This Is Definitely Not Dragon Ball!!

"Welcome to my temple, Androids 16, 17, and 18," Yuujin said with a smile, his gaze fixed on the trio before him.

"You must be the Kami Yuujin. Then you should already know the reason we've come to find you," 17 stepped forward, a cold smile creeping onto his face.

"Ah, you were all created by Dr. Gero. The purpose of androids, aside from helping him conquer the world, is to kill me. After all, I destroyed the Red Ribbon Army he painstakingly built, and he harbors a deep hatred for me," Yuujin said, shrugging nonchalantly.

"But don't worry, you can't kill me."

Yuujin's carefree demeanor didn't waver as he stepped closer to 18.

"18, I've finally met you. I've been looking forward to this day for a very long time," Yuujin said, his eyes burning with an unabashed desire to possess her.

In the original Dragon Ball, 18 became Krillin's wife. However, in this real timeline, Krillin had nothing to do with it, as Yuujin had already decided that 18 would belong to him!

"Oh? You knew about our existence all along?" 18 asked, slightly intrigued.

"I am the Earth's god. Nothing on this planet escapes my sight," Yuujin replied confidently.

"I knew long ago that Dr. Gero was secretly creating androids like you. If I wanted to, I could have easily stopped or destroyed him," Yuujin continued.

"But I didn't, because I was eagerly anticipating your birth."

"18, while your power might not be the strongest among the androids, without a doubt, you are Dr. Gero's most perfect creation!" Yuujin praised, his eyes regarding her as if she were a flawless work of art.

"18, this guy wants you to join his harem," 17 remarked acidly, his disdainful gaze mixed with a hint of coldness.

To dare covet 18? This guy was truly audacious and reckless!

"Is that true, my dear kami?" 18 asked, her tone amused, her eyes teasing as they met Yuujin's.

"It's true." Yuujin nodded earnestly. "18, I'm very fond of you. Will you be my wife, my goddess queen?"

"You're quite bold, kami. Confessing to someone the first time you meet them?" 18 teased with a sly smile. "However—"

"I don't dislike that about you."

As she stepped closer, the faint fragrance from her body reached Yuujin, stirring his senses.

"Does that mean you agree?" Yuujin's eyes brightened with excitement.

"Not so fast. Even a lady must exercise some restraint," 18 replied with a smirk. "I don't like weak men. If you can survive against us and defeat us, I'll give you a chance to pursue me."

Stepping back to widen the gap, 18's eyes sparkled with playful mischief.

"Surviving and defeating you just for a chance to pursue you?" Yuujin mused, stroking his chin. "It feels like I'm at a disadvantage... but fine, it's a deal!"

Yuujin knew that someone as extraordinary as 18 couldn't be won over with mere words. Yet he wasn't disappointed; as long as she remained on Earth, she would inevitably become his.

"Then let's begin," Yuujin said, beckoning them. "You came here to kill me, didn't you? Come at me together."

"Hmph, there's no need for all of us. I alone am enough to kill you!" 17 scoffed, stepping forward.

Confident in his strength, he considered himself the strongest android. To him, a mere Kami like Yuujin, even combined with everyone in the temple, was no match for him.

"16, 18, you're really not joining in?" Yuujin asked kindly. "I'm quite strong, you know. 17 alone isn't enough to defeat me."

"Prove you can beat 17 first, and then I'll take you seriously," 18 said with a sweet smile, while 16 remained silent and expressionless.

"You won't get a chance, 16, 18! Let's begin, Kami Yuujin!" 17 declared.

With that, he lunged at Yuujin. Not wanting to damage his temple, Yuujin evaded the attack and transformed into a Super Saiyan, taking to the sky.

"You won't escape!" 17 growled, leaping into the air after him.

The sky roared with their intense battle.

Each punch, each kick released explosive energy akin to powerful bombs.

"Is this all the so-called Kami of Earth is capable of?" 17 mocked, his laughter echoing.

On the ground, 18 crossed her arms, slightly disappointed. "I thought he'd be more impressive, but he's already being pushed back by 17."

"Don't underestimate Yuujin," 16 interjected gravely. "He hasn't shown his true power yet. Based on my readings, his strength is unfathomable. Even the three of us together might not match him."

"Really?" 18 looked again, noticing that Goku, Mai, and the red-silk girld nearby showed no concern.

Above, Yuujin suddenly stopped defending against 17's onslaught, letting him land blow after blow.

After unleashing thousands of punches, 17 paused, confident that even a mountain would have crumbled under his assault.

"Is that all you've got, 17?" Yuujin asked, his voice calm. "Your attacks are nothing but scratches."

Stunned, 17 stepped back.

"You've attacked enough. Now it's my turn," Yuujin said, appearing before 17 in a flash and punching his abdomen with devastating force.

"Ahh!" 17's body bent backward, pain blanking his mind.

Yuujin followed with a sweeping kick, sending 17 hurtling like a meteor through the clouds below, vanishing into a massive crater.

To Be Continued...

Guys, It has been a long time. I am finally back. I got done with my exams, reports and everything. Pray for me as I await wonderful results. Now, the fiction will be updated regularly! So, stay tuned!