Chapter 330: Aspiring Box Weapon Master
"So, Lee, why the sudden urge to patrol with me today...?"
Happy times were always fleeting.
Lihua had hoped [Lee] would fully embrace the hikikomori lifestyle and become a harmless, helpful mascot, perhaps even taking her place in emergencies.
But not long after, [Lee] was clamoring to join her on patrol. She didn't seem disillusioned with the internet; rather, she appeared grumpy, as if someone owed her money.
[Lee] ignored Lihua's question, instead asking, "Lihua, do you think I'm someone who talks big?"
Yes, very much so. Every day it's "rekt Kevin" this and "slayed the Finality" that. The ego inflation is off the charts. If that's not talking big, Lihua doesn't know what is…
Despite her inner thoughts, Lihua couldn't contradict the kid—ahem, elder. But calling her reliable would be a blatant lie.
In the end, she could only address the core issue, asking with a wry smile, "Did someone online upset you again? Everything online is virtual. No matter how strong you are in reality, you can't prove it online, so don't take it to heart. They don't understand."
"Hmph, is ignorance an excuse to spout nonsense?"
[Lee] angrily kicked a pebble, sending it flying into a distant tree trunk like a bullet.
"I simply said those otherworldly invaders were nothing to worry about. That Chainsaw Man guy? I could bisect him without even needing a sliding kick—but not only do they not believe me, they're calling me 'Slide-Kick Lady' now!"
"Uh…"
Debating such things with netizens all day… you're really committed…
"For ordinary people in this world, what you said might be beyond their comprehension." Lihua patted [Lee]'s head soothingly. "Don't mind what they say."
"No way! I already told them I'm posting a video today to prove my strength!" Lihua's head-patting skills were maxed out, and even [Lee] instinctively purred, half-closing her eyes, but it didn't deter her malicious intent. "As for the ones who flamed me the hardest, I'm slicing up today's monster and sending them the pieces!"
"Yes, yes, just like that—hey, don't pat my head! I'm the elder here! If anything, I should be patting you!"
This one's like a cat, purring one moment, biting the next… Feeling [Lee]'s hands aggressively ruffling her hair, Lihua just chuckled and let her be.
"So your goal today is to record a monster-slaying video to prove your strength?"
"Basically. I'll show them what a true guardian is—and since that Herrscher who's always with you is out today, I'll be your bodyguard!"
Mei had received a report of a Kiana look-alike in a remote town and rushed off, leaving Lihua to patrol alone. But her patrol route was limited to the city and its surrounding areas. She wouldn't encounter any truly dangerous enemies.
While only minor monsters roamed Earth, [Lee]'s power was more than enough to instantly obliterate them and prove she was superhuman. It would certainly shut up the online trolls, especially since [Lee] was planning a mafia-style doxing campaign.
Lihua had no doubts about [Lee]'s doxing abilities. The government would hand over anyone's information on a silver platter to someone who could wipe out humanity—and this one had a proven track record.
This time, Lihua didn't try to stop her. Even if she could, [Lee] would probably come up with something even crazier next time. Doxing it is, then. At least they'll still be alive, not physically eliminated…
"But Earth isn't that dangerous. There are monsters, but not every day, and giant monsters that can truly showcase your power are even rarer." Lihua chuckled, tempering [Lee]'s expectations. "If we encounter humanoid monsters like Deadman, it's best not to do that. It could cause mass panic… Maybe we'll get lucky and find some skeletons. You can send them the bones."
"Skeletons don't suit my status! If I want to prove my strength, I need a big one..."
[Lee] grumbled, wanting a powerful opponent to boost her online career. Not just to slap down the "Slide-Kick Lady" trolls, but because such a video would make her an instant celebrity. Everyone would admire her!
Her internet time wasn't all spent arguing—she'd also gathered some useful intel.
This world was facing a serious invasion, but it was mostly enemies. The lone Ultraman who'd appeared had vanished without a trace. While order was maintained in reality, the internet craved a… hero.
A savior to give them hope, to tell them they didn't need to fear these invaders!
Wasn't that her?!
[Lee] remembered clearly. In her past life, her dream was to be a savior—but she'd become a Death, the destroyer of worlds.
She cherished her past, but the chance to fulfill her old dream was right here. Why not try?
If she followed those influencers and posted a video showcasing her power… hehehe, I'll be the most popular person on Earth~
Then we'll see who dares to troll me!