The Yellow-Haired Villain in Soaring Phoenix’s Novels Also Desires Happiness

chapter 53



Chapter 53: The Advantage is Mine!

“Huh?”

Mu En was stunned, as if struck by lightning:

“What did you say, big brother?”

“I said, I’m here to rob you of your beauty!”

As if afraid Mu En couldn’t hear, the scarred man raised his voice, causing the leaves around them to tremble and fall.

I know you mean to rob me of my beauty, but the problem is…

“I’m a man!”

Mu En patted his chest muscles, anxious:

“Big brother, take a good look, don’t let my outstanding looks blind your eyes, I’m a man!”

“Yeah, I see that.”

The scarred man’s gaze flicked over Mu En’s hips, then he grinned wickedly:

“That’s exactly why I want to rob you of your beauty. Otherwise, ask the girl behind you if I had any thoughts about her body just now?”

“…”

Mu En’s neck stiffened as he turned his head.

The girl, who had looked fierce just moments ago, now didn’t know what expression to wear. After hesitating for a long time, she averted her gaze, unable to bear looking at the hopeful look in Mu En’s eyes.

Then she silently nodded.

It seemed these bandits had really never looked at her with lewd eyes.

“…”

Seeing this, Mu En felt a crack, as if something had broken.

Help, there’s a male comrade here!

“Hmph, I guess this is fate.”

The scarred man’s rugged old face flushed slightly, his expression melancholic, lost in deep memories.

“Since I became a bandit, I’ve dreamed of one day, in the desolate wilderness while robbing, encountering a handsome young man who dares to unleash his true self and show who he is.

Ideally, he would also be a true pervert.”

Unfortunately, there are still too few real men in this world who, shedding all pretense, embrace authenticity.

I had almost given up.

But unexpectedly, I met you!”

The scarred man couldn’t help but tear up, speaking passionately:

“To dare to face strangers, to show yourself without fear, this truly deserves to be called a real pervert!

Therefore, I am certain that you are the one I have been waiting for!”

The scarred man extended his hand, his voice strong and resolute:

“So, come with me! I will marry you on a cloud of seven colors, and you will be my mountain stronghold’s lady!”

Mu En: “…”

The girl: “…”

Bandit Ding: “Wuwu, working so hard to rob and support my family, yet not forgetting to chase my dreams, truly worthy of being the boss. He makes me cry, wuwuwu…”

“Hmph, it seems you’re shy.”

Looking at the completely petrified Mu En, the scarred man wiped his nose with his finger, a smug expression on his face:

“It seems my charm hasn’t diminished at all.”

“……”

“I’ll fuck your mother—”

After a brief silence, Mu En suddenly erupted with a fierce expression.

“Shadow Step!”

“Go die, you dead gay!”

In an instant, Mu En closed the distance, delivering a beautiful uppercut that landed perfectly on the scarred man’s chin.

Having entered the second tier and possessing fighting spirit, Mu En’s physical abilities were already on another level.

Thus, under this punch, the scarred man, who was several sizes larger than Mu En, was actually sent flying over ten meters, crashing through several trees the thickness of a bowl before finally stopping.

“Hmm? So strong?”

Mu En was also somewhat shocked by her sudden surge of strength, but her expression immediately turned arrogant as she placed her hands on her hips and said:

“Now you know how powerful I am, you dead gay! How dare you call me a pervert? You’re the real pervert, your whole family is a bunch of perverts!”

“Boss!”

Seeing the scarred man get knocked away, several bandit subordinates rushed over in panic.

“Cough cough, I’m fine.”

The scarred man pushed away his anxious subordinates who came to help him, stood up, spat out a bloody tooth, and laughed nonchalantly:

“Truly worthy of being my future mountain stronghold’s lady, you’re really something. But being a bit wilder is even better, that excites me more, hahahaha…”

“Damn it…”

Mu En shivered.

How could I casually encounter a guy of this level? How much malice does fate have against me?

Can’t a gentle and lovely girl just fall from the sky at some point?

“Since the lady wants to play, then I’ll play along with you.”

The scarred man laughed heartily and raised his big knife.

Then… he suddenly slashed down.

So far away?

Mu En’s pupils constricted.

At the same time, alarm bells rang in his mind.

Without any hesitation, he twisted his body and dodged to the side.

A slash mark, several meters long and as wide as an arm, appeared where Mu En had just been standing.

Seeing this, Mu En’s hair stood on end.

This is… blade aura?

No, this is a release of fighting spirit.

The opponent is also a second-tier warrior, and at least in the mid to late stage of the second tier!

Damn it, with such ferocity, why be a mountain bandit?

Wouldn’t anything else be more appealing than being a bandit?

“Haha, I’ve already said it, I’m here to be a bandit because I’m waiting for my dream lover!”

The scarred man laughed loudly, leaping like a giant bear, then smashing down towards Mu En.

“You see, isn’t this what I’ve been waiting for?”

“So, keep your distance, you dead gay! I only like cute girls!”

“Shadow Step!”

Mu En dodged the scarred man’s attack once again.

But he knew that this couldn’t go on indefinitely.

Even after entering the second tier, the side effects of Shadow Step had decreased significantly, but it could never be used without limits.

And in terms of stamina, he might not be able to outlast this bear-like bandit leader.

Once his stamina was exhausted, he would be at the mercy of the man.

At that time…

“Lady… just give in to me…”

“Hey hey, you have nowhere to escape now.”

“Go ahead and scream, even if you tear your throat apart, it won’t help.”

“Are you going to wear this black silk lingerie, or this bunny girl outfit? I’m fine with either.”

Ah ah ah ah!

Why am I imagining this scene?

Isn’t this just a depiction of hell?

No, no, get out of my head, please!

“No way.”

Mu En’s gaze was incredibly determined:

“Even if I die, I cannot lose!”

Early stage of tier two against late stage of tier two.

Barehanded against a big knife.

The advantage is mine!

“Give it to me!”

But Mu En also knew that brute force wouldn’t work.

So he directly used Shadow Step, flashing in front of a watching bandit, knocking him down with a punch, then snatching the big knife from his hands.

With a weapon, my heart finally felt at ease… or so I thought.

I’ve never used a big knife before, how do I wield it, who’s going to teach me?

Coach, I want to learn how to wield a big knife!

The scarred man naturally wouldn’t give Mu En a chance to familiarize himself with the weapon. The moment Mu En’s heart screamed in despair, he immediately closed in, still straightforward—slash.

But this time, a terrifying suction force suddenly emanated from the big knife in the scarred man’s hand. Mu En felt as if he were being pulled in, unable to use Shadow Step in time.

It’s over.

This is,

Martial Arts!

Mu En’s eyes widened in shock, and an involuntary frustration welled up inside him.

After entering tier two, being able to use Shadow Step almost without cooldown, it seemed he had become a bit careless.

How could he not have thought of this?

If he could use martial arts, others could certainly use them too!

“Damn it!”

Mu En gritted his teeth.

In desperation, he could only raise the large knife in his hand, barely meeting the slash from the scarred man.

But with his thin arms and legs, how could he possibly compete against the scarred man, whose face was filled with bulk?

My life is over!

Mu En Campbell.

It felt as if he was seeing his tragic end once again.


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