The Unemployed Demon Lord

a year ago.

"Going down the mountain? Your strength is still too weak. Although you can do well in the sphere of human influence, you will be weak in other races, or when you encounter some troublesome people in poor mountains and rivers. This world is worse than you imagined. Big, there are many things that you cannot defeat now." The teacher said inscrutablely.

"Teacher, I have practiced with you for more than ten years, and now I am very satisfied with my own strength, and it is time to go outside for a while." Alice said confidently.

"What do you have to do outside? Marry Gao Fushuai? Your washboard is unattractive, useless, give up." The teacher kept shaking his head, "No! I can use my hands to make my own. Dream, and rely on my own efforts to become rich, handsome and fucking!" Alice blushed unceasingly from her teacher's sarcasm.

"Emmmm..." The teacher couldn't help but fell into deep thought and nodded, "It seems to be a very lofty ideal, which is admirable."

"Right... right!" Alice felt that she had a chance to go down the mountain, and continued with momentum, "I don't want to stay in the Alps all my life, like a teacher, and still be alone until now, like a widow abandoned by her husband, I’m so poor that I’m going to die every day, and I don’t eat my last meal.”

The teacher's face darkened immediately, and he coughed lightly and said, "Well, since you have such lofty ideals, I wish you a helping hand as a teacher."

Alice was very excited, thinking it was some powerful magic or martial arts, but then her face turned down, and the teacher showed her a black silk nipple.

"What are you doing? Teacher..."

"From now on, you will wear black silk underwear every day, exercise your buttocks, lower your skirts, and when you swing your sword, lift your hips hard, remember to show your fat times, and try your best to kill the female number one. "The teacher showed a very evil smile and said gloomyly.

"As long as you kill the heroine, you will be the heroine!"

Chapter 12:

"Why am I wearing something like this?"

A thin layer of black lines slid down Alice's forehead, and she always felt that what the teacher said was inexplicable.

"Black silk represents temptation, and it can make your charm soar. Those cheap men like black silk. Don't look at it as a pair of socks. As long as you wear it, it will drive men crazy, and you can't help touching it." Licking, they all bowed down under your pomegranate skirt..." The teacher narrowed his eyes and said very seriously, "This black silk is your secret weapon on the road to success, you must remember it."

"Okay...well, I can barely accept it..." Alice nodded with a dark face, very reluctant, "but why do you have to show your fat times? Isn't it a shame to show your fat times?"

"You don't understand that, do you?" The teacher shook his head and said solemnly, "Exposing fat times is a girl's ultimate skill, a must-have skill for all heroines, and its lethality is not inferior to the spiritual attack of the holy rank! A heroine who doesn't show her fatness is rubbish and worthless at all! This world doesn't need any iron maidens, it only needs young ladies who wear less clothes!"

"Lu...is Lu fat times so powerful?" Alice expressed doubts.

"It's very powerful. It can cause 1000000% mental damage to male creatures, and with the hazy feeling of the black silk, it makes Xiaopangci looming and full of mystery. It is simply a big killer for cheap men! Hidden under the black silk, The faintly visible chubby is the best!" The teacher coughed lightly, and said regretfully, "I think back when my rival and I were robbing men, we suffered a lot because we didn't understand these things, and finally fell into the fate of a defeated dog. That bitch will show off her fat times in a fancy way, especially powerful..."

"This... isn't this selling pornography?!" Alice frowned and said, "I don't want to do this..."

"Silly girl, quickly lower your head and look at the washboard on your chest. If you don't add some cuteness, you will probably be useless in this life. With no capital, how are you going to grab a man from those green pools?!"

Alice fell into silence with a dark face, feeling that the teacher's lewd words made sense, but she was speechless.

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Why do you think of these things?

After I went down the mountain, I kept running into walls everywhere.

Is it because you didn't wear Heisilu fat times?

I don't agree with such a thing!But one thing the teacher said was right.

My practice is far from enough...

Alice shuttled through the black forest, jumping over the dead wood as thick as a bucket, and the two magic wolves behind her followed like shadows, with bloodthirsty red lights flashing in their eyes.

The world is big, and many things are beyond my control.

The first time I came to the death swamp, I saw the existence of transcending dimensions.

The blond man uttered wild words to a hundred thousand knights of the Holy See in the wind and rain.

Just using the most common sword-drawn slash, the enemy was destroyed.

Maybe I'll never hit that level of power.

But even so, I...

Alice did not continue to run away, but hid under the huge dead tree, holding the holy sword "Song of Light" tightly.

She knew she couldn't escape, so she had no choice but to choose insurance to survive.

Since it is destined to be caught up, it is better to fight once!

The two high-level demon wolves howled and jumped over the dead wood. They didn't expect Alice to hide underneath, but they didn't continue to run. They were like living targets in the air.

Alice seized the opportunity, stabbing out the holy sword in her hand continuously, and suddenly the silver light burst out, and she suddenly attacked like a blizzard of sword skills.

The dark wolf's blood splashed on her beautiful and resolute face.

But even so

I also want to live well in this world!

Chapter 13:

The fierce continuous stabbing of the rapier, the silver light is piercing!

Although Alice was seriously injured and unable to use battle qi and magic, relying on her solid basic skills, ordinary sword skills are also very powerful, plus the double damage of the holy sword to dark creatures, the effect is remarkable.

The intensive sword attack directly blinded the eyes of the two demon wolves, splashing black blood and dripping on Alice's face.

The two demon wolves fell down and rolled crazily on the ground, screaming "owoo" from their throats.

It seems that the sacred aura of "Aria of Light" is extremely poisonous to the demon wolves, making them miserable.

Alice's face was pale, and she was breathing heavily. Her heart almost stopped beating just now, and she was so nervous that she was dying.

However, she finally breathed a sigh of relief when she saw the two demon wolves in great pain, with an innocent smile on her face.

Alice didn't stay long, turned around and fled out of the forest, the mithril armor on her body made a crisp collision sound.

Because demon wolves are difficult to kill when they are unable to use their skills, and their self-healing ability is extremely strong, it is already very lucky to be able to injure them.

Alice's goal has been achieved, she quickened her pace, as long as she dragged the wolf, she could escape from the forest smoothly.

You can see the sea outside, and the ocean-going fleet of the Holy See Crusaders, so you can save yourself.

Alice saw the sunlight at the exit, and hope surged in her heart.

She ran fast, with a relieved smile on her face.

But at the moment when she just came out of the very forest, she didn't look at her feet, she was caught by the vines on the ground, and fell into the mud!

it hurts...

What am I doing?

Letting down your vigilance after surviving is really bad...

Alice wanted to stand up in pain, and looked up at the Crusader Ocean Fleet at sea.

But the spectacular scene in front of her eyes made Alice frowned suddenly, her expression was stiff, and she couldn't say a word.

There was a violent storm on the sea, and nearly a thousand transport warships of the Crusaders either ran aground, hit a rock and sank, or were overturned by the waves!

The masts are intertwined, the hull is dilapidated, and the scene is a mess.

how so! ?

How can I go back without a boat?

Shall I swim to Bristol harbour?

Absolutely impossible, I'm human...

Alice was a little desperate, and suddenly felt an abnormal noise coming from behind, like a wild beast roaring and roaring, and she could hear the hurried steps, and the roar was getting closer and closer, obviously at an extremely fast speed.

The deep forest is pitch-black, and I can't see the situation clearly, but suddenly I want to light up two pairs of scarlet eyes, something is about to rush out from the depths!

"No way……"

Alice's face was pale, her eyes frightened.

A terrible wind suddenly rose, and the dark phantom rushed out of the forest.

The two demon wolves healed themselves so quickly. Their eyes were ferocious, and they opened their mouths wide open, showing the unique brand of familiar demons on their tongues, shining sharp fangs, and biting at Alice's throat...

hateful!

They are not tame monsters!

It's the familiar who signed the contract!

Even if it is injured, it can be healed by absorbing magic power from its master.

No wonder the injured eye will heal itself so quickly!

Alice lay on the ground and hadn't stood up yet, kicking the ground back and forth again and again.

Looking at the bloody mouth that was taller than a person, a flash of incomprehension flashed in her eyes, and she forgot to pick up the rapier in her haste.

it's over...

Is it too late already! ?

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Deep Forest Outer Shore, a few minutes ago.

Merlin was standing on the reef holding a dagger.

The pretentious wind blows around him in circles, highlighting the special effects of the protagonist.

Seeing his sleeves raised by the storm and his blond hair being blown tousled, there is an inexplicable sentimentality of a bard.

Merlin looked at the roaring storm and the majestic scene of thousands of warships sinking and being damaged, a crystal tear flowed from the corner of his eyes, thinking to himself

**Damn it!

I finally decided to leave the Demon King Palace.

It turned out to be such an unlucky thing?

The boat is gone, how can I go outside and pretend to be aggressive.

If you don't go out to pretend to be aggressive, what's the difference between you and a stinky salted fish?

It had been half an hour since Merlin came to the coastline. He wanted to hold a warship hostage and take him away, but when he arrived, he saw the storm capsized the boat.