The Ultimate All-Rounder

Chapter 57: Are You Alright?
Translator: EndlessFantasy Translation Editor: EndlessFantasy Translation

“Xia Tian, you should watch your behavior,” Huo Wennu commented as she took note of his perverted expression.

“You’re ugly, please don’t talk to me,” Xia Tian shot back as he turned his attention back to the other girl. He could not see through this girl’s clothing at all, which he found extremely strange.

“You!!” Huo Wennu was beyond tempted to rip Xia Tian apart.

“Sister Wen, please, come in and have a seat.” Ye Qingxue attempted to shift their attention to something else.

“Oh Mr. Basketball God, I’m a big fan of yours!” Ling’er ran towards Xia Tian and said flirtatiously.

“Eh? Did you do something to yourself?” Xia Tian knew instantly that Ling’er had changed her looks. In fact, she had used the Acupuncture Polymorphing Technique.

“Ugh!” Ling’er was slightly startled.

“Xia Tian, please don’t jump to conclusions.” Ye Qingxue thought that Xia Tian was saying that Ling’er was ugly and immediately tried to stop him from doing so.

“I didn’t. She really did change her appearance,” Xia Tian said with a serious look on his face.

Everyone looked at Ling’er upon hearing Xia Tian’s words.

“Uhm, that’s because I was too ugly… That’s why I changed my looks.” Ling’er had no way to defend herself.

“Liar.” Xia Tian turned his head around and looked at Yun Miao. “I know I’m handsome, but you don’t have to keep staring at me. Are you trying to confess to me or something? I’m telling you, I’m a man that’s difficult to persuade but if you really do confess to me, I’ll gladly accept it.”

Yun Miao, too, was stunned the instant she heard Xia Tian’s words. Was this the legendary peak of shamelessness?

“You clearly have no concept of dignity!” Tang Yan retorted angrily.

“Wow, you’re talking to your Darling Sweetie Hubby that? You’ll get punished, you know.” Xia Tian then grabbed Tang Yan and dropped her on her stomach on his legs, and spanked her.

Everything happened so quickly that there was no time for Tang Yan to react.

“Wanna be rude, do you?”

Smack!

Xia Tian spanked Tang Yan’s body again.

“Xia Tian, this is ridiculous!!” Huo Wennu did not have a mellow personality to begin with. Xia Tian was Ye Qingxue’s boyfriend, how dare he do something so lewd to Tang Yan? How could she not be angry at all?

Ye Qingxue was her best friend.

“Why is that?” Xia Tian looked up at Huo Wennu. “Have I blocked your WiFi? Did I steal food from your house? Am I hugging your wife?”

“You!!”

Nobody had dared to talk to her like that before.

“What do you mean you? Look at you, which part of you resembles a girl at all? You’re as flat as a man.” Xia Tian continued.

“I’m going to end you!” Huo Wennu threw a kick at Xia Tian.

Under normal circumstances, this kick would be impossible to evade at such a distance. Ye Qingxue stood up as she tried to defuse the situation but what happened next was out of her expectations. Huo Wennu’s leg was being held by Xia Tian.

“Look at you, what kind of girl would wear jeans on such a hot day?”

“Unhand me!” Huo Wennu shouted angrily.

“As you say.” Xia Tian loosened his grip and Huo Wennu lost her balance and fell to the ground. The current Huo Wennu no longer had the domineering aura she had before.

“How dare you trip me over!!”

“You’re the one who told me to unhand you,” Xia Tian said.

“Unhand me.” Tang Yan was still on Xia Tian’s leg.

“To think you’d still to your Darling Sweetie Hubbie like that,” Xia Tian stated.

“Unhand me now!!”

Smack!!

“No, no, I’ll listen.” Tang Yan said hastily as she was truly frightened of Xia Tian.

Xue Chuan at the side was completely envious. Both of them were men and were currently surrounded by girls. However, Xia Tian was like a legend while Xue Chuan could only stand at the side and watch.

“Sister Wen please, stand up.” Ye Qingxue immediately pulled Huo Wennu up to her feet.

“Just you wait.” Huo Wennu stared angrily at Xia Tian.

“Sister Wen, please don’t be angry. I’ll apologize on his behalf.” Ye Qingxue did not wish for Huo Wennu to have a bone to pick with Xia Tian.

“Qingxue, what’s wrong with you? What do you even see in a guy like him? He’s basically flirting with everything that moves. Didn’t you see how he treated Tang Yan earlier?” Huo Wennu looked at Ye Qingxue as she spoke.

“You’ve misunderstood the entire situation. He’s actually my cousin.” Ye Qingxue explained.

“Your cousin?” Huo Wennu was startled. “He’s not your boyfriend?” Why did you say he’s your boyfriend on your birthday?”

“I told him to come, so…” Ye Qingxue invited Xia Tian the other day as her shield.

“I’ll drop this since he’s your cousin, but Tang Yan is a good friend of mine. If you disappoint Tang Yan in any way, I’ll never let you off the hook.” Huo Wennu stared at Xia Tian.

“Sister Wen, please don’t misunderstand. I don’t have a thing with him.” Tang Yan explained hastily. However, Tang Yan did not understand why she was rather delighted when Ye Qingxue said that Xia Tian was her cousin.

Perhaps she had fallen for Xia Tian? Impossible. That would be impossible. She hated Xia Tian the most out of all the guys she knew.

She would still not fall for Xia Tian even if the entire male population had died off.

This was on top of how he had treated her earlier.

“Hmpf.” Huo Wennu glared at Xia Tian. “I don’t think there’s any need for an introduction. I’m sure you all know these two.”

The people present were all well-known people from Jianghai University. Although they had never interacted before, they still had heard of each other.

“If Ye Qingxue and Tang Yan are not his girlfriends, does that mean my idol is single?” Ling’er looked at Ye Qingxue before setting her sights onto Tang Yan. She then diverted her attention toward him. “My idol, can I be your girlfriend then?”

She was so straightforward, incredibly straightforward.

When Bing Xin saw how direct Ling’er was, she imagined what would happen if she did that instead. However, she hastily wiped away such a thought.

“Change your appearance back and let me see if you’re actually pretty. Then I’ll make you a

candidate to be my mistress if you’re beautiful enough.” Xia Tian said with a serious face.

“Only a candidate?” Ling’er pouted.

“That’s because you don’t have a great body,” Xia Tian said.

“Who says I don’t?” Ling’er refuted frustratingly.

“I don’t believe you.” Xia Tian could not see through Ling’er’s clothing. Naturally, he would not be able to tell if her body was great or otherwise.

“Why don’t I show it to you?” Ling’er smiled at Xia Tian.

“Sure thing.” Xia Tian looked at Ling’er eagerly.

“I can’t do it here, there are too many people here. I’ll only strip for you.” Ling’er smiled teasingly.

“Ling’er, stop fooling around.” Yun Miao said indifferently. She never seemed to have a lot to say.

Xue Chuan was rather frustrated. A simple apology dinner had turned into such a show. Xia Tian’s behavior had utterly defeated them as he had pushed shamelessness to a new low.

‘You’re mine, the apple of my eye.’

“Who’s this?”

“Master, it’s me. I’m your cutest, most beautiful, friendliest, and most gentle disciple.”

“You’re insane.”

Xia Tian hung up instantly.