Time Travel: My whole family is a villain

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Jiangfu Teahouse.

He Yushi, who had been beaten several times, had to endure the pain to persuade Jiang Sima.

"Don't be as knowledgeable as a child. You are still good, but you can't read poetry. My family is even worse. It's like killing her to ask her to read some books. She has to learn to draw eyebrows all day long. She looks good and can be a good person. Do you want to eat?"

Jiang Sima straightened his hair. Although his hair was messy, it still looked good.

It looks like it can be eaten.

Good-looking things can sometimes be eaten.

He sighed: "I beat her not because she couldn't read. She understood. She knew everything, so she didn't read well and deliberately made me angry. You don't know, the three-piece bathing suit and the clean room, The slippers, pajamas, cotton robes, etc. were all made by her. Her brain is better than my father and my son combined. As long as she makes things that make life comfortable, she can come up with flowers, such as taking a bath. If you can make a shower head and make the copper water bloom like a flower, just so you can have a hot bath, don’t do it yourself.”

He Yushi:......

I am the one who is really scolding the child, but you are showing off to me here.

It's late at night, so what?

"Where can I find that shower? Isn't it even available in the Censor's Suite?" Censor He couldn't help but click.

"It's not finished yet. It's a bit complicated. I made two at home first. If Brother He is interested, you can try it tomorrow."

"Brother Jiang, you can't hit someone with a stick. It's easy to hurt someone. You should use bamboo branches, thin and dense branches, to hit the skin. The pain will be wide and it won't hurt easily." He Yushi touched himself Legs, he suggested sincerely.

Jiang Changtian laughed sarcastically. Although he had a stick, he didn't really hit her. His girl was so cute, so how could he be willing to hit her? He was just so angry that he would pull out a handful of his own hair instead of hitting her. It was not a coincidence tonight. Yet.

"I'm sorry, I'm sorry, Brother He, the tea tonight is so good. It was also made by my Mian Mian. She selected hundreds of tea trees, and finally selected a tree. She planted and cared for it herself, and picked it on a specific day every year. Yes, it tastes sweet and refreshing. It weighs less than a pound a year. It was you who saved her from a beating tonight so that I could collect it from her. It can be said that I got it from you. I must try it. .”

He Yushi:......

Pooh!

Kung Fu tea is popular in Beijing, and He Yushi can also make it.

But there are a few more things in Jingzhou.

There are also tea rules, justice, tea leaks, and tea needles.

A small scale for weighing.

Seeing Jiang Er's instigation of weighing only [-] yuan of tea, He Yushi became more and more displeased with him.

It's a pity that he has such a good face, but he looks really annoying.

Jiang Changtian weighed the tea and made it in a leisurely manner.

He really wasn't lying, this tea is really good.

He doesn't easily get involved with others.

He also felt that He Yushi was useful, must be of great use and valuable, so he took it out.

Jiang Changtian is a person who basically does not engage in useless social interactions.

He is kind to outsiders, so this person must be useful. At other times, he prefers to spend time with his family, even if his little girl pulls his hair in anger, he is happy.

The small charcoal fire is burning, the spring water is rolling, brewing the rolled tea leaves, watching the leaves stretch, the tea turns light green, and the aroma fills the air.

"Many people wash the tea and pour out the tea water when making the first brew. However, this tea is really precious and rare, so when I make it, I don't pour it out and you can drink it directly."

Jiang Changtian held a small clip with a very small cup, not even a sip, but half a mouthful of tea, and placed it in front of He Yushi.

He Yushi couldn't say enough. He cherished such a small cup and tasted delicious. The guest had to wait for a long time and finished the drink before his teeth were wet.

Forget it, I got up out of nowhere and got a beating.

Even if the Holy Emperor hates him, he has never beaten him.

Thinking about it, I feel bad. This tea smells really good.

He Yushi held the hot small cup and drank it in one sip. He felt a warm current flowing down his throat, and his pores seemed to relax, and he suddenly became energetic.

He Yushi's eyes widened. Is this normal good tea?

So what were they drinking before?

I eagerly waited for the next cup, and saw Jiang Er still pouring water into the cup, so hurry up and pour it...

He doesn't mind the cup he drank from, so he doesn't need to drink it.

He was anxious when he saw Jiang Er carefully picking up half the cup with a clip.

I can't wait to pour myself a big glass and drink it directly.

This is elegant, but it makes people anxious.

Another cup went down the throat, and finally all the teeth in the mouth were rinsed.

The mouth is fragrant.

A real mouthfeel.

Censor He thought of the Censor's Suite for one thousand two nights and ordered again: "This tea is good, even better than the tea in the Censor's Suite."

Jiang Changtian smiled and said: "That's natural. Although the tea in the Yushi Suite is picked from the mountains and clouds, you can buy it if you have money. The tea at home is grown by my daughter. If you have money, you can buy it." Not even."

He Yushi: ...I have no money.

Next, drink tea seriously.

Seeing Jiang Er serious about making tea, well, with Jiang Sima’s good looks, it’s true that money can’t buy him a sip of the tea he brewed himself.

This little five grams of tea becomes more and more delicious the more you drink it.

It even feels like being drunk.

I was sweating from head to toe.

Also feeling slightly tipsy.

Simply amazing.

In most of my life, I have never tasted such delicious tea.

He Yushi felt that Jiang Er was right about one thing. His daughter was really good at enjoying happiness and had talents in improving the quality of life in all aspects.

I drank too much tea, got drunk, and got drunk.

When Yushi He woke up the next day, he was confused when he saw the young girl from the Jiang family who was so new that she came to her to do the apprenticeship ceremony.

Looking at Jiang Er wearing a white robe, he looked refreshed.

He Yushi frowned and said, "Aren't you going to the Yamen today?"

Jiang Er said with a smile: "Mu Xiu today, our Jingzhou Yamen has five days off and two days off, which is extremely humane. You have to do things for the people, and you have to do things for your family. Your family is also a common people."

Jiang Mianmian looked innocent. Who knew that when she woke up, there would be an extra teacher.

She didn't believe that her father wouldn't give up even though she was struggling like that.

She really didn't want to be a talented woman or an outstanding young woman. She had done enough work in her previous life, and now she just wanted to lie flat, no matter how flat she was.

Looking at the extremely smart Uncle He in front of him, Jiang Mianmian put on a sweet smile and presented him with a bag of tea.

This was really good tea. She had dropped a drop of it from the spiritual spring, but later she found a lot of ants and animals crawling over there, so she didn't dare to mess around with it.

He Yushi originally wanted to refuse the bill, but he saw the bag of tea leaves.

He couldn't hold it back and accepted it.

After accepting the tea leaves, I also accepted a student.

In fact, when it comes to teaching students, he still has experience.

After all, there are several top picks in the He family.

He didn't believe that he couldn't control a child.

For a young girl, this is a piece of cake.

But thinking about the translation of the deceased Ru Sifu he heard from Jiang Er last night, he became a little more cautious.

He said: "I am very strict in accepting students. I will give you a test. If you can pass, it will not be too late to become my teacher again."

Jiang Mianmian nodded obediently.

He Yushi thought that the question Jiang Er asked yesterday was about the Analects of Confucius. The little girl must have studied the Analects of Confucius, so he just focused on the Analects of Confucius and asked the little girl to write the translation.

As long as it was about the same, he accepted the bag of tea.

The questions asked by He Yushi were very simple and nothing unusual.

The main focus is to release water.

Jiang Mianmian looked at the topic and tried hard to recall the content of "The Whispering Language". She didn't want to learn from Uncle He. Uncle He looked like he had too much hair.

He Yushi had breakfast at Jiang's house.

The breakfast is delicious and the noodles are so chewy. He likes it very much.

He likes pasta.

After I finished eating, I touched my greasy mouth and went to check the students' homework.

Jiang Er actually accompanied him personally.

He Yushi thought to himself, it's okay, don't worry, I won't beat your child.

Pushing open the study room, entering the door, I saw a girl with a straight back, writing seriously, and the posture of holding the brush was also very beautiful, one stroke after another, she looked very well-behaved.

He Yushi thought to himself that Jiang Er doted on his children too much. If the children went to bed in front of him, he would not have such problems.

Look, isn't this nice and well-behaved?

The translation for the translator is also written.

He Yushi gently picked it up and looked at it:

The child is silent, strange and chaotic.

Translation: It goes without saying that Confucius said that people who are beaten with strange force are insane.

Chao heard that, Xi can die.

Translation: If I find out the way to your house in the morning, you will die in the evening.

They come, the security.

Translation: Now that you are here, let’s bury you here.

The deceased is like a husband who does not want to leave day or night.

Translation: The man who died looked like my husband, both during the day and at night.

5. Born in sorrow and died in happiness.

Translation: Born in sorrow and trouble, and died happily.

What Bo Ya reads, Zhong Ziqi will get it.

Translation: Boya thought that he must get Zhong Ziqi.

Confucius said, "If your parents are with you, if you don't travel far away, you will find a way to travel."

Translation: Your parents are still here, so you can’t travel far away. If you do, they will definitely have a way to catch you back. "(Note 1)

He Yushi's face twitched back and forth, and he reluctantly took out the bag of tea leaves from his body and gave it to Jiang Er: "I can't teach you. I really can't teach you. I'll admit defeat and give you the tea leaves."

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(Note 1, the funny translation comes from Internet jokes.)