Chapter 60
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—[On the thirteenth day of March. It’s windy.]
[I’ve been so stressed these days, one after another, problems come up, for example.]
[The Black Water Fury came to see me yesterday.]
[She also wants to turn Ding Nanrong into a slave, and then order her to spy on me and seduce me day and night, so that I will fall, and eventually make me obey through Ding Nanrong.]
[Damn it, didn’t I just throw you into a hundred-meter sinkhole, why are you so vengeful, doing whatever you want based on the ruthless persona given to you by the dog author!]
[F*CK F*CK F*CK…]
After venting a little bit, Jiang Mu turned his head to look at the sleeping beauty on the bed.
Continued writing again.
[Damn, Black Water Fury even almost killed Ding Nanrong, why doesn’t this dead bitch go to hell.]
[Alas, this incident tells me that in the future, when I return to reality, I should never mess with women with such extreme personalities.]
[No, that bitch is not a woman, because she has no femininity.]
[Although she has lived for nearly a thousand years, she has the mind and temperament of a child.]
[Because she, Ah, forget it, don’t want to talk about her. It pisses me off]
Jiang Mu rubbed his temple, thought about what contents to write.
“Today, what’s the main storyline coming up?”
“Besides the fact that Lihua came to Xue City to investigate Ling Aotian.”
“There’s also the fact that I’m getting married to Han Yuqing tonight.”
“Hmm.”
“Let’s start by writing about the Lihua.”
So the book continued to be written.
[That Lihua, she’s coming to Xue City today.]
[She is also the head of the Lihua Pavilion, and among the three great beauties of Xue City.]
[This demon, or rather the fourth female lead.]
High above the clouds.
A private lightning ship with the appearance of a white fox was flying at high speed towards the southern direction.
Inside the smoky room, an enchanting woman, clad in a white brocade jacket, folded her legs and sat against the soft bed.
“I see, I’m the fourth female master.”
Lihua’s pair of demonic Phoenix eyes stared with interest at the “Jiang Mu’s Private Diary” in her hand.
[This demon has traveled a long way from the Changyu Empire, to Xue City, with the aim of investigating Ling Aotian]
[When she arrives in Xue City this evening, she will send someone to invite Ling Aotian to her Lihua Pavilion for their first meeting.]
[As a result, Ling Aotian’s protagonist’s characteristic of seeing one and falling in love with another came into effect.]
[When he saw this demon, he was instantly attracted to her seductive charm and fell in love with her, the same kind of love at first sight as when he met Xue Menghan and Lu Churou.]
[Don’t want to spout off. But it just straight-up f**ked to see someone falling in love at first sight at every damn turn. He’s worse than a monkey in heat.]
[Then the Lihua used Ling Ao Tian’s fondness for herself to keep him in the loop and slowly extract information later.]
“Is that so?”
“But I’ve basically been informed about Ling Aotian in my (Your) diary.”
“In his ring, isn’t it the Black Water Fury residing the Demon God.”
“Isn’t she the Black Water Fury also the leader of the Black Water Snake Clan, and the one Shahe is looking for?”
“Then there’s nothing to investigate now, is there.” Lihua blinked.
The reason she had come to Xue City.
For one, it was for Shahe’s sake.
Secondly, she was actually interested in Jiang Mu.
So, by the way, she came to Xuecheng, as she was told anyway.
“Come here.” Lihua called for her maid and instructed her.
“When you arrive at the Southern in the State of Li, don’t go back to Xue City, instead head straight to the Wuyou Sect.”
Jiang Mu finished writing about Lihua.
Then he went on to write about himself.
[Tonight, I’m getting married to Han Yuqing]
“That bastard.. Is getting married..”
Xue Menghan was in the courtyard, holding her diary.
I don’t know why, but upon knowing that Jiang Mu was going to get married.
She felt a bit lost in her heart.
[Although it’s a marriage.]
[But according to the villain’s persona, I don’t like Han Yuqing’s. It’s Xue Menghan I like.]
“He.. Likes me.” Xue Menghan’s heart skipped slightly.
Previously at her own sixteenth birthday banquet, though, Jiang Mu had said that he liked her, but she didn’t take it to heart at all then.
Yet now, looking at the words ‘It’s Xue Menghan I like’.
The sense of loss she felt just then somehow actually dissipated.
She was even a little.. Happy?
“Blah blah blah, I don’t care about being liked by you!”
Xue Menghan fiercely shook her head.
Then, seriously, she continued to read.
[And also because I don’t like Han Yuqing.]
[That’s why this wedding banquet wasn’t grand. It could be said to be very modest.]
[As for the congratulatory guests?]
[Except for Xue Yuanshan, the city lord of Xue City, not a single one was invited.]
[Oh yes, there will be one person who will come uninvited.]
[That would be my other fiancée, Xue Menghan.]
[Xue Menghan was so delighted that she gave me a big red envelope and wished me and Han Yuqing a heartfelt blessing, saying, “I hope that you two, husband and wife, will have a beautiful child soon and be together forever and love each other for the rest of your lives.”]
[And then, as the dog-licking villain, I licked at her, saying that even though I was married to Han Yuqing, I still loved her Xue Meng Han for the rest of my life.]
“Bah, the hell with your love, I don’t care!”
Xue Menghan’s face, couldn’t stop herself from getting slightly flushed.
[Since the first female lead is here, how could there be a shortage of Ling Aotian, the male lead?]
[So, after Ling Aotian met the Lihua, he rushed to the Wuyou Sect]
[At the wedding banquet, he angrily reprimanded me, saying that I already had Han Yuqing and forced Xue Menghan to marry me on the basis of the marriage certificate, and wasn’t a good person, anyway, just a scolding.]
[And I the villain became so angry, of course I punched him.]
[As a result, I was beaten up by him Back-N-Blue in return.]
[And as for my wife, Han Yuqing, she gave Ling Aotian a token fears beating.]
[After that, Han Yuqing secretly approached Ling Aotian, saying that she saw his guts and potential and wanted to invest in him and work with him.]
[Damn, I’m old and miserable.]
[That’s it for today.]
Finished writing.
Jiang Mu closed the diary.
“Give me something good, dog system.”
[Ding! Congratulations to the host, successful diary writing
[Temperament +2 (20/100)
[Face value +2 (20/100)]
[Reward obtained: Art of Extreme Dao Shift (Immortal Art)]
[Reward Description: None of the main surgeons have a master blade. One [Ability], or [Spiritual Art], or [Immortal Art], or [Physique] of one character may be stripped and transferred to another character.]
[Note: A character who is stripped of will permanently lose that [Ability], [Spiritual Art], [Immortal Art], or [Physique]]
[Note: The transferred character can and may only use that [Ability], [Spiritual Art], [Immortal Art], [Physique] once unconditionally]
[Note: This technique is limited to 2 uses, and disappears on its own when the number of uses is exhausted.
[Number of times used: 0/2 ]
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