter at the sight of your face.]
[Zhao Daniu is handsomer than me? Don’t joke around; with his frail appearance, I could knock out three of him with one punch.]
[Ah yes, yes, yes, even if I’m good for nothing, I can still go back to being a wealthy young master, while you could only take your broken bowl and hang around under the overpass.]
The follow-cam PD intentionally zoomed the camera in, live streaming to tens of thousands of viewers how Jiang Yan retaliated against the trolls.
“I’m dying of laughter, Jiang Yan really isn’t leaving any room for the trolls.”
“Scared, I also commented something negative, could I be the next one to get cursed out?”
“Young Master’s mouth is really vicious, the trolls might get angered to death, right?”
As expected, Jiang Yan’s sarcastic comments toward the trolls quickly went viral and made the hot search.
Even someone had specifically started a super-topic for him and named it #DidYoungMasterSlamTheTrollsToday#, saying they would check in daily, compile a collection of Jiang Yan’s sarcastic quotations, and see how many different ones he could come up with.
But it wasn’t over yet.
When Jiang Yan opened WeChat, ready to receive his lackeys’ flattery to calm his mood, he found that the video about him had already gone viral in the WeChat group.
It was the embarrassing silhouette of him being chased by the herd of cows and falling into the mud pit that afternoon.
The same Bilibili big up who had edited his prank video had turned this clip into a satirical remix, and with a catchy song, it had garnered over a million views in just one day.
In the drinking group, Huo Ziyang, who had nearly been hit by a wine bottle Jiang Yan swung, was the most active.
Not only had he posted several messages, but when opened, they were full of his undisguised laughter.
Sure enough, among this group, it was this surnamed Huo who had a bit of capital at home and could argue with him.
In an instant, Jiang Yan exploded and directly clicked into the chat with Huo Ziyang, sending a voice call his way.
At that moment, Huo Ziyang, wrapped up in arms left and right at a nightclub, chuckled embarrassedly upon seeing the incoming call and deliberately turned on the speakerphone.
The noisy DJ sound mixed with his slick voice and transmitted through the receiver.
“Yo yo yo, Young Master Jiang, how come you have time to call me? Done with the farm work? How is it, country life is indeed richer and more colorful than in the Capital?”
Jiang Yan sneered, “Huo Ziyang, quit acting all high and mighty like some big shot, isn’t it just because your mom hooked up with a rich guy by flaunting her looks that she gave birth to something like you? Next time during holidays, carry some more booze to thank Auntie for me. Without her taking pains, you wouldn’t be qualified to drink at the same table with me.”
“Keep your damn mouth clean from now on. Last time in the bar you got lucky escaping disaster, but wait until I’m back in the Capital, I’ll give you a beating.”
“Scram!”
After cursing out, Jiang Yan went through a series of operations and blocked Huo Ziyang.
After some thought, he also blocked all their mutual friends.
He came to see clearly that none of those people deserved to stay on his friends list!
Inside the private room, because Huo Ziyang had turned on the speakerphone, everyone heard Jiang Yan’s tirade loud and clear, and instantly, all sorts of strange looks were shot at Huo Ziyang.
Huo Ziyang was seething with rage.
Just as he was about to curse back, he found out Jiang Yan had already hung up the call, and even deleted him as a friend, leaving his anger with no outlet and causing him to furiously grab his phone and violently smash it to the ground.
“Damn, a nouveau riche’s bastard really thinks he’s some Young Master, surnamed Jiang, you dare to talk to me like this!”
He had been willing to drink with him entirely because he was fun to hang out with, but he hadn’t expected him to be this ungrateful.
Well, he shouldn’t blame him for being unreasonable now!
After kicking open the door of the private room in anger, Huo Ziyang grabbed a waiter’s phone at random and dialed a number.
“Hey, you said before that you knew people in the entertainment industry, right? Get them to find him, no matter the cost, I want to ensure Jiang Yan can’t show his face back in the Capital!”