The Unemployed Demon Lord

Nonsence!It's the plan to conquer the female boss!

We are decent people, how can we keep thinking about dirty things?

Of course, girls who need spiritual comfort can come to me.

In the spirit of humanity, we can still communicate with each other in depth (♂♀)!

(Fake) serious face!

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Chapter 19:

After many inquiries, Merlin finally came to the rumored tavern opened by Martha called "Moonlight Restaurant"

Emmmm......

Merlin couldn't help frowning, wondering why the name was so similar to a tavern that traded in flesh and blood.

To be honest, Merlin still doesn't like working in a romantic place, because he has done similar jobs before, and there are too many women to deal with, so he can't keep busy at all, it's quite annoying.

No matter which one is left out, they will cry, and then their wages will be deducted.

Please, I'm not a baby daddy, can those female guests stop looking so eager to be fed.

But since you're here, let's go in and take a look. If you're dealing with five or six women, you're fine.

But if you need to deal with more than ten women at the same time, forget it, you can't coax them with just one mouth.

Merlin took a deep breath, pushed the door and walked in...

As soon as I entered the door, I felt that there were quite a lot of people here. All kinds of people gathered here, mercenaries, villagers, hawkers, and businessmen of all kinds.

"Ma'am! Two glasses of cold beer and a glass of rum!"

A burly man with a stubble was holding an empty wine glass and yelling at the solid wood counter.

"Two cold beers and a shot of rum in a minute."

The direction of the counter responded with a soft female voice, with a slightly mature feeling.

Then a young lady in a mid-length skirt, with long brown hair curled at the end and a white apron came out, holding three large wine glasses skillfully in her hands and handing them out to customers.

Merlin felt that this young lady had a mature charm. She was probably married, a personal wife, and might even have children.

The face is really pretty, like a big sister who just got married next door, she should not be 30 years old, but she already has the appearance of a beautiful young woman.

Merlin has seen a lot of beautiful young women in coquettish dresses, and this kind of young woman is quite new.

The young lady served the guests wine, then wiped their hands with the apron, and then noticed Merlin standing at the door, so she was a little surprised, and then showed a professional smile.

"Where is the new face, traveler? Come, come in and sit down. What do you want to drink? Rum or beer? Whiskey is also available."

"Uh, no, I heard that the owner of this tavern, Martha, wanted to hire a male waiter, so I applied for the job." Merlin said as kindly as possible, so that he didn't want to be a lazy terminal cancer patient who ate and drank.

"Hahaha, here comes another one who smells of Martha's wife. Is this the prodigal son? Is this the first few? More than 30? It's impossible to succeed."

A bold and strong man drank beer and grinned, which immediately caused a burst of laughter and frivolous whistles, like booing.

"Tsk!" Merlin frowned. He had seen too many fights in taverns, and he didn't mind trampling the heads of these people under the table.

"Don't... don't care, they are all joking." The young lady smiled forcedly, blushing a little, and then said gently, "I am Martha, if you want to apply, come with me."

"Eh!?" Merlin was stunned, thinking that the proprietress was a fat aunt, but she didn't expect to be so young.

Thinking of the lewd remarks made by those uncles in the restaurant just now, Merlin couldn't help thinking about it.

young and beautiful.

A person is at home with a child.

The husband is performing military service in other places.

It's no wonder there are so many rumors.

It is simply the setting of the classic country Xiaohuangwen...

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Chapter 20:

A small room in a tavern.

Merlin looked left and right.

I always feel that the design of this private room is like a place to accompany wine.

There is a pink atmosphere everywhere, which is completely different from the simplicity outside.

Merlin rubbed his chin, wondering, is this really a place to work?

"I kept you waiting for a long time, but the store is pretty good at noon."

Martha came in with an apologetic smile on her face.

"It's okay, not for a long time." Merlin responded with a smile, correcting his attitude, he was a positive and good-natured young man.

"Actually, I don't have much experience in interviews. The interviewees are basically people from the village, but in accordance with international practice, let's introduce myself first..." Martha seemed more nervous than Merlin.

come yet! ?

The highlight of the interview is self-introduction!

There are countless moments where the family squats and bends!

A death-match arena that will make many heroes with social phobia stumble!

But for me, it's a small matter...

Merlin took a deep breath, as if preparing a big move, then suddenly opened his eyes, opened his mouth and started running the train

"My name is Meilin. I am a recent graduate of the Royal College of Great Britain. I am proficient in various sales skills. I am a kind person. I never eat bully meals, and I don't like to sleep with the boss's wife. I have never done such shameful behaviors as cuckolding others. Not to mention being wanted or being in debt, I think the sales industry can be summed up in eight words, that is soft and hard, don't force yourself, so I think your store needs a waiter, I am the most suitable, and I Served in the Royal Navy, served as the Queen's bodyguard at the Palace, pacified pirates in the English Channel..."

Merlin couldn't hold back at the end, and the more he boasted, the more outrageous he was, and he had risen to the point where he had been a general of the empire.

There was a booing sound from the audience, but he also turned a deaf ear to it, and he couldn't stop bragging like eating Xuan Mai.

Merlin is well versed in the principles of interviews, otherwise he would not have done so many jobs and successfully interviewed every time.

The secret is three words: bragging, so bragging that the interviewer doubts his life, just crawl on the ground, anyway, no one knows what he was doing before?In order to package yourself, you can brag about it, make yourself appear more awesome, and your salary will be higher.

Merlin blew on it for more than half an hour, and finally stopped to take a sip of water.

"Hey?" There was a far-fetched smile on Martha's face, and a drop of cold sweat flowed down her forehead. It was fine just now when Merlin blew so much, but the latter was incomprehensible. "This... so powerful?"

"Of course, how is it?" Merlin smiled, using his girl teasing skills, subtly and secretly hinting, he took advantage of the opportunity to touch Martha's hand, feeling soft, "Ma'am, please think about me more .”

Martha blushed, looking at Merlin with a strange attraction in her eyes, which made her heart beat a little abnormally.

She pulled her hand out like lightning, with a cautious smile on her face.

"Mr. Merlin, please wait a moment, let me think about it first..."

"Huh?" Merlin frowned slightly, thinking that this little wife is quite shy, doesn't she have a child?Could it be that you have not been married for long?

Merlin met a lot of women in Scotland. Normal wives are very enthusiastic and unrestrained.

Some even chatted until Merlin blushed, one can imagine how open the topic is.

"Then let me ask for now..." Martha raised her pretty chin and asked tentatively

"Is Mr. Merlin a traveler from outside the village?"

Chapter 21:

Merlin was stunned, thinking that this was a new type of interview question, similar to selling the pen in his hand.

"Yes, that's right..."

Merlin nodded honestly, thinking that maybe this question is a test of honesty.

"Then there's no problem." Martha said with a light smile, and hired Merlin in one sentence.

"Emmmm..." Merlin narrowed his eyes, still a little suspicious, "So...simple?!"

"Actually, the admission threshold is not high. You only need to be from outside the village. You don't need any other work experience, as long as you can sell wine." Martha nodded, dispelling Merlin's doubts.

Merlin's expression was a bit complicated, not grateful, but thinking in his heart, Nima knew this earlier, why am I messing around?It's fine if you don't come directly, but I'm blushing now and ask for reimbursement for bathing, haircut, and clothes, can I?

"Then Mr. Merlin is going to work part-time?" Martha asked patiently.

"Well, that's right, I will only work for two months at most, and then I will continue to travel." Merlin nodded. He really didn't plan to stay here permanently, and he still wanted to find powerful guys to touch the curse.

"In this case, food and housing are included, and the monthly salary is one gold coin, and you will get 15% commission for every glass of wine you sell, with no upper limit." Martha briefly introduced the salary composition. Like most sales, it is Basic salary plus commission.

"One gold coin?! The basic salary is so high?" Merlin's eyes widened, feeling a little unbelievable.

The value of one gold coin is very high, and the wages of ordinary taverns are definitely not so high, usually only one silver coin, and 50-70 silver coins for the advanced level is considered a super high salary.

One gold coin a month?This is a high-end club where nobles come and go, and only the salary can be earned.

"Well, but our tavern is divided into day and night. During the day, it operates normally, but at night, we will receive a lot of female guests. You need to try your best to sell drinks. Well, if you can..." Martha looked away, hesitated to speak "Some special measures can be taken to market to female guests," said Mr.

"Special measures mean..." Merlin made up some ambiguous images in his mind.

"It's just flattery, emotional counseling, and in-depth communication with female guests in private..." Martha lowered her voice very low, speaking extremely cryptically.

What the hell!

I figured it out.

That is, as long as it can sell alcohol.

You can do whatever you want with female customers, right?

Isn't this business model that relies on men's sex to sell drinks like a cowherd in a nightclub! ?