Chapter 608 (4k) I am happy to indulge in women
Chapter 608 (4k) I am happy to indulge in women
"Donor Jiang Xiaobai, are you going to take this child with you to the core area?"
Bai Xiaofei and Brother Bing had just been chased for several kilometers by a group of zombies and needed to rest for a while. The team of reincarnations who needed Bai Xiaofei's guidance naturally stayed behind.
The little girl in the giraffe doll costume was put down and is now pestering Conan, who is closest to her age, asking him all kinds of questions.
Martin took out his iPhone 4S, took a photo and saved it in a folder named 'The Great Detective's Cheating Evidence 002', and casually asked Bai Xiaofei.
"Um, my name is Bai Xiaofei, not Jiang Xiaobai."
"Bai Xiao what?"
"Bai Xiaofei."
"What Xiaofei?"
"Bai Xiaofei."
"What are you flying for?"
"Bai Xiaofei."
"Okay Jiang Xiaobai."
"..., I originally wanted to take the little deer to a safe place, but the little deer wanted to find her mother, so the soldier and I looked for her home according to the little deer's description." Bai Xiaofei turned his head and looked at a high-rise residential building not far away. The little deer's home was there. And by chance, this building was the building where the Reincarnation Team used it as a base to rest last night. The whole building had been checked by them, and now there was no corpse brother, nor a single living person.
If he hadn't met this group of people, Bai Xiaofei would be very conflicted now, whether to take Xiaolu to the government's helicopter evacuation point or go deep into the infected area to find his ex-girlfriend. But now that he met this group of people, Bai Xiaofei had the additional responsibility of supervising these little devils. He didn't have to worry about anything more than national affairs.
Of course, on the surface he only said that his purpose was to find his ex-girlfriend who lived in the core area.
"If I encounter danger, I will have to do my best to protect the deer. If I can't win, there is nothing I can do."
"The Buddha said: Lust is a disease, and it brings immeasurable disasters. A wise man who does not seduce women will be liberated." Martin advised: "You may as well become a monk and practice with me. I can let you take over the job of White Dragon Horse."
Bai Xiaofei glanced at the morning jogging corpse brother tied to the electric pole and shook his head: "I am happy to indulge in women."
"If you are stubborn, there is no point in saying anything." Martin shook his head and asked, "Even if you are determined to fight to the death, you must have the confidence to do so. What confidence do you have? Martial arts? Supernatural powers?"
Unable to take out his computer to search for information, Martin really couldn't remember the development of Bai Xiaofei's abilities in the plot. He did have some impression of the killing bloodline that popped up as a reminder in the main god space before. It was an ability inherited by Bai Xiaofei as the descendant of Bai Qi, but it seemed that it could only be awakened in the middle and late stages of the plot.
"I don't have those things. I'm just an ordinary loser who has worked as a graphic designer for many years. I didn't keep fit and I have a lot of occupational diseases." Bai Xiaofei sighed: "After the virus broke out, I used the 100,000 yuan I had saved for several years to marry a wife to buy that strengthening potion on Taobao. I was almost killed by the drug. All I got in return is a little more strength and stamina now."
The potion that Bai Xiaofei mentioned was also mentioned by Martin and his crew in a forum when they were searching for information online. It was said to be a potion used by the U.S. military to train super soldiers, but it had serious side effects and was extremely dangerous.
Bai Xiaofei spoke the truth about his abilities, except for hiding the big knife on his back. It was a weapon that dropped when he killed the Blood Lotus Sect's guardian. It was a magical weapon that could cut through iron like mud.
"Don't just talk about me." Bai Xiaofei asked, "Master, why is Elder Sha (Gin) wearing a skirt?"
"That's his special ability." Martin revealed Gin's true colors in a way that people in this world could understand: "When you put on a pretty little dress, your combat power will increase exponentially, and you will be invulnerable to swords and guns."
"There are such supernatural powers..." Before Bai Xiaofei could finish his sigh, Martin continued, "My three disciples all have such supernatural powers."
Bai Xiaofei looked at Conan, then at Ayumu Aikawa, and gave them sympathetic looks.
But then he reacted and looked at Conan in shock again: "Can you be stronger?"
All the cards have been revealed, so the kid's personality has to be maintained. Conan had no choice but to put his hands on his hips and said proudly: "Why do you think I can become the eldest brother? Of course it's because I'm the best fighter."
Bai Xiaofei felt that Conan's normal combat power was stronger than his own. If he could become stronger... he and Bingge were not a threat to them at all. It seemed that what these people said was true. They were not the same kind of people as those Japanese ninjas.
After Bai Xiaofei and Bingge had rested enough, everyone replanned the direction and route and headed towards the direction of the missile that Bai Xiaofei saw a day ago.
"Madam, please take this road!" Bai Xiaofei joked, "I never thought I would be the guide sometimes."
However, everyone looked at him calmly, and no one responded or laughed.
"Is my sense of humor so bad?" Bai Xiaofei felt heartbroken.
"They don't understand." Martin, who was riding on the morning jogging corpse brother, pointed at the three disciples and the little giraffe with his Zen stick and said, then pointed at the soldier brother: "We can't laugh."
"..."The soldier remained silent from beginning to end. With his helmet and protective mask on, the only way to judge his attitude was to observe the distance between his fingers and the trigger.
The group set off under the guidance of Bai Xiaofei. They encountered many zombies along the way, more than twenty of them in total. Most of them were cleaned up by Gin, and occasionally Conan would steal a few heads.
Just after noon, the group went to a roadside supermarket to find some food to rest. Martin didn't care about the three meats and five disgusting things when he was eating. Bai Xiaofei asked him a question, and Martin shook his head and said, "Wine and meat pass through the intestines, and the Buddha sits in the belly."
"Wouldn't it be possible for the Peacock King to sit in the Buddha's belly?"
In the afternoon, just as I was leaving the supermarket, Ayumu Aikawa suddenly shouted, "Be careful!"
I saw a black shadow looming over. It was a huge corpse with a body like a giant, five meters tall and five meters wide at the shoulders.
It's an elite monster! Just like the gecko zombie and the frog zombie, it's a high-level zombie with a much higher combat power!
"Death comes to call me, but people fascinate me and love me!"
Aikawa Ayumu decisively transformed and joined the battle, while Conan, who did not want to transform, withdrew from the battle and remained on the sidelines. "Misttin Kick!" After a crushing fist and kick battle, Ayumu Aikawa used a chainsaw to cut the suppressed giant corpse brother in half. The giant corpse brother's attack power was much higher than that of the gecko corpse brother, but it did not have that fatal regeneration ability. The points were obtained by splitting it in half vertically.
"What kind of flying kick is this?" Bai Xiaofei complained on behalf of the dead brother: "If it's a flying kick, you should use your feet!"
"I don't want anyone to complain about this at all!...Huh?" Aikawa Ayumu suddenly found that the feeling of the chainsaw tearing the corpse brother became strange. He put away the chainsaw and used brute force to tear open the last part of the giant corpse brother.
A green thing with some yellow color jumped out from the giant corpse's stomach.
That thing looked like a square sponge, but it had eyes and a mouth all over it, as well as thin hands and feet, and it didn't look like it was in a good mental state.
It would be more accurate to say that it was too energetic rather than having no energy. As soon as it jumped out, it ran along the street, away from the crowd.
"That is... there are still people cosplaying as SpongeBob?" Bai Xiaofei's first reaction was that the Coser in the comic convention turned into a zombie brother, just like he had met a Calabash Brother before.
"No, I'm afraid it's the real thing." Ayumu Aikawa said in a low voice.
In order to search for the zombies, Ayumu Aikawa has been equipped with a detection tool from the main god space since last night. The tool enables him to confirm the number of hostile creatures, that is, zombies, within five meters around him, and the SpongeBob just now was not a zombie.
Could it be that another member of the Reincarnation Team was accidentally infected with the Corpse Brother virus and is still in the struggling stage?
Before Ayumu Aikawa could share his judgment with his companions, Gin had already rushed out, thinking SpongeBob was a small zombie being eaten by a big zombie, and pressed him to the ground and attempted to kill him with one punch.
However, it felt like a punch on a sponge. Most of Gin's punch force was absorbed by the sponge, and a small part penetrated through and was transmitted to the ground, making a low muffled sound.
Gin thought that he didn't exert enough strength, so he took a deep breath and punched like Star Platinum. SpongeBob kept making dull banging sounds under the continuous punches, and the dust on the ground was raised.
"Stop it, Junior Brother Sha..." Xiangchuan Bu walked over and said, "It's not a corpse, it's just a small sponge."
Gin stood up, but what he was thinking was that even if it was just a dishwashing sponge, it would have been shattered into pieces after being beaten like that.
After being released by Gin, the demonized SpongeBob jumped up from the ground and ran away.
At this time, Martin also became interested in the sudden appearance of SpongeBob. He flipped his hand and a bowl used by monks to beg for alms appeared in his palm. It was shining with golden light and was obviously not an ordinary item. Then he threw it out.
The magic golden bowl hung upside down above SpongeBob's head, just like the Buddha catching the six-eared macaque, emitting a golden light that enveloped SpongeBob, and SpongeBob could not jump out of the circle.
"Collect." Amid everyone's stunned gazes, Martin took back the golden bowl and SpongeBob SquarePants and placed them in front of him for inspection.
Ayumu Aikawa's judgment was correct. Unlike ordinary zombies, Fahai Martin could feel that SpongeBob's vitality was not cut off, but was being eroded by the virus.
Inside the golden bowl, the demonized SpongeBob realized that he was trapped, and instinctively took out a golden spatula and started knocking it around.
Martin found that SpongeBob's spatula attack power was not low. If measured by the point-added watch produced by Ma Wu, it was about 70. Conan, who had not transformed, was now a little over 30.
Of course, with SpongeBob’s limited strength, he cannot pry open the seal of the magic golden bowl even if the chicken has eaten all the rice and the dog has licked all the noodles. Even if Conan transforms, it is not enough.
Aikawa Ayumu lowered his voice and speculated: "SpongeBob would appear here. If nothing unexpected happens, he is in the same situation as us (coming to this world as a reincarnation to perform a mission)... The virus is spread through tap water, and SpongeBob has a high demand for water, so he accidentally got infected with the virus." Then he took out a small bottle: "This is a purification potion. (If it is a reincarnation) it can randomly purify a special state. What do you think...?"
Ayumu Aikawa, who was leading a new recruit for the first time, used the points from the previous mission to buy various potions in order to deal with various situations, and carried more potions than the normal amount.
There is a high probability that SpongeBob is a member of another team of reincarnations and is in competition with them, so Ayumu Aikawa needs to seek the opinions of other team members on whether to use the potion to save SpongeBob.
"Saving a life is better than building a seven-story pagoda. Good." Martin nodded. SpongeBob has always been easy to fool, so it is estimated that he can get some information out of him and ask about the situation of the other team of reincarnations.
Conan also nodded. If it were him, he would not care about his teammates' thoughts and would just save them.
The only one in the team who might be against this act of aiding the enemy is Gin, but what Gin is thinking now is that the purification potion in Aikawa Ayumu's hand can purify the special state of being infected, so can the special state of being hypnotized in his body also be purified?
However, who did the hypnosis? In what way was I hypnotized? If I don't solve the hidden dangers in myself, I won't be able to rest assured when I have the opportunity to leave this main god space and return to the organization in the future...
Here, Aikawa Ayumu poured the purifying potion on SpongeBob's body. After a while, the green mold-like substance on SpongeBob's body disappeared, and the hideous-looking little sponge gradually returned to normal. This also proved that SpongeBob was indeed a reincarnation.
What is this? Can it cure the zombie virus? Bai Xiaofei was stunned.
But not long after SpongeBob returned to normal, water vapor began to evaporate from his body, and the whole sponge became smaller and smaller.
"Oh no, I forgot it's afternoon now." Martin said half regretfully and half amusedly, "The little sponge is going to shrink."
Moreover, this place has entered the virus-infected area, and it is not easy to find clean water here. They have to keep the few bottles of mineral water for themselves, so they can only watch the small sponge shrink and finally become a dry sponge half the size of a palm.
The trick failed, but after SpongeBob became smaller, he left two things behind. One was the golden spatula that the magic SpongeBob used to bang and hit things; the other was a conch with an antenna, which was also a pull-string sound toy.
"This should be the magic conch, right?" Putting SpongeBob in his pocket, Martin fiddled with the conch-shaped phone, pulled the cord on it and asked, "Can we meet the zombie king ahead on the road?"
As soon as Martin let go, the magical conch said, "Okay," while retracting the rope.
Martin pulled the rope again: "Can we defeat the zombie king?"
Magic Conch: "Yes."
"What did SpongeBob do to get infected?"
Magic Conch: "Do nothing."
(End of this chapter)