Time Travel: My whole family is a villain

that day.

Drinking and drinking, no.

Bohemian, no.

A very formal birthday party.

Unexpected.

The invited people came holding their noses.

Mr. He, the publicist, also received the invitation. He found out that Jiang Sima's eldest son was born in the year of the rat, so he spent his own money and public money to get it together. He went to a jewelry store to get a golden rat as big as a real rat and sent it as a congratulatory gift.

Because it is a life-size golden rat and is solid, Mr. He can be said to have used his money carefully and paid a lot of money. Although some were reimbursed by public funds, he also paid for the production costs himself.

So when I gave the gift, I didn't cover it with a box, but tied it with a ribbon.

When singing the ceremony - Mr. He gave a solid gold mouse!

Still very respectable.

The handsome Jiang Sima held his hand and talked for a while with a polite smile.

Sure enough, money can make people smile.

Jiang Sima smiled and said, "It's thanks to Mr. He's hard work that we can settle down in Fucheng. I'm really grateful for such an expensive gift."

Mr. He's slightly bent waist straightened up a lot.

"You're welcome, as you should be. I wish Master Jiang a long and healthy life." After saying this, Mr. He felt a little awkward.

This is the first time I wish my son a long life in front of his old father, and I always feel that there is something wrong with this.

Then I heard Jiang Sima say: "Then Xiaoxu's birthday will be held next month, Master He must come, they are all members of his family."

Mr. He:...

He took out a hand and wiped the sweat from his forehead. Next month's gifts should also be reimbursed at public expense. These are all corrosion fees, okay.

"Young one, I understand, I understand. Then I'll give you a life-size solid gold rat, which will make a perfect pair."

But Jiang Sima shook his head repeatedly.

"No, no, no, Xiaoxu is a cow."

Mr. He's eyes turned white and he almost fainted...

……

Meng Shaoxia, who was born in the year of Ox, suddenly felt his ears itching.

I don't know who is talking about him behind his back.

Could it be that his parents missed him?

possible.

Speaking of which, I haven't been back for a long time. Do you want to go back to visit relatives and let your parents and grandmother meet Xiao Yu'er?

They will be very happy.

……

Everyone pinched their noses and pretended to be very happy to give birthday gifts.

As a result, Zi Wenxin and Zhi Qichi arrived.

Suddenly he became much more serious.

After all, when Zi Lu led his troops into the city, everyone was quite impressed.

Zi Wenxin also did something that made everyone's heads smoke.

When the rebels entered the city, a group of scholars scolded them.

He opened a banquet and invited famous and non-famous scholars to debate together and set up two debate teams.

Debate: Should the rule of the Holy God exist today?

The winning car and BMW are organized against thieves.The loser will be cut off immediately.

But the problem is which team's point of view is that "the current Holy Emperor's rule should be superior."

This is a bit sudden and unpredictable.

Zi Wenxin's point of view is that it doesn't matter what your point of view is. If you want to win, win first and then talk about other things.

In short, Zi Wenxin is also one of the celebrities in Fucheng.

Not to mention Zhu Qichi, the number one loser in the anti-thief Zilu.

He hit wherever he pointed, he was obviously a top scholar, and he was more ferocious than a wild dog.

The dignitaries who came here put away their arrogance and unwillingness, became much more well-behaved, and had sweeter smiles.

Just drink tea and eat something, treat it like attending a tea party, chatting, and connecting with each other. Thinking about it this way, the gift you gave is not a loss.

Even the food and drink at this banquet seemed a bit bland.

It's not like a wealthy family, a powerful and upper-class family, where the table is full and the plates are on top.

This dish is all about one main thing. If I’m not hungry to death, I’ll lose.

Every dish is very small and very delicate.

There are even three vegetable leaves floating in a bowl of vegetables, and there are twelve people at a table. This is a bit too much, how to divide it?

Sanye kills twelve warriors?

This clear soup has little water, no one is looking down on it.

Do you think the gifts they gave are not generous enough?

When he saw a servant wearing white clothes and a white hat coming with a knife, he was even more shocked.

You're not trying to rip people off, it's not that serious, they gave you a gift, and not only was it a gift, it was also very generous.

As a result, the servant took out the three leaves with a knife, cut each leaf three times into four leaves, and then gave everyone a bowl of soup and added a small leaf.

Under the smiling gaze of the knife-wielding man in white clothes and white hat.

Everyone picked up the soup and drank it for the sake of dignity.

"Straight thief!"

"Zhongshou!"

"Cunt!"

A mouthful of soup went into my throat.

The curse words flowed out.

When the drink is really delicious, there is no time to recite poems and find allusions to praise it. The most intuitive and instinctive reaction is to fuck.

This delicious soup reminded them of my mother, their first love, their cousin, the aunt next door, the upright official who was a prostitute rather than an artist, and their childhood days.

All in all, it is unforgettable.

Just a mouthful of soup.

Eat that vegetable leaf again.

Surprisingly, in addition to the deliciousness of the soup, there is also the sweetness of the vegetable leaves. The vegetable leaves are cooked just right, not rotten or hard, and have a crunchy texture, but they are also very friendly to the teeth.

Fully consider the situation of many people with bad teeth.

A vegetable leaf, no, just one vegetable leaf.

Just the first course.

It makes people have endless aftertaste after eating it, and their eyes will be red.

A little too exaggerated.

The calm Zi Wenxin looked at the crowd and felt that the officials and dignitaries in this city were getting better and better at acting.

Each of these, as for what, is just a bowl of soup.

It’s simply a non-physical performance.

It's so touching.

I never saw you so emotional when my godfather was here.

He took a slow sip of the soup.

Then he drank the soup in silence.

Eating in silence.

Eating meat in silence.

Silently eating wild onions that he didn't like before.

Drink soup in silence.

Silence is the best expression, talking is useless.

……

Of course you have to check your phone while eating, oh no, watch the cabaret show.

At this time, Jiang Mansion's song and dance performance began.

"Boom!"

Everyone was shocked!

……