Chapter 14 It would be disrespectful to smoke any more
This is the first time Pu Tong goes to school with a mask on.
What's going on with the indescribable feeling of happiness? Something's wrong. Doesn't he have some strange hobby?
Wearing an oversized black mask, his handsome face was instantly covered.
Just in case, wear a sun hat.
Pu Tong felt that even his own mother might not recognize him when he went out dressed like this.
"Son, why are you dressed like this?"
Okay, pretend I didn't say that.
Looking at the burnt fried eggs on the table, Pu Tong was stunned and didn't dare to eat. He ate the bread and fled the scene in a hurry.
Mom’s skills in refining poisons are really getting stronger and stronger...
Pu Tong's home is a 20-minute walk from the school. I don't know if it is because of his inner feelings, but he always feels that the pedestrians along the way are looking at him, passers-by at work, old men doing morning exercises, and even stray dogs passing by. You have to look at him twice...
"No, I'm almost armed to the teeth."
He looked around and carefully lowered the brim of his hat. Before he could continue on his way, someone tapped him on the shoulder.
"I'm not that person. You admitted it wrong. I'm not that person..."
He was recognized just halfway there? The challenge of not being recognized is over before it even begins.
He was startled by the sudden attack and subconsciously prepared to run away.
"Brother Tong, what are you doing so sneakily?"
"You guy, you scared me to death..."
Only then did Pu Tong notice that the idiot who was photographing him was Liu Neng.
Why does this fat man walk silently? It would be a pity not to change his profession and become an assassin.
"The way you dress is... Oh, I understand." Liu Neng put his arms around Pu Tong's shoulders and started to laugh weirdly: "Brother Tong is a big star now, so you have to pay attention to the influence."
"You are a big star, and your whole family is a big star!"
"Ah?" Liu Neng didn't respond.
It sounds like swearing, but it's not very similar...
It even feels like a blessing.
As expected of me, Brother Tong, he is handsome and can talk!
"How did you recognize me?"
"Brother Tong, masks and other things can't hide your beauty..."
"Gan, what's going on with this feeling of being disappointed but also a little happy after being praised?"
Liu Neng took out his mobile phone and took a selfie of the two of them very naturally.
"What are you doing? Do you want to post on Weibo?" You don't want that kind of thing. "He is already afraid of being rubbed off by his mother.
"No, who can read the transparent post I posted..." Liu Neng put away his cell phone and patted Pu Tong on the shoulder, "Brother Tong is going to be a big star. It will be difficult to meet him in the future. Let's take a photo and keep it." To commemorate."
"Otherwise no one will believe me when I say I know you..."
The little fat man forced a smile from his face, and the wrinkles on his flesh looked a little sad.
I didn’t expect this guy to be a temperamental person...
It seems that the original person has made a good friend.
"Who said I'm going to be a star? I'm not going to be a star."
Pu Tong took the initiative to put his arms around Liu Neng's shoulders and said with a smile: "Being a star is so tiring. You'd better learn to make money and make a fortune with me in the future!"
Make him a plant and beat up the zombies first!
"Really?"
"Of course, when have I ever lied to you?"
"That's fine, but Brother Tong, why are you hiding behind me?"
"You're big, get out of my way."
"..."
This buddy Liu Neng is really good at getting along. He is really able to block people when he goes out without fear of being recognized.
Not long after, Pu Tong followed Liu Neng to the school gate safely. With Liu Neng as a human shield, the journey went surprisingly smoothly.
What? I’m quite unpopular!
really not bad.
"Brother Tong, look..."
"What are you looking at?" Pu Tong glanced in the direction Liu Neng indicated, and then froze on the spot.
They are all people...all people!
The dark crowd was really scary. The school entrance was surrounded by a crowd of people, and a group of security guards seemed to be unable to stop them.
"I'm a student, let me in!" An aunt squeezed in at the front, shouting desperately.
You call this a student?
What is this going on? Is it the end of the world to grab resources? But the school doesn’t have many resources. Do you want to learn knowledge?
Pu Tong suddenly had an absurd idea, such as writing a book called: The End of the World, and starting to educate zombies in schools.
"Let me in, I want to see what this brat Pu Tong is capable of, and he actually hooked up with our dandy!" The aunt beat ten to one, and directly forced the security team to take a few steps back.
"Having watched Wan Wan grow up, can you take advantage of that kid?"
"Brat!"
"Brat!"
A group of uncles and aunties were very excited and had no intention of leaving anyone alive.
"Brother Tong, they are all looking for you..." Liu Neng had seen this battle before, and he had already made up his mind to stay away from Pu Tong later.
Don't splash blood on me!
"I know." Pu Tong was speechless.
These people are all fans of Yu Wanwan's father and mother. They have watched Yu Wanwan grow up, and now there is a kid who wants to have his "daughter". How can I tolerate this? Fuck him.
They are all older uncles and aunts. They are not interested in doing CP. They don't care whether you are handsome or not, and they don't care whether you are talented or not. If you want to be a pig, you will be beaten!
Logically speaking, these people are all mature fans and would not do such boring things. It is estimated that most of them come to have fun, and only a few leaders are really causing trouble.
Pu Tong broke out in cold sweat. Not to mention this group, he felt that just one of these people could beat ten of him.
Never underestimate the fighting power of aunts...
Yu Wanwan, Yu Wanwan, look at the good things you have done.
By the way, what is the composition of this girl’s fans...
"We don't want to delay other children's studies, so we need to meet Pu Tong!"
"right!"
"You brat, if you're a man, stand up!"
If you don’t delay other children’s study, just delay my study, right?
"Brother Tong, what should I do?"
"Cold salad."
It was impossible to stand up. What happened between him and Yu Wanwan was based on nothing, so if he jumped out to make the most of it, wouldn't it be wrong with his brain?
It will be really hard to tell then.
But if you want to study hard, it is imperative to go to school.
"Fat man, let me tell you..."
"Ah? Is this okay?"
"You are right to listen to me."
Liu Neng nodded blankly and decided to believe Pu Tong.
"Ouch, Pu Tong, what are you doing?" Liu Neng yelled, instantly attracting everyone's attention.
"Pu Tong, where are you?"
Liu Neng looked timidly and pointed in the direction they came from, "He ran that way!"
"You brat, you actually ran away."
"Let's chase!"
The leading men quickly turned their guns and led the melon-eaters in a chaotic rush towards the direction Liu Neng pointed.
When some passers-by passed by Liu Neng, they would glance suspiciously at the man wrapped like a rice dumpling behind him, but in order to keep up with the large army, they only took a second look.
"It's so dangerous..." Looking at the dispersed crowd, Pu Tong felt a little numb.
Sure enough, the people who take sides in public opinion are all blind and will fight wherever they are directed...
Without the crowd to stop them, Pu Tong and Liu Neng did not dare to stay, and fled the scene as fast as they could. If someone tries to counterattack, both of them will suffer.
Pu Tong hesitated before entering the classroom.
This is so embarrassing.
If his classmates thought that he and Yu Wanwan really had something to do with each other, wouldn't it be weird to get along with them?
"Look at those two people...jirgulujirgulu."
Pu Tong imagined the scene of being booed by everyone, and felt a chill.
This delays learning too much...
I hope none of his classmates will take CP!
It didn't seem to be a problem if he didn't go in all the time. Pu Tong gritted his teeth and walked into the classroom.
Then he was saluted with attention by the whole class...
From entering the door to sitting down, from putting down his schoolbag to taking out his textbook, he was like a guinea pig in an experiment, surrounded by a group of people.
Pu Tong's Adam's apple rolled and he glanced at the empty seat next to him. Fortunately, the heroine is not here, otherwise it would be even more embarrassing.
Lin Yuxi turned around and looked at Pu Tong's movements with a half-smile.
"Wanwan went to communicate with the school. After all, he is her fan. It will be very bad if the influence is not controlled."
"oh……"
Although he was actually the trigger for this incident, he was also passive.
Let's see how Yu Wanwan handles it. Going to school with such anxiety every day really affects his study too much.
"I didn't realize that you can also write songs."
"Actually, I can't."
"Haha." Lin Yuxi was too lazy to argue with him.
"Song writing is actually not bad. There are not many geniuses in this world, but there are definitely many."
"In contrast, I am even more shocked that you actually like Danwan so much..."
Lin Yuxi's expression was full of joking, as if she was just watching the fun and not taking it too seriously.
"I really don't mean it."
"Okay, okay, I don't want to get involved in the matter between you two. It has nothing to do with me."
Lin Yuxi turned around, and her deskmate Iori Yukino turned around.
"you……"
Pu Tong said nothing and turned her back silently.
Just don't get involved, mascot.
Forget it, I won’t explain it if it’s not clear. Learning is still important.
The day's plan begins in the morning. Pu Tong did not dare to waste time and began to memorize vocabulary.
If you want to learn English well, you must improve your vocabulary. I am very lazy, and English is the subject with the worst foundation, so Zhang Binyan, as an English teacher, does not like him very much.
Pu Tong was serious, and he didn't realize that his deskmate had returned until the girl next to him sat down.
Yu Wanwan glanced at him but said nothing.
"Oh!"
There was a sigh of relief in the classroom.
As expected, they are all CP addicts, please stop.
It would be disrespectful to drink any more!