This Is Definitely Not Dragon Ball!!

Chapter 354: Kidnapping Buu



"Majin Buu? She looks like an alien girl."

"She's suppressed her energy quite a bit, but that terrifying aura from before must have been hers!"

"She looks harmless and even cute, but when you focus, she gives off an unsettling feeling."

"Interesting… she's actually similar to me."

Krillin, Master Roshi, and the others murmured among themselves, their faces filled with wariness toward Buu. Meanwhile, Sharuru seemed quite intrigued by her.

Yuujin had, of course, noticed Buu as well. Although she appeared calm on the surface, her heart was already in turmoil.

If what appeared before him was the regular Majin Buu, he wouldn't have been this shaken. But the one standing there wasn't just Majin Buu—it was a female version of Majin Buu!

Glancing back at Gokumi, Vegea, and Broly behind him, Yuujin couldn't help but let out a deep sigh.

What the hell is with this world?!

Though utterly speechless, he had to admit—

This is great!!!

Compared to the original fat Buu in Dragon Ball, the Buu before him was undeniably more adorable.

She had smooth pink skin, a slender and delicate figure, and a distinctively cute face. She really did look like an alien girl.

She might seem harmless now, but judging from the energy she had released earlier, she was at least as strong as Yuujin and Gokumi in their current Super Saiyan 3 states—likely even stronger than the original fat Buu!

Yuujin's eyes flickered with thoughts.

If it were still the original fat Buu, he wouldn't hesitate to eliminate an enemy. But this wasn't fat Buu—it was the adorable Buu! It would be such a waste to simply destroy her.

Wouldn't it be better to recruit her instead?

"You're called Buu, right?"

Yuujin looked at the girl standing beside Babidi and asked.

"Yes! I am the strongest and cutest in the whole universe—Buu!"

Buu lifted her little head proudly.

Bulma and the other women were speechless, while Yuujin couldn't help but chuckle. This Buu was quite narcissistic, boasting about being the strongest and cutest in the universe.

"What do you like, Buu?"

With a gentle smile, Yuujin asked again.

Buu seemed a bit vain, but also rather simple-minded. If he wanted to bring her to his side, he had to first understand her interests.

"Delicious food."

Buu answered without hesitation.

"I see."

Yuujin nodded. Just like the original Buu in Dragon Ball, she was a glutton.

"Goteno, Trunksia, give me your snacks."

Turning to his daughters, Yuujin said.

Since Buu liked food, he'd give her some!

"Eh? Dad, why do you want our snacks?"

"Just listen and give them to me. I'll give you double later."

"You better not be lying, Dad!"

Goteno and Trunksia were hesitant at first, but upon hearing they'd get double later, their eyes sparkled with excitement. They quickly took out their treasured snacks from their capsules and handed them over—a massive pile of lollipops, chocolates, and other treats.

"Buu, these are for you. Try them."

Yuujin offered the snacks to Buu.

Buu found it a bit odd that he was suddenly giving her so many treats, but she didn't hesitate. She unwrapped a chocolate bar and took a bite.

"Mm! So good! So delicious!"

Her eyes lit up as a happy expression spread across her face.

These are way better than the sweets she created with magic!

"Wait… is Yuujin actually trying to bribe Buu with a pile of snacks?"

Realizing Yuujin's plan, Bulma and the others sweatdropped. Meanwhile, Babidi was absolutely furious.

"Buu! What do you think you're doing?!"

"Don't take food from that guy! Throw it away! Throw it all away!!"

"I'm not throwing them away, lulululu!"

Buu stuck her tongue out at Babidi and ignored him. She wasn't about to throw away such delicious treats! Babidi nearly exploded from rage.

"Buu, why don't you come with us?"

Yuujin finally revealed his true intentions, grinning like a shady uncle luring a child with candy.

"If you join us, you can have all the delicious food you want!"

Buu's small head tentacles wiggled. She was clearly tempted.

Babidi, on the other hand, was horrified.

If Buu really got bribed by that shameless bastard, it was over for him!

"Buu, are you betraying me?!"

"If you dare to betray me, I will seal you away immediately, and you'll never be able to come out again!"

Babidi shouted in fury, threatening her.

Buu was Babidi's strongest weapon, created by his late father. She belonged to him, and he wouldn't let anyone steal her away!

Buu's expression became conflicted.

She really hated Babidi and wanted to defect for unlimited snacks, but more than anything—she didn't want to be sealed away again.

"If I go with you, Babidi will seal me, so I can't."

Shaking her head, Buu ultimately refused Yuujin.

Babidi exhaled in relief before breaking into a smug laugh.

"Hoh hoh hoh hoh hoh!!!!!!"

"Brat! You see? Buu belongs to me! None of you can take her away!"

Yuujin felt a bit disappointed that he couldn't recruit her immediately.

However, Buu had only refused because she was afraid of being sealed—which meant that if they killed Babidi, she'd be free to switch sides!

Yuujin's lips curled into a smirk.

He turned to look at Babidi, his eyes turning cold.

Babidi might be short and ugly, but he was no fool. He quickly realized Yuujin's intent and paled in terror, immediately distancing himself from them.

"Buu, kill them! Kill them now!!"

Even though she hated Babidi's constant commands, Buu didn't want to be sealed again. So, with no other choice—

She floated into the air, her expression turning ice-cold…

To be continued…

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