This S.O.B. System

Quin walked up to the hotel room. Pizza in hand he knocked loudly. Laughter on the other side of the door stopped. He waited patiently until a very naked woman opened the door. 

 

She had pink and blue hair on either side of her head. Her large breasts jostled as she confidently stared at him. Quin’s eyes shot up to her face. 

 

“My tits are down here,” she said, pointing him back down to them. 

 

His eyes followed. “Um pizza delivery,” he stammered. 

 

“Oh perfect,” she said, grabbing him by the collar and pulling him inside. 

 

Once in he struggled with what to look at. There was another beautiful girl on the bed. She bounced happily as she clapped. “Who do we have here?” She asked. Her hair braided behind her head Quin noted how cute she was. 

 

“Pizza boy,” Tiffany addressed him. “My girlfriend and I are on a road trip around the country. Unfortunately all of our funds are wrapped in hotels and snacks for the road. So we won’t be able to pay you.”

 

“Oh but if I get stiffed on another pizza my boss will take it out of my pay,” he said as he set it down. His eyes darted between the 2 girls. 

 

“Worry not,” the smaller girl announced. “We will pay you in other ways. Come sit pizza boy.” Quin followed her words. Sitting at the foot of the hotel bed it already had many stains on it. Picturing what the 2 girls were doing he grew excited. His pheromones soon sat in a haze around the trio. 

 

The multi-colored hair girl began unbuckling his pants. The small girl behind him began rubbing his shoulders. “You may call me Natasha,” the girl at his crotch said. 

 

“I am…Angel,” the girl at his back said. 

 

“I am-“

 

“You are pizza boy,” Natasha commanded. He simply nodded as she began stroking his erect penis. 

 

Angel then pulled him down to the bed. She was not very strong but he let her. She began kissing him as Natasha’s mouth took his cock to the base. He groaned in Angel’s mouth in pleasure. 

 

Natasha’s mouth was sopping wet as she held her face all the way down. He groaned louder as her strong tongue moved this way and that inside. Angel began using her tongue in his mouth. They groaned in pleasure. 

 

Then Angel pulled away. She scooted to straddle his head. Grabbing the back of Natasha’s head she pulled her up by the hair. She took in deep lung fulls of breath. “Will this currency work for you pizza boy?” 

 

Quin nodded as he began eating Angel out. The small girl moaned in pleasure. But she still held onto Natasha’s hair and pushed her down to the base. He groaned but was too busy pleasing the girl on top to slow down. Her toned thighs began to shake. 

 

Her juices leaked out of her down his throat but he never stopped. Natasha was soon bobbing her own head up and down on him. Her tongue never stopping he grunted as he came. She forced herself down and he locked eyes with her between Angel’s legs. When he spurted out for the last time she continued to suck until she was sure she had everything. 

 

Then getting up from the floor she straddled his hips. Herself already soaked from the pheromones he slid right inside. Continuing on Angel she was groaning again but stopped as Natasha kissed her. His seed was soon shared between the girls' mouths. 

 

Licking Angel deeply it only took a few thrusts up to make Natasha cum. As she lost herself in the feeling of him Angel began licking her hard nipples. Pushing her breasts together she kissed and sucked on both nipples at once. 

 

They were quickly in a mess of grunting bodies. When Angel had to tap out after getting a turn on his dick he used his strength to hold Natasha perpendicular to his body and thrust into her standing up. Her massive breasts bounced with each thrust. After filling her up a couple of times Angel found some strength and asked for her turn. 

 

It was a fun night. Some time after dawn Zora broke the roleplay by asking, “when do you fly out.”

 

“Here in an hour,” Asher said. He finally grabbed a piece of cold pizza that they had forgotten about in all the fun. 

 

Zora frowned. “I’m going to miss you both so much,” she said. Tears came to her eyes. 

 

“Us too,” Tiff said, wrapping her in a hug. “Joon said she would check on you once the tutorials are over. But she implied you won’t need help.”

 

“That’s good I guess,” she said. “You two really gave me a lot.” She now had Asher’s Bloodless. Her own non-System user necklace and Nicolai’s storage ring filled with supplies. Also her engagement ring would let off a powerful attack once a day. He wasn’t exactly sure how hard the attack hit for, but with the price he guessed it was strong. “I’m also worried about you. You’re going to another planet and expected to fight aliens. My problems sound like nothing in comparison.”

 

“Hey. We wouldn’t be able to go out there and give our all if we worried about you. I trust in you. So give the System hell.” 

 

Zora nodded. They mostly cuddled and chitchatted by that point. Asher and Tiff were late for the plane but the others were nice enough to wait. 

 

—

 

“Hey Joony. Just calling to say goodbye before we leave,” Asher said. 

 

“Oh thanks babe. You at the spaceship?”

 

“I am.”

 

“Cool right? I can’t wait for our own again,” she said. 

 

“We buy one?”

 

“Of course. How else do we go on all of our outer space adventures and fuck up the rest of the universe?”

 

“Guess you got me there,” he said. Studying the spaceship it was at least 150 feet tall. Black all around it there were no windows. Shaped like some art majors' final project, it was curved on top with large spikes in the ground. The bottom of the ship reminded him of a sea urchin. At least 50 spikes dug into the earth. One of them was supposed to be the elevator up. 

 

“Any words of advice?” Asher finally asked. 

 

“Take no prisoners Ash. No mercy. If you think the Earth is bad. Out there is 100 times worse. Shoot first. Ask questions later, alright?”

 

“I’ll do my best,” he said. 

 

“You always do. Good luck babe. I’ll see you when I see you,” she said. 

 

“Good luck.” And he hung up. Tyranis was slowly walking toward them after stepping out of one of the thicker spikes. It was getting dark out, but he doubted it mattered where they were going. 

 

Strangers, friends, and family stood around studying the ship. When Tyranis walked closer he asked, “is this everyone?”

 

Asher wanted to say no. But he had given her enough time. Looking one final time around he noticed her coming closer. Her orange hair blended in with the fall sunset lights. 

 

“Ho there!” Asher yelled up to Atalanta. She slowly descended until she dropped to the ground a few feet away. “Was afraid you didn’t get my message.”

 

“Almost didn’t come,” she admitted. “Well I’m here. What are we waiting for?” She then walked toward Tyranis and the spaceship. In her usually black trench coat, leather pants, and boots, she was ready for another planet.

 

Ash shared a look with Tiff. “You heard her people. Let’s move out,” Asher said as he followed. 

 

“One small step for man,” one of the government people whispered. 

 

Asher smiled. “One giant leap for pornography,” he finished aloud. 

 

—

 

Joon chewed her nail while watching the live broadcast of those leaving the planet. She had acted like she wasn’t interested to Asher, to hide her worry. Everything he did worried her. Of course the press conference had been awkward like it always was with Asher. She didn’t understand how these people couldn’t wrap their heads around the fact that he could kill them easily. No, they focused on his sex tape, and his mother’s past. Also they dug into him for not trusting the government more to take more people. 

She knew the reason of course. Their bosses didn’t like the fact that he called them out. That the 1% already had it made during the Initialization. They even fooled her in her past life by focusing on all the bad things about him. It had taken Asher saving her life for her to see him for what he truly was, a Hero. 

 

They would all have a rude awakening very soon. Tutorials were sporadic. Each one was set up by the System, and the System did it’s best to be fair. There would be monsters galore, but also trials and tests of strength that were unforgiving. Joon’s last timeline had conducted a study, and by the tutorial and the months afterward there was over a 75% mortality rate of the entire population. Yes, those in the Easy Tutorial would be mostly safe, but as soon as they were back on Earth they would be killed by any monster or person that came across them. With all that, Asher would still have it harder. The Asher coming back would not be near as forgiving as he was now. Joon shook in excitement thinking about it. That's why it was her job to make sure everything was set up for his return. 

 

For now though, all she could do was chew her nails. Things were very different this time. His parents went last time of course, as did the government people. Although the government watch dogs were both different from last time. In the long run they would be simply side characters that didn’t really matter. Nadir was a pain in the ass, but she was glad he was going with. Tiff never really left Asher’s side, which Joon couldn’t fault her for. They were too connected, too intertwined with their Systems. 

 

Keera was with him again which was good, but Joon was surprised Amanda wasn’t. Or Arnold. Or Emma. This time he had some chick in Saiyan armor, a guy in a Batman suit, and that orange haired bitch Atalanta. Joon remembered him saying some people had been killed by Superman during her last time line. Were these some of the people he saved with the extra Kryptonite? And since when did he know Atalanta? He had fought her before and lost their duel during her bank robbery in Joon’s timeline. When the hell did he get to know her well enough to invite her for his new Trials?

 

Joon regretted for the thousandth time not going. She knew the trials and fights they would go up against. They would be gone for 4 months or so, and when they were back they would help fix most of the problems the world caused for itself. With all these different people she worried that too much would change. A part of her also hoped they would make it to the last trial this time. Maybe they had a chance with these new people. 

 

“Worried about your boyfriend?” Jin asked as he walked up to her. 

 

“You mean my future husband?” She corrected him. 

 

“Looks like he already has a wife,” Jin whispered. 

 

“Part of me says he could use another,” Joon said with a smile. “Enough bullshit. Back to work. Electricity isn’t going to work quite right when we get back, so we will need…”