Time Travel: My whole family is a villain
Chapter 181: Make you a monk
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The meat is too thick and has too many sinews, so it cannot be chewed. It cannot be chewed at all.
The more it stews, the harder it gets.
No wonder swans are not extinct, they are so unpalatable o(╥﹏╥)o.
The small gaps between Jiang Mianmian's teeth were eaten with a toothpick for a long time.
It is necessary to floss your teeth.
Toothpicks are not easy to use.
Jiang Yu was also very puzzled that it looked so good-looking but didn't taste good.
In the food world, you really can’t judge things by their appearance. Generally, something that looks ugly is most likely to be delicious.
Such as bullfrog.
My parents are not here today.
Jiang Yu is in charge.
One swan was broken off, and one was left, which was thrown into the lake.
What a pity, Jiang Mianmian looked at the swan in the lake, but she didn't expect that it was so beautiful but not so delicious.
When Aunt Yin saw two girls who had eaten swans and regretted it, they looked like they were going to cause trouble.
Prepare to teach the two girls to do some practical things.
She won't teach you how to count Buddha beans. What a sin it is. It's so hard to think about it before you count it. There are so many things.
I was about to take out the account book and teach the two girls to read the account book and review it. Did the master make a loss or a profit this time when he held the birthday banquet? Where was the loss and where was the profit? What can be improved next time and what mistakes can be made? avoid.
There are also favor exchanges. How much things the other party has given you, next time there is an event at his house, you should give similar things.
These are the general affairs of the house. You don't have to be proficient in them, or you can let servants do them, but you have to understand them, and you can't not understand them completely and let others take advantage of them.
At this time, a visitor came to the house.
Jiang Xiaoyu and Mrs. Xiao Meng were very excited.
She was not embarrassed or scared at all, she was very generous.
This is also a big advantage.
Jiang Mianmian curiously followed her sister to treat the guests.
Curious, if my parents are not at home, who will come.
It was actually two teachers who came to the door.
Here we come, Jiang Mianmian remembered what her aunt said.
After settling down in Fucheng, in addition to the exchanges of dignitaries from various families, monks will also come to visit.
You can't rush the monks when they come to your door, so you have to send them away politely.
It is equivalent to Buddhism’s true protection fee.
Because monks are also a very powerful force.
Although the two masters were wearing monk's robes, they were noble and elegant and had a good temperament.
Both ladies are very good-looking, one is elegant, the other is solemn, and every move is extraordinary.
Both of them were holding whisks, the kind with long hair, I don’t know what kind of hair it is.
The hair of the whisk of the master on the left is whiter, and the fur of the whisk of the master on the right is grayer, but they both look fluffy and pretty.
Little Mianmian followed her sister curiously, watching her sister holding it seriously and greeting the guests.
Yin Gu looked at her nose and heart, looking like a good Chinese nanny, and stood behind her sister politely.
"Two masters are here. What advice do you have?" Jiang Yu sat upright and motioned for the other party to sit down too. He thought to himself, if you want money, just say you don't have it and give some away. No one's money comes from the strong wind.
The servants served tea.
Jiang Yu remembered that if he wanted the other party to go back, he would bring the tea. Serving the tea to see the guest off was a secret signal.
What if you get thirsty in the middle?
What should I do if I pick it up accidentally?
Jiang Mianmian also got a small tea cup with small sweet tea in it.
She is still young and can use fewer rules.
But he sat obediently, not looking around or jumping around, but just looking at the guests curiously.
"The poor Nifa's nickname is Qing Ci."
"The poor nun's name is Qing Ming."
"I took the liberty to come here because the Buddha's aura in the nun's house is soaring to the sky. He should be destined to me as a Buddha. There is a member of my Buddhist sect in the house. I came here to take her back to Buddhism."
Jiang Yu:? ? ?
She actually felt that these people were suspected of cheating money.
However, the clothes these two people wore were so gorgeous and expensive. Under the guidance of her aunt, she was pretty much able to recognize fabrics.
The two nuns in front of me were wearing robes that ordinary people could not afford without eating or drinking for a year.
The material is luxurious, and there are dark patterns of gold threads. Although it looks white at first glance, if you look closely, you can see many patterns and it looks like it is shining.
The two nuns stretched out their hands to serve tea, and their hands were white and clean. When the nuns were served by others, they were definitely not their own hands. There would be a little blue veins on the hands when they were working, especially at this age. She still looks like a girl, a little abnormal.
Jiang Mianmian sat aside and watched the excitement. These words seemed familiar to her.
Moreover, there is something wrong with the eyes of these two beautiful middle-aged nuns.
What do you want me to do? ? ?
No way? ?
I worked hard to get here, worked hard to grow up to this point, worked hard to drink milk, worked hard to pee and poop independently, learned to crawl, learn to walk, and learned to speak. Until now, you asked me to become a nun, chant sutras every day, and eat vegetarian food. Knocking wooden fish, sweeping fallen leaves, from a pretty little nun to a pretty old nun?
On this day, even if I live a long life, I will not do it.
To live a long life is to become a hundred-year-old nun! !
Jiang Yu heard for the first time that someone in his family had a destiny with Buddhism, and he would take him back if he had a destiny.
What is the difference between this and robbery? I even went to a fish shop and said that this fish was destined for me and I wanted to take it home. If I didn’t pay for it, there was a high chance that the fish seller would maim it.
"You are wrong, my family is not destined." Jiang Yu picked up the tea cup.
"This little benefactor is supposed to be a member of our Buddhist sect and should not be in the mortal world, otherwise it will be bad for the whole family. Everything should be back on track. Little benefactor, please come with us."
The master who called herself Qing Ci stood up and sang a Buddhist chant to Jiang Mianmian, and she was in front of Mianmian in an instant.
The master who called himself Qing Ming actually walked up to him.
I don’t know what the cover-up is.
Suddenly startled.
Jiang Mianmian thought to herself, I am not in the city, where should I go? I will go to the mountains. I just came out of the mountains.
I don’t want to have to go through the process of lying to children in my lifetime.
In the blink of an eye, the two nuns reached out to grab Mianmian.
The two old nuns are very skilled.
I have the confidence to take away a little girl from such an ordinary house.
Then there was no pulling.
Pull again.
Still no pull.
At this time, Jiang Yu and Yin Gu both reacted.
Jiang Yu reached out and gave Qing Ci a big dick, and slapped her away.
Aunt Yin also kicked her decades-old feet out.
Kicked Qing Ming.
My feet hurt when I kicked them.
Then he picked up Mianmian.
Fat Ya shivered in fear.
But he still stood in front of the lady.
He closed his eyes and went over to give Master Qingming a touch of his own.
"It's so scary." The fat girl gasped, kicking her feet hard, folding her hands and squeezing her breasts, holding her round chin with her fists...
The meat is too thick and has too many sinews, so it cannot be chewed. It cannot be chewed at all.
The more it stews, the harder it gets.
No wonder swans are not extinct, they are so unpalatable o(╥﹏╥)o.
The small gaps between Jiang Mianmian's teeth were eaten with a toothpick for a long time.
It is necessary to floss your teeth.
Toothpicks are not easy to use.
Jiang Yu was also very puzzled that it looked so good-looking but didn't taste good.
In the food world, you really can’t judge things by their appearance. Generally, something that looks ugly is most likely to be delicious.
Such as bullfrog.
My parents are not here today.
Jiang Yu is in charge.
One swan was broken off, and one was left, which was thrown into the lake.
What a pity, Jiang Mianmian looked at the swan in the lake, but she didn't expect that it was so beautiful but not so delicious.
When Aunt Yin saw two girls who had eaten swans and regretted it, they looked like they were going to cause trouble.
Prepare to teach the two girls to do some practical things.
She won't teach you how to count Buddha beans. What a sin it is. It's so hard to think about it before you count it. There are so many things.
I was about to take out the account book and teach the two girls to read the account book and review it. Did the master make a loss or a profit this time when he held the birthday banquet? Where was the loss and where was the profit? What can be improved next time and what mistakes can be made? avoid.
There are also favor exchanges. How much things the other party has given you, next time there is an event at his house, you should give similar things.
These are the general affairs of the house. You don't have to be proficient in them, or you can let servants do them, but you have to understand them, and you can't not understand them completely and let others take advantage of them.
At this time, a visitor came to the house.
Jiang Xiaoyu and Mrs. Xiao Meng were very excited.
She was not embarrassed or scared at all, she was very generous.
This is also a big advantage.
Jiang Mianmian curiously followed her sister to treat the guests.
Curious, if my parents are not at home, who will come.
It was actually two teachers who came to the door.
Here we come, Jiang Mianmian remembered what her aunt said.
After settling down in Fucheng, in addition to the exchanges of dignitaries from various families, monks will also come to visit.
You can't rush the monks when they come to your door, so you have to send them away politely.
It is equivalent to Buddhism’s true protection fee.
Because monks are also a very powerful force.
Although the two masters were wearing monk's robes, they were noble and elegant and had a good temperament.
Both ladies are very good-looking, one is elegant, the other is solemn, and every move is extraordinary.
Both of them were holding whisks, the kind with long hair, I don’t know what kind of hair it is.
The hair of the whisk of the master on the left is whiter, and the fur of the whisk of the master on the right is grayer, but they both look fluffy and pretty.
Little Mianmian followed her sister curiously, watching her sister holding it seriously and greeting the guests.
Yin Gu looked at her nose and heart, looking like a good Chinese nanny, and stood behind her sister politely.
"Two masters are here. What advice do you have?" Jiang Yu sat upright and motioned for the other party to sit down too. He thought to himself, if you want money, just say you don't have it and give some away. No one's money comes from the strong wind.
The servants served tea.
Jiang Yu remembered that if he wanted the other party to go back, he would bring the tea. Serving the tea to see the guest off was a secret signal.
What if you get thirsty in the middle?
What should I do if I pick it up accidentally?
Jiang Mianmian also got a small tea cup with small sweet tea in it.
She is still young and can use fewer rules.
But he sat obediently, not looking around or jumping around, but just looking at the guests curiously.
"The poor Nifa's nickname is Qing Ci."
"The poor nun's name is Qing Ming."
"I took the liberty to come here because the Buddha's aura in the nun's house is soaring to the sky. He should be destined to me as a Buddha. There is a member of my Buddhist sect in the house. I came here to take her back to Buddhism."
Jiang Yu:? ? ?
She actually felt that these people were suspected of cheating money.
However, the clothes these two people wore were so gorgeous and expensive. Under the guidance of her aunt, she was pretty much able to recognize fabrics.
The two nuns in front of me were wearing robes that ordinary people could not afford without eating or drinking for a year.
The material is luxurious, and there are dark patterns of gold threads. Although it looks white at first glance, if you look closely, you can see many patterns and it looks like it is shining.
The two nuns stretched out their hands to serve tea, and their hands were white and clean. When the nuns were served by others, they were definitely not their own hands. There would be a little blue veins on the hands when they were working, especially at this age. She still looks like a girl, a little abnormal.
Jiang Mianmian sat aside and watched the excitement. These words seemed familiar to her.
Moreover, there is something wrong with the eyes of these two beautiful middle-aged nuns.
What do you want me to do? ? ?
No way? ?
I worked hard to get here, worked hard to grow up to this point, worked hard to drink milk, worked hard to pee and poop independently, learned to crawl, learn to walk, and learned to speak. Until now, you asked me to become a nun, chant sutras every day, and eat vegetarian food. Knocking wooden fish, sweeping fallen leaves, from a pretty little nun to a pretty old nun?
On this day, even if I live a long life, I will not do it.
To live a long life is to become a hundred-year-old nun! !
Jiang Yu heard for the first time that someone in his family had a destiny with Buddhism, and he would take him back if he had a destiny.
What is the difference between this and robbery? I even went to a fish shop and said that this fish was destined for me and I wanted to take it home. If I didn’t pay for it, there was a high chance that the fish seller would maim it.
"You are wrong, my family is not destined." Jiang Yu picked up the tea cup.
"This little benefactor is supposed to be a member of our Buddhist sect and should not be in the mortal world, otherwise it will be bad for the whole family. Everything should be back on track. Little benefactor, please come with us."
The master who called herself Qing Ci stood up and sang a Buddhist chant to Jiang Mianmian, and she was in front of Mianmian in an instant.
The master who called himself Qing Ming actually walked up to him.
I don’t know what the cover-up is.
Suddenly startled.
Jiang Mianmian thought to herself, I am not in the city, where should I go? I will go to the mountains. I just came out of the mountains.
I don’t want to have to go through the process of lying to children in my lifetime.
In the blink of an eye, the two nuns reached out to grab Mianmian.
The two old nuns are very skilled.
I have the confidence to take away a little girl from such an ordinary house.
Then there was no pulling.
Pull again.
Still no pull.
At this time, Jiang Yu and Yin Gu both reacted.
Jiang Yu reached out and gave Qing Ci a big dick, and slapped her away.
Aunt Yin also kicked her decades-old feet out.
Kicked Qing Ming.
My feet hurt when I kicked them.
Then he picked up Mianmian.
Fat Ya shivered in fear.
But he still stood in front of the lady.
He closed his eyes and went over to give Master Qingming a touch of his own.
"It's so scary." The fat girl gasped, kicking her feet hard, folding her hands and squeezing her breasts, holding her round chin with her fists...
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