The Unemployed Demon Lord

yes……

I've been in another world for so long, it seems that I really don't have a girlfriend.

Obviously I also have the appearance of a little boy, but why are there no other women besides my sister?

Merlin remembered his sister's sickly speech when she parted, and suddenly realized.

I don't have a girlfriend, no matter how I think it's Lilith's fault!

Merlin felt that this was a shameful thing, so he coughed lightly to cover up his embarrassment and said

"You know shit?"

"I want to practice until I'm 30..."

"A man who has become a great magician!"

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Chapter 18:

"And don't be so self-righteous! Who wants to rape you, take a good look at the shabby washboard on your chest, it doesn't arouse other people's sexual interest at all!" Merlin condescended, and crazily attacked Alice's self-esteem.

"You...you you you...what did you say!?" Alice's face turned red immediately, feeling extremely ashamed and angry, and she hated the airport where others mocked her the most in her life.

"My uncle has seen a lot of women, and I haven't reduced myself to fucking an airport!" Merlin pointed at Alice, showing a devilish smirk, "You think I'm going to fuck you, are you kidding me?" ? With your flat chest, you can use it as a washboard to wash clothes in normal times, and as a brick in battle. I have no interest in this kind of weapon, and I will feel panicked!"

"Who... who said I'm a washboard!? I'm a woman! It's just that I can't tell by wearing a mithril armor!" Alice felt so ashamed that she found an excuse and refused to admit that she was an airport.

"Aren't you ashamed to use mithril armor to make excuses again? It's even more embarrassing! Hurry up and apologize to your dead brave predecessors! You shameless washboard brave!" Merlin was a little mad, shaking his head. The first time you see this kind of person, don't be too forceful, a fool can see that she is an airport, and insists on bragging that she is a whore.

"I'm not lying! Don't tell me you've seen it before! I'm not a washboard hero! My tits are bigger than you imagined!" Alice gritted her teeth angrily, feeling that the irony was stronger than ** I still feel uncomfortable.

Her anger level gradually increased, and she shouted in her heart, you can kill me, you can't be humiliated, don't call me a little girl!

"That... Your armor is male, right?" Merlin glanced at Alice's chest, it seemed to be very valuable.

"So what?! What does it have to do with you!" Alice said the more she looked at Merlin, the more displeased she was.

"It fits well..." Merlin suppressed a smile and added, "I mean it fits well on the chest."

"It's...not bad..." Alice didn't respond.

"Idiot, I mean, your washboard is as flat as a man's! If you're really a dick, you'd be crushed already, okay? Hahaha..." Merlin laughed heartlessly, causing Allie to Si's face turned livid, "You think I'm going to fuck you with your breasts that can kill you? Bah! Shameless!"

Alice was ashamed, her face was like a ripe apple, so she had to change the subject.

"Since you didn't rape me, then why did you arrest me!?"

"Can't you see this?" Merlin spread his hands and said proudly, "We are going to cross the Orkney Strait! Land on the land of Great Britain!"

"Impossible." Alice retorted without thinking.

The Crusaders set off from the port of Bristol. Hundreds of people rowed together, and with the blessing of wind magic all the way, it took a day and a night to reach the death swamp.

Of course, in addition to the fast speed, there is another important reason, that is, no sea monsters or man-eating shark attacks were encountered.

Because the battleships of the Holy See are coated with a layer of dragon feces, which can disperse many dangers.

That's why Alice insisted that two people cannot cross the Orkney Strait.

Even if two people can slide the sculls and land on the nearest territory of Great Britain, they can't beat the sea monsters encountered on the road.

Those sea monsters are invincible in the sea, and even people of the holy rank are hard to defeat.

"Why is it impossible?" Merlin frowned, thinking that crossing the strait was not a big problem.

Alice hesitated for a moment, feeling that the two had the same interests and wanted to leave the Death Swamp, and it seemed that they could cooperate.

Besides, Merlin didn't want to do anything bad to him, maybe he just wanted to find a companion to cross the strait together.

Alice figured it out a bit, as long as she could get out of this shitty place and cooperate with the devil, it's not impossible, so she answered Merlin.

"The Orkney Strait is very wide, and our physical strength is limited. Even if we row alternately, we may be physically exhausted in the middle."

"Miss Washboard, maybe you misunderstood something..." Merlin sighed and said seriously

"You alone are responsible for rowing the boat."

"And I'm only responsible for pretending to face the sea breeze..."

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Chapter 19: Rewards and Updates

"what?"

Alice's eyes widened in disbelief.

How can you cross the strait by yourself?

I am not a superman, I will faint from exhaustion.

Alice shook her head vigorously and said nothing.

"impossible!"

"Comrade, you have to believe in the iron will of the great proletariat." Merlin said solemnly.

"I'll be exhausted halfway through!" Alice felt that it was too unfair, so what's the point of relying on her own efforts?

"Then I'll throw you into the sea to feed the fish, and then row to Great Britain by myself." Merlin grinned and said unceremoniously.

"It's too much! You really don't have a gentleman's demeanor!" It was the first time Alice encountered a rascal like Merlin.

"Gentleman's demeanor can't be eaten, so you should be obedient." Merlin was determined to treat Alice as a slave.

"It's not fair! We are a cooperative relationship, how can it be possible to rely on my efforts?" Alice frowned and yelled dissatisfied.

"Miss Washboard, do you really take it for granted?" Merlin twisted his mouth and pointed at Alice, "Who said we are in a cooperative relationship? Please figure out the situation, we are the relationship between master and slave, so you have to listen to me."

"I quit!" Alice threw the paddle to the ground, thinking that this is an unfair treaty, only a fool would agree.

"Oh? Since you're dishonest, there's nothing I can do..." Merlin's face was gloomy, his eyes turned cold, and he held the handle of the Taidao with his right hand, threatening, "I'll kill you right now, and then take your body Throw it into the sea and feed the sharks."

Alice's face turned pale, her heart stopped for a second, and she was terrified by Merlin. Thinking about the scene where he chopped down the crusade army without even blinking, surely he would be merciless if he cut himself?

She looked back at the scarlet sea. The swarm of man-eating sharks kept refusing to leave, probably waiting to eat some fresh human flesh.

After thinking about it, Alice felt that if the green hills remained, she might not be afraid of lack of firewood, and perhaps relying on willpower, she could reach Great Britain alive.

"I... I reluctantly agree, of course it's not because I'm afraid of your threat! It's because I want to leave this ghost place too, that's it!"

Merlin knew Alice was lying when he saw Alice trembling. It seemed that his deterrent power was still useful.

"Okay, stop talking nonsense, let's set sail!"

"Wait, are you confident that you won't be attacked at sea?" Alice said suspiciously, "I heard that there are plesiosaurs in the Orkney Strait, and we escaped by relying on the dung of the dragon. Yes, we'll be attacked if we don't prepare something to disperse the sea monsters, and even this pack of man-eating sharks will crush the boat."

"Dragon feces, don't you think it stinks?" Merlin frowned, expressing his incomprehension.

"Add some spices to mix, it's not so smelly..." Alice replied awkwardly.

"Is there any dragon feces? The holy dragon of your Holy See is imprisoned in the underground palace of our Demon King's Palace. I cut off the wings and used them as watchdogs." The one who flaunted his might, then lay down on the ground to express his submission.

If it weren't for his mercy, there should be a pure white dragon carpet in the Demon King's Palace now.

"Holy Dragon Elvis?" Alice's expression trembled in disbelief.

"It seems to be the name, but now it's called Wangcai." Merlin said very maliciously.

Holy Dragon Elvis.

The holy rank dragon family enshrined by the Holy See.

It is a theocratic totem over the Roman temple.

It is said that a holy breath destroyed the invading Viking legions.

Why is such a powerful dragon now turned into a watchdog!

Although I know that Lucifer III is very strong, this is too outrageous, right?

He could actually make a noble Dragon Clan surrender by virtue of his strength.

Please don't say such things casually, I'm so surprised that I don't have enough brains...

A thin layer of cold sweat broke out on Alice's forehead, and she fell into horror for a moment, forgetting the business.

"Go, hurry up." Merlin urged Alice to row.

"They all say that we need to dispel Hai Long's things..." Alice still hesitated, because Hai Long is the ruling class in Hai Hai.

"I don't need that kind of thing, I'm enough." Merlin spread his hands.

"Where did you get the confidence?" Alice was full of question marks.

"Because in this world..." Merlin stood on the bow of the boat facing the sea breeze and said, pointing to himself

"The enemy who made me cut the second knife does not exist at all!"

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Chapter 20: Rewards and Updates

The boat sailed slowly away from the shore, with ripples behind it.

With a dark face, Alice separated and slid the sculls bitterly.

Merlin stood at the bow of the boat, looking into the distance against the stormy sea wind.

The blond hair was lifted up, across the smooth forehead, and the "Vientiane Jialuo" on the waist looked very simple, giving people a feeling of broken metal, which was so low that it exploded compared to Alice's "Bright Chant".

No one will believe that this is the magic sword, the king's weapon in the first demon king's hall, and the king's proof that only Merlin can pass.

The two took a small boat and passed through the wreckage of the Crusader battleship. Not long ago, it was magnificent, but now it has become depressed and dilapidated.