Time Travel: My whole family is a villain

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Its daybreak.

After watching the sunrise, Jiang Mianmian went back to catch up on her sleep.

Dad went to work again.

When Jiang Mianmian woke up again, it was already broad daylight.

After returning to the cage, I slept very comfortably and very deeply.

She put on her own clothes, got up and went to the kitchen smelling the smell.

In the kitchen, Sister A was standing in front of the stove in high spirits. The fragrance of rice came from the stove, and Jiang Mianmian felt hungry after smelling it.

My aunt was sitting in front of the fire, adding firewood.

"When making this kind of pastry, the heat is very important. It should be a high flame at the beginning. When it boils, then change to a low flame and slowly warm it."

Jiang Yu nodded seriously.

Jiang Mianmian said hello: "Good morning, auntie, morning sister."

She thought to herself that although her aunt was old, her body was really strong. When she got up to watch the sunrise, she slept again, but her aunt actually woke up early.

Yin Gu turned to look at the little girl at the door who was yawning non-stop, with messy hair, messy clothes, and grass mops on her feet. She got up and put on the little girl's clothes again.

Then he took her to wash up and comb her hair.

The little one also takes very good care of his teeth. His few millet teeth are not straight yet, but they still need to be brushed carefully.

Well, the tendency to be clean and lazy is probably hereditary in some respects.

Aunt Yin was not surprised and became familiar with serving her seriously.

Damn, I'm obviously a gentleman, why can't I help but serve him? It's so undignified.

Yin Gu knelt on the ground to comb her hair, trying hard to stand up on one knee.

After combing her hair, the little girl came close to her and actually kissed her old face.

"Boom!"

"Thank you, aunt."

Yin Gu wiped the saliva from her forehead and was stunned for a moment.

Then he picked up the little girl.

"Are you hungry?"

Jiang Mianmian nodded and shook her head.

"I want to poop daddy."

Yin Gu:......

Take the little girl to the toilet.

When I saw the wooden barrel, there was a round circle covering it.

The little girl's little butt just fits on it.

"Auntie, look at me, I can't do it."

Yin Gu got up and went out, standing outside and said: "It's done, call me."

Standing outside, I saw ants swarming in clusters. It’s been a long time since I’ve seen you. This guy is lazy and knows how to enjoy himself. He deserves to be a member of the royal family. Whoever poops has a special tray to hold his butt.

Smelling the faint stench, I heard the little girl shyly say okay.

Aunt Yin came in and carefully wiped the little girl's buttocks, and then carefully looked at the poop cake.

All experienced old ladies who have served the master know how to read shit.

The shape of the feces, whether it is continuous, whether it is hard, soft, or thin, and whether the color is correct or not, through the feces, you can judge whether the owner has eaten well recently and whether he should drink more water or eat less meat or less. Eat sweet.

When Yin Gu was cleaning it, she checked it carefully.

A very beautiful poop cake, spinning in circles, with moderate hardness and softness, indicating that the little girl has eaten well and digested it well. However, the color seems a bit dark, and I don’t know what she ate.

Jiang Mianmian stood further away in disgust.

Although she pulled it herself, she didn't want to smell it, it smelled bad.

She was curious to see her aunt observing her feces...

this……

My aunt likes strange things.

After taking care of the shit, Aunt Yin stood up, a little dizzy from squatting for too long.

Mainly because I didn't sleep well last night.

In fact, she also pays great attention to health care in her daily life.

In the palace, if you were in poor health, you would have been killed long ago.

Good health is the foundation of everything.

I need to catch up on my sleep today.

Aunt Yin washed her hands and came over to hold her hand when she saw the little girl. She was a little angry and funny.

When he entered the kitchen again, he saw the eldest girl pulling earthen melons from the fire.

Seeing them coming, he said excitedly: "Auntie, sister, the melons are roasted, come quickly."

Yin Gu:......

Case solved.

If you eat too much roasted melon, your feces will turn black. It is not good to eat too much roasted stuff.

Jiang Mianmian said sweetly: "Thank you, sister."

Aunt Yin brought out the meal prepared for the little girl, and then deliberately moved the roasted potato away.

As expected, the little girl didn't pay attention, she was still very happy while eating, and she didn't talk while eating.

Instead, he finished eating obediently, rinsed his mouth, and then started to speak.

Because she doesn’t want to have cavities when her teeth come in. The cavities will definitely be very painful at this time, and there is no dentist.

Yin Gu added another comment in her heart, "It's engraved in my bones, it's not surprising, haha."

Smart, but not scheming, she moved the soil melon away without her noticing.

Hey, if he was really in the palace, he might not be able to survive long with his silly appearance.

After Mianmian finished eating, her sister's pastries seemed ready to be eaten.

My sister was quite able to wait. My aunt said she couldn't open the lid because it would cause gas leakage, but she really didn't open it.

She didn't open it until her aunt agreed.

A pot of white and fat rice cakes.

Everyone grinned, looking really good.

Aunt Yin took one, broke it off and tasted it. It was very good.

Sister Yu over there has already shown off six of them.

Jiang Mianmian felt it was too hot, so she kept blowing it.

Aunt Yin looked at the eldest girl's movements and her eyebrows twitched slightly. She still needed to polish her temper, she was too anxious.

Aunt Yin gave the eldest girl a new task and asked her to beat eggs.

"You just keep stirring with chopsticks until the eggs turn into dense bubbles. Don't be too quick, and don't stir back and forth. You have to stir in one direction." My aunt explained seriously.

Jiang Mianmian was curious, wasn't this a human-shaped egg beater?

Many pastries in ancient times were said to be delicious, and it certainly wasn’t for nothing.

Sister Yu is very convinced of her aunt. Currently, her aunt's position in her eyes is second only to her father, which is so powerful.

She was very obedient and started to beat the eggs.

Aunt Yin estimated that this would keep the eldest girl quiet for a while.

Started holding the little one out to bask in the sun for a while.

The little master needs to be exposed to the sun to make his bones strong.

After settling the little girl, Aunt Yin started to sweat slightly on her forehead.

Jiang Mianmian also felt it was strange. In the past, there was no one else in the house, and she had fun by herself.

Now that my aunt is here, it seems that my aunt is very busy, and suddenly I feel that my life is more comfortable.

Inexplicably, I felt like someone was taking care of me.

No, no, this is sir.

We must respect our teachers.

Jiang Mianmian said in a sweet voice, "Auntie, I'll send you some toys, and you can go see my sister."

If you want to teach me, just teach my sister. She is still young and she doesn’t need it yet.

Sure enough, Sister Yu inside had already shouted: "Auntie, auntie, I succeeded. Look, they are all bubbles. They are popping up. One egg can turn into so many!"

Aunt Yin turned around, it was impossible, how could it be so fast.

As a result, in the kitchen, Sister Yu had already cracked three bowls of bubbling eggs, looking at the afterimage in her hand...

Aunt Yin's brows twitched. She couldn't do it at this time. Her emotions were too exposed and she was dying.

"Have you practiced swords?"

"Brother taught me, but it's not fun, so I didn't learn it." Sister Yu said embarrassedly.

"But my brother is worried that I will be abducted again, and he said that I don't need to learn so many moves, just one move, stab, stab, stab, as long as it can kill people. Auntie, you are so powerful. You can tell it at a glance. When I beat the egg That’s how I think, prick, prick, prick, it’ll be quick.”

Sister Yu's eyes were bright, and the words "please praise" were clearly written on her face.

Yin Gu nodded: "Yes, very good, let's come again."

Outside the yard, under the big tree, Jiang Mianmian was playing with the small tree.

She discovered that the little ants called by the little tree could be arranged and combined and written into words.

In ancient times, stones were fished out and words were carved on the backs, and fish were fished out and words were written on the fish's belly.

Jiang Mianmian thought, this is a bit troublesome.

If a group of ants crawled over and wrote a line of text on their own when there were many people, that would be cool, but it seems to have happened.

Just spread honey on the ground to attract ants.

Jiang Mianmian thought the scene was quite funny, and all the rebellion mottos felt artificially designed.

She tried to use small trees and small ants to form a few words.

Finally, the eldest girl was taken care of again. Aunt Yin came out to take care of the younger one. When she came over, she saw a bunch of black ants in front of the little girl. Those ants cleverly formed a sentence: "Although one family is on the river, Chu will die on the river." .”

Yin Gu's vision went dark and her body staggered...