The Unemployed Demon Lord

Alice admires Merlin's strength, but she can't compliment his character. Besides, he is a devil with a very bad heart. When he wiped out a hundred thousand crusades with one blow, he didn't even blink his eyes. The big boss of the cold-blooded villain.

Alice still likes Elgin's legendary swordsman more than the Great Demon King in the first hall. I heard that when he defeated the red beard brother, he only used one blow, and his strength was unfathomable.

Which of the two is stronger and weaker?Alice is also hard to be sure, feeling that these two guys are very powerful, but their essence is different.

There is no doubt that the Great Demon King of the First Palace must be an evil existence, a cold-blooded monarch who kills without batting an eyelid.

However, Elgin's legendary swordsman is a very righteous guy. In order to save the coastal city, he single-handedly regretted that two holy-level powerhouses ended up in a flash, and disappeared from the public's sight without leaving a name afterwards.

Alice thinks this kind of mysterious man who is just, powerful, and not greedy for fame is very handsome. Compared with him, the Great Demon King of the First Palace is simply scum.

Both of them are guys who use Taidao, the difference between being human is like heaven and earth.

In fact, Alice praised Elgin's great swordsman too highly. He didn't have any noble integrity, and lifting Elgin's crisis was just a matter of convenience.

Alice lay on the bed, her mind was racing up and down, comparing the arrogant monarch with the legendary swordsman.

As everyone knows, both guys are Merlin, a poor, gambler, full-mouthed guy.

At this time, Mei Lin, who created the two legends, has been reduced to the point of being a cowherd, and he is preparing for a hot dance performance downstairs.

Alice hugged the pillow and daydreamed for a long time, thinking it was time to write a letter to the master on the snow mountain in the Alps.

She would spend a few extra silver coins to hide her mailing address so that Master could not find her.

Alice sat at the desk, took out the letter raft, picked up the quill, and wrote

Dear teacher, I am living a very good life now, living in a splendid castle, having no worries about food and clothing every day, and attending endless gorgeous balls.

He has so much money that he can't run out, and he doesn't owe huge debts to the Holy See, let alone worry about rent.

I also fell in love with Long Aotian, I think you have heard his name, known as Elgin's legendary swordsman.

So my future is really bright, so I won't become an old maid like you, Master!

Alice wrote a few more words of blessing, then put down the quill, and let out a sigh of relief.

She looked at the blue moonlight outside the window, bursts of brilliance shone on the beautiful night hair.

The party downstairs seems to have started, and exotic music can be heard faintly.

Alice clasped her hands tightly, showing a pious expression comparable to that of a nun in a church, and silently recited the things she prayed (cursed) every day

"God, please don't let me meet such a bastard as Merlin in my life."

"He's a filthy nymphomaniac, full of filth, please get him punished."

"Let him become a useless tramp, poor until the last moment of his life, he can only live as a lowly cowherd, and he will lose every bet, his luck is extremely bad, and he will never turn himself over."

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Music blaring downstairs.

The stage has been set up and the performance is about to begin.

Merlin was wearing a sexy military uniform, and was about to plunder women's money.

But he couldn't help but sneezed suddenly, out of nowhere.

Merlin frowned, touched his nose, and muttered wonderingly in his heart

What the hell!

Why am I sneezing every day at this time?

Could it be that every day someone curses me behind my back?

Who is it?As for hating me so much...

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Chapter 50: Monthly Ticket Addition

Tavern at night.

Alice sat on the far table and ordered a glass of milk. She didn't like alcohol, so milk and juice were better.

Driven by great curiosity, she finally couldn't bear it and went downstairs to take a look.

Don't get me wrong, Alice isn't interested in male strippers.

It's just that all these women come to see that so-called "little daisy" dance, there must be something different.

So Alice decided to take a second look, what magic power does this "little daisy" have?

Besides, I have nothing to do in the room, so I might as well come down to join in the fun.

The simple stage was well built, and the invited band played a weird melody.

Even though Alice thought she was well-informed, she still couldn't tell where the music was from?

The women gathered around the runway, seemingly looking forward to it.

What the hell is this little daisy?

Don't these women know that they are being cheated of money?

So it is right to say that you have big breasts and no brains, you are really stupid and have a lot of money...

Alice muttered to herself, but she was actually envious of others having big breasts, while she was still a washboard.

It is said that Alice's breasts have not grown at all in the past year, and the waves are still so flat. This incident made her very depressed. Maybe it was caused by practicing chest breaking boulders when she was a child?A good talent for big breasts was flattened by the master with a big hammer.

Alice felt resentful. In order to maintain her beauty, she shamelessly inserted two big breasts into her breasts and propped up the washboard.

This is also a helpless move for her. In order to prevent being called a washboard all the time, it is understandable to create a false impression, isn't it?

Alice drank the milk sullenly, completely different from the excited women in front of her, she looked very calm.

The women of the family wore gorgeous dresses, either long skirts or formal dresses, while Alice was still in the suit that was easy to move around, with a rapier hanging from her waist.

Alice was used to having a weapon by her side to deal with emergencies, so even if she went downstairs to relax, she had to keep the rapier on her waist.

If any hooligans dare to harass Alice, she will pierce the enemy's asshole with a rapier, so that the rude people will not dare to go to the bathroom for half a year.

But when there are women in front of you, it doesn't seem to be used.

Martha walked up to the stage in high heels, first to create an atmosphere.

"Everyone has been waiting for a long time. Thank you ladies for coming to join us during your busy schedule. Next, let's invite us to order the popular Xiaosheng."

Martha gave up the small stage to Merlin, but retreated herself.

"Little Daisy Ouba~"

"Brother Daisy!"

"Yeah! Oppa!!"

A group of women in the audience shouted loudly, looking crazy, who is the husband at home?No more, Merlin Ouba is enough.

Alice looked strange, wondering what happened to these people?Why do you act like you are sick?Should be treated with electroshock therapy...

"Hmph! What a group of coquettish bastards!"

A childish voice sounded beside Alice, with a very angry tone.

Alice turned her head in surprise, and saw a little boy like herself, ordering a glass of milk, with four large characters "hate society" written all over his face, who else could it be if it wasn't Little Henry?

"Little brother, what you said...isn't it a little too much?"

Although Alice knew that she shouldn't meddle in other people's business, she didn't feel very comfortable seeing such an older child swearing.

"It's not too much at all. Most of these women have husbands at home, but they still come to this kind of place. It's really shameless!" Little Henry said angrily, like a social critic.

Alice was speechless, and the corners of her mouth froze a few times, thinking that if this was the case, it would be a bit too much...

"Mom is being talked about because of these things. Damn it!" Little Henry said old-fashioned, but his immature face was not convincing at all.

Alice was a little surprised, wondering if this child is the landlady's son?Looking closely, it does look a bit like it.

"But you, big sister, are so innocent and unpretentious. You didn't get close like those coquettish women. It's worthy of praise..." Little Henry nodded, showing some approval.

"That... that's really thank you for the compliment..." Alice looked unnatural, complaining in her heart, I can't be happy at all being praised by the brat!

It's not that I don't want to get together, but that there are too many people, and it's easy to squeeze out my breast pads, exposing the fact that I'm a washboard!

But this kind of embarrassing thing can't be said at all...

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Chapter 51: Rewards and Updates

"Hey, the wallets of this group of people will be emptied again tonight..." Little Henry sighed, picked up the quilt filled with milk, drank tons of tons, showing a bit of drinking, " Ha~, I also want to drink, why do I have to drink milk?"

"Children should drink milk..." Alice felt that little Henry was young, and he was troubled a lot.

"I'm not a child, but a woman's dress...cough! A man is right!" Little Henry said dissatisfiedly, remembering the incident of being spanked by Merlin in a woman's dress a while ago, he was so fucking embarrassed, "By the way, sister, are you an adult? Why don't you Drinking milk? Are you still weaned at this age? I really don’t have any adults..."

Alice had an ugly smile, and the veins on her forehead twitched. I thought that this brat’s mouth was so ugly, and I had the urge to beat up the child. In fact, it’s not that I don’t want to drink, but that I have poor alcohol resistance. A drunken madman full of ugly looks, he will quit drinking in order not to lose his talent!

"Drinking milk... can make people stronger..."

"Really?" Little Henry curled his lips, obviously not believing it, but his eyes turned to the proof of the golden adventurer on Alice's chest, and he froze instantly, "Huang... the golden adventurer! Big sister, you Is the gold adventurer!?"

"Yeah..." Alice replied calmly, thinking that the adventurer's proof is really useful everywhere. Looking at the gorgeously crafted rapier, he thought he must be a powerful swordsman.

"That's right." Alice was a little complacent, as if she was used to other people's surprised expressions.

"It's awesome! It's crazy!" Little Henry's eyes were full of little stars, as if he saw a great savior, "Sister, please teach me sword skills! Please..."

Alice's expression froze on her face, and she thought in embarrassment that she could meet this kind of child everywhere, but sword skills can't be learned easily, and there are many restrictions, especially her extreme ice sword skill, which requires Inherited.

But Alice is used to it, and she still has a way of coaxing children.

"Yes, yes, but continue to drink more milk, and you can only learn when you become stronger."

"I understand. As expected of a high-level powerhouse, his views are just different. He's much better than some useless uncle who can only draw his sword, bluff and deceive..." Little Henry turned his head and started drinking milk tons and tons.

The useless uncle who drew his sword and cut him?