To Be A Milf Hunter

We were drunk, and maybe because this kind of story was something I'd never heard from porn or even seniors, just listening to Hyung-jun's tale made my body heat up like crazy. Plus, knowing Hyung-jun wasn't the type to make shit up or lie about stuff like this made it feel even more real and vivid.

"No, dude! My dick didn't just pop out, you idiot. The panties came up first, asshole!"

Oh, now that I think about it, he's right. I must've gotten too worked up and exaggerated it in my head.

"But that's not the point. The real deal was that this chick—her name was Hyera, I just remembered—started sobering up a bit and slid my panties down with her seductive nails. Right there, with the taxi driver up front! I panicked and quickly threw my jacket over her."

"Wow, holy shit. That's insane. That chick…"

"Exactly! I was losing my mind. Oh yeah, her name was Hyera. Anyway, so Hyera grabs my dick sticking out from my pulled-down panties with one hand and starts licking it with her tongue. Like she's eating an ice cream cone—softly at first, up and down with that wet tongue. Man, my whole body was tingling, and I swear my dick's never been that huge in my life. After licking it like that, she suddenly takes my massive, spit-soaked dick into her red lips, moving back and forth, looking up at me with those sultry eyes through the jacket—like some Japanese porn star. Fuck, I couldn't hold it in anymore."

I swallowed hard without even realizing it.

"So?! What happened next?!"

"Calm down, dude. Goddamn, you're such a virgin, acting all desperate. So, she's staring at me with those sexy eyes, working her tongue like a pro, sucking hard while teasing my dick. I couldn't take it anymore."

"So?!"

"So what do you think? I blew my load right into Hyera's mouth. And this chick—she's next-level—there was so much because I'd been holding it in forever, but she didn't spit it out. She swallowed it all. Then she sucked and licked it clean, like she was polishing it off."

"Wow, holy fuck. You hit the jackpot. Getting a blowjob from a sexy girl in a taxi and finishing in her mouth?"

"Yeah, man. I thought shit like that only happened in porn. Even now, thinking about it makes my dick stand up in the middle of the night."

"Man, I'm so jealous. Seriously… So what happened after that?"

"Hyera zips up my pants, presses her cow-like tits right up against me, and whispers in my ear…"

"What? What'd she say?"

I was so worked up asking him when suddenly Hyung-jun's phone rang.

Ring-ring-ring! Ding-ding! Ring-ring-ring! Ding-ding!

"Hold on, let me take this and I'll finish the story. Hello?"

I could hear the voice on the other end. It was a woman.

"Yeah? Okay, got it. I'm with Si-won right now—can I bring him along?"

Hearing my name, I got curious and asked, "Who is it? Why'd my name come up?"

Hyung-jun handed me the phone. "Here, take it, dude."

I took the phone, lowering my voice a bit since it was a girl.

"Hello? Who's…"

"Oh, Si-won! It's been a while. You went off to college and stopped coming over to our place."

Tch. It was Hyung-jun's mom. I'd gotten my hopes up thinking he might be setting me up with a girl.

"Hi, ma'am. Sorry about that. Since Hyung-jun and I go to different colleges, it's been hard to hang out as much as we did in high school."

"Yeah, I get it, Si-won. It's fine. Anyway, my daughters are all busy today and won't be home, and Hyung-jun's dad is on a business trip, so I'm scared to be alone. I told Hyung-jun to come home early, but you should come too. I'll make something delicious and we can catch up—it's been a while."

"Oh, I'd love that. It's been forever since I had your cooking, ma'am."

"Right? I used to cook for you all the time. You liked my dakdoritang, didn't you? I'll make it tasty, so come by soon~"

"Yes, ma'am. See you later."

Click.

I handed the phone back to Hyung-jun, and he gave me a sulky look.

"Dude, sometimes it feels like my mom cares more about you than me. She didn't even ask what I like—just what you're into. Tch."

"What, you jealous? I'm just a guest she hasn't seen in a while, that's all. Stop whining and let's pay and head to your place. Your mom's waiting. It's like a 40-minute ride from here."

"Yeah, let's go. Check, please!"

We settled the bill and hopped in a taxi.

"Man, it's been, what, a year since I last saw your mom?"

"Yeah, back in senior year we were both too busy with college entrance exams to hang out."

"She's still the same, right? Still looks young? Your mom was famous back in our school days—ultimate baby face. TV stations were begging her to go on shows."

"Dude, don't even. She says she's gained weight lately. She's been watching fitness YouTube videos and working out in the living room every day. Ugh… I mean, I'm her son, but seeing her in those tight clothes is kinda awkward. Gained weight, my ass… She looks the same to me. That body's still that body."

Imagining Hyung-jun's mom in skin-tight clothes, squatting up and down in the living room, made my dick twitch and stand up again. Ugh, what kind of perverted thoughts am I having about my friend's mom? This is all that jerk's fault for bringing up dirty stories at the bar.

"Yo, forget that—finish your story from earlier. What happened next? What'd that chick whisper in your ear?"

"Oh, that? Buy me a drink next time, asshole. Then I'll tell you the rest. You think you're gonna get my precious sex story for free?"

"What?! You cheap bastard! Are you serious? I'm dying of curiosity here! Come on!!!"

"Nope, don't care~ Dude, I'm sleeping. Wake me up when we get to my place. Big bro's been working hard with his lower half lately, so I'm beat. You wouldn't get it, you little virgin who's never fucked, but sex is a full-body workout. One round and you're wiped. I'm out."

"Hey! You asshole!" I snapped, but he was already passed out drunk.

Snore!!

Sigh, I give up. This stingy jerk.

If he's been banging around like that lately, shouldn't he, as my best friend, hook me up with a hot girl too? People say you can't trust anyone these days, and they're right.

The traffic wasn't bad, so the taxi got to Hyung-jun's place faster than expected.

"Hey! Dude, wake up. We're here!"

"Huh? What?! What's going on?"

Hyung-jun woke up groggy, spouting nonsense.

"What's going on? Give me some cash. I'm not paying the fare."

"Oh? Right… We're heading to my place. Shit, I dozed off. Here, man."

I took 10,000 won from him and paid the driver.

"Dude, do I smell like booze? My mom hates it when I smell like alcohol."

"Why? We're adults now—shouldn't she be cool with us drinking?"

"Man, that's your logic. My mom still thinks I'm some middle school kid. Ugh, seriously. A while back, she found cigarettes in my desk drawer and chewed me out like crazy. Fuck, how many college students don't smoke? Even middle and high schoolers smoke these days."

Hyung-jun's mom looks super chill, but she's surprisingly strict with him. My mom's actually better about this stuff.

"Dude, if you weren't such a screw-up normally, she wouldn't care. You're out there banging around like a delinquent, that's why. Be like me, man—pure and innocent like a unicorn. Then your mom wouldn't nag."

"Hey, let's be real. You're not 'not having sex'—you can't have sex, you slut. Don't act all high and mighty like some unicorn."

I wanted to argue back, but he was right, so I shut my mouth tight.

Ding-dong!

Hyung-jun rang the doorbell.

"Mom! Me and Si-won are here. Open the door!"

A moment later, his mom's sexy voice called out.

"Oh? You're here already? I haven't finished cooking yet."

Click!

The door swung open.

…

And the moment I saw Hyung-jun's mom, I was speechless.

Shiny blonde hair, a small V-line face. Seductive, fox-like eyes. A cute nose—not too big, not too small. Ruby-red lips that sparkled. And tanned, bronzed skin so alluring it took my breath away.

Lowering my gaze, her long, deer-like neck and delicate shoulders matched her tiny face perfectly, tempting me to wrap my arms around her from behind right then and there. But the highlight? The black bra peeking through her tight white blouse, cradling her firm, bouncy breasts with vivid volume. Oh, I wanted to grab those plump tits with both hands, suck on them, and ravage them.

Looking further down, her toned abs had not an ounce of fat, her slim waist curving in perfectly. And contrasting that tiny waist, her firm, juicy ass—sculpted by workouts—jutted out temptingly.

I wanted to hug her from behind right now, slip my hands under that white blouse, rip off that black bra, and molest those full, firm breasts to my heart's content. Then hike up her short black miniskirt, shove my raging hard-on between her tight, luscious ass cheeks, and pound her relentlessly from behind.

A year ago, she was just my friend's mom to me. Sure, she was ridiculously young-looking and sexy, but still. Now, seeing her after almost a year, she wasn't just a friend's mom anymore—she was a maddeningly seductive MILF I wanted to fuck until she was drenched in sweat, no, until she passed out.